Poll: Well a particular golden mech,coughSunstreakercough, is appearing in MMG in the near future. Now I just can't decide on what alt mode I want for him... Care to pick for me? Vote Now!
Author has written 2 stories for Transformers, and Pacific Rim.
Helllllllllllllo! I'm Topkicker26 or 'TK' for short. I'm an 18 year old College student who has too many plot bunnies in her head, tends to fantasize over cars, mechs and men, and secretly schemes to kidnap them. *Teeheehee* Other than that I play my Xbox, read, and draw.
Mechs: Mirage, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Ironhide, and Jazz.
Video Game Characters: Ezio Auditore, Haytham Kenway, Yusuf Tazim...
So just call me an Assassinating TransFanical Gleekasaurus Rocker who writes fan fics. XD
The Misadventures of Miranda Gnylles- Being a car buff has its perks.. and also its downsides. A very bad night to go out Miranda. HIATUS (Sorry guys ): )
Unstoppable- (cowritten with BTR-Profiler)- HIATUS
Basketball, Robots, and Police Chases -(Cowritten with BTR-Profiler)- IN PROGRESS www.fanfiction.net/s/8027427/1/Basketball-Robots-and-Police-Chases
Erica Houston thought her Spring Break would be the same: Stay home and play basketball in the boring town of Jasper. That soon changes when a new boy arrives. Okay, he's not actually a boy. Meet Jesse Blue. Or better known as Bluestreak. With the aide of her best friend Myra, Erica is in for a wild ride of basketball tournaments, evil robots, and the possibility of being arrested. Aligned Continuity (Transformers Prime/ War for Cybertron games) with Movie inspired Autobots and Decepticons. OCxCC pairings.
Plot Bunnies That Like to Rampage Through My Head
OK I have A LOT of these.
Mass Effect/Assassin's Creed Crossover- From One Time to Another Yeah being sent back into 16th Century Italy sucked royally for Sam. Imagine being sent forward into the 22nd Century right into a bigger war? Only instead of Power hungry Templars she has to deal with Apocalyptic Aliens. Just another day in the line of work.
Assassin's Creed/Transformers Crossover-Damn My Heritage Being rich sucks. Being chased by men who call themselves Templars sucks worse. Owning a talking cherry red Ferrari? Whole entire ballgame.
Bioshock/My Transformers FanFic Verse- There's Always a First Time for Everything- Kellie delves deep into the conspiracy of some place called "Rapture" and the name that keeps popping up is one "Bonnie".
Multiple Transformers One-Shots- First Introductions Series Ever wonder how some Bots would react to a character of yours or just plain you? Here's my answer(s).
O.O.O.O NOTE: These are just muses I have. Not actual stories...O.O.O.O.O
To all Redwall fans out there:
"His books were the inspiration of thousands
Got this off of BTR Profiler's profile... Funny!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered! Thank you whoever made them come into the writing world!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Once a key actually fell off! (laughs)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (My mom does)
People think you have A.D.D. (My friends and family tell me)
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You zone out even with other people. (My parents on a lecture)
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
You're profile is REALLY long. (Not always, but I intend to)
Your computer runs out of memory. (NOT YET)
You can't stop writing! (I CAN'T)
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (I'm not even in college, but oh well, it's just who I am)
I guess I'm an author. . .
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
You Know You're a Gamer:
You constantly replay the same game.
You want to play a game even though you just beat it.
You've stayed up past midnight playing, go to bed and wake up just to play it again. (I've stayed up to 2 before Not cool.)
You fantasize over game characters.
You fantasize so much you begin writing a fan fic about that character.
You begin saying quotes or words from your favorite games without realizing it.
You dream of your games.
You hate it when someone says your favorite game sucks. ( I've had this happen so many times)
You try to get everybody to play the game. (Got my mom to play and beat Mass Effect)
Your fingers recognize all controls for every game you have play.
You have a plethora of games for one console. (I have over 30 for just my Xbox.)
You've been playing since like forever.
You make references from those games in your daily life.
You have played an entire series in one year or shorter. ( I did it.. Twice.)
You Know You're a Book Addict If:
You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You write fanfictions about the book. (teehehe)
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time.
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (like, um, magic powers)
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.
You've got a book memorized.
You've read a book more than five times. (*cough* Uh more like over ten)
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.
You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.
Your idol is a character from a book.
If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
1- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?
Hmmmmmmm... Well can't really say I have just one. So I'm going to say my three main ones: Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, and Mirage. (I go through stages.)
2- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?
:D SIDES! *glomps leg*
SUNNY! *glomps leg*
Sunstreaker: WATCH THE PAINT STUPID FLESHIE! *shakes leg angrily* AND DON'T CALL ME SUNNY!!
EZIO -er- MIRAGE! *glomps leg*
Mirage:... che cosa?
3- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER DO IF HE/SHE MET YOU?
Two of them would probably look at me strangely, especially Mirage as I wear my Assassin's Creed shirt and/or hoodie, because he shares particular qualities with another obsession of mine. Sunn- I mean Sunstreaker, would just ignore me. While Sides would just smirk and take the attention.
4- WHAT MUSIC DOES HE/SHE LISTEN TO?
I imagine rock for the Twins. But Mirage? Probably Classical. Soft Rock possibly.
5- DO YOU HAVE AN OC?
Transformers-wise? Yes. Quite a few
6- WHAT WOULD YOUR OC DO IF HE/SHE MET YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER?
Myra would just glare at Mirage while muttering obscenities in Italian. Miranda would only giggle at the two before hanging out with the Twins.
7- WHO IS YOU FAVORITE AUTOBOT?
... I just said them! Oh along with Springer!
8- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?
9- WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE DECEPTICON?
10- WHAT CRAZY THING COULD YOU IMAGINE HE/SHE DOING?
11- WHAT WOULD YOUR FAVORITE AUTOBOT AND DECEPTICON DO IF THEY MET EACH OTHER?
12- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE AUTOBOT?
13- WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE DECEPTICON?
13- IF YOU COULD MARRY YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMER, HOW MANY KIDS WOULD YOU HAVE?
... Fragging really? That's NOT EVEN POSSIBLE! (*coughcoughonecoughcough*
14- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS PAIRING?
16- HAVE YOU EVER CALLED A TRANSFORMER HOT?
17- IF YOU COULD TRANSFORM INTO A CAR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
18- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE AUTOBOT?
Arcee! 8D She's kickass in Prime!
19- WHAT SIDE WOULD YOU JOIN?
AUTOBOTS ALL THE WAY!
A list of stereotypes that should stop. If you think they should stop too, post this onto your profile. And bold the ones you are if you wish:
I can't help pointing out MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I don't CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I don't like THE SUN, so I MUST be an Albino.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be lesbian.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I dress in UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I got a CAR for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I hang out with a former PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have A BUNCH OF FRIENDS WHO ARE GIRLS, so I MUST be a player.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I have A LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I have hair that gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.
I have STRAIGHT 'A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I love MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I spot GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I WATCH (or READ or WRITE) PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I wear A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I wear WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm a FEMALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants and ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay or just want to get into the girl cheerleaders' pants.
I'm a guy who wears TIGHT PANTS, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape and want to get with every single girl I see.
I'm a LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a MALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my penis.
I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs, wear black and date only other punks.
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and old hag and fly on a broomstick.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is a murderer.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7 and super sexy.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken, watermelons, kool-aid and believe that Jesus wuz a brotha.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers and talk with a funny accent.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have aids and be after every straight guy around.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST be mean and worship the devil.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cats.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak and think I'm all knowing.
I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins and worship Satan.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy and wear socks with sandals.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, white, blonde, blue-eyed, lesbian.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I'm WHITE and have BLACK friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
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