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Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, and Maximum Ride.

I would be Chris, short for Christine.
I am constantly changing my style. However, throughout all of my changing personalities, I am primarily an indie/hippie kind of person.
I I'm working on my first novel!! (Wish me luck! ...I'll need it...)

I also hang out a, my username is AbstractReality, if you want to come visit my blog!!
My family recently got Parental Controls on out computer. (e.e) Why is this relevant? One of my own stories is blocked! (cough cough Heaven)

Shout out timeeee!

First and foremost, I would like to give a shoutout to my friend SinisisterGinny!! She is so very awesome!! She is also one of my most random friends! She is the one who I had the Max Ride conversation with down below vvvvv Hehe! Anyways, she's just dang cool. XP

Well, I'd just like to give a shout-out to my very good buddy, Demelza Llivell! Hurrayyy!

I am in LOVE with Christofer Drew Ingle. (A.K.A. nevershoutnever!) Definitely look him up, but don't fall in love, 'cause he's MINEEE! >:D >.>

I asked my mum to buy me red contacts the other day. She said no. I cried.

I told my mum that I was weird. She honestly told me I wasn't weird. I cried. She though I was crazy and darn near sent me to a bloody insane asylum!

My favorite quotes as of right now!

"We all know the saying; 'Guns don't kill people. People with mustaches do.' And that is so true!" -Destery of Des and Nate on Youtube. Episode IDEK 9 1/2.

"I want slippers that look like feet!" -Me... I was having a random day...

"What would happen if Fang died?"
"Max would obviously commit suicide."
"Causing Iggy to crash into a tree and die of a concussion..."
"And Nudge to accidentally choke herself putting on a scarf,"
"And in an ironic twist of fate, Angel will get eaten by a shark!"
"And finally, Gazzy will finally let one rip that kills him and half of America..."
"How do you think Fang would react to having white wings if they go to heaven? Or will they have DOUBLE wings??"
"Ponderponderponder" -Me and my friend Tori having a conversation about Maximum Ride.

"All the ladies in the house throw your ands in the air!
All the fellas in the house throw your hands in the air!
If you played Edward Cullen throw your hands in the air!
If you're voting Zac Efron throw your hands in the air!
If you're also voting Zac Efron throw your hands in the air!
If you just found out you're pregnant throw your hands in the air!
If you've got no arms throw you hands in the air!
All the sexy grannies throw your hands in the air!
Now Megan Fox!
If you party all the time throw your hands in the air!
If you party way too much throw your hands in the air!
If you need an intervention, you're that guy there.
Now have an intervention, have an intervention, have an intervention, have an intervention.
Your familys' here, you familys' here, your familys' here, your familys' here.
Dr.Drew ya'll, Dr.Drew. Dr.Drew ya'll, Dr.Drew. Cameron D. ya'll, Cameron D. Cameron D. ya'll, Cameron D.
Now have a breakthrough, have a breakthrough.
Go to re-hab, go to re-hab.
(from MTV Movie Awards...Andy Samburg...)

Okay, all of you Robert Pattinson fans: He looks like a freaking homeless monkey. In need of a good shower. And what is up with that "R-Patz" thing?! That goes for "K-Stew". WTF?! What do you people see in him?! And, I swear, if "R-Patz" and "K-Stew" are cast as Max and Fang? I'm going to rip Catherine Hardwicke's scrawny little head right off of her body!!

Random Musings (I must give credit for most of these to my sister's husband, Allan. Everyone give Allan a big hand for being the most random guy I know! WOOT!)

I have just carved a face in a tangerine. Jack-o-Lanterns, consider yourselves outdone.

I always try to avoid the flight attendants on the airplane, because I don't want to participate in the awkward small talk that they try to make with you. o_o

Whenever I see someone eat a chicken nugget, I think, Good for them. Using every part of the animal, like the noble Na'avi.

I am as old today as I have ever been.

I step almost exclusively ON the mome raths.

You know, I actually believe that kissing an octopus would be much more enjoyable than many circles would lead you to believe.

How did the word uber become part of the english language?? I mean, don't get me wrong, it's an uber cool word. I think the next foreign word America should adopt would be "mafan" (Meaning pain in the rear in Taiwanese)

People who are over 90 should be able to hunt and kill others over 90 without consequences.

I wish we all had bullet absorbing ceilings. Firing guns in the air would help put emphasis on certain statements, celebrations, and liven up meetings.

Remember how the 1st Harry Potter had ghosts @ Hogwarts? Apparently the directors of subsequent films don't.

Japanese commercials make me happy.

I am afraid that my cat has grass aided bulimia. I need to say something, but I know she will just ignore me.

I'm really disappointed that "The World's Oldest Man" seems to keep dying. We need a stronger world's oldest man.

I get excited when I hear "Vanilla Ice", and even moreso when it is followed by "Cream".

I'm blaming everything bad that happens to me for the next couple of weeks on Michael Jackson. Why did you make me sick this weekend MJ?

Letting fear control your life is still probably better than letting your obsession with collecting porcelain clowns control your life.

I was about to get into a car accident, when I saw a "baby on board" sticker and decided aainst it with only a second to spare.

How do we know for sure that goldfish don't like it when you tap or shake their tank, or pet them?

I am sick and tired of waiting for a commercially viable hovercraft, so watch out radio shack, I'm building my own.


1. Whats your middle name?
Elise... Possibly.

2. When is your birthday?
March 9

3. What is your current mood?
Pretty mellow, actually.

4. Are you single or taken?
Single. Why is it my 10 year old brother can get a girl, and I can't even pick up a guy??

5. Do you like to talk?

6. How many siblings do you have?
One annoying 10 year old brother, and two equally as annoying older half sisters.

7. Are you happy?

8. Do you love someone?
I do... I just wish he did.

9. What is your favorite sport?
I'm, like, mentally challenged when it comes to sports, but I like football!

10. What are you wearing?
Meh jammies!

11. What would your last name be if you married the last person you texted?

12. Do you like summer?
Uh, DUH?!

13. What is the last thing you ate?
Meatloaf. Yummeh. And brownies. O.o I had the brownies after the meatloaf, mind you.

14. What are you excited for?
Pretty much everything. Seeing HIM tomorrow. Even though I'm pretty sure he doesn't want to see me... Sigh

15. Do you believe in love at first sight?
I've experienced it. That would be a yes.

16. Do you have any pets?
Ready for this? Two birds, Lizzie and Napolean, a Guinea Pig named Taco, a cat named Jasper, a dog named Kimba, and a fish named Sparta.

17. Do you like to talk on the phone?
Not even a little bit.

18. Why did you last cry?
When my mom and I got into an argument.

19. How many piercings do you have?
Just ears.

20. Do you like music?
It's my life.

21. How tall are you?

22. Are you comfortable with yourself?
Sometimes. I know, not the best answer, but it's what I've got.

23. What is your favorite song?
At the moment it's smellyalata by nevershoutnever.

24. Do you enjoy running?

25. How often do you tan?
Tanning is not exactly something I do... I luff my paleness!

26. Is anything bothering you?
My brother. Little bugger.

27. Are you anxious to see someone right now?
I am. He's not.

28. If you could move anywhere, where would you move?
Probably Hawaii.

29. Do you have any best friends?
Sierra ish my bestiest friend in the world.

30. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
YUSH!! Jonny is my HOMEBOY!!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"it had to be even harder on the younger kids." -Max: A Maximum Ride novel.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

An ugly yellow wall.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Balgeetles. (Phineas and Ferb.)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:


5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?


6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The air conditioning

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I went to feed my dog. It's pouring, and it's cold. Not a good mix for me.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

smellyalata by Nevershoutnever. On youtube.

9. What are you wearing?

My oversized T-shirt and my moose pants. :D

10. Did you dream last night?

No, not really.

11. When did you last laugh?

When me and my brother were doing a silly dance to "Ring My Bell"

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Ugly paint.

13. Seen anything weird lately?


14. What do you think of this survey?

Um... It's okay?

15. What is the last film you saw?

Avatar. LOVED IT!!

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Fang? Uh... yeah, that's pretty much it.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I love to sing. I play piano. There's a whole lot of other things you don't know about me, that none of you shall ever find out. Okay?

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would make the guy I like date me.

19. George Bush:

Should die. Not really. Just kidding. (I know alot of people that would say that though...)

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Blaire. I love that name. Or Jolissa.

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Tyler. I have always wanted to name a boy that.

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yeah. I want to live in Japan.


1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

Considering I've never actually seen him, I can't actually answer that... .-.

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

It made me sad... But I don't really cry over books.

3. Do you think Fang is hot?

See #1. But I'm sure he is!!

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

I think it's Ah-ree, but, I never really can tell... >.

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

I never actually thought it was that funny until it was mentioned... Weird...

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

It was more along the lines of, "Is James Patterson on drugs??"

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

Um, hello? I LIVE for Faxness... e.e

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

I wanted to slap Fang in the face... But there was no book-chucking.

9. Who is your favorite character?

Fang... xP

10. Do you like Jeb?

Meh. I don't hate him as much as Max does, that's for sure.

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

Eh, not until you mentioned it right then... O.O

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

Of course!

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

Yes... They were totally OOC in MAX... And you said slight alot...

14. Which book is your all time favorite?

MAX. Oh, the Faxness!!

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

I would definitely choose Get Off of My Back by Bryan... Adams? Something like that.

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

Hmmm... Not that I can recall.

17. Who do you think the voice should be?

I thought it was totally Jeb... And then it wasn't. I honestly have no idea, now.

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

It would be kind of irrelivent, no? Unless they've settled down... Max wouldn't have the patience. I could see Fang playing guitar, though.

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

Brigid. >.

20. MIGGY or FAX?

Uhm, FAX?! I'm such a hopeless romantic. I feed off of other's romantic lives... And Miggy just seems wrong.

I'm quite the interesting person, no? Hehe

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I honestly only reposted this because I'm a hopeless romantic and am completely gullible... >_

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Where the Hawks Fly by hawkstar2 reviews
Set after FANG, before ANGEL. Max is ridden with depression of Fang leaving; but what happens when she tracks him down and they meet again before the 20 year mark?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,580 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Fang, Max
Inevitable by Demelza Visconti reviews
Bella moves to Forks when she is sixteen and becomes a vampire. After confusion and worry, she meets the Cullens. Will Edward love her, vampire or not? Will they make it through the difficulties of their lives?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,228 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mission by kittiesrock90210 reviews
After Fang. Fang is off to complete a mission while away from the flock. A mission he's totally been failing at. At least, till now. Rated T for later chapters.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,856 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Fang
Nine Days To Love a Dragon by Lovely Grifter reviews
After 15 years away, Chihiro returns to her home town with her fiancé Hayate, to marry in 9 days. She learns of the impending destruction of the tunnel,and a chance encounter with Haku, forces Chihiro to rethink her life & whether Hayate is the one.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,445 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
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Family Troubles reviews
When Renee decides to hold a family reunion on behalf of Bella's wedding, what kind of family will show up? Can Bella stop her evil cousin from ruining her wedding and causing family conflict? Yeah, suckish summary, but R&R anyways.Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Saw It On Your Keyboard reviews
Fang seems to have gained interest in Ella's keyboard... Fluffshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
What would you do if you got sucked into the Maximum Ride books? That's what you'll be writing about! NOTE: I don't care whether your story is a oneshot or multichapter! :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Empty reviews
Max and her flock are ripped apart. Oneshot. Slight FAX. WARNING: Character death. Kind of depressing.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Max
Heaven reviews
Fluffshot. Fluffy oneshot Fang takes Max on a date. Submitted for Yo To The People's Fax contest. Rated T... Cause I wanted to rate it T.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Above and Gone reviews
This poem is dedicated mostly to Daddy's Little Cannibal, but also to anyone else who has been affected by drunk driving. Written by me. XOXO
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete