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Joined 07-14-09, id: 2008373, Profile Updated: 05-21-12
Author has written 3 stories for Death Note, and Harry Potter.

Hello! I'm Atticus. I write with my beagle/dachshund Teddy (Sir Theodore Bear), who likes to be near me and he provides excellent Muse qualities. Currently I do not have any major projects. I mostly just write one-shot fics. The ones that make it here are few and far between, but I do write them. I mostly write Harry Potter or Death Note fiction. It is always gay. I do not ship straight people (except for Ron and Hermione). I may not post much, but I read frequently. If I'm reading one of your posts, I may review it, just depending on my mood. I don't favorite until after I have completed a work. I'm indecisive like that.

I'm starting on a new project soon. No title. Draco/Harry. Draco tops. Post war. I try to keep them as in character as I can manage. There are no Nice!Malfoys here. No femme!Harrys either. I like my Draco to be suave and vindictive. I like my Harry to be blunt, outgoing, rash, and impulsive. While I am a fan of MPREG, there will not be any in this story.

Current Projects:

Firewhiskey and Dark Marks: This one is Draco/Harry. I've gotten a lot of nice feedback from this and I am working on the next installments presently. I'll be attempting to update this weekly. If any of you are interested in brit-picking or beta reading, please PM me. I'd be happy to talk to you. I've got the basics down, but it always helps to have a second (or third) set of eyes. I mean, my beagle isn't much help, seeing as he usually is sleeping while I write.

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Unwell by ImSuperSiriusGuys reviews
Draco Malfoy is a Potions Master, psychiatrist, accomplished Occlumens and Legillimens running a successful private mental and magical health business. Harry Potter is the hero of the wizarding world and Head Auror. When Harry is recommended to a place that can help him with his sleeping disorder, he's in for a surprise. Post-war era. HP/DM. (Co-written.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,428 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 11/22/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
Catfish by QueenyMidas reviews
After having gone to high school together and parted bitter rivals, Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter find themselves reunited under professional circumstances. They're hired to host MTV's hit show 'Catfish' together to track down answers about individual online romances. Along with their cases, they become invested in each other along the way. American muggle AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,936 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
When The Wolf Comes Home by QueenyMidas reviews
Remus Lupin has just died on the battlefield, survived by a son that isn't even biologically his. When he reaches the afterlife, it becomes apparent that even though his time on earth his done his story is certainly not over. Compliant with all Deathly Hallows canon. Remus/Sirius, James/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Before the Storm by QueenyMidas reviews
The story of the one year where war was only an abstract threat that soon turned to reality. Before that fateful night in 1981 quite a bit happened, and young graduates tried their best to build their lives (under the impression that they would have lives) after Hogwarts in terms of careers, marriages, and starting families. Explicit in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,424 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Worlds Apart by QueenyMidas reviews
In a muggle AU, Draco and Harry are left looking for magic in much more virtual places. For the both of them, the PC game World of Warcraft provides an outlet from their lives at school (where they're both still nasty rivals). When their characters meet in game and a romance blossoms, it's only a matter of time before they figure out who's on the other side of the computer screen.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,840 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
We Choose to go to the Moony by QueenyMidas reviews
Drabble, crack, oneshot. Sirius delivers JFK's famed 'We Choose to go to the Moon' speech after having fucked Remus with a bit of a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Shameless by QueenyMidas reviews
Coming around on his third year in the local Escort service, Draco gets a new client that surprises him. Harry Potter, after having dropped out of the Auror academy, finds his life without direction or meaning when he orders a helping hand. Along with an Auror investigation gone wrong, once-separated lives intertwine again in a mess of scandal and moral ambiguity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,356 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Big Fat Pureblood Wedding by QueenyMidas reviews
Chaos ensues after Harry proposes to Draco on their three-year anniversary. The two must plan a wedding around their fighting friends, warring families, and each other's stubbornness. EWE, post-war, disregarding Remus, Sirius, and Colin's deaths and the fact that gay marriage is not legal in the UK. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 180,151 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ostriches by RussianWolf7 reviews
Harry and the lot are back at Hogwarts for their final year, after the final battle. But Harry finds himself more ostracized than ever before, and finds an unlikely companion in Malfoy, also shunned. How will the others react to their friendship, and how long will it take the dense boys to realize they want more than that? Harry/Draco, canon Ron/Hermione, and Neville/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,288 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Best Christmas Ever by HARRYPOTTERlovesDRACOMALFOY reviews
Just some fluff because I got bored. Harry wakes up alone on Christmas, he could have sworn there was someone with him last night. What presents will he get?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
All These Lives by UndergroundValentine reviews
Draco Malfoy is barely getting by in life with a miserable marriage and a wonderful son. Harry Potter feels there is something missing from his perfect marriage and happy family. A chance bathroom meeting and a little honesty can change everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,259 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
I'll Cover You by UndergroundValentine reviews
Draco has a dream, Harry is a pervert. Being a married couple has its ups and downs, but it's a pretty good relationship. That is, until you're told you're pregnant. Warning: Adult material. Language, sexual content, pregnancy, crude humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,996 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Whispering by Queen-Asante reviews
Moments after the illegal banishment of Randall Boggs, Mike Wazowski makes a life changing decision to find him and bring him back. MikeXRandall Oneshot. Contains Slash including strong language and sexual themes but nothing over a teen/mature rating .
Monsters Inc. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Mike W., Randall B. - Complete
Impossible by PerfectPride reviews
Hermione/Bellatrix pairing. Bellatrix abducts Hermione and keeps her prisoner, but an ancient magic threatens to change both their lives in ways they never thought were possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 185,595 - Reviews: 1058 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Matt's Guide to Love, Dating, and Marriage by Skyskater reviews
If you want to get that special someone to look your way, this is the handbook for you. There's no REAL lemon, but many mentions of sex.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 67,122 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Matt, Mello
GoblinForged Steel by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry was perfectly fine shaving with magic, but apparently, he was "doing it wrong." MORE MATURE CONTENT? AGAIN? XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Constant Temptation by Dragonrider4000 reviews
L suspects that Light is Kira, but he is beginning to suspect that the man he has chained himself to is something more. Just who is Light underneath, and just who is L? What does this mean for their future? NO UNDERAGE READERS. Proofing under way. LightxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 300,611 - Reviews: 2438 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
How We Missed the Weasley Family Reunion by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Full title: 'How We Missed the Weasley Family Reunion, by Scorpius Malfoy, Aged 10 1/2.' Scorpius writes the most interesting primary school essays. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Caught by arineat reviews
What happens to Harry and Draco's platonic and professional relationship when they find that their son's relationship is nowhere near platonic or professional? HP/DM, AP/SM SLASH! Mature content! DH Epilogue Compliant - Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,620 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bus Ride by Mitsuuuu reviews
The boys are on a bus ride home, seated in the seats farthest towards the back - hand-in-hand. MattxMello. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3375 - Favs: 4,831 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13615 - Favs: 7,966 - Follows: 6,611 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
All Hail James Potter by juxtaposed reviews
All Hail James Potter, or Why You Should Both Take A Minute From Your Incessant Shagging To Thank Me, You Ungrateful Gits: A Letter to Mssrs. Sirius O. Black and Remus J. Lupin, from M. James D. Potter. James was really the matchmaker, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,999 - Follows: 359 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
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Firewhiskey and Dark Marks reviews
Harry Potter's marriage is ending. A chance meeting with Draco Malfoy has him realizing exactly how he can make his situation better. Draco/Harry. Strong sexual content for mature readers only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,052 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Mattology reviews
The world as we know it is run and designed by Matt. These are his explanations. Rated T for Matt's explanations which include some mild language, references to drugs and sex. Supernatural? Just 'cause it's the creation of the world.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Matt
Digital Chocolate reviews
Matt has been ignoring Mello because he's been busy hacking away at a computer. What will happen when Mello does gain Matt's attentions? MxM yaoi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete