Skippy the Hobolo
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Joined 07-15-09, id: 2008459, Profile Updated: 08-12-11

Gender: Female

Age: Not old (or skilled) enough to drink and drive.

Location:California.

Likes: fiction, manga, artwork, and food

Dislikes: football and people who think they're cool but are actually stupid idiots

Manga/Anime Likes: Bleach, FMA, D.Gray-Man, One Piece, Arago, Ao no Exorcist, World God Only Knows, Black Cat, +Anima, HETALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!, and many, many more... >.>

Book Likes: Inheretence Cycle (Eragon), Pendragon, and anything with a good cover.

Fave colors: Yellow. Purple. Blue?

Random Quotes:

Never knock on death's door. Ring the door bell and run like heck. He hates it.

When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in the eyes of your enemy.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

If you ever got an anime opening or end theme song stuck in anyone’s head, then copy this into your profile!

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

"I am the center of the universe" can be a legitimate claim. The universe is infinite, so there is a likely chance that, wherever you are, you are actually the center of it.

I copied this. It's hilarious.
Copied from the label on the back of an actual doormat:
This perfectly fine, if not adequate doormat is made from... (skip) ...
Important things you should know about your doormat:
Warning:Do not use mat as a projectile. Sudden acceleration to dangerous speeds may cause injury.
When using mat, follow Directions: Put your right foot in, put your right foot out, put your right foot in, and shake it all about.
This mat is not designed to sustain gross weight exceeding 12,000 lbs.
If mat begins to smoke, immediately seek shelter and cover head.
Caution: if coffee spills on mat, assume that it is very hot.
This mat is not intended to be used as a placemat. Small food particles trapped in fibers may attract rodents and other vermin.
Do not glue mat to porous surfaces, such as pregnant women, pets, and heavy machinery.
When not in use, mat should be kept out of reach of children diagnosed with CFED (Compulsive Fiber Eating Disorder).
Do not taunt mat.
Failiure to comply relieves the makers of this doormat, Simply Precious Home Decor, and its parent company, High Cotton, Inc., of any and all liability.

I Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.

Strange..isn't it=)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile

"FUUDDGGEEE!!" ...I like apples. If you like being random copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, and put it in your profile

If you aren't me, copy/paste this onto your profile

If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too:

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

For Death Note fans...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awsQS-ug7oM&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue8fM2FBL_A&feature=fvw

YEA TVTROPES!

So... 10-20-10

Hetalia Pairings-

RusxCan

GerxIta

ChibitaliaxHRE (HRE is Germany)

GiriPan

USUK

FrUK

Spamano

AmeCan (Okay, not as good as RusxCan, though)

And,

Well...

CanadaxWorld :3

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29653 - Favs: 15,855 - Follows: 14,273 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What Lies Beneath by Jazz's Girl reviews
Italy is a happy, go-lucky, naive, cowardly crybaby, but what if there is something lurking beneath the surface? A demon that not even Romano knows? What if Russia oversteps a boundary he didn't know exists? Italy-centric AU Human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,780 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 12/7/2010 - N. Italy, Germany, Holy Roman Empire
At Gate's Edge by Winds of Water reviews
Love's never easy as it is, but it's twice as hard when you're separated by life and death. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 366,719 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Old Souls by patricia.pc reviews
He died trying to save the universe... thousands of years in the future. Now he's back in his reincarnation of 1926. Meet Charles, one of the many reincarnations of Harry Potter. He comes to 1930 with big plans, none that involved Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 297,573 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14365 - Favs: 9,551 - Follows: 9,222 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Giving In by Artificial Starlight reviews
Besides their climate, Canada and Russia didn't think they'd have anything in common; they didn't care enough to find out. However, during this meeting, perhaps they'll get a chance and hopefully the experience will change them for the better.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,379 - Reviews: 2845 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
re S I N H E A R T by marmaroth reviews
Chapter Ten: "I'm a little girl with a broken arm and you can smell me, I'm human, I'm normal, right? Just take me to him. It's not like I'll be able to do anything in a room full of chimera and a homunculi!" OC world-insert, manga/Brotherhood. Pen name formerly nagashinokuro.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,191 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Edward E., Ling Y., Izumi C.
ゲヘナ並列 Gehena heiretsu by xxSweet Memory reviews
Gehena heiritsu or parallel Gehenna. Rin is accidentally sent to a parallel world, but this world is very different. This Satan has already almost taken it over by using this world's Rin as his vessel. Can our Rin help True Cross Order save this world?
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,329 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Rin O.
Twisted Time and the Shinigami Academy by Hollow Mashiro reviews
When Ichigo comes across a strange object in Urahara's basement, he is transported to the past when Rukia and Renji are entering the Shinigami Academy. Ichigo enrolls as well to prepare for the Winter War, but chaos loves to follow him... Time travel.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 113,586 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 1,956 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Ichigo K.
To Kill A Mockingbird by TheWeepingRaven reviews
They needed him. He was the only one to save them. But he wasn't the person they expected and hoped for when they did find him. He was no longer Harry Potter; no…he was Captain Jack Harkness. And he would be damned if that was going to change.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,820 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Jack H.
Demon's Daughter by Chase Ravencroft Tilton reviews
Saint Dane is the Demon Traveler now - but was it always so? Before the beast, there was a hero. Press Tilton's adopted daughter Chase, now an orphan once more, is about to learn that there are things worse than the death of a father: the betrayal of one.
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 213,812 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Saint Dane, Press T.
I Hold With Those Who Favor Fire by Flipspring reviews
In which Karkat, Terezi, and the ten other trolls land in the Harry Potter world and shenanigans ensue. /To complete a mission they cannot remember./ Currently on Hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,910 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Karkat V.
Joke by anodyneAvian reviews
Then Dave Strider had suddenly become a tribute for an event called The Hunger Games. It was some huge joke, a joke that left a bitter aftertaste in his mouth. They had wanted him to die. It was then Dave realized he was dealing with some sick people.
Crossover - Hunger Games & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Dave S. - Complete
Reality Seer (Challenge) by Midnighter 13 reviews
Who can you trust? and why? a challenge for writers who hate the old, Dumbles is manipulitive but doesn't do anything storyline. HP/LL Dark! but not evil Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,336 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
New Batteries by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
Sequel to Flashlight. "WELL, I NEVER LIKED YOU, EITHER. WHAT NOW, YOU STUPID SPARKLY EXCUSE OF A VAMPIRE?" Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,144 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Truth Of The Void by Quicquidlibet reviews
"I told you Brother, this world needs a traveling Doctor."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Alphonse E. - Complete
A Wizards War by Shinju90 reviews
Arthur Kirkland's magic has always been a bit wonky. After all, he never had anyone to teach him how! But after a careless joke by another nation he sets off to learn. Full Summary inside. Mentions of FrUK and UK/SS AU after GoF.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,941 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Severus S., England/Britain
Raising Harry Potter by waterrain reviews
England has entrusted baby Harry Potter into America's care and it was due to the fact that Harry would be safer in America rather than in England.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 19,047 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Harry P., America
Searching for Fine by Dayja reviews
Five times someone tried to "prove" to Sherlock that he wasn't actually asexual, and the one person to whom it didn't matter.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Loveless War by sweet-and-simple reviews
"I thought you ver an angel…" Mathew has found a stranger covered in blood in the snow. And, with the price of helping him, Mathew might just have to restart a war he hadn't even known occurred. AU fic, USUK, later mention of GiriPan, GerIta, RusCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,238 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Hungary birthday by UnhelpfulPanda reviews
2010-up 2011-late but up
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Hungary - Complete
World Powers by Drovenich reviews
A single mistake by England brings a virtual apocalypse down on the Earth. As the nations race to stop their new enemies, loved ones are lost and old enemies become new friends. Multiple pairings. Rated M for Violence, Language, and Sexual Situations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 178,630 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - N. Italy, America - Complete
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1786 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
I'm Denmark! Just Not from Around Here by SiZodiac reviews
SatW!Denmark and Hetalia!Matthias switched places, and now the already-frail-sanity of everyone from both worlds are being further threatened as things gradually spiral out of control. genre change.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Scandinavia and the World - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,610 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Denmark
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 2,753 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
A Cruce Salus by TheEvilMuffinToaster reviews
With every hope came a promise. With every promise came a lie. – GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Chrysalis by Drovenich reviews
America contemplates the facade of idiocy he's always worn for the world and all the consequences associated with it. Unfortunately, the alternative just might be worse. One Shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/12/2011 - America - Complete
When We Met by Semebay reviews
Arthur Kirkland's assignment that day was to take pictures of the crime scene. An easy enough job. Only that day, he found himself questioning life and death after forming an attachment with someone that was already gone. Human AU, first person
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,300 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Warnings in my eyes by Urikol reviews
Canada has lost against Russia in battle, What will Russia do to him?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,303 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Canada, Russia
Promenade by AvyQuinn reviews
Everything about the entire evening had been a display of polite pageantry, everyone else just as guarded as he. Until now. **Chibitalia/HRE one-shot with a dab of Austria and Hungary.**
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Holy Roman Empire, N. Italy - Complete
You are the Reason Why I Act like a Grumpy Old Man by WistfulStar reviews
"This is supposed to be my nice relaxing evening, and you just had to ruin it don't you? Well you know what Alfred, I'm gonna -censored for children-" A light, random msn conversation between our two favourite countries! Implied USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Games by HikariNamikaze reviews
Had he really been playing that game for three days? Or… was Arthur just pulling his leg? Alfred has been trying to ignore the voice in the back of his head, but that hasn't stopped it stating its opinions. Rated T for swearing by both parties
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/16/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Lucky Stroke by Verboten Byacolate reviews
"Ve, dog food is no good, but pasta will do nicely, si?" Germany/cat boy!Italy, AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
Nostalgic Remedies by onomatopoetical reviews
Time; an indistinct, unfathomable thing. Untouchable...but when teen detective Mitsuhiko is sent hurtling into his past, he breaks those barriers. Chances to save the dead arise, but is the loss worth the gain in the end? Is there death for this Paradox?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,549 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Mitsuhiko T.
I'll Drink To That by Lumoa reviews
"Romano, I love you." "Y-You don't mean that bastard...You're d-drunk!...You won't e-e-even r-remember this in the morning!" "Romano, if I do remember this, which I will, will you kiss me?" One-Shot, rated for light sexual content and Romano's mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
ALFRED F JONES: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an ALFRED F. JONES unit! We have provided this manual in order to ensure that you, the owner, get the very best that your unit has to offer...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/11/2010 - America - Complete
Tomato Kiss by Top Magician reviews
Antonio loves kissing his Lovi, and Lovi loves his tomatoes. So when you join them together...?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Patchwork by VioletLolitaPop reviews
Meet Alfred F. Jones, five years old. Dressed in a pair of blue denim overall shorts and a striped short sleeved shirt he looks exactly like all the other little boys on the playground. Alfred, however, is not like all the other little boys.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,263 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Canada's Cheesecake by Radio Static reviews
Oh Hungary, how do come to such conclusions? Awkward... This is rated K, but younger readers won't get it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Canada, Hungary
That Special Day by Still Dazzled reviews
Why the countries are no longer allowed to throw birthday parties. This is dedicated to kiduchiha. R&R pleases! My first Hetalia fic so please keep the flaming to a minimum.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Japan, Hungary - Complete
Mad World by ResidentPyromaniac reviews
And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad; the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had... Songfic featuring Snapped!Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Canada, America
MATTHEW WILLIAMS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a MATTHEW WILLIAMS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit, we have provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Canada - Complete
It's Raining Men, Hallelujah by Asuka Kureru reviews
Conan already has some kind of corpse magnet power, but when Heiji is in his orbit the corpses actively come to them. From above. Witness.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 104 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Heiji H. - Complete
End by The Prettiest Frog in the Pond reviews
Envy lets it slip to a captive Edward why he really hates him, and Edward doesn't know what to do... angst, tragedy. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Edward E., Envy - Complete
Random encounters by Snoring Tiger reviews
Pac-man is getting bored of staying in his maze. So what happens and where does he go when he escapes? I think it's a crack-fic but I can't tell. Randomness ensues!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Pac-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Pac-Man - Complete
The Fullmetal Alchemist Mary Sue Alphabet by Jackie Coffey reviews
A is for Abby, who's just ten years old...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 2,847 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Who REALLY Started Ishbal by Areus Bookworm reviews
Title explains it all. Guess it could be considered crackfic to the judgemental. Contains mild spoilers from Volume 13. Written with the fake preview of Volume 10 from Volume 9 in mind.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
Act Your Age by TimelessTears reviews
Allen accidentally gets doused with a deaging potion and everyone learns he was anything but sweet. Allen's snarky, Kanda's himself, Lenalee's helpful, and Ravi schemes to show a 10 year old Allen how to have fun.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,902 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Allen Walker
FELICIANO VARGAS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just decided to purchase a FELICIANO VARGAS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, have the greatest possible time with your new unit, we've included this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/12/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
Treatment by Chalupakabra reviews
Tino is a young psychology major, well known for being kind and eager to help others with their issues, but less so for his habit of profiling "patients" on campus. His therapist's eye has fixed on Berwald, but will he be the one who ends up on the couch?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,432 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sweden, Finland
Queen and Country by Mystical Magician reviews
When England escapes Voldemort, his thin veneer of gentility is stripped away to reveal the savage, bloodthirsty conqueror. One way or another, he will see the death of the Dark Lord. And he will laugh.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/8/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Outcast by Angelsaurus reviews
How could this school, this St. Hetalia Academy, be so universally lauded when I had never heard it spoken of before? It sounded more like a secret society than a school to me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 127,566 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Dating Advice for Germans and Americans by ElapsingSpiral reviews
Ludwig and Alfred have one thing in common: questionable taste in the people they turn to for expert dating advice. Novel length and complete. G/It, US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,065 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - England/Britain, America
Faucet by death by storm reviews
As America collapsed, Canada couldn't help but wonder if he had done it deliberately or if it was just an accident.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Canada, Russia - Complete
YAO WANG: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just purchased a YAO WANG unit. In order to ensure you the best time with him, we've provided this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/18/2010 - China - Complete
ARTHUR KIRKLAND: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just invested in an ARTHUR KIRKLAND unit. We've provided this manual to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/10/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased a GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT unit! We have provided this manual, in order to ensure that you, the owner, make the most of your unit...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Prussia - Complete
YONG SOO IM: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! For whatever reason, you have decided to purchase a YONG-SOO IM unit from us, and in order to ensure that you, the owner, can unlock your unit's full potentials, this manual has been provided...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/25/2010 - South Korea - Complete
Your Son by Bookwrm389 reviews
"I'm not your father. It's not fair that you can affect me this much." A military function becomes a nightmare when Ed accidentally takes a poisoned drink meant for Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,472 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 138 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
IVAN BRAGINSKI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an IVAN BRAGINSKI unit. This manual has been provided to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Russia - Complete
Warehouse 13 by single girl seeks good pizza reviews
In episode 37, Roy Mustang and his comrades search for the legendary "Warehouse 13." Little do they know, they are about to ruin one of the most dramatic climax scenes in anime history.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Complete
The Ultimate Weapon by JiseiHakushaku reviews
It's time for the final battle. It's time to stop Father. Contains spoilers from the FullMetal Alchemist Manga. Crack.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Edward E., America - Complete
Common Interests by Stitchez reviews
Sometimes you think you know an Italian. Sometimes a mask can fool even the scariest Nation. And sometimes, through certain circumstances, you can learn you have some common interests - like the mafia and beating up snitches. Russia/N.Italy. Violence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/26/2010 - N. Italy, Russia
Family Night by Nisha Tsukino reviews
Family time is for getting closer with your family... NO FRANCE NOT THAT CLOSE! France/Canada/America/England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/23/2010 - France, Canada - Complete
Ianto Jones or Harry Potter? by Hope Night reviews
Ianto has secrets that go past Lisa. That goes into a world of mystery and magic. The secret? He was once Harry Potter. Now the Wizarding world wants their savior back. Something Ianto isn't sure he can be anymore. How can Jack help? Janto
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,745 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 961 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Harry P., Jack H.
Awakening by Gemini Star01 reviews
During WW2, Nazi doctor Josef Mengele conducted experiments on identical twins. Alfred and Matthew, taken as prisoners of war, were delivered to his program. A rescue is on its way, but it won’t be soon enough to stop the nightmares...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,064 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 4,904 - Follows: 893 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Surviving You by Ellcrys reviews
Phoenix's life falls into disarray after Zak's trial. Luckily, he's found someone in the aftermath who will help him get back on his feet, who will support him and never leave him... and that might not be such a good thing after all.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,717 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Phoenix W./Nick, Kristoph G. - Complete
Cast a Dark Shadow by TechnoRanma reviews
On a cold dark night, Canada meets a strange man… who makes him a promise. Canada and General Winter
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Canada, General Winter - Complete
Darkness' Embrace by Sushi Chi reviews
Shawn didn't think he could bleed that much blood...
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
Caught In A Ladder by Sinnatious reviews
A chance encounter with Ogata and a slip of the tongue turns Hikaru into a victim of Sai's success. What is he supposed to do when even the truth won't save him?
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,337 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Vietnam by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot Shaggy goes to the funeral of an old friend and reveals a bit of his past.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 130 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 2,292 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete