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Joined 07-14-09, id: 2007381, Profile Updated: 03-15-14
Author has written 40 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Super Smash Brothers, Death Note, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Aeneid, Naruto, Temeraire, Harry Potter, Fullmetal Alchemist, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Gundam Wing/AC, Kingdom Hearts, Yu-Gi-Oh, Supernatural, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA, and Final Fantasy VIII.

Hallo- if you're reading this, that is.

I'm 22, female and addicted to fanfiction. That's about all I'm going to say on a personal note.

Oh, and I'm vegetarian. Pescetarian, if you want to get technical. Hopefully you can't hunt me down from just that. Unless you're really skilled.

So, stories- there's not a lot I won't read, really. It's addictive. And probably responsible for lower A-levels than my teachers were expecting. My degree, also, is now destroyed (however, I do not blame that entirely on fanfiction).

As for my own, I write mostly as inspiration strikes- mostly one-shots. I've been branching out into new fandoms recently. I can't promise updates on a regular basis. A lot of my stuff's inspired by my playlist. What can I say? I have good music (and the occasional song I'm ashamed of liking ;p).

Hopefully you'll enjoy, and if not, let me know what I can do to improve!

All criticism is welcome, and if not constructive, laughed at.

Cheerio.


I have written my work... as a possession for all of time. Thucydides I.XXII

nunc bibendum est; 'Now there is need to drink'. Kinda sums up my Uni life so far ;)

Archaeology is the most fun someone can have with their pants on. Kent Flannery. This was my introduction to the subject.

On immortality: Goodbye, my work that will live on when I am dead. Ovid, Amores 3:15.

The corpse is still breathing. A literal translation of ancient Athenian literature (can't find the exact reference) and generally the quote I feel that describes me best at this moment.

(yeah, three guesses what I'm studying. And the first two don't count.)


16/3/14

So I'm going through my old, nearly dead (muse-wise) files, and drinking myself into hellish hangovers so I actually have enough inspiration to finish them.

I am still not a happy drunk. Read published works and go: figure.

I am still not re-sectioned, however. May the good times keep rolling.

I don't know if this is technically ironic, but it feels like irony to me: I love reading happy things. I love reading funny stuff, with couples that realise they are perfect for one another and my gosh, how have they been clueless all along? And I still can't finish writing anything like it. I fall back on cliches which I then delete because unless exceptionally well written, I hate cliches.

(Yes, I have published a fair few cliches myself, both when I was younger and since then when I've been merrily tipsy-drunk. No, I don't give a toss about the inherent contradiction. True Love conquers everything except alcoholism. Alcohol conquers everything except alcoholism. It's like playing rock-paper-scissors with yourself; you're never going to win, because you can't really lose.)

Er. Semi- sermon thing over? I will try to shut myself up now. Seriously, who gives me access to a keyboard?

Oh. Yeah, you can't win.

Heh.

May your cupboards be full of wine and alka-seltzer. May your keyboards be ever accessible. May these two blessings not occur at the same time.

me malum.

(technically 11/8/13, in fact is still, to me, 10/8/13 because I still haven't slept yet)

So... 10/8/13, even later than earlier

God damn rioja, all forms of red wine, and bacardi rum. It's 3 in the morning, I have to be up at nine for work, and I still somehow (not so much somehow; alcohol has a lot to do with it) think that listening to music is a better use of my time than trying to sleep the inevitable hangover off.

But hey, that's what alka-seltzer is for.

The bright side: I am not crying hysterically and praying to the porcelein god. This means I am doing better, mentally speaking, than I was even six months ago.

Yay for healing. No more mental houses where they deny me internet access (and red wine, and bacardi rum). I might even stay out this time.

Have a good summer, guys. And remember, alcohol is bad for you :D

me malum.

(technically) 11/8/13. (actually, since I haven't slept yet) 10/8/13 (later)

God damn rioja and all other forms of red wine.

me malum.

10/8/13

God damn wine. That is all.

me malum.

5/8/13

So yeah, about that slightly happier note? Meh, I like writing angst. I have a new job, which is killing me with overtime, but I'm so happy to be employed again that I don't even care. Besides, overtime=shiny payslip. That is the equation keeping me going at the moment.

As much as I love the random oneshot plot bunnies biting- I can write something, at least-, I am slightly hacked off that I can't seem to finish anything longer than 2K words. Especially since, like so many others on this site, I'm considering (trying, and failing miserably to) write my own original novel.

Oh well. Such is life.

Hope everyone's having a good summer,

me malum.

26/5/13

Life is slightly less sucky. Fanfiction is slightly happier, and hopefully more prolific.

Just finished two ideas from at least three years ago, anyway, one of which I was certain was dead. As was, I was certain (excuse the crappy English) my USUK love. But hey, surprise is the spice of life? Or is that variety?

Anyways. Have a nice summer, guys.

Until again,

me malum.

23/2/13

I've had a crappy summer. I've had a crappy autumn, and a worse winter. I know that many other people suffer thusly also, and so I will only say this: my happier stories have to wait until I am in a happy state of mind for me to finish them. As such, the only new writing that I have posted recently is a nicely angsty Castiel piece to round off the Dean and Sam one shots in 'Waiting For'. If you liked them, check it out. But as I said in the fic itself; it is not a happy ending. Consider yourself warned.

I am finishing 'Semitones' gradually. I've just seen a few new reviews, and re read the older ones, that make me smile and as such am in a better mind to keep at it. Truly, thank you for the continued support, guys. I'll try to stay in a happy mood for you!

Actually, staying in a happier mind will just about make my family's day. Had a minor breakdown at Christmas, and now they seem to think I should be sectioned.

Honestly. Don't they know it's far too late for that?

Heh. Until next time,

me malum.

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Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 169,938 - Reviews: 3270 - Favs: 2,702 - Follows: 3,108 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Stranger Happenings by Felicity Dream reviews
The books happened. Then Harry decided to happen. So he did, living his life and traveling the world. Then Teddy comes into his care and he decides to settle down in Forks, somehow drawing attention even when he doesn't want it. He then proceeds to take over Forks, corrupt Bella, win over vampire kings and romancing one, and fry vampire brains. Chaos is just part of his life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,236 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 2,222 - Follows: 2,460 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 6/23/2009 - [Harry P., Marcus] Bella
Motivation by blackash reviews
Matt was perfectly fine living in Mello's shadow, comfortably ensconced in third place, but L just had to shove his ugly letter where it wasn't wanted and undertake the impossible task of getting Matt to give a damn.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,539 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Matt, Light Y.
Harry Potter and the Discworld by JK Pratchett reviews
After surviving the Killing Curse, Harry Potter attracts Death's curiosity. As a result, the barriers separating the Roundworld and the Discworld begin to break down, leading to more danger than Harry could ever have imagined...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 116,794 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P.
Titanium by ipona reviews
England still has some piercings left from his punk phase. France still finds them hot as hell. France/England, smut
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/26/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
June 10, 1940 by Maudlin Matryoshka reviews
A moment between England and France four days before the invasion of Paris, 1940. No ships.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/24/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
The Whole Damn World Is Just As Obsessed by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex. Yes, this is a 'Highschool never ends' inspired AU. It's their ten year reunion, and a lot of things have changed. Dean/Cas Sam/Gabriel CRACK, PORN.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Diplomacy by Reigen Doki reviews
Why yes, aliens did make them do it. Old cliche. Starting off with a diplomatic kiss...does that count as a title drop? Most definitely Kirk/Spock and certainly not to be taken seriously. Completely for the sake of craziness.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/23/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
CRACKED by DarkAuroran reviews
Comedy from Konoha! KakaIru based stories that are designed to make you giggle and just have no place in my regular fics. Ch3: It's April Fools Day and that can mean nothing but trouble. Fruity trouble!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,604 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Pick me up by Reigen Doki reviews
Jim is a geek. Spock is clueless. Academy life is hard. And really bad pick up lines are used. Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/9/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Preference by Deck Divination reviews
Jounouchi challenges Kaiba, Kaiba puts him down. The nameless pharaoh is fed up. Hopefully this genre is right. Jounouchi/Kaiba vaguely suggested, but mostly Kaiba/Yami Yugi.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2012 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi - Complete
Just Another Love Story by kurosora1984 reviews
See there's THIS boy and there's THAT boy. There's borderline stalking and there's music and two people face-planting into love. Did you wanna read a summary or a story? Get going then. Zemyx for A Spot of Bother
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,966 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4848 - Favs: 5,099 - Follows: 4,281 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Falling for the Kittens by scio scribe reviews
Eames comes in late and carrying a box of kittens. Arthur would really like to not be amused. Complete and utter fluff.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Dreamers of the Day by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
How Gwen Levine got into dreamshare, kicked ass, took names, and found herself entangled with a forger going by the name of Eames, and how said forger found himself similarly caught. Girl!Arthur/Eames, as told in twenty-one prompt fills for be-themoon.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,125 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2012 - [Arthur, Eames] - Complete
Knowledge Bleeds by Killaurey reviews
Looking down at him looking up, Genesis knows Angeal is a dead man.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Genesis R., Angeal H. - Complete
The Mirror of Erised by missilemuse reviews
Mycroft finds the Mirror of Erised; and a convenient sample group. Enter Sherlock and Co.! So what's your heart's deepest desire? The Mirror of Erised which features in HP book 1 shows 'the deepest,most desperate desire of our heart.' Enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Complete
The Game by kanmuri reviews
Yami finds a game he just can't win.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2011 - [Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M.] - Complete
Replay by Unforgotten reviews
After Magneto of an X2-ish future succeeds in the unthinkable, Charles sends his consciousness back to 1962 to guide Erik away from the path that will lead to the genocide of the human race forty years hence. XMFC, Charles/Erik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,431 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Promise Not to Tell by P.A.W.07 reviews
Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse. Also on A03.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,861 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Bumblebee, Ratchet, Barricade, Sam Witwicky - Complete
and then it rained by smartalker reviews
Wocky and Apollo have a brofest about how much Apollo totally DOES NOT have a thing for his maybe-probably half-sister.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Apollo J., Trucy W. - Complete
On The Immutability of Fate by janelover1 reviews
"She died, not at her fated span nor as she merited, but before her time..." -Bk. 4, Fitzgerald transl.- Dido is dead, and Olympus reacts. Marriage can be strained both on earth and in heaven. Oneshot.
Aeneid - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Complete
Lying to the Camera by highboys reviews
5 times Klavier lied to the camera, and one time he didn't.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Klavier G., Apollo J. - Complete
The One Where Ryo Blushes A Lot by romanticidiot reviews
DeeRyo. OneShot. Ryo impulsively buys an engagement ring and then wonders what to do with it.
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Complete
Safekeeping by Dragonist reviews
He's still a child when he loses his heart. Despite popular opinion, it wasn't a demon that stole it.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Howl, Sophie H. - Complete
To Kill You With A Kiss by Paimpont reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,809 - Reviews: 2106 - Favs: 3,614 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Crazy in Love by Zenelly reviews
AKA. Five ways Demyx tried to get Zexion to sleep with him emphasis on tried and the one time Zexion finally had pity on the poor boy. Happy Zemyx day, everyone even though I'm late!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Keys and Kissing by luckless-is-me reviews
Demyx is your average rookie detective, hoping to make a difference, but what happens when a new murderer emerges and Twilight Town's only hope lies within the hands of a convicted killer? Dexion Yaoi. Full Summary Inside.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,598 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
The Number One Reason To Never Listen To Mirage by vericus reviews
Sometimes, Jazz's inability to turn down a challenge can get him into very interesting situations. Pleasant, but interesting. SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Jazz, Megatron - Complete
The Dream of the Blue Feegles by SpaceAnJL reviews
In which the lid comes off the jar of crazy again, and I do something awful to the work of Christopher Nolan. Rated for Eames' potty mouth.
Crossover - Discworld & Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Rob Anybody, Eames - Complete
Kisses by AkumaStrife reviews
There are many kinds of people, many kinds of Valentine's Days, many kinds of love. But deep down they're all the same. /Happy Valentine's Day 2011/ .:Drabbles::Multiple Pairings:.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Complete
Perversion Tactics by theshukri reviews
It takes five minutes of insults against his name to finally crack Hyuuga Neji. A dare later, some more cracks about his hair, and Naruto, Kiba and Neji find themselves in a race to prove who can be the most perverted bastard in all of Konoha. No pairing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,138 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Neji H., Naruto U.
Hyakumensou by Agni reviews
A contract signed eighteen years ago has turned Naruto’s life upside down. How will he cope with this new, troubling development in his life that he cannot escape? Yaoi, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,617 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 2,371 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Time is Stop Motion Now by Zenelly reviews
Time has never been exactly linear for Sora. It never bothered him before. But the question is quickly becoming: how does he make it stop? TimeTraveler!Sora AU, SoRiku or RiSo
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Hall of Mirrors by Silver Pard reviews
Happily Ever After depends upon your way of looking.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,363 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 8/7/2007
Object of My Obsession by Nate Grey reviews
Eight instances of mostly one-sided love and fixation, featuring Sakura, Naruto, Hinata, Kiba, Ino, Kakashi, Anko, and Hanabi. In that order, for both obvious and not so obvious reasons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Reflect by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
To be sent back; to revert; to return. Glorfindel's prodding and tormenting had pushed Erestor/Harry too far. But Erestor won't fade without a fight... And is this guilt Glorfindel feels? Rated for swearing, no slash. LoTR/HP crossover. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,406 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Harry P., Erestor
Instead of the Cross by RobinRocks reviews
"Nobody nailed you to a cross as a tyrant and a war-mongerer, did they? Nobody blamed you. Nobody hated you." Germany and England discuss their relationship between the wars. No romance but includes brief mention of past GerEng. For AutumnDynasty.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2011 - England/Britain, Germany - Complete
And I Stand Triumphant Yet Weeping by Rethira reviews
Ieyasu must bring peace to Nippon. It is just his luck that doing so means he will have to kill Mitsunari. Ieyasu/Mitsunari
Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/15/2011 - [T. Ieyasu, I. Mitsunari] - Complete
Family Matters by Happiness's Deceit reviews
Written for cgkinkmeme. Suzaku has gotten Lelouch to date him, but now he has to convince Lelouch's siblings and parents that he's a good match for his boyfriend. Crack.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Suzaku K., Lelouch L. - Complete
Special Delivery by one-hep-cat reviews
Everything that can go wrong will. So says Murphy’s Law. Duo makes a purchase online and gets far more than he bargained for when the delivery arrives! AU. Yaoi.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,283 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Duo M., Heero Y.
That Song on the Radio by KokoroNoKage reviews
Loving Kairi was like a romance novel: perfect and happy and predictable. Loving Riku was like...finding out you had the power to save all the worlds with a magic key. Sometimes, it just happened.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Riku, Sora - Complete
POW by AlexJ69 reviews
AU. Genesis, red general of Mideel's army is captured by Shin-Ra. Sephiroth, Shin-Ra's general, has a reason for taking interest in the redheaded enemy. Birthday fic for Nephilim Rising.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,023 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Genesis R., Sephiroth - Complete
Odd Couple by Demyrie reviews
TFA: human!AU. Prowl is a young, chilly policeman; Lockdown is a casual scoundrel who, on a regular occasion that didn't involve a broken bike and a rainy night, he might just put behind bars. At least things can't get any worse, right? LockdownxProwl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 162,632 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Prowl, Lockdown
The Lovers Grimm by Phantasmik reviews
The jam is in the fish tank, there are dirty socks in the fridge, and a bowling ball in the pantry. It's seven o'clock on a Saturday morning and Shisui is far too exhausted, and definitely too hung over to deal with ghosts.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,554 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Zack F., Shisui U. - Complete
That One Stupid Cookie by luckless-is-me reviews
In which Demyx can't stop pinning and Zexion has a thing for bitter cookies. Request for xxFraise. Fluffy Zemyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,987 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Prisoner of Azkaban by kyaru-chan reviews
A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Kinship by Ms. Usui reviews
A chronicle of England and France through the ages - how the two came to be mortal enemies, allies, and strange bedfellows all in one life-time. Buckle-up, it's gonna be a bumpy ride. Some Fr/UK eventually. R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - England/Britain, France
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 2,592 - Follows: 455 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
He's Been to the End of Time and Back by Arty d'Arc reviews
They go to London and it looks little like the one Arthur remembers. But then, the year is 2077, which means he hasn't been here in . . . sixty-nine years, he calculates. Continuation of "He's Gone By Many Names". Doctor Who AU, where Eames is 12. A/E.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
A Mother's Love by TenshiXXX reviews
Uchiha Mikoto is a woman with a plan: get Itachi and crazy Uncle Madara's bodyguard together...at all costs. And she doesn't care how much she has to embarrass Itachi to accomplish her aim. The ends justify the means...more or less. Kinda cracky. KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
It's for Wii by sephirothflame reviews
Gabriel gets Team Free Will a Wii. Things go downhill from there. / It all started out, like many things those days did, with Gabriel and his Angel slash Pagan God super powers. pre-Dean/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Dean W., Gabriel - Complete
The Opened Door by Ms. Usui reviews
There were seven distinct sigils that heralded the end of days. Throughout history's most recent years, two nations come face to face with the warnings. Oneshot. R&R.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2010 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Fangs of the Wolf by kayura sanada reviews
AU. Heero's on a murder case with no leads, and he pulls in Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei to help him out. Who are G, O, S, and H? And who is killing them? Who's the next target? And who is Shinigami, who helps from within the shadows? 1x2, 3x4, 13x5.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 130,401 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by Rrhagia reviews
The Autobots and Decepticons get a shock when a major secert comes to the surface during a battle. Pure Crack. Just for laughs.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Sex Chromosome by mortalhelix reviews
Sequel to "It's a Spy's World." Two years since, and neither can get each other off their minds. So when a funky circumstance sends one into the arms of the other, they both pick up where they left off.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Harry P., Heero Y. - Complete
Who's The Alchemist? by Bookwrm389 reviews
Mustang plays mind games during a briefing. Edward is not amused. Based on the 1940s comedy sketch "Who's on first?" Moderate swearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
You belong with me by sephirothflame reviews
AU. Castiel has been in love with Dean Winchester for almost the entire time he's been working at the Roadhouse. Castiel/Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,624 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Stolen by apollo-gize reviews
Masamune feels as though Mitsunari has taken what rightfully belongs to him, and hates him for ruining what was. Based on the events of Basara 3. One sided Masamune/Yukimura if you squint really, really hard. ONE SHOT.
Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2010 - D. Masamune, I. Mitsunari
Monday's Child by WeatherWatch reviews
'Monday's child is fair of face, Tuesday's child is full of grace...'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Blaise Z., Harry P. - Complete
It's a Spy's World by mortalhelix reviews
They will both do anything to accomplish their mission and seduction is a spy's best weapon. Pity Heero didn't get the memo.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Harry P., Heero Y. - Complete
Insane First Impressions by Black.Rose.Authoress reviews
The awesome Gillian always make awesome first impressions. Always. Particularly when meeting, for the first time, the girl that will eventually be her girlfriend. Gen!flip and Gakuen AU. Prequel to No Accounting for Taste.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
The World is Not Enough by White Mizerable reviews
The first time Agent Arthur Kirkland met Doctor Alfred Jones, he was not impressed. James Bond/Indiana Jones AU. Non-graphic sexual references. USUK, AlfredxArthur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/19/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
NEST Files: Alien Encounters by Steelfeathers reviews
A series of one-shots related to my 'Instabiliy' universe. Chapter 4: Ironhide encounters Annabelle Lennox for the first time. The results are not what he would have expected.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,731 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009
The Price of Beauty by TheProblematique reviews
Had the price of beauty been blindness, I would have looked - Ralph Ellison
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/15/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
All In The Job by Flamedancer33 reviews
07-MV-- Dear Agent Simmons: Welcome to Psychoville, home to paranoid security officers, tempermental spies, and the average conspiracy theorist, population Too Many To Count And One More, Including You.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,846 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 8/13/2008 - R. Simmons
How To Save A Life by StandingOnTheRooftops reviews
Trowa's a doctor. Duo's a psychologist. Can they learn 'how to save a life? 3x4, 1x2, 5xR. Rated for mature audiances ONLY, for citrusy goodness, implied NCS/incest, death-fic and lots of angsty stuff. COMPLETED! EPILOGUE ADDED... Finally!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,941 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Quatre W., Trowa B./No-Name - Complete
Don't Stop Me Now by Tierfal reviews
Mello has forgotten his own birthday, but that's okay, because Matt's prepared. One part Queen, one part kink, one part total crack.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Persephone's Folly by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Persephone was a fool to fear Hades. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
On The Bound by tatterdemalion reviews
AU. It's not often one gets a call from their brother, asking for help with a seventy million dollar heist. At least, not where Matthew Williams comes from. Especially not a heist where you have to seduce a very rich Frenchman. Eventual Matthew/Francis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 112,350 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Canada, France - Complete
Photograph by Jupiter 13 reviews
Look at this photograph. Every time I do, it makes me laugh. AU, SLASH! AkuRoku, hints of Zack/Aerith
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Legacy by Zalia Chimera reviews
In a changing world after England's death, a new power rises from the ashes. Prussia, England, appearances by Germany, America and others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Prussia, England/Britain - Complete
My Little Lover by itsu-sual reviews
A collection of Megatron x Starscream drabbles, set in the movie-verse. Rated T for safety.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Starscream, Megatron
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6281 - Favs: 4,269 - Follows: 3,866 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Staying Alive: A HowTo by The Starhorse reviews
Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,699 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Six Hundred Seconds by Nancy Brown reviews
Five proper goodbyes Jack said and one the Doctor didn't. Beginning of the Rabbit Hole AU
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,854 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Serpens Armarum by Evandar reviews
FanNoWriMo! Harry has an unusual reaction to Basilisk venom...one that will shake the Wizarding World to its very core. AU MagicalCreatureHarry, ManipulativeDumbledore, preslash COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,086 - Reviews: 2266 - Favs: 6,207 - Follows: 2,365 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Just Another Perfect Soldier by sparkley-tangerine reviews
HPxGundamWing xover.SLASH!HPX1!The summer after Harry's 6th Year, Voldemort kidnaps him, letting insane Doctor J turn him into the perfect weapon. Escaping, Harry needs protection and a comrade who knows how it feels to be considered a 'perfect soldier'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,500 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Harry P., Heero Y.
Ruins by Synchrony reviews
Cloud confesses, Zack listens. Clack, one shot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Five Things Yumichika Doesn't Talk About by opalish reviews
Table manners are not your enemy, Ikkaku." Rated for 11th Division-ness.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Yumichika A. - Complete
Status Quo Ante Bellum by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Elizaveta clearly despised everything vaguely relating to Gilbert of the Pretend Prussian Race--except for his younger brother, who was the only exception. It did not help that Gilbert existed. :Austria/Hungary/Prussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
The Short and the Shorter by Reo9 reviews
Crack-fic, one-shot, 100 words more or less: like title suggests short Edward meets the shorter Yugi. Rated for one word.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Yūgi M., Edward E. - Complete
Association Socialistic by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: Ludwig was pretty aware that he wasn't the easiest person to get along with--unless you were his brother, his brother's friend, his brother's friend's girlfriend, etc. So, it was no wonder that he only had two friends. :Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,667 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
An Unfortunate Choice of Words by Recalled to Life reviews
Light makes a poor choice of words in front of the entire investigation squad. Rated T for innuendos and some LxLight jokes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Bleeding Hearts by AlwaysYourAibou reviews
V-day Request from Ashy-Hikari. Not you're average Valentine's Day story. You're warned. YYXY I own nothing
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Atem, Yūgi M. - Complete
Pets by Shadow over Egypt reviews
Ryuk was a demanding, irritating pet. #Light/Misa, Light/Ryuk-ish, oneshot, for Compy#
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
Art of Seduction by Ashen Skies reviews
Naruto tries to seduce Gaara. Gaara tries to resist. Very big screw-ups ensue. Featuring really short shorts, an odd Hidden Mist mating ritual, and a bedsheet. Oh, and lots of humour, angst, and sap. In that order. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,733 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Hatched by mystiri1 reviews
One-shot. The Lifestream was not big enough to contain Zack. And Aeris had a bizarre sense of humour. Zack/Cloud, chocobos, mild crack. Sort of shounen-ai.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Smirks by M K Stern reviews
It's amazing how many different ones he has. And it's completely unfair that he keeps using that particular one on me.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Atem, Yūgi M. - Complete
General Duty by Zeff N Company reviews
AU, rated for content and mild Cleon - "Come on - you see me naked once a week," the caged blond incited, his expression outright taunting. "When do I get to see your wonderfully toned physique?"
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Hugs, Cookies, and Cute, Fluffy Things by mystiri1 reviews
One-shot. Crack. Zack decides Sephiroth is depressed and needs cheering up. Zack/Aeris, Angeal/Genesis, Sephiroth/Cloud. Mild shounen-ai.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Zack F., Sephiroth - Complete
constant vigilence by smartalker reviews
What do you mean; I have to wait until he’s eighteen? — LightMisaL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Misa A., L - Complete
Brothers by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Uzumaki Kushina was not the only woman the Yondaime Hokage ever loved, nor was Naruto his only child. Mild crack with hints of SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Deidara, Naruto U. - Complete
Perfectly Hollow by Silver Pard reviews
What happens when two fated people never meet?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
When your Father comes a Callin' by Zeff N Company reviews
Standalone Silliness. “…Leon?” Laguna made a face as he repeated the name. “You’re not a Leon.”
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Leon/Squall L. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 3,872 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
To Feel, to Know, to Be by Junipertree reviews
Demyx said, "Good morning, Zexion," and Zexion was fully activated. AU, light Zemyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Between Cops and Robbers by Junipertree reviews
After being held hostage in a bank heist, Zexion lands a job as a secretary at the police station. Obviously, the two events are completely unrelated. AU, Zexion/Xigbar, Lexaeus/Zexion
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,374 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Zexion, Lexaeus - Complete
Nothingness by Silver Pard reviews
“In the middle of the journey of our life I found myself within a dark forest where the straight path was lost.” L goes wandering in Wonderland.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/18/2008 - L - Complete
Iced Tea and Manipulation by Yami B666 reviews
Marluxia, good-looking, charming, manipulative and unbelievably conceited, considers himself the 'king' of his university. But then he meets someone who not only is able to resist his charms, but always seems to be a step ahead of him. VexenMarluxia
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,434 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Vexen, Marluxia - Complete
Stealing My Cool by One Deranged Scribbler reviews
A KH "parody" made for FF fans. It's post KH2 and an old face makes his way to Hollow Bastion. But what happens when Cloud and Leon have way more in common with the stranger than either of them want? Rated T for language and Cid I guess. Criticism welcome
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
The Ugly Duckling Effect by Azneyez reviews
Riku was always a looker, Sora wasn't. But when they arrange to meet each other's boyfriends in their first reunion in years, Riku is faced with a gorgeous and utterly unavailable problem. RxC and SxL slash, eventual RxS and LxC.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,707 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Turnabout Coming Out by Ellcrys reviews
In which Maya finally explains to Pearl that she and Phoenix are never going to get married and live happily ever after. Phoenix agrees... until she gets to the 'why' part.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Phlegethon River by Nilahxapiel reviews
“I want you. But I want justice more.” In the end, it had never been love. And if it had, it didn’t matter now, anyways. LxRaitoxL Yaoi AU.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,274 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/9/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Love, Essentially by Sorceress Fantasia reviews
Four people in Radiant Garden, and their four different languages with which they express their care and love. But only one language will be understood. LeonCloud
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Five Minutes to Midnight by Fearless-Elegance reviews
The clock has been set.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Farce: An Experience In Idiocy by Page of Cups reviews
Sequel to This Way. Sora wants Leon. Leon wants Sora. Riku wants Cloud. Cloud wants Riku. This shouldn't be so complicated. CxL, RxS, CxR, LxS.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,915 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Riku, Cloud S. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 2,392 - Follows: 743 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Distractions by Maiden of the Moon reviews
The djinn flopped backwards, rearranging his puppet's toned body and dark hair in a sexy sprawl on his master's desk. “Why?” the demon pressed, voice husky with suggestion. “Do you find this distracting?” [BartxNate. For Unknown Fool. CRUDE JOKES.]
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Serpientes by Xenoglossy reviews
Three people Orochimaru seduced, and one he didn't. OroJira, OroTsu, OroKabu, OroSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 3,140 - Follows: 357 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
For Love by SylvanDreamer reviews
Oneshot. What would you choose and how far would you go for love? Warning: slash. multiple pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,789 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
In the Line of Duty by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 Ways Eleventh Division Members Lived and Died: Remembering those who died and who will die— past, present, and future.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/15/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Mismatched by Monday reviews
Damaged puzzle pieces won't stay together and Team 7 was doomed from beginning. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Mirror Mirror on the Wall by elveljung reviews
Misa looks into the mirror and sees rather more than she wanted to. RaitoL, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Misa A. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 205 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Talking in Circles by surestsmile reviews
And theirs is not a love story. [LexZex, 1sentence challenge at LJ.]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Zexion, Lexaeus - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 183 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
The Truth About Strength and Beauty by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
It's a woman's world. Pity the man who doesn't understand this. 20 Truths story, Kunoichi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
A Cup of Truth by Xenoglossy reviews
After all is said and done, this is finally the time to be honest with each other. RoyEd, some postseries spoilers
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
This Is Konoha's Future by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
A 20 Truths essay about the Rookie 12. Please enjoy responsibly!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
20 Truest Things About Uchihas by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
Written for 20 Truths. The Twenty Truest Things About Uchihas, as written by creepycrawly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Serenade by kimi no vanilla reviews
There is an old saying in the Nara family: Don't walk with the shadows for too long, or you'll become one.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Last Rites by Annwyd reviews
They are a society unto themselves, even in death. It's almost a religion. [Turkfic]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Vincent V., Tseng - Complete
Four Times a Week by Sunfreak reviews
Iruka tries out his new pick-up line and, shock of shocks, for once it works. The joys of dating, Irukaka style.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2003
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Darwin's Children reviews
'Only the strongest will survive.' The Liberi Fatali had to be stronger than most.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Squall L. - Complete
Blind Trust reviews
Five times Masamune disliked his and Yukimuras' sleeping arrangements, plus once when they met in the middle (and the first time it made no difference to him). Hardcore fluff.
Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2013 - D. Masamune, S. Yukimura - Complete
On Names, and Becoming Them reviews
"You have many names," the old crone continued. "Did you know you've gained another?" Bartimaeus, in the centuries after 'Ptolemy's Gate'.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Bartimaeus - Complete
no poetry in love (no heart to break) reviews
"You're in love with my brother." The angel's face goes completely blank. Sam takes a deep breath and continues. "And it's going to kill you." Unrequited Cas/Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
Cynicism
L wonders if he is romantic and/or cynical. But more often, he dreams he is merely one or the other. (Brief L/Light if you squint.)
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2013 - L - Complete
Ninja Code reviews
The difference between a shinobi and a kunoichi comes down to a truth, a lie and a smile. Oneshot drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Complete
Shining Shards reviews
Gabriel stops by to chat with the other angel who walked away from heaven willingly. Castiel thinks that broken souls have no use for hope, anyway.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
Subjective Narrative reviews
History tells of four founders, who would each weep to see how their legacy survived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Godric G., Helga H., Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
You Run, Instead reviews
Cloud is a selfish coward. Leon calls him on it. No pairings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Evening Rain (a hero comes home) reviews
Alfred was scared of the rain when he was younger. Arthur's scared to fight for Alfred (again) now he's older. USUK fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Waking Dream
England wanders in dreams. England wonders in dreams. Inception inspired.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/26/2013 - England/Britain - Complete
You Want reviews
A promise made on the battlefield, and an idea never tested. Dark drabbles, fem!England/France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 4/16/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Waiting For reviews
Dean debated what the greater sin was: whether that he'd broken the first seal and tortured countless souls in Hell, or that somewhere along the line, he'd apparently fallen in love with an angel of the Lord. It doesn't take long for Sam to realise what's happening. Castiel isn't an idiot, or anything else that would blind him to the fact that Dean Winchester is in love with him.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Mirror Me reviews
It was magic, it had gone emphatically wrong, but there was no way this could be called England's fault. Drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2013 - England/Britain - Complete
To Choose or To Tether
In a world where soul bonding is the norm, Arthur won't give his away to anyone. Short AU oneshots, FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,206 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Justify reviews
There is no reasoning with insanity. France is afraid, England is determined, and the combination might bring about the start of the Apocalypse. Sequel to 'Clarion Call'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Inspired reviews
One-shots inspired by my playlist, relationships orientated. Latest: Pure crack, featuring but not limited to: a human!AU police verse; a genderbended, female Prowl; a paperclip; an unforgetable first impression and a long suffering, but not-so-secretly in lust Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,439 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 7/17/2009
The Dawn of War reviews
Aurora Pax, through no fault of her own, wasn't a typical femme. It impacted just about every part of her life from the moment she was sparked. Genderbending: femme!Optimus Prime.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,812 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Archangel reviews
"He reminds me of the old legends, when angels were creatures of war rather than creatures of mercy."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Status Quo reviews
From first meeting and retaliation, to recognition and admittance, to finally living with what was probably always between them. FrUK, history based.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Better Be reviews
Eleven year old Harry would have fit in any of the four houses- what would make him choose one over the others? Thought process drabble, 3 more to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Harry P.
In the Name of Entertainment reviews
Wufei stumbles upon a death note. Some months later, Ryuk finally decides to enlighten the ignorant officer as to its purpose. Cracky, GW!AU.
Crossover - Gundam Wing/AC & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Wufei C., Ryuk - Complete
BlueEyed Brunets reviews
In which Yami smirks a lot, Yugi needs a drink or three, and a pattern is noticed. Brother-banter fic.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Semitones reviews
Wherein Apollo, unaware of a German's crush on him, meets the remaining overprotective bandmates. Who then become the obligatory matchmakers to get the two together.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,837 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Apollo J., Klavier G.
Could, Couldn't reviews
Equal and opposite. Is that not the basis of the yami-hikari bond?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Motivation reviews
Demyx isn't interested in owning his own heart anymore. Onesided Demyx/Zexion. Dark implications.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
My Hero reviews
Zexion defends the shop, one amateur criminal at a time. AU cracky drabble.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Zexion - Complete
Curiosity reviews
"I just can't decide who the pretty one is," Heero stated bluntly. Slight crack/drabble, 2x5 x1 .
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
In Your Eyes Or Mine? reviews
You never really loved me anyway... Did you?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
Clarion Call reviews
In the end, it's all about power. War is sparked by what America intended to prevent it with.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Truest Slytherin reviews
... should never actually go into Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
My Imagination reviews
A rountine molestation, or something more? Fem!UK/France
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/17/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Like It Or Not reviews
Femme!Tharkay. How does the crew react when circumstances force her most deeply-buried secret to be revealed?
Temeraire - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Complete
Then, When? reviews
Iruka seeks out Kakashi for a conversation, and to apologise. Kakashi had already forgotten; the incident was hardly life-changing, after all.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Not What He Expected reviews
Alfred/Arthur 20 Truths format. If Arthur and Alfred were just ordinary people in the present day- it's one way they could've met.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Burning Bright reviews
Aeneid AU possibility from book IV. What if Aeneas had stayed? How would that affect history?
Aeneid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,532 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
Crooked Teeth reviews
USUK twoshot. Even when they fought it and ignored it, there was a link bewteen the two nations that wouldn't break.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,769 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 11/14/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Broken Song reviews
Every secret discovered brings new ideas into the open. AU post handcuffs, L/Light pre-slash.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,222 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Fine Line reviews
-Between love and hate. A new fighter makes an impression on veteran Marth, however, impressing hasn't got much to do with it. AU- Subspace Emissary never happened. Warning- slash of the Mike kind.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,866 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Marth, Ike - Complete
Conspiracy reviews
Megatron's good days leave him a step closer to being supreme master of the universe. His bad days, on the other hand..?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Megatron - Complete