Author has written 17 stories for Transformers, Ratchet and Clank, and Rango.
Sup guys! It seems as though alot of you have come to my profile to see nothing. Well, I am going to change that.
Name: I have a name, But you guys don't get to know it! Just call me Dex. That's what the lazy people already do, so what the hell.
Age: I HARDLY see how that's any of your business (Family Guy refference ftw).
Huh...I really don't know what else to write
I am a huge procrastinator,
I don't like work,
My favourite color is Purple
I have skill because I possess the ability to trip over flat surfaces
Catch phrase : "I hate all of you."
I am a bit nerdy
I refer to my room as the Nerd Cave, as do my parents
Music is awesome.
I am a Transformers addict, to the heart. I loved the cartoon when I was little (But wouldn't admit it), and I am a true Transformers druggie to the Soul
What transformers character am I?:
Soundwave: you are Intelligent, very resourceful, and may end up having a career as an engineer or scientist. You rarely show emotion, but when you do, it is color full, and shocks all around you. You enjoy sunglasses. People believe that you are truly from the future. You most likely love music, and own many different old cassettes that you can't even play, for lack of a cassette player, and couldn't bring yourself to throw them away! You are loyal, and have a few select friends.
A lot of that is true, even the cassette part (Which freaked me out)
What vehicle can I imagine my self in?
I like a lot of 80s/70s sports cars.
Favorite pastimes, and not so favorite pastimes:
1) Sitting on a computer all day typing something, while a friend you so generously invited over wines about being bored, then telling them to stop complaining, and to watch some god damn TV or something, then return to checking your email or face book, or some other nerd thing.
2)Sitting alone, in my room. Jamming out to whatever comes up on the old MP3 player (my zune)
3) Watching action movies.
HEY people of the world, Homophobia is idiotic. HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG! copy and paste this onto your profile if you agree
l\ .M. /l
GO DECEPTICONS! copy and paste if you agree
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. :-)
If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
You guys inspired me to make an OC, however, it is up to you guys whether I write a fic about him...:
Name: Dexter "FedEx" Foxx
Faction/Race: Human (Autobot)
Looks; About 5'9", wears a lot of collared shirts, and black jeans; always wears a pair of thin rimmed glasses, is always wearing his black and gray Laptop case, and a large digital watch. He has Blond, strait hair.
Bio: Dexter Foxx has been a true technical specialist for as long as he can remember. At the age of 8, he helped Jazz set up a 12,000 dollar sound system (Only jazz would spend that much for 3 extra Woofers). At 10, Ironhide taught him the delicate art of playing with and/or calibrating guns. Now a-days he spends much of his time on his Laptop computer, learning about various ways of using it. He helps the Autobots as much as he can, mostly delivering messages, setting up technology, and minor hacking/scouting work. He enjoys his work, although he is rather jealous of the soldiers that really make a difference in the war. Ratchet has recently discovered how delicate Dex can be when handling wires, and will many times let him help in the Medical Bay. He has a hard time tying his shoes, as he is very shaky. Dexter was son to one of the NEST team members, when his father died in a mission a long time ago. Dexter was three when this happened. Ever since, he has become a ward of the state, and stays with the rest of the nest team. Sometimes, he will get terrible nightmares about his father, which causes insomnia. His guardian is Ironhide.
Dexter always wears his watch on his right hand.
He loves knives and swords.
He always complains about not having a cell-phone, but broke out laughing when Wheeljack handed him a partially exploded house phone.
Dexter has two different colored eyes (One is Blue, the other is green)
Dexter often forgets to clip his finger-nails, and has to be pestered by an unforgiving Bumblebee when he accidentally scratches Sam while "play fighting".
He has owned exactly 27 blades, one of them being a sword that Sidewipe crafted him for his 15th birthday.
Dexter is a chronic Insomniac, and tends to be irritable due to lack of sleep.
He has broken his glasses 38 times (Thanks for the precise calculations, Preceptor.)
He HATES peanut butter, but loves Reese's Peanut butter Cups
He doesn't trust Ratchet or Wheeljack to go anywhere near his Laptop (NO, you can't fix it, Ratch, your a medic, not a computer specialist, and Wheeljack, I'm not even going to justify your request with an answer.
He loves fast cars.
His favorite music genera is Techno/Electronic, but will listen to almost anything
He has actually cried over spilled milk.
He is a cat person
He had posted 11 articles on Wikipedia
The Autobots constantly call him youngling, no matter how much he hates it.
The other Autobots have had to ground him 4 times in his whole life
His lucky number is 3.
PLEASE say yes. I am dying to try him out.
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