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Joined 07-14-09, id: 2007452, Profile Updated: 01-06-13
Author has written 15 stories for House of Night, Alex Rider, High School Musical, Fairy Tales, Pride and Prejudice, Twilight, Harry Potter, Mortal Instruments, Inception, James Bond, and Bourne series.

Hi.

Ashabagawa is actually not my real name, surprisingly enough. It's one of those words I made up when I was little, in between eating playdough and shoving dolls into the back of my toy car. I am now seventeen, the playdough has been thrown out, the toy car given away and the dolls sold on ebay, although the word kind of stuck.

I am determined to become a writer one day although I find it really hard to stick with something when I've written it. I like writing here because the reviews you receive really give you an incentive to carry on, even if they're negative. All reviews for my stories and chapters are greatly appreciated.

Thanks - Ashabagawa

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Just for fun by LittlePippin76 reviews
This is primarily the story of Scarlet Watson; John's daughter, and explores the canon characters in relation to her. It's fun, it's dots about in regards to tone, Genres, Scarlet's age etc. NOW REOPENED!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 73 - Words: 165,392 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 9/18/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Breathe You In by DancingintheRain131 reviews
Eames forges into Arthur in a dream to get Ariadne to admit her feelings for Arthur. What happens when the real Arthur decides to show up?
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,400 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne
Shake the Glitter Off Your Clothes by MinimizeYourself reviews
'Sam really does not want to be here right now. The only upside is the fact that he might get so drunk he won't be able to remember how disastrous this weekend is going to be. And that's only a possibility.' The glee club goes to Vegas for Sam's 21st.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,249 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Sam E.
BLOODlight by Hel-Lokisdotter reviews
Bella Black and Bella Swan - one's a sadistic seventh-year Slytherin, the other's a 'normal' and adorably clumsy teenage hormone-heap. What happens when they suddenly swap lives? Well, a bloodbath in Forks, to start with... Violent, bloody fun!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,960 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bellatrix L., Bella
Turned by CoffeeWench reviews
Exploring life after the Fischer job. Think back story, relationships, and the slow build toward something good.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,466 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur
The Trial by VeIaRrGtOh reviews
Ariadne is put on trial, the only member of the team captured after the Fischer Inception job. Will she take the fall and become a prisoner, or sell out her associates to win her freedom? What would they do in her shoes? The final chapter is posted!
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,132 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Ariadne - Complete
Immutamus by Neverland Regular reviews
Feelings change, people change, and how you feel about people changes. Always in motion, and with dire consequences. A/A post-movie, with alternate movie ending.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,011 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Loner by Nilla79 reviews
All Human. Edward Cullen was a loner, an outcast. He clearly hated everybody, including himself. He was not a nice person. So, why was I so drawn to him? And why did I get the crazy feeling he felt the same way?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 115 - Words: 379,793 - Reviews: 10411 - Favs: 4,695 - Follows: 2,796 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Capitulation by imperfectandchaotic reviews
Falling. The bishop falls for her, as does the die for him. It's like a kick, pulling them up for air when they find themselves drowning in the shadows of an ill-fated dream, thrown in by someone who wants nothing more than to rip them apart. Complete!
Inception - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,282 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
The Helix Trap by Croik reviews
After the inception proves too effective, Arthur is hired to a dangerous job which pits the team against each other in a battle for Robert Fischer's mind. Eames-Robert, Arthur-Ariadne, COMPLETE
Inception - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,205 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - R. Fischer Jr., Eames
Matryoshka by mixed.vinyl reviews
Half a year after their successful inception, Ariadne receives an offer of another job with the team, and just like the last time, she has no idea what she's getting into.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,216 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen by sandie.eggo reviews
Full title: Ariadne's League of Handsome and Extraordinary Gentlemen. Summary: Five times the men of Inception come visit Ariadne at school; her friends wonder who these men are.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,643 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Project H: New Moon by Project H reviews
A direct parody of the second film in the Twilight series
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,339 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 12/26/2010
The Unicorn by Sketchling reviews
His girlfriend was rather childish at times, so he'd thought something childish like that would be the perfect gift. And it was. But it was a little too perfect. -ARTHUR/ARIADNE- R&R! Happy Valentine's Day!
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Who am I killing? by 70ftofhair reviews
The four times Arthur's daughter came home upset and the one time Arthur came home upset.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
Grand Jeté by stella luna sky reviews
Bella's life is full of certainty and boredom. A dance instructor without passion, she has no idea that the handsome man in her night class will teach her how every moment could be her big moment, and how every breath could be the last. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,071 - Reviews: 3774 - Favs: 3,108 - Follows: 1,696 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life Goes On by periwinkled reviews
2 years after the Fischer job. Sequelish to In Which Our Heroes Ride A Train. Eventually there will be boats. "I love you something fierce, you know," she mumbled into his back. "You're just saying that because I'm making phyllo." "Possibly."
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,458 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
In Which Our Heroes Ride A Train by periwinkled reviews
Takes place 4 months after the Fischer job. "You've spent the months since your graduation making a study in unpredictability, it seems." Ariadne shrugged. "I'm just a girl on a train."
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Kill Fried Chicken by Malifique reviews
Arthur is forced to go undercover in a fast food restaurant. A story about polyestery uniforms, hair nets, and the team making Arthur's life hell.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Arthur - Complete
Arthur Doesn't Live Here Anymore by justasimplesketch reviews
Written for Inception Kink Meme. "I'm a thief, not a murderer." Very dark. No fluff whatsoever.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
This Moment is Always the Same by sandie.eggo reviews
Written for this prompt: Ariadne has been dead for over a year. To compensate, Arthur takes comfort in his dreams and recreating a life they should have had
Inception - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Family Visits by sandie.eggo reviews
Written for this prompt: Five visits they Ariadne/Arthur made to the Cobb family and one they made to them. Rated T for language and mention of sex.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Project H and the Half Blood Prince by Project H reviews
A direct parody of the sixth Harry Potter film
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,387 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Complete
The Case of the Misplaced Dream by Starrylizard reviews
You never really remember the beginning of a dream do you? You always wind up right in the middle of what's going on. Gen
Crossover - Inception & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Arthur, John W. - Complete
Ithaca by The Silver Phoenix reviews
He is her Odysseus and she is the fixed point in the world that he returns to. Arthur/Ariadne
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
Facebook by pretend-to-care reviews
Arthur is doing research and Eames wants to...well, not help... Pointless oneshot, no slash, may not make sense if you don't understand Facebook. Rated a little high just to be safe. R&R!
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
It's a Small World After All by disny07 reviews
There is an extensive list of things that annoy Arthur Callahan. A good majority of that list directly pertains to William Eames. Especially when Eames sings possibly the most painfully annoying song ever written. It might not end well...
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Coffee and Confessions by theSunlitEarth reviews
She gaped at him, taking in his slicked back hair and three piece suit, jacket thrown over his shoulder, the sleeves of his crisp white dress shirt rolled meticulously up to his elbows and his tie loosened just a little.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Unravel by The Silver Phoenix reviews
Straight-line mazes are the easiest to figure out; circular mazes are much more difficult. But when it comes to her, he relishes the challenge. He was never the type to just settle for the easier path anyway. Arthur/Ariadne
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
In Sickness and In Health by fluffyandkagura reviews
Ariadne is sick. Arthur shows up at her door with orders from Cobb to take care of her. After Cobb himself lets a secret slip, Ariadne might just have to have to think of a new way to thank the Point-Man. Rated K plus for fluff. I do not own Inception!
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
She's got you high by The Dream Is Real reviews
Eames' desk is stuck in the middle of the two most loved up but oblivious people in the whole entire world and he is sick to death of it. So he, being the charming englishman he is, decides to do something about it. summary sucks, sorry, i'm new! :
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
Contrition by Unfocused Shot reviews
Later, when Cobb asks him how it went, Arthur tells him to shove it.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
The Complete Moron's Guide to Sewing by Pisceanduality reviews
Arthur shows up in the wee hours of the morning to finish up a job. Ariadne is not amused. Especially when he looks like he was beaten half way to hell. Now revised and continued in "More Guides for Complete Morons"
Inception - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Her Knight in Shining Armani by don't-tell-me-not-to-live reviews
He really did have impeccable timing... *Day One of the 'Inception' Oneshot Week*
Inception - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Wednesday by The Silver Phoenix reviews
Ariadne always loved Wednesdays. Arthur/Ariadne
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Space Oddity by Emmylou reviews
Sherlock Holmes was hit by an explosion in 2010 and when he woke up it was 1983. Gene Hunt isn't ready for a new DI yet, and doesn't know what he's in for. Sherlock BBC and Ashes to Ashes crossover.
Crossover - Ashes to Ashes & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sherlock H. - Complete
3patchproblems by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock tries out twitter. Disaster ensues. Crack, implied Sherlock/John. If you want to read chronologically, start at the bottom.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Oscillate by mixed.vinyl reviews
Dreams are reserved for the speactular things you can't have in reality. But what if you can't decide what you want?
Inception - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,088 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Arthur's Girlfriend by pretend-to-care reviews
Cobb is questioning Arthur about feelings he has noticed the point man developing for a certain architect...yet Eames is making things difficult. Humor fic with serious characters, so we'll see how that works. Oneshot, no slash, minor Arthur/Ariadne. R&R!
Inception - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Arthur, D. Cobb - Complete
Encyclopedia of Mary Sues by Ellie Quirk reviews
An in-depth study of the Mary-Sue symptoms, causes, types, diagnosis and cures.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
Don't Tell Dad I'm Dating A Malfoy by Fairy Roses reviews
Scorpius asks Rose out on a date but the boys in her family will do anything to keep the two of them apart. After encouragement from Lily, however, Rose takes a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,095 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Caring is Creepy by Josephinee reviews
He'd always loved her. Said he'd marry her one day. And then, suddenly, out of the blue, he's there next to her cousin - on a wedding invitation. RW/SM/LP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,760 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8200 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Meaning Of Life by Hel-Lokisdotter reviews
A simple question - what if Rudy hadn't died in the Himmel Street blast? This is my answer. AU, obviously. Rudy/Liesel. Now finished and edited.
Book Thief - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,539 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Liesel M., Rudy S. - Complete
Project H: Twilight by Project H reviews
A direct parody of the film 'Twilight'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
She Said What? by Zayz reviews
LJ. Lily Evans keeps a diary in her seventh year to chronicle the strange, murky, embarrassing, and sometimes plain crazy events that a young witch set to graduate has to navigate through. Written in the style of 'Bridget Jones's Diary.' R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 313,283 - Reviews: 1632 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Rather Epic Game of Ping Pong by owl-eats-waffles reviews
After the Lord of the Rings, the fellowship meet up once again, for reasons unknown, and embark on an adventure quite different to any they have faced before.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Gandalf
The Final Rallying Point by PhoenixFire55 reviews
Reiben goes to heaven- based off of The Five People You Meet In Heaven. Five people will tell Reiben why his life mattered, and teach him five important lessons...
Saving Private Ryan - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 12/3/2009
Jump in Time by Viridis Lupus reviews
After discovering a mysterious crystal cave, Merlin and Arthur find themselves catapulted forward into the future. There, they encounter the foreign culture of modern day life and have to work out how to survive.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,714 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
The Secret Diaries of the Volturi aged 103,972 by owl-eats-waffles reviews
Set directly after the events of Breaking Dawn, this never-before-published peice reveals the inside story of the most infamous and only vampire royal family in history. It contains extracts from the secret diaries of Aro, Marcus and Caius. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Aro, Caius
Project H and the Goblet of Fire by Project H reviews
A parody of the fourth Harry Potter movie
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Project H and the Philosopher's Stone by Project H reviews
A direct parody of the first Harry Potter film
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Unintentional Dismembering of a Chocolate Cake by owl-eats-waffles reviews
After the events catalogued in Brisingr, Eragon, Saphira and Arya set off to the elven city of Ellesmera, where a series of events unfold that could change the course of history and have a serios detrimental effect for everyone who's not an evil villain..
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Saphira
Shaken, Not Stirred by Simply Shelby reviews
A hint of intrigue, a drop of angst, a dash of humour. A bit of everything, really. Shake well before opening. All my responses to The Firm's Monthly Prompt Challenge.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009
Conflict of Legends by enigma939 reviews
James Bond, 007, is sent to kill rogue CIA operative Jason Bourne: for all the wrong reasons. A Bond/Bourne crossover. Post-QOS, Post-Ultimatum
Crossover - James Bond & Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,450 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009
Post Mortem by Hel-Lokisdotter reviews
After Sirius falls through the veil, he finds himself face-to-face with an unexpected piece of his past - and a stark reminder of the road that brought them both there. Gen-fic, rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Earn This by PhoenixFire55 reviews
Ryan, Reiben, and Upham, sixty-five years after the mission.
Saving Private Ryan - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
Hyphy School Musical by MadiWillow reviews
Incredibly random parody of High School Musical.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
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Hell Hath No Fury reviews
Aaron Cross and Jason Bourne meet in Northern France. They have a lot to talk about. Across the channel, MI6 are livid after the shooting of Guardian journalist Simon Ross in Waterloo Station, London. A line has been crossed, James Bond is told, and his job is to re-draw it. Clearly. In blood. After all, hell hath no fury like an agency ridiculed.
Crossover - James Bond & Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/6/2013 - James Bond/007, J. Bourne/David W./Delta/Cain
Bullets Have No Antidote reviews
The Fischer Job has not gone unnoticed. Something is coming.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,270 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011
Daddy reviews
Despite all the help from his wife, Ariadne, Arthur sometimes finds being a Dad difficult. So Eames helps him out.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Arthur
Chasing Mr X reviews
The team are reunited again when Arthur recieves a letter from the mysterious Mr X, claiming to have their best interests at heart. However, things quickly turn ugly as the team fight for their lives in the most terrifying realm of all: the real world.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,808 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Arthur, Ariadne - Complete
City of Recyclable Plastic Bottles reviews
Jace has a dream. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
The Legacy of the Brokenhearted reviews
In order for a battle to be won, somebody has to lose. Twenty-three years after the events that shamed his family forever, Scorpius Malfoy meets Rose Weasley and they begin to form a tentative romance. However, family honour must be upheld. Rose/Scorpius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,063 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
The Kingdom of Nibble Was Eaten By A Squirrel reviews
The inhabitants of the kingdom of Nibble have spent the last few hundred years doing frivolous things, such as having their nasal hair plaited. However, with the threat of invasion will the kingdom leap into action? Or will they be eaten by a squirrel?
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,954 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009
Carlisle's Diary reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin; the innermost thoughts and feelings of the Dr Man himself. What goes on in that hugely massive and gigantic watermelon of a brain of his? WARNING: May cause suffocation if read in an airtight container.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Carlisle
Dead Men Make Bad Allies reviews
Fifty-eight years after his first mission for MI6, Alex Rider finds himself involved in the tricky affairs of the intelligence service once more. When an old comrade is murdered by a brutal terrorist group, Rider vows to seek revenge one final time...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,904 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009
Chavs and Chavudice reviews
The Bennet family are renowned throughout the country for their nose rings, tattoos and fatal attraction to Playboy merchandise, although with a new addition to the community, will the girls change their ways? Not bloody likely...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010
The City of a Thousand Souls reviews
In the shadowy streets of Barcelona, Senor Salvador Miedaclere agrees to teach young Christina Lamira how to read. However, when the corpse of a man is found in her tutor's study, Christina begins to doubt everything and everyone, including herself...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2010
A Series of Incidents Involving Sledgehammers reviews
After bouncing off the windscreen of a van, Troy Bolton is trying to re-build his life. Unfortunately, a group of amateaur terrorists have got other ideas...
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,132 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Troy B., Chad D.
Killing Assassins That Quite Like Your Girlfriend reviews
When Alex's arch nemesis turns up at his school,everything goes a bit wrong. For a start, Alex has to cancel his football game tickets in order to get rid of him and then Jack manages to lock herself out of the car while it's still running...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009
Clear as Mud reviews
Against his will, Alex Rider is sent to a remote section of the SAS as the last resort to try to train a section of failed SAS agents. Battling against the inevitable, Alex must train each of these agents through the scrutiny of the site sergeant, Himmel.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,660 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete
Zoey Redbird and the Rather Nasty Dead People reviews
The House of Night is in turmoil. Neferet has gone a bit mad and the other teachers are concerned that her insanity will be an excuse for Ofsted to give them a bad report. Meanwhile, Zoey is sure Kalona is up to something...
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,593 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Zoey R., Neferet - Complete
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