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Joined 07-13-09, id: 2007046, Profile Updated: 03-02-14
Author has written 17 stories for Wrestling.

I'm Max. I write fan fiction of the wrestling variety and they suck but it helps relieve stress and sometimes sexual frustration. I tend to suck at updating stories so most times they're mostly one shots.

Favorite Wrestlers in no particular order:

The Undertaker
Shawn Michaels
CM Punk
Chris Jericho
Jeff Hardy
Bayley
Daniel Bryan
Summer Rae
Fandango
Dean Ambrose
Roman Reigns
Seth Rollins
The Usos
Bray Wyatt
Dolph Ziggler
Edge
Christian
Alex Shelley
Chris Sabin
Lita
Trish Stratus
AJ Lee
Tamina
Naomi
and so on..

Favorite Fan Fiction writer is Redsandman99 . I cannot begin to make you understand how much I love her and her work. Also the Lawsons, I love the Lawsons.


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Angels Loseing Sleep by Mrs.Sid The Kid reviews
Justin only lets one person call him Angel and that is Wade Barret,who protected the high flyer from the other boys in black and yellow.Everyone wants a taste of the Angel and with Wade no longer in power they will do anything to get a pieces of him.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,851 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Justin Gabriel, Wade Barrett - Complete
Trapped by ambrosesaysnope reviews
"Annabelle, Annabelle." Dean sang her name. "Annabelle, you slutty little bitch. Come out, come out wherever you are. I'm not here to hurt you. I'm here to make you feel better, to show you a better life." requestbymaria!:)
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,847 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Dean Ambrose, Tyler Black/Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns
The Darkness Inside by redsandman99 reviews
The mere existence of their relationship is wrong but something inside Dean can't make him break away.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 119,888 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - [Dean Ambrose, Bray Wyatt/Husky Harris] - Complete
The Familiar Poison by redsandman99 reviews
Upset by the callous reveal of the nature of their relationship, AJ wants to put Punk behind her. Moving on though isn't easy when neither party is actually ready to do so.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,050 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 9/25/2012 - AJ Lee, CM Punk
A Little Retribution by redsandman99 reviews
Dean finds himself alone with Mark, who hasn't forgotten about The Shield putting him through a table. His form of payback isn't what Dean sees coming.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2014 - [Dean Ambrose, The Undertaker] - Complete
The Misadventures of DX and the Hardy Boyz by redsandman99 reviews
From meeting Bigfoot sort of , being chased by “killer” dogs and driving everyone else insane, these four wrestlers never have a dull moment.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 93 - Words: 101,398 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 9/10/2008
Lost Souls by redsandman99 reviews
High school fic. Jeff and James both come from violent, broken homes. But as a relationship develops between them, the outside forces that haunted them both for so long try to tear them apart. Will their relationship last, or will they get torn apart?
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 101,977 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Jeff Hardy
Take My Life by Rhiannamator reviews
When his life spins out of control, Edge asks Jeff to take the reigns. Edge has no idea what he is getting into. Language, M/M, B/s, dark themes
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,263 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Jeff Hardy, Edge
Stone Soul by captaindynamite reviews
Alex and Sara were a hot couple, everyone knew how crazy they were for each other, but after many problems, Sara walks out on Alex, leaving him confused and hurt.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Alex Shelley
Lost on Me by candieaddiction reviews
She was the best thing going in his life, but a few wrong choices, and she was gone.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Alex Shelley
Pretty by Bernarde reviews
In an underground society where sex does indeed sell, Mark Calaway stumbles across a tortured young man named Evan. A wicked past has left Evan with no memory and the mind of a child, but something about him captures Mark's attention...
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,531 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Evan Bourne, The Undertaker - Complete
Hold On Tight, It Has Quite the Kick by Type Unique Pen Name Here reviews
The Accountant wants something from Piper. Piper simply wants something. Life is never that simple. Post movie, rated for sexuality and language.
Drive Angry - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,626 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Piper, Accountant - Complete
Dark Desires by redsandman99 reviews
It's been a year and Randy still wants Jeff. And with Jay seemingly out of the way, can the Viper get what he wants this time?
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,868 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Jeff Hardy, Randy Orton - Complete
Do As Master Says by GotSwagger reviews
Drew is pissed, Wade is the solution. McInWade, McIntyre/Wade. One shot. Smut, domination.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Wade Barrett, Drew McIntyre - Complete
Pole Dancing by redsandman99 reviews
James gets Jeff something to spice up his and Cooper's love life but it doesn't go quite as planned
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Jeff Hardy - Complete
Asylum by redsandman99 reviews
Adam finds himself getting dragged along to an abandoned insane asylum because his friends want to play ghost hunters. But instead of ghosts, they stumble upon a group of killers just waiting to play with them.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 58,981 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edge, Jeff Hardy - Complete
The Thanksgiving Debacle by GrandpasGuitars reviews
Three Southerners, three Canadians, one Thanksgiving... isn't this the part when you insert the punchline? ***Permanent Hiatus***
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,785 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy
So, you want a little taste of the Enigma? by NeroAnne reviews
One-shots with Jeff Hardy and ANY guy you want! Every guy ALIVE or, in the industry, at least. wants a piece of Jeff's ass. Now's your chance to tell me which one YOU want!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 119,456 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy
Falling for him by LegacyChick reviews
She wanted to change her life... wanted to get away from having affairs... but then she meets him and it starts all over again. Rated M for later language and sexual content Randy Orton/OC
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 59,193 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes/Stardust - Complete
Without You by redsandman99 reviews
Hunter knows he's a wreck without Shawn, but he won't admit it to anyone else if he can help it.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Triple H, Shawn Michaels - Complete
Some Like It Rough by redsandman99 reviews
Jeff makes Cooper jealous so Cooper decides to get back at him. But is it really payback when the other person enjoys it?
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Jeff Hardy - Complete
Christmas with the Lawsons by redsandman99 reviews
Connor wants to kill Santa. James is butchering Christmas carols. Cooper and Mark are at each other's throats. Can Christmas survive this family?
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,481 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - The Undertaker, Kane - Complete
Confession by Absinthe27 reviews
Will goes to confession, and gets a bit of a surprise. PWP, for Wolf.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
Fix You by Glamagirl reviews
CM punk finds out that Jeff is back and he is determined to find him. Will they be able to settle their differences? CM Punk/Jeff Slash.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,420 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009 - CM Punk, Jeff Hardy - Complete
A Very Special Lawson Thanksgiving by redsandman99 reviews
James wants to have Thanksgiving dinner at his house. Connor wants to go turkey hunting. And Cooper, Mark and Glenn just want to live through the holiday.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,191 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 11/25/2009 - The Undertaker, Kane - Complete
Three Way Dance by redsandman99 reviews
Jeff wants both Randy and Adam, who are dating. Adam has always had a crush on Jeff and Randy has lusty feelings of his own towards the Charismatic Enigma. One night in a hotel room starts something that will get them all in trouble if Matt finds out.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,289 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Jeff Hardy, Edge - Complete
I Have Given You All of My Soul by NeroAnne reviews
He gave his heart to Adam. He gave his soul…to Edge. SUH-LASH. Edge/Ted. For Emono. SMUT. Pretty much PWP.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Edge, Ted DiBiase Jr. - Complete
I Sold You and You Sold Me by Emono reviews
Something passed between them in that moment in the ring, their whole relationship changed. Ted had grown up, but was he still Randy’s boy? Spoilers for 10/19 RAW episode. Yep, the chin-grabbing Ted moment, swear it doesn't suck! SLASH!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Randy Orton, Ted DiBiase Jr. - Complete
Remedy by redsandman99 reviews
Atfter being forced to move out by his father, Jeff goes to live with his older brother Matt and his boyfriend Adam. Will his new surroundings make him want to start fresh, or will his own demons continue to pull him down a path of self destruction?
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,712 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy - Complete
You've Got My Head Spinning, Heart Beating by Emono reviews
Randy was indeed impressed with something at No Mercy, but it wasn't their wrestling or their belts. And from there, it just gets more dramatic and more hot. SLASH! Payperview spoilers kinda, not really , lots of lovin'
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,432 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Randy Orton, Ted DiBiase Jr.
My Untold Love Story by Jack Brian reviews
A poem I wrote
Mythology - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Complete
Ownership by browngirlwrites reviews
A CM Punk/Jeff Hardy Pairing. SLASH!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,782 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - CM Punk, Jeff Hardy - Complete
Hidden Secrets, Diaries of the WWE Superstars by Special Agent FUNK reviews
Every chapter contains a diary-entry of a different Superstar. Insanity, chaos, destruction and randomness ensued. Latest entry: The last chapter
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,672 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Complete
A Sinful Fantasy by NeroAnne reviews
His baby brother and best friend are going out. He feels left out, so he makes a proposition with his best friend. Matt/Jeff/Adam. High School ficcy!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,204 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy - Complete
Obsessed by redsandman99 reviews
Randy has found himself becoming obsessed with Jeff and he'll do anything to get what he wants--even with Jeff being a less than willing participant in his little game.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,759 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Jeff Hardy, Randy Orton - Complete
Want, Take, Have by redsandman99 reviews
Adam's about to learn that everybody has a dark side: even someone who looks as innocent as Jeff Hardy. The only difference between Jeff and everyone else is that his dark side is a little more...psychotic.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,375 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Jeff Hardy, Edge - Complete
Uninvited by BreakingFable reviews
Undertaker pays Jeff a visit one dark and stormy night. Abuse, non-con.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,862 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Jeff Hardy, The Undertaker - Complete
Captive by Terrahfry reviews
Edge has had enough of Jeff. So, he him. Will Matt find his brother before Edge gets sick of his new pet? Rated M, b/c it's not for the squeamish. M/M slash. Takes place after Friday after Armageddon. Some AU, OOC, may ensue. Edge/Jeff/Randy. Done
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,033 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Jeff Hardy, Edge - Complete
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Personal Assitant reviews
A little hot one-shot about the Shield's personal assistant and how they end up assisting her. Smut, light bondage, and language.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Tyler Black/Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns
European Fantasy reviews
Hot little one story that contains three sexy European men, light bondage, S&M, and fantastic sex. Wade Barrett/Drew McIntyre/Sheamus/Random Female. R&R.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,085 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Wade Barrett, Drew McIntyre - Complete
Spit reviews
A little something inspired by a moment Christian and Randy Orton shared during their MITB match. It's not gross, just smutty and sexy. Slash, language, graphic sex-you know, the fun stuff.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Christian, Randy Orton - Complete
Paper Bags and Bloody Lips reviews
A Duckiasi Tale sparked from their segments on the July 15th episode of Smackdown. Warning: Graphic sex, language, and SLASH.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Cody Rhodes/Stardust, Ted DiBiase Jr. - Complete
Texts From Last Night: Pro Wrestling Edition reviews
Random Text Messages from various WWE/TNA superstars. Hilarious. Read, Review, Love Rated M: Because anything under is lame. Character: Jeff Hardy was selected because well, most are from him...but, there are many others
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,155 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Jeff Hardy
Coming Home reviews
What happened after Edge announced his retirement? Where'd he go and who will he be spending it with? Slash, Sex scene, etc.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Edge
Creatures of the Night reviews
Jeff and Matt meet up with some usual new "friends". Rated for language, graphic sex, blood, violence, bdsm lifestyle situations, and being plain sexy. SLASH with NO OC.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,982 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy
Problem Solved reviews
Sara Grace teaches John Cena a lesson, then helps CM Punk get his mind off his problems. M for Graphic Sex, Slash mentionings, Violence, etc.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2011 - CM Punk, Wade Barrett
Passing The Torch reviews
The time has come for The Undertaker to retire and pass the torch onto someone else, but who is good enough to take the Phenom's place? One shot.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2011 - The Undertaker, Wade Barrett
For Your Entertainment V2 reviews
Justin was determined to get a little bit more than a championship belt. Tonight, he was going to get Heath Slater,but how would he go about doing so? Read on to find out. Surprise inside :
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Heath Slater, Justin Gabriel
One Way Or Another reviews
Over the last few weeks Justin had been teasing Heath, staring at him, licking his lips, purposely dropping something and bending over to pick it up. Every time Justin did this Heath would always think to himself "One way or another,I'm gonna get you".
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Heath Slater, Justin Gabriel
Double His Pleasure reviews
Ted DiBiase Jr and Evan Bourne have been dating for five months, and Evan thinks its time to spice up their sex life. Who will be lucky #3? Read on to find out!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Ted DiBiase Jr., Evan Bourne - Complete
Rain Kissed reviews
For my girl, Bama. One-shot about Ted DiBiase Jr/Evan Bourne. Rated for sexual encounters, language. Please read and review! XD!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Ted DiBiase Jr., Evan Bourne - Complete
Betrayal of a Brother reviews
Matt betrays Jeff during a match, which infuriates Jeff...he thinks its the money but its really something more that Matt is hiding. first attempt @ Hardycest! review and let me know if i should continue or leave it as a one shot!
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,670 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy
Broken Inside reviews
Story about a young girl who happens to be the sister of Matt and Jeff Hardy. Very interesting, and well written, story. Please let me know what you think. There is also some strong sexual content, violence, language, and so on.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,430 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy - Complete