Hi!

My name is Shannon. I am an avid fiction book and fanfiction reader. I spend most of my day reading fanfiction and I have no life...

I am 5'5" (maybe 5'4 1/2"), I have dirty blond hair (it is dark enough to be considered a shade of brown though...) I love the color black and wear it all the time (it is slimming and pretty much the only color of clothing that I own...) though I am not goth or emo, its just the color I think I look best in.

I live in Colorado

Things that bug me

Does anyone else find it odd that Harry is always talking about wanting to be normal even though that was everything the Dursley's wanted? I would think he would want the opposite of anything his shitty relatives would want.

Why is it that every time that hermione is found to be betraying harry that people write him to forgive her? With little to no effort even?? With her intelligence I don't care what her reasons where she knew what she was doing, especially when its both Ron and Hermione that betray him. They have Harry stay mad at Ron and forgive Hermione, or he forgives them both. She knows the difference between right and wrong and she made the conscious decision to make the wrong choice.

Other pet peeve(s) that include Hermione, her nosiness. She sticks her nose into everything and everywhere even when she has no business sticking it in there (and doesn't welcome the same from others). I would also like to point out that this bushy-haired menace has betrayed Harry just as many times as Ron. That's right, I went there. In the third book I find that most people forget or dismiss that Hermione was the one that informed the teachers when he got the firebolt from Sirius which resulted in it being confiscated (oh but it was for the right reasons, my ass), a clear violation of trust and a clear betrayal. Then in fourth year she may not have been actively against him but she wasn't actively with him either in the beginning of the tournament, also a clear betrayal. She didn't even try to defend him or really stand by him like so many say she does even if she didn't outright say she wasn't on his side. Then there is the whole halfblood prince thing... I'm not even going to go there because it will turn into a novel... Besides this there are many times through the series that she betrays Harry in one way or another in smaller petty ways.

oh and something I REALLY hate when I am reading (this applies to Harry Potter too): 1) Fem!Naruto HE IS A MAN DAMN IT!!!! 2) girly, feminine, and short Naruto, again HE IS A MAN!!! 3) people putting naruto in dresses, calling him chan (which is a girl suffix), crossdressing!Naruto, and people who call Naruto a 'wife', and submissive Naruto (NARUTO IS FAR FROM SUBMISSIVE IN ANY WAY!!!). and last but FAR from least and not even the end of my list: 4) uke!Naruto... I have a few reasons for this. 1) the way that he was treated would make him not want anyone to have that kind of control over him, 2) he is always trying to prove that he is better and I think that he would be proving that in the bedroom as well, and 3) I just always see him as a SEME!!!! it is just in his personality to me just look beyond the smiling facade.

Why the hell can't I ever find any (or very few) crossover stories with slash of Harry Potter with a fandom like X-Men or Avengers (most of the time) where Harry gets to be the Dominate?!!! Most people (and this REALLY REALLY pisses me off) fucking write him as pretty, or delicate, or girly, or super short, or AS a girl (he is a fucking man for Christ's sake!!!)!!!!! why can't anyone write a fucking fic with Harry as a nice strong dominate in a fucking crossover!!!!!! in the Avengers crossovers it happens though only VERY rarely, I have yet to see it happen fucking ONCE in fucking X-Men!!!!! this is really making me mad, so I am going to start looking though the different fandoms and I almost BET it will be the same damn thing!!!!!!!!

(I really only get this pissed about naruto uzumaki and harry potter... dont know why)

I have recently been into Psych and it kinda drives me nuts that I have only found two Shassie fics where Shawn is dom. Another thing that I dont like about most of the Psych fanfics is that a lot of people make Shawn way more childish then he really is on the show. Half the time they make him stupid too, I mean the guy has a photographic memory even if he wasn't common sense smart (which he actually is), or even smart due to his father teaching him everything he could on top of Shawn's natural curiosity, there is the fact that he would have every book (Im sure included the dictionary and plenty of others) he's ever been made to read memorized. This means that he does know the proper words he just chooses not to, most likely for several reasons. To get people to let their guard down around him, make them underestimate him, make them feel better about themselves (particularly the police who's cases he keeps solving), to make gus feel more included, and lets face it if he pulled a Hermione and regurgitated every answer to everything plus a works cited speech at the end Im sure he'd have less friends then she did. After all there is no youngest of seven and friendless orphan to take pity on her. (no i dont like Hermione, so sue me.)

And why cant I find any Juliet Bashing fics?! She is so damn nosy and doesnt know when to stay the fuck out of it AND she doesnt listen when being given sound advice- case in point during the roller durby ep. Shawn told her it wasn't what she thought it was but did it anyways only to find he was right and she would up looking as stupid as she is. On top of that when she goes under cover she gets way too deep, if she had been a narcotics agent then she would be the officer that winds up going dirty because they got too deep and got hooked while they were at it. Come one guys I cant be the only one to hate her perky patronizing tone/personality!

P.S. sorry if this rant is like spilling alphabet soup and trying to understand the message written within...

obviously if anyone knows of any let me know please.

Recently I have read several reviews on different Naruto stories that drive me nuts. They all complain about how Naruto is immature and does know a lot of juitsu and how he didn't at any point deserve to be a chunin because it requires being a leader and mature and all that stuff. Well answer this: how is he supposed to know more juitsu or learn anything if no one is willing to teach him? Kakashi only really taught the team 1 thing and that was tree walking! Sasuke had his family library, sakura wasn't hated by the whole village and would have had a much easier time convincing someone to teacher her than Naruto would convincing someone to have a decent conversation with him! so is he lacking in some things, yes BUT given what he had he made a hell of a lot more out of it then anyone else would have if only someone would sit down and teach him or even give him a chance to start. After all being a chunin would be all about learning anyways! Shika was in no way ready to be a leader the ONLY thing he had was intelligence and 1 clan juitsu.

Jumbled rant over.