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Joined 07-14-09, id: 2008363, Profile Updated: 07-22-11
Author has written 13 stories for South Park.

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Old! Collab fic with Onigiri Reject called 'Running on Empty.' Go check it out! It's posted on her profile page~ Me=Kyle, she=Cartman.

Soul Flash here~ How you guys doin'?

Hey all, this is just a quick little update. Yes, I am still alive, even though I don't hardly go on this site anymore XD I just wanted to let those of you who come here know that I have picked up RMA again. Not much, but I'm currently writing the next chapter, and I'm almost done with it. With luck, I'll have it up in the next couple of days.

Okay, I'm sick of having that same text there. I haven't changed it much since I joined this site. XD Can you blame me, though? I've been a bit busy. Not to mention I almost never remember that I do have a profile.

Obviously my obsession is South Park, more specifically Kyle/Cartman. I enjoy their relationship in the show and like to imagine what it might be like if they actually got past that hate the have for each other. There's that saying that there's a fine line between love and hate, and I certainly believe it applies to these two. Besides, Cartman and Kyle are just so much more interesting than any of the other pairings. Especially with Cartman's... logic; picking them apart and developing what could possibly go on in their minds is a blast ;D

Stories: Don't Touch Me, Complete. Pairing: Kyle/Cartman

Respect My Authority, IP. Kyle/Cartman, Cartman's POV. Companion to DTM. Chapter 8 to be updated soon (hopefully)

Running On Empty, IP. Collab fic with OR. Kyman.

If you guys have any questions, comments, or if you wanna just talk, feel free to PM me! I'm usually quick to answer, and if not, I do it as soon as I can. =D

Love ya guys~!

-Soul


201 Controversy

Okay. Just a quick little snippet of my views on this whole thing. If you didn't already know, a group of radical Islamic extremists threatened Matt and Trey over episode 200 because they brought back the whole issue of showing an image of Muhammed. This is an issue because the Muslims basically have iconoclasm in their religion; i.e., they do not allow images of any religious figures. When a Dutch artist back in... I can't really remember what year... portrayed an image of Muhammed, he was killed by some extremists. His name was Theo van Gogh, I believe. Go look him up if you have the time.

Anyway, this brings me back to this whole thing with Matt and Trey. When episode 201 aired, every mention of Muhammed was bleeped out along with the usual censor block over his image. This was Comedy Central's doing; not Matt and Trey's. Because they feared for the safety of their employees (I'm guessing the ones who work in NY where the extremists who threatnened Matt and Trey are located; yes, people, they're in NY; think about that for a second) Comedy Central placed in bleeps over Muhammed's name each time it was mentioned, and later had episode 201 pulled after its first airing. It has not been shown anywhere since.

Now. I believe that CC was just in protecting human lives. They felt that their employees were in potential danger if they let the episode run essentially 'uncensored,' and they were pretty smart to play it safe. After all, extremists are true to their word. If they plan to kill, they plan to kill. Still, this is America. The fact that CC bowed down the extremists' demands all because of a simple image of Muhammed... well, it's a little crazy. In the episode, Jesus was shown watching internet porn. Buddah was shown doing cocaine. Moses was... well, Moses. Even so, my point is that other religious figures can be not only shown but made fun of, and yet no people from those religions threaten to kill. But when Muhammed is so much as shown as an image, some Muslims go crazy over it. And that's not the sad part. No, the sad part is that some Americans (who aren't true Americans in my book) will actually bow down to the extremists and do what they want all because they're scared of what might happen. They don't fight back. Was America not founded by men who broke away from Britain and fought the king for their own freedom? Did they not build the successful country we know and love today? Did they not fight for their own country when they needed to fight? Or did they just stand back and take it?

Just something to think about. I'm not getting on just Comedy Central. Again, it probably was a better choice for them to play it safe and avoid a potential disaster. But the fact that we're even allowing these radicals to live in our country in the first place? Why? This is America, after all. Freedom of speech, no? And it's not like Matt and Trey go out of their way to just make fun of Islam. They're fair; they make fun of everyone. Again, we're in America, right? We don't stand by and let people tell us what to do, right? Right? We shouldn't. If you think we should, then... well... you're not really an American.

Maybe I'm a little too outspoken about this. But it's pretty much what I feel. Because if we're just going to lay on our back while we let these extremists dominate all because we're scared we'll get our heads blown off, instead of standing up and defending what we believe in and die for what we believe in, well then they deserve to take us over and take control.

America wasn't founded by people who backed down. It was founded on people who stood up to what they thought was wrong and made the changes themselves. They defended what they thought were their own rights as people, and that sure as hell shouldn't dare change now. Not when we have people like these in our country. We need to stand up and overcome or die trying.

That's all I'm going to say for now. And for those who aren't Americans... this could pertain to you as well. I'll be fair and not leave anyone out of this because I know some of you don't live in America. XD

For those who read, thank you. Even if you don't have the same views, don't take this as the word of God or anything. It's just my opinion.

-Soul

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The Other Side Of The Door by xEmerald Isle reviews
Trust is important in a relationship. Very important. When Cartman accuses Kyle of cheating on him with Kenny, Kyle is angry and hurt. He can't believe Cartman doesn't trust him... Oneshot. Kyman. For Soul Flash's birthday.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Kyle's a Man by Angelic Guardian reviews
Today is Kyle's bar mitzvah, which means he's officially become a man. Everyone knows men only want one thing. Cartman is his victim. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Stereotypes by moonlitelm reviews
Kyman, Style, and K2 drabbles. Fanfic is complete
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Lucky to Have You by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Sequel to I Can't Lose You. Kyle and Cartman have been together for a month now. Things are still a bit awkward between them, but they love being together regardless. Fluffy. Very, very fluffy. Rated T for a slightly heavy kissing scene.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
I Can't Lose You by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Kyle realizes that Cartman doesn't hate him as much as he thought when the other boy saves him from harm. But is there more to it that just friendship? Psh, of COURSE there is! Rated T because I said so.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,491 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
To Deanna by moonlitelm reviews
A story for my friend Deanna. Kyle and Eric are adults, living in New York. Kyle surprised Eric, with a thoughtful Christmas gift.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Accidentally by Angelic Guardian reviews
An unfortunate mishap ends up bringing our two favorite enemies a lot closer together. Oneshot. Friendship with a sprinkling of slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Let's Keep This a Secret by Angelic Guardian reviews
I loathe Eric Cartman. That's no secret. And up until tonight, I always knew he felt the same way about me. But all of that changes when he tells me something that he obviously never wanted me to know. Twoshot. Kyle's POV, then Cartman's. Mild slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,328 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Just Like Puppets by Angelic Guardian reviews
When a hypnotist comes to South Park Elementary, Cartman and Kyle finally seem to agree on something. That is, hypnotism is ridiculous, and it obviously doesn't really work. Well, they're both in for a surprise. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Dreams of Popcorn flavored lips by Loveless-Gin reviews
now that I think about it ever since that day his comments were nicer, his stares lingered too long, his shoulder touched mine more often during field trips, and his closed eyes faced me during movie filled nights... Kyman oneshot
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Fat Free by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Cartman comes to school... and he's no longer a fatass. Is it just his newest scheme in action, or is there more to it? One way or another, Kyle is content to watch him fail... even if, being gay, he has to admit how hot skinny Cartman is.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Eavesdropping by Just Another Crappy Writer reviews
Cartman is good at many things. One of those things is eavesdropping. SUCKY SUMMARY, please don't be discouraged by it. Rated T, so no parents will get mad at me.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
To Wash it All Away by icypinkpop reviews
Kyle finds refuge from the rain at Cartman's house one evening, emotionally wrecked by a souring experience from the person he considered his Super Best Friend. CartmanXKyle. COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
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Respect My Authority reviews
There's only one thing you can do when a Jew tries to mess with your mind: play some mind games yourself. After all, all's fair in love and war. Kyman, slash. Cartman's POV. Companion fic to Don't Touch Me.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,693 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Starcrossed Rivals reviews
Cartman wants to make the relationship work, but he isn't sure it will. Kyman! Fluff. Oneshot for Valentine's Day. T for lot of swearing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,259 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Jet Lag reviews
Kyman. Goodbyes are always hard. They're even harder for Kyle. Fluffy, fluffy, plain and simple. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Nightmare reviews
You don't know what you've got until you see it glued to some other guy. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Restraints reviews
“Goddammit, Jew...” Cartman breathed as he furiously began to work on Kyle's belt buckle, “Why'd you have to wear a goddamn belt today...?” Kyman. Graphic lemon. Contains whipping, rimming, frottage, dirty talk, masochism, and more.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,580 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Need You Now reviews
Kyle's guilt is crushing him; Cartman doesn't know what he did wrong. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
You Mean Too Much reviews
Cartman isn't so great at hiding his feelings from Kyle. One-shot. Cartman POV. Companion fic to OSN's I Can't Lose You. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,036 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Saturday Morning reviews
Kyman. Sequel to OverSweetNightmare's "Fat Free." Cartman just can't grasp the fact that Kyle's actually into him. So what does Kyle do? Reassure him, of course. Fluffy, one-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Cold reviews
Kyle regrets ever going to Cartman's house. One-shot. Kyman. Sequel to 'Fever.' Very, very fluffy.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Photograph reviews
Kyle goes to the last person he would ever ask for help. One-shot. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Fever reviews
Cartman gets an unexpected vistor when he's sick. One-shot. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Don't Touch Me reviews
When your life hits an all time low, things can't possibly get any worse, right? Not for Kyle Broflovski. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 116,474 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Rumors reviews
In highschool, rumors spread like wildfire. So when a rather disturbing rumor reaches Eric Cartman's ears, he's determined to find out the truth. What he doesn't realize is...maybe he does not WANT to learn the truth. Kyle/Cartman, Crack.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,022 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete