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Joined 07-13-09, id: 2006355, Profile Updated: 09-29-09
Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Naruto

Hello, all! My name is Kandis and I LOVE NARUTO!! I wouldn't give up watching naruto or reading its fanfiction for a million bucks. Who's my favorite character? Itachi, of course! My top 5 are Itachi, Pein, Hidan, Gaara and Ebisu. I have a profile on Deviantart as well. Kandisfire. Look me up. I submit poems :). Anywayz, I love to write poetry, draw anime (mostly eyez cuz I suck at everything else), and I might get into drawing doujinshis if I get better at drawing. I hope I do. It's easier on paper...I like to write poetry!

UPDATES!!

September 29:

I have a new story called Akatsuki Challenge. The challenge is: I need my readers to pick any two members of the akatsuki and one totally random song, and I'll write a drabble for it and publish it to this story. Thanx for considering!

Bleach

I'm not a HUGE Bleach fan, but I have read and watched the manga/anime up to episode 23/24. manga book 9. My favorite Bleach character is Uryuu Ishida. I don't want to know if he dies!! Dont tell me!! I hope not. I already know he loses his power. That sucks.

Random Crap And Obatu

~0--~ This is a crappy snake named Obatu.

If you hate Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, post him on your profile

If you just plain hate Sasuke, for any reason, you are officially my freind and post him on your profile

If you have ever wanted to touch Sasuke Uchiha, Neji Hyuuga, or Itachi Uchiha's hair, post him on your profile

If you have ever walked into a door, post him on your profile

If you have ever walked into a sliding door, post him on your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no obvious reason, then stopped abruptly, making everyone awkward, post him on your profile

Wierd is good. Strange is bad. If you think you are wierd, post him on your profile

If you have ever had perverted, rapist, or sexual dreams about a male character from Naruto, post him on your profile (>> hehe...Itachi)

I only post these if they are true for me. I hope you do the same.

FAVORITE PAIRINGS

Naruto Non-Yaoi

KonanAkatsuki

KonanMadara

SasukeKarin

SasukeSakura

GaaraTemari

Naruto Yaoi

HidanZetsu

ItachiHidan

ItachiPein

HidanPein

MadaraItachi

ItachiKisame

HidanKakuzu

Bleach Non-Yaoi

UryuuTatsuki

IchigoOrihime

Bleach Yaoi

IchigoRinji

RinjiUryuu

FOR ALL OF THE ABOVE PAIRINGS:

I LOVE THREESOMES/FOURSOMES!! (I wrote one, kukuku) ANY PAIRING ABOVE + ANOTHER PAIRING ABOVE IS TOTALLY AWESOME!! WRITE A THREESOME MADARA X KONAN X ITACHI / KONAN X PEIN X MADARA, AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER, SUBSCRIBE TO YOU, ADD YOU AS A FAVORITE AUTHOR, AND TELL ALL MY FREINDS ABOUT YOU, AND WRITE YOU A LEMON FOR YOUR FAVORITE PAIRING!!

Woah that was a bit long...

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Blut und Tränen by Billywick reviews
Germancest, no other pairings, nor are they important at all. Germany-centric. I suck at summaries. Though I put it as Angst, this fic contains humour too. And smut. Very lemonirific. Gay county-incest, sex and musings on Nazis. You've been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,280 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Germany, Prussia
Hand Trick by FindingXXX reviews
Prussia follows Germany to the bathroom and learns the truth about why his brother never removes his gloves. Warning for incest R-18 yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Jealousy by Lulu Ritsu reviews
Trying to forget about a crush on Ludwig, Kiku is willing to find new love, but things are easier said than done when things take a turn for the unpredicted. / Rated M for later chapters / I hate writing summaries XD / GermanyxJapan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Germany, Japan
Seducing West by mykonosparadise reviews
Prussia wants Germany.He knows his brother wants him back but hesitates to show it because he is held back by his morals.How long will it take Prussia to convince Germany that they both want the same? Lots of tension culminating in a hot office encounter
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,880 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Xeno Love by R24 reviews
Name explains it all, Rates M for Sex scenes. Gaz enters the story...Dont flame me! but please review :
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Tak, Zim
I Want To Show You by LoliTurk reviews
Sequel to 'Welcome Home' Knight!PrussiaxKid!Germany The drama continues, secrets are revealed! chapter 4 up
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,781 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Germany, Prussia
Ehrfürchtig by Shareq reviews
Prussia wants Germany's hot sausage. Not quite what it seems, but pretty close. Germancest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
How are you feeling, bruderlein? by Deezaster82 reviews
He was a caged man at the mercy of an insane beast. Germany is held prisoner in his own bedroom by Prussia, or is that so?. Warning: Yaoi, incest, rape, use of drugs, insanity, disturbing themes.R&R please
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Königsberger Klopse by coxcomb reviews
Germany tries to ignore Prussia's advances as he makes dinner. Prussia/Germany
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Unerwartet: Unforseen, Unexpected, Sudden by xxkunoichi159xx reviews
Just a short GermanyXJapan story about a night together. I wrote it rather quickly and while I was half asleep, so I apologize for the fact that it isn't as good as it could have been. This was rated T and I didn't even notice! It's M now though X3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Germany, Japan - Complete
How an April Fools ' Day went wrong by mykonosparadise reviews
They wanted to lure Ludwig out of his own house, planning on surprising the brothers… yet they got surprised in the end… Germany/Prussia incest sex, my darlings...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Blood Stained Butterfly by thefirstespada reviews
Sequel to Blood Soaked Butterfly- Happens right after the firt one, and starts with Nagato making a shocking discover, while the Akatsuki deal with the things they witness the past night and the return of a demon graphic scenes Konan/Tobi/Zetsu/Pein
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,396 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Konan, Obito U./Tobi
Simple Lust With a Side of Cute by Buttercup-chan reviews
Pein and Konan have been doing the same thing at Akatsuki for a while. What happens when Konan wants to jump Pein? Lots of things! :D like.. LEMON and.. FUNNYS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
White Paper by Sweet Ashori reviews
Konan is the beautiful president of Spring Green Academy's Origami Club. Pein is the handsome, bad boy new student. Two completely different people collide, but will their clash really be that horrible? AU. PeinKonan. Rated M for rape references.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,260 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Wursts and Handcuffs by padfootalltheway reviews
It's the wurst situation you can think of, booze and handcuffs...... or is it? Germany Ludwig x UK Arthur RATING: VERY MATURE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 67 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Germany, England/Britain - Complete
Coed Camp by Airanke reviews
Camp, as proven to Konan, can make you like someone you don't. HidaKona centric; some PeiKona and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,816 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Hidan, Konan - Complete
One Last Time by Hyouhaku reviews
We wanted it, he needed it...if only for one last time. PainXKonan oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Nushi o Naraku by Kerink reviews
Hidan feels he and Kakuzu should be more than just partners. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,189 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
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Whatever It Takes reviews
Maria Fem!Prussia will get Ludwig into bed with her if it's the last thing she does. Obviously Germancest ; Rated for encounters of the sexy kind: Rape, Masturbation, Voyeurism, Pretty much everything.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Germany, Prussia
Afternoon Off reviews
Gilbert lures Ludwig to the living room couch to have some fun, but it turns out Ludwig is better at it than him...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
All To No Avail reviews
Germany has business to take care of and Italy's boss wants in; "Italia...She wasn't ready for war." Will Contain Germancest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
Please Don't Leave Me reviews
Konan realises how badly Hidan wants to die, and hides under his bed, wanting to know more about his plans. She ends up watching him shower, and ends up having a much deeper purpose. Fluff Angst Romance and Sex. HidaKona HidanXKonan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
Needles and Yaoi reviews
The Akatsuki is a hospital in Japan. While Konan, the Head Nurse, deals with personal problems, Sasuke fights insanity and jealousy, and Pein makes painful descisions. ItachiXMadara ItachiXTobi HidanXKakuzu More pairings later on
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,716 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Konan, Pain/Pein
Bound and Gagged reviews
Konan wants revenge for how Pein's been treating the Akatsuki, so she ties him up and "abuses" him. Bondage. KonaPein/PeinKona Slight ItaKisa/KisaIta. Rated for Konan's "revenge" techniques.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Chronicle Of Konan reviews
A meaningful drabble based off a popular saying, "If You Love It Let It Go, Ir It Loves You, It'll Come Back". KonaPein PeinKona PeinKon KonPein Rated for advanced concept
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Days Of The Week reviews
Discontinued, but still pretty good; KonanXZetsu KonanXHidan KonanXKakuzu KonanXMadara KonanXTobi KonanXItachi KonanXKisame Rated M for past reasons that still exist.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Konan - Complete
Dirty Little Secret reviews
Konan joins the Akatsuki and finds sexy men around every corner. She cannot decide which one she wants, and ends up with all three! ItaKon, HidaKona, PeinKon, AND HIDAITAPEINKON! Thats right, a FOURSOME! .: Discontinued / Done :.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,795 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Konan, Akatsuki - Complete
Dream Come True reviews
Konan and Pein have liked each other from the start, until finally years of accidental awkward moments turnes into a scene I generated from a picture off a hentai site. * KINKY * KonanXPein KonanPein PeiKona PeinKonan PeinXKonan KonaPein damn pairings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Akatsuki Challenge reviews
I asked for 10 groups of 2 characters and one song for each pair. I wrote romance drabbles on each one. Find out what happens between totally random Akatsuki pairings...Rated M for several reasons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Akatsuki
Masochistic Romance reviews
A collection of Konan X Hidan drabble. Rated M for sex and language. Not just Hidan's, but mine as well XD Do't worry, no OC's or me.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,469 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Hidan, Konan - Complete