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Joined 07-13-09, id: 2006444, Profile Updated: 12-07-09
Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, and Outsiders.

About me: My name is Bri. I'm 5'7'' (Hurray for tall people!) I have green eyes and dirty blonde hair. If you haven't guessed already, I'm a girl who loves yaoi and yuri! Awhile back I thought I'd be all artsy and start writing original stories, but for now, I'm happy screwing around with other people's characters!
Fave Books: Bram Stoker's Dracula (Bram Stoker), Carrie, IT, The Shining (Stephen King), The Tale of the Body Thief (Anne Rice) The Outsiders (S.E. Hinton)
Disliked Books: The Host (Stephenie Meyer). It was okay up until she introduced the "Romance" concept. "Oh, he has pretty hair and an angular jaw and he's the last human on earth we must be in love!" Really, Smeyer? Pardon my french but this woman can't write romance for shit. The Twilight saga was a bit more tolerable, but I'm more of a Jakeward fan than a Twilight fan.
Fave Movies: The Simpsons Movie, Bender's Big Score, Twilight New Moon (The book was sucky but this had shirtless taylor lautner in it!) Blades of Glory (Well, until that chick that Jimmy likes comes in. I wanted to see some action between Chaz and Jimmy!), Step Brothers, Napoleon Dynamite, Dracula: Dead and Loving It, Ryan and Sean's not so excellent adventure
Disliked Movies: Umm...I can't remember seeing any movies I didn't like. I heard the host is being made into a movie. But then again, sucky books can make killer movies with the right director. Just look at New Moon.
Fave TV Shows: The Simpsons, Futurama (Matt Groening is the god of cartoons!), Family Guy (Not really supposed to watch it but what they don't know can't hurt 'em), The Soup, iCarly (Such a guilty pleasure! I know it's stupid but It's so fun!)
Liked Canon Pairings: Hmm...I can't think of any canon pairings I like. I prefer to slash it up! Oh, now I remember! I like Homer/Marge from The Simpsons and Amy/Kif from Futurama. Those are pretty much the only ones though
Fave Slash Pairings:
Twilight:
Edward/Jacob: These two are too cute together!
Futurama:
Fry/Bender: This is one of my favorite slash pairings of all time. And it could happen. I, Roomate? Beast with a Billion Backs? C'mon, Bender so loves Fry!
The Simpsons:
Bart/Nelson: It was sorta weird at first but it's starting to grow on me
Bart/Milhouse: C'mon, this could so happen!
Bart/Donny: This is one of my favorites, too bad there's only 2 fics for it, both by Monochrome Osity. If you don't know who Donny is, watch the episode "The Debarted"
Lenny/Carl: These two were meant for each other! If they don't get together by the end of the series, I'm gonna be so pissed! And you don't wanna mess with an enraged fangirl. Trust me.
Moe/Barney: This is one of those weird yet awesome pairings.
The Outsiders:
Johnny/Ponyboy: Too cute!
Dally/Two-Bit: There aren't too many fics with this pairing, but the few I've read are awesome!
Darry/Two-Bit: It could happen
Soda/Steve: This is one of my fave Outsiders pairings! After all, who needs Sandy and Evie?
Blades of Glory:
Chaz/Jimmy. I've only read like 1 fic for it though.
Dracula:
Dracula/Van Helsing. It's perfect! The vampire and the vampire hunter...now that's a star crossed romance.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Spike/Angel: Spangel is awesome!
Xander/Angel: I love this pairing, I didn't get it at first but it's so cute!
Xander/Spike: Xander, Angel, and Spike can all do waaay better than Buffy.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

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the trouble with Bart is by thepinkhatter reviews
Bart and Nelson get in trouble, meanwhile Lisa avoids talking to Milhouse. nelson/Bart lisa/Ralph
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,678 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Bart S., Nelson M.
Mary Sue on the Lam by Ski-Ming reviews
Mary Sue has broken out of jail and is hiding in the Outsiders fandom. Now it's up to Mary Sue LaGreca of Atlantic City, New Jersey - sort of -, to save us all. Rated for language.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,471 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Johnny C., Dallas W.
The Bella Is A Moron Files by LovingPipersBoys reviews
Jacob and Edward try to get rid of the ever so annoying Bella. Sadly the girl just doesn't seem to get that the guys are more interested in each other then her! Humor, Jacob/Edward Bella Lovers BEWARE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Our Endless Numbered Days by Miss Elle Winchester reviews
When Jacob imprints on Edward, he thinks his world is coming to an end but could Edward be the best thing that could ever happen to him? Can Jacob teach Edward to love again when Bella moves away or is this love doomed from the start? SLASH Edward/Jacob
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,861 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Edward, Jacob
It Was Love At First Bite by ILoveMyGeeWay reviews
Ferard/FraGee Slash/Yaoi/Boy Love. Frank Iero is a half Vampire and helplessly in Love with the full vampire Gerard Way. But What happens when Frank's past comes back to haunt, or kill him. I do not own My Chemical Romance. Complete fiction. :D
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,399 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009
In A Very Unusual Way by RyanDavisRain reviews
This is my first posted fanfiction ever so be gentle please. I respect all critiques both good and bad but please don't be rude . This is an AH/AU fanfiction. It's also a SLASH man on man Edward/Jacob story. I hope you enjoy. Will be rated M at the end
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,201 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Edward, Jacob
In Control by cheemander reviews
I'm in love with her...which is really quite completely bad. Because she's with my brother, but I can control myself, right? RosalieXBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Rosalie, Bella
Dracula Vs the Sparkly Fairy by Virtuous Vampire reviews
Dracula's not so kind reaction to 'Twilight' and it's author. Now with CH.3 where the hunter and the friar hatch a deadly scheme! R&R!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Dracula, Van Helsing - Complete
Fakin' Out by daky reviews
Peter is exhausted from work. When he suffers an injury, his family takes care of him, but pretty soon he starts abusing it. In the B-story, Brian teaches Stewie to cook.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,796 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Peter G., Stewie G. - Complete
Basic Imprinting by starry-nights88 reviews
Jacob only understood the basics of imprinting, but he finds himself getting a crash course on the subject when he imprints on someone totally unexpected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,040 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Can you love me? by Ninja of Thunder reviews
What would happen if Edward never left Bella? What if Jacob plotted to get her anyway? What happens when Edward gets suspicious of Jacob? And what happens when Edward and Jacob begin to leave their rivalry behind and fall in love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,711 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Jacob, Edward
Bella and Emmett's Songs by Completely Dipendente reviews
Bella is drunk and her and Emmett are writing songs about some of the people they know. Please review, even if you hate it x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,151 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Bella, Emmett
The Girl Who Hated Twilight: Based On A True Story by x0clairedelunex0 reviews
The title speaks for itself.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
The World Before Dawn by Dutchman89 reviews
Before dawn things are different. Dracula X Abraham van Helsing SLASH
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
Don't by emberger reviews
Don't get any closer, I don't feel the same way. JohnnyxPonyboy.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C.
Meteor Shower by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. AU. As a human Jacob has grown up with Edward as his guardian/best friend, and thinks of the Cullens as his vampiric family. When he and Edward get into a fight Jacob goes to Smallville to visit in time for yet another meteor shower. jakeward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Life as a Vampire by IheartEdwardCullen1901 reviews
Takes place four years after Breaking Dawn. Bella is having a extremely good life. She is living in Forks with the people she loves most. But when it comes the time that The Cullens have to leave, something tragic happens and Bella doesn't want to go.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,271 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Complete
Haze by Eyes for Eternity reviews
The Volturi go to extremes to adopt Alice into the Guard. And Jasper's creator comes for revenge. Who will survive? Where will Alice end up? T 'cause I'm paranoid. And some kissing scenes kissing only- I swear! Read/Review! Peace!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Highly Flammable Caged Up Animal by rockshocka4223 reviews
This couldn't be happenin'...it just couldn't be! Now not only was I gonna go to jail....but I was gonna go to the funny farm, as well... Two-bit/Dally, Ponyboy/Johnny, Soda/Steve maybe more later SLASH Sequel to There For You. Rated M for a reason..ENJOY
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,683 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Two Bit M., Dallas W.
Peanuts by mouseagent reviews
After seeing Lenny and Carl firting, Moe begins to feel the pangs of loneliness that only one man can cure. Rated T for language, sexual references, alcohol and dancing peanuts. Moe/Barney & Lenny/Carl
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Complete
There For You by rockshocka4223 reviews
He's a radical, an asshole, a bastard...just a real class act jackass. But somehow....I was able to look at him lyin' in bed...wishin' that I could take all his pain away. Two-bit/Dally, Ponyboy/Johnny and Soda/Steve. FINALLY DONE! Final Comments?
Outsiders - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 69,767 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Two Bit M., Dallas W. - Complete
Not in Wonderland by RandomUser674 reviews
When Alice is wrongly sentenced to an insane asylum, she never expects to fall for any of the doctors. But what happens when she stumbles across a breathtakingly handsome, mysterious young man named James, who happens to be keeping some secrets from her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,017 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Alice, James
Future Someone by MappedOutMayhem reviews
Kyle just wants his future someone, what he gets is a study partner. Are they one in the same? Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Bloody Imprint by yesterdaysmaybe reviews
Takes place at the end of New Moon. What if Jacob were to imprint on Edward? Can he put his pride and predudice aside for their love? Caution: Yaoi. No Likeie, no readie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,934 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Jacob, Edward
The Sad Story of Aro by IheartEdwardCullen1901 reviews
Bella and Edward find Aro crying behind a garbage can after being abandoned by The Volturi. So they take him back to the Cullen's house. Is this a trap, or is Aro really just a big baby? Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
Missed You by DragonyPhoenix reviews
Spander fluff. Xander misses Spike and goes looking for him.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Spike, Xander H. - Complete
When It Rains by macmoosie reviews
He was kissing Shane, the love of his life. His lips were so warm and soft, hungry for him, and tasted of mint. When the kiss ended, Freddie was left wanting more, his eyes slowly opening, his mind coming back to reality.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,181 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Freddie B., Shane - Complete
The Meadow Scene: Redone by Aradia Lestat-Ming Ue reviews
Edward seemed to take a deep breath, and then he stepped out into the bright glow of the midday sun... What if when Bella saw Edward's true for she didn't see perfection? Instead she saw a monster. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Love You When You Can't by theweakking reviews
How could someone that hated themselves so much be so easy to fall in love with? CHAPTER 12 RE-DONE
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,300 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Johnny C., Ponyboy C. - Complete
Flip Side by Shini02 reviews
Oneshot. Coming out to your best friend can be tricky, especially when he's the one you're crushing on. BartxMilhouse.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bart S., Milhouse vH. - Complete
Caught in the act by jacob-bella4073 reviews
this is a story of bella finding something unexpected when she spies on edward and jacob. jakeward! jacob/edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Trapped? by Teh Grammer queen reviews
One of Cartman's practical jokes goes horribly wrong, leaving Stan and Kyle trapped in the school, but is it really that bad? [StanxKyle Style]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
These are, Tara Gilesbie Reviews! by ArkandKerri reviews
These are actual reviews from one of the WORST stories EVER written. Read then review the reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2006
Knights in Need of Comfort by neuroticperoxideblonde reviews
Post The Gift.The scooby gang struggles with the changes after their final fight with Glory.spander being revamped
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,745 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Xander H., Spike
Constipated by Yellowierd0 reviews
Homer ate waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much. Songfic: Constipated – Weird Al Yaukovic
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Complete
Softly by Bagatelle reviews
Bart: I'm flunking math, and the other day I was a little attracted to Milhouse.:::Bart and Milhouse in the treehouse after school, and Bart considers the family factor and feels something...out of place. Take it as you will.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2005
Flowers by Sofa King Danny reviews
He was the one who showed me things I thought that robots couldn't feel. He was the one who showed me how to live. Slash. Bender's POV.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Bender R., P. Fry - Complete
Family by SpikedAngel reviews
Angel comes back from hell and is hurt - Spike helps. Ok I so cannot do summaries... Spangel. Contains mm slash.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,168 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Angel, Spike
Vacancy by Athena2693 reviews
Carl and Lenny are in love. Homer doesn't seem to notice. Slash.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2004
Bill and Eddie by VaNiLlA-MiLkShAkE-27 reviews
in this retelling of a chapter in Stephen King's novel. Bill Denbrough and Eddie Kasbrak are in love and together they share the fear of dying by IT's hands.
IT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2003
Turning Point by Kayla B reviews
Spike, Xander, and eternity. Spike/Xander
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
The Suicide Plot by Kayla B reviews
Spike makes it better. Spike/Xander
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Xander H., Spike - Complete
Carrietta by Daeleniel Shadowphyre reviews
This is a tribute to Stephen King's Carrie that I wrote a while back. Caution! Major spoiler!
Carrie - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/1999 - Complete
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Baying at a New Moon reviews
What if Bella was the vampire that got away and Edward was the empty, depressed human. He finds comfort in our favorite werewolf and falls head-over-heels for him. Edward/Jacob EdwardxJacob Jakeward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Edward, Jacob
IT reviews
Three years ago, when Pony was nine, he and the gang had to face an unimaginable force. Now, it's back and the memories are coming back, too. They made a pact to destroy it if it wasn't dead. Loosely based off Stephen King's IT, contains slash.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2009
Whoo Time to Eat Annoying Celebrities! reviews
The Cullens are tired of being vegeterians! So they decide to eat humans that they won't have to feel guilty about eating: irritating "stars" warning: contains ALOT of disney bashing
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009
Second Chances reviews
Edward finds Jacob dying, and Carlisle bites him as a last resort to save his life. Miraculously, Jake survives, but how will he adjust to vampire life? Edward/Jacob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Edward, Jacob
Dead or Alive reviews
What if the power of the undead had been a factor and could save Johnny? Pony helps Johnny adjust to his new life and soon feelins start to arise. Johnny/Pony. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TWILIGHT, THE VAMPS ARE A CROSS OF ANNE RICES AND BRAM STOKERS!
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Johnny C., Ponyboy C.
The most amateur, cliche fanfiction ever reviews
a parody of fanfictions that irritate me, from 'all human in college' to 'edward never came back in new moon'. it's SUPPOSED to be bad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
Blue Fire reviews
Rosalie ran away and somehow became human, but when Emmett finds her again, he notices that 1 she is human but didn't age, and 2 something is very wrong. will he be able to fix her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Bloodlines reviews
Carlisle finds Izzy Swan dying and changes her, and it becomes evident that she is different than other vamps...full summary inside. Disclaimer: all characters and settings go to respective authors and publishers
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009
Summer Solstice reviews
Bella is already a vamp when she comes to forks, and loves every minute of it. she goes as far away as possible to hunt, because she eats humans. but when she falls for Edward Cullen, will she be willing to give up the 'thrill of the kill' for him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,173 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009
New Moon from Edward's pov reviews
Edward's thoughts as he speeds away from forks in New Moon. Very angsty. Songfic to "Hate Me" by Blue October
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Complete
Eclipse battle from Jasper's pov reviews
Songfic to "blow me away" by breaking benjamin, re-uploaded. made for halo 2 soundtrack, but the song fits this scene in twilight perfectly. rated M for violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/19/2009