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Joined 07-14-09, id: 2008156, Profile Updated: 07-18-10

READ!! IMPORTANT!!
~If you are a reader of 'Our Secret River' and are waiting for an update...I'm sorry it is discontinued. But I have good news! I'm rewriting (spelling) it and making it a lot different but still a lot the same. And I'm taking my time with it so it hopefully ends up a lot better. It is called 'Stories Told Through Tattoos'. So if you want to read it you can and I hope you enjoy! (Oh...and my friend and I just beat Halo on the x-box!! That was my life goal. Bow Chika Bow Bow!) :)

Okay, since you guys might want to know a little bit about me, I've decided to look up random questions, copy and paste them, then answere them. So here you go:

Have you ever eaten a crayon? No, but I have definetaly eaten glue.

What was the last thing you had to drink? Ice tea...I think

What do you do in your free time? Write, go on Deviant art.com, Fmylife.com, Textsfromlastnight.com, youtube and look up random crap, and hand out with friends

Do you like chocolate? Hell to the yes.

Do you like spicy food and why? I can't even chew redhot gum. Sad, I know.

If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? Anywhere but America...which is where I live.

How old are you? 15. Almost 16!!!

What is your first name? Not gonna say, but it starts with an 'H'.

Where do you live? Washington, USA

What is your favorite color? Silver.

What is your favorite band/song? EVERYTHING!

What is your favorite food? Um...anything. I eat whatever. I'm not picky.

Do you have any scars? No but I seriously wish I did. But I do have a three leaf clover birth mark...that's interesting.

Do you like the rain or the sun? Rain. I live in Washington.

What pets do you have? A huge german shepherd, Klyde. A black lab, Oscar. A weiner dog, Peanut. And a fat kitty cat, James. Weird bunch of animals, I know.

Are you fat? ...No.

Do you have braces? I used to.

What are your life goals? To touch my tongue to my nose.

Do you bite your nails? I used to.

Do you cuss often? Only to myself. I like to rhyme words with cuss words. So instead of saying the 'F' work...I would say Fun.

Do you pop your bones? Yes!

Are you a bad kid or a goody goody kid? I would like to think I'm in between.

Are you religious? Not really.

What is on your bedside table? My ipod, cell phone, my drivers lisence book "Rules of the Road", and some empty cups and bowls.

What is your favorite T.V. show? I don't watch as much T.V. as I used to. But I am in love with anything on Adult Swim or the Comedy Channel. I love Scrubs!

Do you play X-box, Playstation, or Nintendo? I'm an X-box girl. Well actual my brother passed down his X-boxness to me...Thanks Sam.

Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies? I don't know. Ask Fang.

If you guys want to ask me any random questions...ask me through a review or send it to me. I'll answere it no matter what.

Sayings/Quotes:

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Join The Army. Visit places. Meet cool people... Then kill them...

Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it only takes three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"

My Imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...

Yes, I hit like a girl. you could too if you hit a bit harder.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be just a loser in aluminum foil.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Copy and Pastes:

If you ever read past four in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you have ever told anyone that you can walk and read without running into anything, then promptly ran into a tree/ park bench / ice cream stand, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or visa versa, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have run into a glass door while trying to get to the back yard, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang post this in your profile.

If you love Maximum Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.