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Joined 07-13-09, id: 2006095, Profile Updated: 04-25-12
Author has written 13 stories for Doctor Who, Picture of Dorian Gray, Mighty Boosh, Little Britain, and Dangerous Days of Daniel X.

I logged in to try and delete my account but FF just can't take no for an answer. No worries, my writing always was shit.

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More to the Story Itself by Spydurwebb reviews
What happens when our characters aren't onscreen? This series of one-shots set in mostly Classic Who feature primarily the Fourth Doctor and Sarah Jane, although others may make an appearance.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,117 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - 4th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
A Witty Little Knitter by Special Patrol Groupie reviews
The story behind the famous scarf.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/19/2009 - 4th Doctor - Complete
You never can tell by finmagik reviews
Auntie Fin comes bearing crack. The Doctor gets married. And Not to Rose, Martha, Donna, Jack or the Master. And it's not Ten.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/25/2009 - 4th Doctor, Romana II
Scarves and Pinstripes by spazenport reviews
The 4th Doctor and 10th Doctor work together to repair the universe. Sarah Jane Smith and Donna Noble meet for the first time.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009 - 4th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
Yes or No by Derek Metaltron reviews
The Fourth Doctor might regret trying to outsmart K9 when it comes to victory in a popular Earth Children's game perfect during long journeys in the TARDIS. Fourth Doctor, K9 II, Romana 2.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/24/2009 - 4th Doctor, K-9 - Complete
The Mystery of the Missing Zeus Plugs by Noofle reviews
The Doctor finds his Zeus plugs missing and embarks on a search to find the missing plugs. Will he find them? What happens if he does? And is Sarah Jane not a morning person? All, and more, shall be revealed within. Read on to find out more!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2009 - 4th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Gone Fishing by ZiggyChaos reviews
Written for LJ's smith n jones Doctor/Martha fic challenge, which paired Martha with any of the Doctor's incarnations except Ten, the prompt was for the Fourth Doctor: The Doctor takes Martha on a trip to make her smile... and it's fishing
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Martha J., 4th Doctor - Complete
Wings in the Night by Settiai reviews
When the Doctor is poisoned by an alien creature, it's up to Sarah Jane to find a way to save him before it's too late.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,023 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Sarah Jane S., 4th Doctor - Complete
Yo Ho Exterminate? by Serinity46 reviews
Things that should never crossover in a fan's mind...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Light Years by idontlikegravy reviews
The TARDIS is having one of her funny days, sending the Doctor 3 million light years from Earth and interrupting poker night.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - 10th Doctor, Lister, D. - Complete
Darth Vader's Slumber Party! by Flame Donkey reviews
Darth Vader invites Scar, Sauron and Voldemort over for a slumber party! What chaos will be unleased? Please R and R.
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 8/29/2006
Healing by Kittenmommy reviews
While caring for the ill 4th Doctor, Sarah Jane accidentally lets slip her own dark secret.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2003 - Complete
Snow Day by Gemini14 reviews
A light moment for the Fourth Doctor and his companions Sarah Jane Smith and Harry Sullivan.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2002 - 4th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
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Undercover of the Night reviews
...I helped to eliminate many problems you had here on Earth, including water pollution, over-crowding of cities, and most importantly, how to make your indoor spaces look bigger through the clever use of mirrors."
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Over the Hills and Far Away reviews
The Doctor investigates a signal originating in French-controlled England, and, surprise surprise, finds something unexpected. Man, I suck at summaries. I should never sell used cars.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,438 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - 4th Doctor
The Dangerous Days of Doctor Who reviews
This is something I've been thinking about for a while... Daniel, Alien Hunter, meets the Doctor, Timelord. Won't make much sense unless you've read the books. But they are a super fast read. Seriously.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Dangerous Days of Daniel X - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/18/2009 - 1st Doctor
The Timelord, the Human, and the Wardrobe reviews
Before they went to Cardiff... before they met the Gelth... there was the adventure that RTD didn't show you... and it will blow your mind... sorta.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2009 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
This Is The End, My Only Friend reviews
An obsession among friends leads to the discovery of the most import artifact in Human history...but does anyone realise it?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Complete
The Legend of Escape Penguins reviews
My first attempt at a crimp. Be kind, rewind, and review.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
The Legend of the Call of the Fountain of the Ant reviews
“That is not important, Howard! Well, okay, so my mirror ball suit is important, but that is not what I meant. I meant, this is important!”
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Those are Buses, but Anyway reviews
Some mysterious accident of mystery has left Martha Jones in an awkward conversation with a man who's voice sounds so familiar... slight bathroom humor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Little Britain - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Martha J. - Complete
Baby, You Can Drive My Car reviews
Just your typical day in the minimum wage life, until an extraordinary vehicle rolls in... and nobody even says the words "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" either! Amazing how they missed the opportunity.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Come on Home reviews
Set in the Near Past, after Martha but before Donna when Ten is all alone and looking for stuff and things. He happens across a young American who hasn't learned how to say "I'm from Canada" correctly. Adventures ensue.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,565 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - 10th Doctor
There is a Mountain reviews
One day Rose gets bored and is left alone in the Tardis. She decides to snoop through the Doctor's old music and finds a piece of hippy magic, and gets into trouble.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Fear Her or Her Idiot Parents reviews
This is how I think that famous 'Fingers on Lips' scene really should have gone. I came up with it the other day. Short and sour. Oh, and Doctor loses his temper, as well he should.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Bankruptcy of Dorian Gray reviews
Well, even Immortal people are effected by the current global recession... Very Crack.
Picture of Dorian Gray - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Dorian G. - Complete