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Hi peoplez! A quick summery of me: the Pirates of the Caribbean movies will always be my favorites!! Captain Jack Sparrow is completely and utterly amazing!! Johnny Depp is my favorite actor EVER AND FOR ALL TIME!! I'm also a big Sweeney Todd fan! But it's not above Pirates on my list! :D While most of my stories are about Sweeney Todd, I'm afraid I could never replace Pirates in my heart! XD
If you are a fan of Johnny Depp not only because he's attractive, but because of his personality and his love for children etc...copy and paste this on your profile!
If you believe that the curse of the Flying Dutchman is broken and Will and Elizabeth will be together forever with their son, Copy and Paste this into your profile.
So many people thought AWE was confusing. I don't know what's wrong with them, it made perfect sense to me! If you could follow AWE when you first saw it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of the smart people who actually know that Captain Jack is wearing Kohl and NOT eye liner, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you go around singing "I've got a jar of diiiirt, I've got a jar of diiiirt, and guess what's in it!", copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever sung ",I've got a jar of diiiirt," while brushing your teeth, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
Heehee, if you like to laugh...heehee...alot...then paste this on your profile...HEEHEE!!
If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile. (Captain Jack, Sweeney Todd, Ichabod Crane, Willy Wonka... basically all of them... I would LOVE THAT!!)
If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you looked at my profile just to find random quotes or stuff to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull', or the other way around, copy this in your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you think people labeling other people (i.e. Goth, prep) is just stupid, copy paste this into your profile.
If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile. (He desperately needs a hug! I'LL GIVE YOU A HUG SWEENEY!!)
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a sentence, copy and paste this into your profile. (basically everyday!)
If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into something that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. (I've done that on purpose before, just to entertain my friends who were watching! XD)
I don't suffer from Johnny Depp addiction, I enjoy every minute of it. YOU MUST PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!
If you can't wait for Tim Burton's next movie, Alice in Wonderland, to come out, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
98 percent of teens immediately think "Cullen" when they hear the name "Edward". If you're one of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands", copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile. (Mostly me and my best friend, sometimes he and I just suddenly sing 'Thriller' and do a pathetic thriller dance! XD)
If you have been called insane more than once, copy and paste this into your profile. (By just about everyone I know!)
If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Captain Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile. (Lol it's so funny when people are like "I didn't get that" and I'm like "Wow that's really sad" XD)
If you absolutely love Sweenett, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I'm one of those saps who believe in true love! Therefore I'm a huge supporter of Sweenett!!)
If you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed,copy and paste this onto your profile. (Which is why if she ever kisses Captain Jack again I shall destroy her!! lol)
A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Captain Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (I added the Captain before Captain Jack Sparrow's name! I was very sad to see it missing!!)
If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you have been bitten by the Sweeney bug copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think the best line in Epiphany has gotta be, "WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE!", copy this into your profile.
If you believe that Sweeney Todd really existed, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you LOVE Johnny Depp, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile. (I've memorized a bunch of Johnny Depp movies, any I haven't I'm working on it!!)
If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.
If you believe that if you stick Johnny Depp in any movie, it automatically makes it a good movie, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Crazy is when your listening to Sweeney Todd and you find yourself not only singing but acting the part out completely from memory.
Crazy is when you get sugar high to scare the crap out of your friends then bring Sweeney Todd lyrics to school and memorize them.
Crazy is when you go through the halls singing "Sweeney Todd" lyrics and than writing them down on your paper instead of doing your actual work.
Crazy is when every little thing reminds you of the movie "Sweeney Todd" even when someone says the word "properly."
Crazy is when someone asks you what you want to be when you grow up you say “Mrs. Lovett”
Crazy is when you hear a Sweeney Todd song you practically cry tears of joy
If you absolutely love Sweenett, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think this is the best line in movie history: MY PEANUT! copy and paste this. (I'ts not my ABSOLUTE favorite but it's definitly up there! That line was brilliant! XD)
If you think that phsyco, emo, murderous barbers are 100 times better than sparkly vampires, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. (it's on Septemer 19th)
If you've ever seen a movie or so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote; put this in your profile.
The Top 15 Reasons You Know You're Obsessed With Sweeney Todd:
1. You make a big production out of dinner when it happens to be pot pies. Bouns points if you actually sing 'God Thats Good'.
2. If someone asks you to explan the story you start with "there was a barber and his wife".
3. You actually know what a linnet bird is.
4. When you eat a pot pie you look very closely at the contents first, then wonder what kind of person taste most like chicken.
5. You sing "there's a hole in the world like a great black pit" ect. and replace 'London' with the name of your school or work place when you get mad.
6. When someone or something really peeves you off you shout "They all deserve to die!"
7. You burst into song when you see a hair loss commercial.
8. You've replaced all your dad's shavers with straight razors.
9. You keep a list of people you'd most like to bake into a pie. (well, a mental one)
10. You loudly sing 'Worst Pies in London' whenever you see pies in a shop.
11. When a friend or realitive says that they just got a shave or hair cut you say shocked,"You survied? You...you...you're not a meat pie."
12. When your teacher asks you for attention in class you start to sing "Ladies and gentlemen may I have your attention pah-lease!!"
13. While in the meat section of your local supermarket you begin singing "God that's Good!"
14. Whenever someone happens to sat "Whats that?" you turn to them excitedly--"It's priest! Have a little priest!"
15. When someone happens to mention Fleet Street, even if it has nothing to do with Sweeney Todd, you automaticly think of Sweeney.
If you think Lucy Barker should have been the one thrown into the oven, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Symptoms of OSTD (obsessive Sweeney Todd disorder)
1. Every little thing reminds you of Sweeney Todd, and when something doesn't, it still ends up reminding you because you think, Wow, here's something that doesn't remind me of... Sweeney Todd!!
2. You have the movie memorized
3. You hyperventilate whenever Sweeney comes onto the screen
4. You sing "A Little Priest" whenever you have pie for supper
5. Instead of saying "the beach" you say, "by the sea"
6. You sing "My friends" to your razor and/or kitchen knives
Paste this on your profile if you have OSTD (IT'S NOT A DISORDER! Really!)
Littlezion's favorite quotes! (NOT IN ORDER!!)
"But why is the rum gone?!" - Captain Jack Sparrow (duh)
"No! Not Barker. That man is dead. It's Todd now, Sweeney Todd. And he will have his revenge" - Sweeney Todd
"No! If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks! So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?" - Captain Jack Sparrow
"Now, bring me that horizon" - Captain Jack Sparrow (I would use every one of his lines from all the movies if I had the time! XD)
"And I owe them all money" - Captain Jack Sparrow
"I can't" - Edward Scissorhands (that line almost makes me cry sometimes!! DX)
Everything that the pink and blue guys on Charlie the Unicorn say! They crack me up!
"No! No! NOO! NOOOO!!" - Sam (from Benny and Joon when he's doing the stabbing thing! I do that at school and everyone's like O_O and walk away)
"Kisses to you sweet pea" - Gene Watson (It makes me giggle when he's like that! XD)
"You have moved the body?" - Ichabod Crane "I have" - guy who's name I can't remember right now "You must never move the body!" - Ichabod "Why?" - guy "...because..." - Ichabod (XD)
"Really BAD EGGS!!" - Captain Jack (and every other time he says that! XD)
"Alright then, I confess. It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weaselly black guts out" - Captain Jack
"Send this pestilant, traitoris, cowhearted, yeasty codpiece to the brig." - Captain Jack
"In headless corpse cases such as this, the head is removed to prevent indentification of the body." -Ichabod Crane "But we know this was Johnathan Masbeth." - guy who's name I'm too lazy to look up "Precisely, so why was the head removed?" - Ichabod "Why?" - guy. "Right!" - Ichabod
"That's very astute of you sir," - Inspector Frederick Abberline
"As punishment for lack of an interesting pirate name, Peter shall walk the plank!" - James Matthew Barrie (He reminded me of Captain Jack a bit there! XD)
"One word, love: curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day, you won't be able to resist." - Captain Jack (This is not because I'm a Sparrabether! Why would I want someone else to have Captain Jack!? lol That quote just speaks to my soul!! XD)
"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by." - Captain Jack
"Let us examine that claim for a moment, former Commodore, shall we? Who was it who, at the very moment you had a notorious pirate safely behind bars, saw fit to free said pirate, and keep your dearly beloved all to hisself eh? So who's fault is it really that you've wound up a rum-pot deckhand what takes orders from pirates?" - Captain Jack
"I want you bleeders." - Sweeney Todd (That cost me my pirates online account! DX But it was worth it! XD)
"Everything in this room is eatable! Even I'm eatable! But that would be called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." - Willy Wonka
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