Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
Hi! I'm alicefan98!
I'm absoultley in love with Twilight and vampire kisses
but I ussually just wright fanfics for twilight, so far anyway. My fave type of books are
definetely romance/drama/mystery/and comedy
Twilight (whole saga)
Vampire kisses (all books)
evermore (all books)
song of the sparrow
I heart you you haunt me.
the luxe series
Death cab for cutie
band of skulls
black/ white/ gray
I love to read, dance, wright and party!
"For it was not into my ear that you wispered, but into my heart.It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul"
- Judy Garland
"Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so."
-Ray Stannard Baker David Grayson
"Because it's what Jesus would Friking' do!"
-Izzie stevens Greys Anatomy
A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motercycle
Girl:Slow down i'm scared
Guy:No this is fun
Girl:No it's not, please it's so scary.
Guy:Then tell me you love me.
Girl:I love you,slow down.
Guy:Now give me a big hug
She gave him a hug
Guy:Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people
were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy
realized that the brakes weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him
she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live, even if it meant he wouldn't...
now thats true love.
OK, people can be pretty amusing sometimes, and they do and say the dumbest things to get people's attention, so here are a few epic pick-ups. :)
Girl, did you get a ticket cause you've got fine written all over you. (wow, I would so go on a date with you! not)
I must be in heaven, cause I'm starin' at an angel.
Is there a mirror in your pants cause' I can see myself in them. (seriously though, who would ever pay any guy attention that says that, unless it's to deck him, of course)
I'm new in town, could you give me directions to your appartment?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together (cheesy much?)
Girl, you must be tired cause' you've been runnin' through my mind all day!
Your eyes are blue like the ocean, and girl I'm lost at sea.
Do you know karate, cause your body is kickin' (dumbest one yet)
Girl, if you were words on a page, that's what they would cal fine print
My lips are skittles, come taste the rainbow
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first (hah)
I lost my number, can I have yours?
I ate some hot wings earlier, but you are much hotter. (This is the most stupid line I've ever heard, why would people say this? Because some people are stupid)
'I may not be fred flinstone but i can make your bedrock'
'The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the
Hi, I'm Mr. Right, I heard you were looking for me...
wow these are some pretty cheesy lines, huh? I mean come on, who would actually say these, guys can be dorks sometimes, I swear!
'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
If you love your dad, post this on your profile
WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS?? aww this is so sweet even though im a girl!! :D
So sweet, please don't break! :)
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she reposts this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - biotch - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: At your funerel would be crying
BEST FRIENDS: Sorry I'll be in jail for killing the jerk who murdered you!
Lol! I love all of these!!
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
Normal-Windows Media Player, Italics-My IPod
1. What would you say about your boyfriend?
Against the grain- city and colour
2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?
All i do is dream of you- michael buble
3. Your teacher is...
all the right moves -one republic
4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
all we ever do is say goodbye- john mayer
5. How would you describe your next door neighbours?
the world we live in -the killers
6. What would your Best Friend say about you?
when it rains- paramore
7. How do you feel right now?
the violent hour- sea wolf
8.What's on your bedside table right now?
undo it- Carrie underwood
9.What did you do when you woke up this morning?
tremble for my beloved- colledtive soul
10. When you open your wardrobe you see...
For a pessimest i'm pretty optimistic- paramore
11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
Edge of desire- john mayer
12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?
done all wrong- black rebel motorcycle club
13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?
sundrenched world- joshua raddin( hardly at my school, it has the f word in it... hehe...:D
14. Your life's theme song?
this is your life- the killers (interesting)
15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
temporary home -carrie underwood
16. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be?
17. Your motto is..
i'm yours-jason mraz
18. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy...
supermassive black hole-muse
19. What did you dream about last night?
20. Any last words?
cowboy cassanova- carrie underwood