Flaring Rhythm
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Joined 07-15-09, id: 2008856, Profile Updated: 08-23-10
Author has written 13 stories for Skulduggery Pleasant series, and Twilight.

Well hello there :D

I, if you haven't already worked it out, am Flaring Rhyhtm, and I'm slightly ever so obsessed with Skulduggery Pleasant.

I'm a proud Valduggery supporter :D Sign the petition by going to chapter 105 of my Songfic, or go to my Bebo page-

RIGHT. So I absolutely adore the Skulduggery Pleasant Series :D It's my life, quite basically :B

The Fact File of Flaring Rhythm

Movies- Twilight Saga, Alice in Wonderland, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, Irobot, Toy Story 1,2,3 , Killers, Paranormal Acivity, Human Centipede, and many more I cannot think of at this moment in time XD

Food- Pizza, Ice-cream, cheese and cucumber sandwiches, Chocolate, coco pops.

My catchphrase- I lick windows

Favourite catchphrase- Anything from Skulduggery Pleasant :D

Favourite book- Have a guess. Go on. SKUlDUGGERY PLEASANT SERIES.

Favourite bands in no order- General Fiasco, The Killers, Linkin Park, Kasabien, Paramore, Panic! At the Disco, Fall Out Boy, Arctic Monkeys, Vampire Weekend, You Me At Six, All Time Low, Cobra Starship, Biffy Clyro, Bombay Bicycle Club, Muse, Kids In Glass Houses, Scouting For Girls, Now Now Every Children, Papar Route, Train, Sugarland, Mumford & Sons, The Temper Trap, Kings of Leon,

Favourite singers- Paolo Nutini, Kate Nash, Jack Johnson, P!nk, Lady GaGa, Florence + The Machine, Ellie Goulding.

Personality- Absolutely totally nuts

Stubborn

As

Hell

: ) FLETCHER_RENN

give me envy give me malice
give me your attention
give me envy give me malice
baby give me a break

ValXSkul

I xxchavs, orange makeup, pink, time, people telling me what to do, religeon, rules, uniform, O_o prejudgment, exams, when your family fights, school, authority figures, cliff hangers, when your not let in on secrets, when people back stab, CLIFFHANGERS ON AWESOME BOOKS, when something bad happens to awesome fictional charactersO_o I ...music, SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT SERIES, anything to do with Alice in wonderland , tim burton, ice skating, reading, fanfiction, writing, converse, concerts, music , singing, tatoos, scrubs, drama, my friends, my family, VALDUGGERY, books, romance, punk, my guitar, being imaginative, dublin, rain, irish and welsh accents, drawings, night, dark, city lights, night life, photography, being with friends, the park, town, shopping, hollister, my laptop, sarcasm, chocolate, laughing, fire, bentleys, weird things, being myself, action, danger, swimming, eyeliner, skinny jeans, hats, clothes, twilight saga, team edward, diet coke, humour, being annoying, russel howard, penguins

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Best days ever

12/12/09

11/04/09

1/4/10

6/4/09

31/3/09

2/10/10

9/10/10

18/12/10

2/9/10

13/9/10

22/6/10

I gave up Jesus for lent

I never finish anyth

Have a nice cup of shut the hell up

I love math- 1+1=11

Trust me. I'm a Jedi.

Jesus Saves- passes to Noah- He shoots! He scooores!

Bad spellers of the world, UNTIE!

I reject your reality and substitute my own

Im not short! Just fun size.

Welcome to the dark side. Why are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Global warming killed Frosty

Screw world peace- I want a pony

The police never think its as funny as we do

Forget love- I'd rather fall in chocolate

Dyslexics have more nuf

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minuet of it.

I don't get drunk, I get awesome

That's what she said

I love cats. But I can't eat a whole one.

Fang Banger

Severus- found it yet?

SIRIUS- no- will baileys do for now?

SEVERUS- HELL no!

SIRIUS- are you sure whiskey is a good idea?

SEVERUS- sure- flaring'll never no

SIRIUS- good enoguh for me grabs bottle of whiskey from flarings cupboard and they run for it

next one!

FLARING- jeesh- that was scary

SHAKRA- skulduggery was NOT happy

FLARING- got that freakin right- thanks for covering me- NEVER again will i say he's perfect for val- EVER.

SHAKRA- dont mention it- i mean, what are friends for?

FLARING- i dont know

SHAKRA- pauses neither do i...

next!

DEATH- did you close the portal?

EDWARD CULLEN- did i what?

DEATH- stiffens you DID close the faceless ones portal didnt you?

EDWARD- shakes head i didnt know where the key was

DEATH- bangs head of steering wheel there isnt a key! YOU USE A TELPORTER!!

EDWARD- oh. looks up as faceless one looms over car

DEATH- oh hell.

NEXXXT!

VALKYRIE- i swear to god! you are such a sissy!

BELLA- at least im not a freak!

VALKYRIE- bite me

BELLA- gladly

VALKYRIE- at least i dont freakin SPRAKLE!

BELLA- your the one whos dating a skeleton!

VALKYRIE- pauses what?

BELLA- you heard me- your dating a skeleton

VALKYRIE- are you mocking my boyfriend?

BELLA- i think thats what im applying

VALKYRIE- your gonna regret that launches herself at bella

next!

SERPINE- hows it hangin?

SCAPEGRACE- Ok! stop with the mocking! i didnt know cain would be able to hang on to the edge of the tower! it was my first time i tried to kill her- come on!

SERPINE- TRIED to kill her huh?

SCAPEGRACE- at least im not dust

SERPINE- shut up.

last one!

FLETCHER- how do you get your hair to stay like that?

EDWARD- i dont know

FLETCHER- well could you turn me into a vampire and we can see if its a vampire thing?

EDWARD- raises eyebrow and walks away

actually, more.

FLARING- stands there looking angry at scapegrace and serpine who are fighting just screw eachother dammit!

SCAPEGRACE- i will NOT screw him!

SERPINE- I agree!

FLARING- look-me an shakra have already agreed you should screw so screw, assholes, screw!

MORE!

FRED PERRY- sirius, wheres severus? he escaped from shakras desk using an enchanted vaccum!

SIRIUS- i told shakra not to leave enchanted vaccums around. i think sevs in his bed. with iris.

FRED PERRY- dear GOD too much information! WHERES THE WHISKEY?

MORE!

SKULDUGGERY- maybe...maybe their just kidding? looks at computer screen again at bebo page at comment that shakra and flaring sent

VALKYRIE- if that shakra girl and that flaring rhythm one were kidding about coming to anoy us- then WHY are they coming up the drive way in ridiculous black tail coats and top hats?!

SKULDUGGERY- uh...

VALKYRIE- oh for gods sake- why do they have dancing crabs?!

SKULDUGGERY- RUN

SOME SORTA QUIZ THING

WHATS YOUR AMBITION- well. finally choose a deamon, laugh at azlan,recruit some fromage fighters for the battle of magnebosh pine, find skulduggery pleasant and eternally annoy him, make derek put valduggery in the sacred books of sacredness from somewhere sacered, go live in fork and just piss them all of,and many other thinsg which are just random shit basically.

IF YOU HAD 10 KIDS-WHAT WOULD THEY BE CALLED?- good fuck! ten kids? well, edward, stephanie, bella, emmett, alice, rosalie, fletcher, pixie, jacob, and hayley! (SUCH a twilgiht addict!)

Try this, it's quite entertaining XD

Step 1.

Put your ipod on shuffle

Step 2.

For every question you must press the next button to get your answer

Step 3.

IF SOMEONE ASKS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY

Starstrukk-3OH!3 (...yes...)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY

i kissed a girl- katy perry (er...im outgoing? NOT LESBIEEEENN!!)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL

monsters-new moon soundtrack-hurricane bells (rrriigghhtt...)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY

fences- paramore (er...)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE

Bulletproof- la rounx (W.T.F)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO

paint it black- rolling stone (just...no.)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU

brick by boring brick- paramore (fricking awesome song...fricking awesome person...:D )

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN

Poker Face- lady gaga (what?...)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND(S)

Cops and Robbers- the Hoosiers (huh?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE

Undisclosed desires- Muse (oohh...kinky)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY

bellas lullaby- new moon soundtrack ( im like bella...?)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU

theres a good reason these tables are numbered honey, you just havent thought of it yet- panic!at the disco (wha?)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING

undisclosed desires- muse ( i LOVE that song!)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL

meet me on the equinox- new moon soundtrack- death cab for cutie

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS

what a catch, donnie- fall out boy (beautiful awesome perfect song, beautiful awesome perfect friends : 3 )

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN

dont you know who i think i am?- fall out boy (...)

HOW WILL YOU DIE

one foot wrong- p!nk (so i'll die cause i get my footing wrong and fall of a cliff or something...cool!)

WHAT IS ONE THING YOU REGRET

Bad Influence- p!nk (what...)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH

This aint a scene, its an arms race- fall out boy (...indeed...)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY

its all your fault- p!nk (wha??)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED

i'm not alone- calvin harris (...)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST

Holler til you pass out- 3OH!3 (...)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU

21 guns- greenday (er...im guessing thats a no then?)

IF I COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE

im not crazy- the residents (i am, actually. very.)

THE NEXT SONG WILL BE YOUR SUBJECT

i write sins not tradgedies- panic! a t the disco (i LOVE THIS SONG! :D)

Twilight Confession-I will name my children after the Cullens

Everybody say fuck the club fuck the club

Welcome aboard the Cobra Starship the time is exactly 3OH!3 and it's the Vampire Weekend. Our destination is Owl City, leaving from Empire of The Sun and we will be arriving at You Me At Six. Please keep calm and Panic! At The Disco because this is going to be a General Fiasco. The onboard meal is Black Eyes Peas.

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His and Her Broken Bones by NerdySkeleton reviews
Oneshots and goofy little stories involving any and all Skulduggery Pleasant characters I mostly wrote when I was 13-15. Sorry about that. Mostly Valduggery, too. Not sorry about that. Thanks for reading!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 119 - Words: 120,358 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 5/25/2009
Random Randomness by ElizabethSnow17 reviews
(Discontinued) A series of one-shots about failed experiments, incidents, ridiculous situations, and anything exploding. (Note: all were written very early on in the series.)
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Warlock's Apocolypse by rhosgotskulled reviews
Set after 'Playing with fire.' When a high profiled mage gets beheaded, Skulduggery and Valkyrie must find out who did and why. But they have to go over lots of obstacles, and Skulduggery has competition. This is a big epic, hope you enjoy it.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,015 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Complete
And she died by Arabella Blue-Dusk reviews
Valkyrie Cain dies. In each of these chapters I kill her off, seeing all the different ways she can die.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,554 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Skulduggery Pleasant Drabbles by YayForMagicDetectivesAndStuff reviews
My first Skulduggery Pleasant drabble series :D D Some O/Cs, some craziness and a bit of seriousness. (Seriously guys most of these are a few years old so they're a bit rubbish but the later ones should be better!)
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 15,880 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 2/17/2010
I Wanna Play A Game by FracturedLittleWishes reviews
As the title suggest for all you horror movie fans, this has a little to do with Saw. In my own way. Rated T 'coz I want to if you do not agree please tell me . After what was supposed to be a fun night in, things go wrong for Valkyrie and her boyfriend.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,664 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Fletcher R.
Valduggery Drabble's by DuskTillDawn95 reviews
Back in action! For now anyway
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 9,016 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 5/16/2009
The Ava Watson Verse 1: Paved with love by KeelieThompson1 reviews
Five year old Ava Watson's life is changed forever when her Daddy's old friend comes calling. S/J slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,497 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Edge of Heaven by GhostKiss reviews
In which Sherlock and Watson have to pretend to be a couple for a case, but its all feeling very real to John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
200 Drabbles from 221b by JuliaxAnne reviews
attempt at 200 prompt challenge from livejournal. hopefully daily updates. mostly John/Sherlock. genre and rating will vary.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Fandom Who Waited by samlicker113 reviews
Meta, AU. A series of oneshots as Ms. Fandom waits for Sherlock to come back... Rated T for drug references.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011
Poppling by iphis16 reviews
A snippet of fanfiction for every day of the year 2011. No particular pairings kept to.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 365 - Words: 53,369 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
Lost love by Sugar Coating reviews
Vulduggery
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,895 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Crack by TheDeliquent9 reviews
WARNING CONTAINS SERIOUS CRACK! Well we all know a life with Skulduggery and Valkyrie wouldn't be normal. Rated T because I think Skulduggery is a pervert. Valduggery with a tad of Ghanith.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 20,361 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Valduggery, Ghanith, and a whole lot of revelation by LythiaHarpen reviews
It's Valduggery, Ghanith, and Fletchia galore! Fights, weddings, amusement, general mayhem, and a whole lot of OC's! Songfics, madness, Flaring and romance are sure to equal a lot of laughter!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 99 - Words: 79,540 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009
Confession of a Skeleton by SkulduggeryCain reviews
Skulduggery and Valkyrie secretly love each other... Will they ever have the courage to own up to their admirations? Or will they just flirt all the time? Let's see...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,360 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
The Bright Side by FreedomxSparks reviews
Inspired by Mademise Morte's calenders, I try my very best-est to add a cheery lil mini-fic everyday. Warning: May contain Crack couples and bizare goings on. Rated T
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 189 - Words: 10,694 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011
Tibbits on the life of Valduggery! by TheBlueBottle reviews
Little stories on Valduggery and Ghanith! Blah blah...you guys know the rest! R/R please! Rated T for lots of stuff! XD
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,621 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/20/2009
A Bouquet For You by ArtsyChick reviews
Flowers symbolize a variety of things, from love to honesty to rejection; in this case, they are symbols in a series of oneshots featuring the cast of "Skulduggery Pleasant" and varying degrees of Valduggery-ness.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,922 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Random Pieces of My Mind by REn cI ShA ShoU. Mercy-Killer reviews
Random things and insane stories from the mind of yours truly.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 23,159 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010
Little Surprises by Crystal Rosen reviews
Sequel to Mackinac Island Mayhem. Skulduggery and Valkyrie are sent back to the island for another problem, but Valkyrie seems to have bigger problems than a couple rogue vampires. Sorry this sucks and it might change...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,994 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010
Guilty Pleasure by letthesongtakeflight reviews
"Valkyrie Cain, you're my guilty pleasure." "Skulduggery Pleasant, you're my guilty pleasure, too." A collection of Valduggery oneshots. May canon-ball. Don't like, don't read.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,166 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - [Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.]
A Surprise, To Say The Least by BlaineRedVientistWatson reviews
A special fic for a certain someone! Read and review, please! ONE-SHOT
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Complete
Unlikely Friends: Drabbles From a Horse Freak by Skulhead Clan reviews
Stolen artifacts and wrong turns lead to an accidental friendship. Valkyrie Cain had no intentions ever becomming a horse owner, but when she stumbles across a malnurished 2 year old colt, everything changes. Guarantied to make you laugh, cry, smile and gasp.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
A few random oneshots about Valduggery and Ghanith by herp-di-derp reviews
Just random Valduggery oneshots. Enjoy :D Title and summary is changed by the way. Please R&R :D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 34,861 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009
Valkyrie's Dream by HarmonyB reviews
Valkyrie Cain has always thought of Skulduggery as just a friend, but when she is sent back in time to when Skulduggery was a living man, her feelings for him grow from friendship to something more. VC/SP ON HIATUS
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
A Skeletal Romance by Kribu reviews
Valkyrie knows what she likes, and in this case, she likes Skulduggery. A whole lot. A Skulduggery/Valkyrie romance, rated M for a very good reason. Be warned: Skulduggery is very much a skeleton here. If the idea squicks you, don't click.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P. - Complete
DRABBLES 'N' ERRRRRRRRRRR STUFF! x by Arabella Blue-Dusk reviews
lots of fight scenes will appear hopefully , maybe some romance, some friendship etc OH..... and lots of randomness! sorry if anyone has done anything like the contained storys/ chapters before. Plz review and give me sum ideas on what to do! ENJOY! x
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,988 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009
Dark Before Dawn by The Immortal Duet reviews
Valkyrie and Skulduggery fight side by side, as always. Even as they face two simultaneous murderers, they will stand together. Honestly, though, how much longer can they bear to still be so far apart? Valduggery.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 6,314 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
One and Only by Druna Malgood reviews
Short, Skulduggery Pleasant related one-shots with all kinds of different pairings, like Valduggery, Fletcheryie, Ghastith, Chinduggery etc. Beware of some Mortal Coil Spoliers.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
My Dark Days by Basic-bookworm reviews
My version of Dark Days, War, the skull is stolen right from under Valkyrie's nose, aliens, long lost sisters a row with the 'rents, evil reflections. Valduggery. /ADOPTED/
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,585 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010
The Skeleton In Her Closet and other drabbles by LittleMissSkull reviews
Drabble time everyone! Friendship, parings and songs! A lot of song drabbles, 'cause I like writing them so much...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,005 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009
Sanguinary Island by HarmonyB reviews
It is agreed Billy-Ray Sanguine will be the one to track Valkyrie down and kill her. But when he takes her to an island, he plans to deal with her HIS way, where she can't escape. Skulduggery is desperate to get his Valkyrie back before it is too late.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
We Love You, Valkyrie Cain by NotSorry reviews
It was like, when she was fighting, her inner awesomeness was channelled through her fists.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Skulduggery Pleasant Attack of the Killer Nuns by Jayde Phoenix reviews
Valkrie starts at a family reunion, and finishes with fighting for her life... i know which one i'd rather, not the reunion lolz enjoy.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2010
To Seduce a Skeleton by NerdySkeleton reviews
Valkyrie Cain is no average Casanova, so she has to wonder what she can do to get the great Skulduggery Pleasant. Between her diary ramblings and battles between crazed spiritual fanatics, she wonders if she'll ever get the guy. Rated T for violence.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,339 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
Tamed by Skulduggery Skellington reviews
A Valduggery based story. One of my first posted to this site. M for graphic scenes to come and language. A pair I have grown fond of having been quite successful in writing this fan fic. Enjoy
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,083 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009
Skulduggery Pleasant: The Endless Night by DelphianBleak reviews
'Sure, what harm could a small red box do' Well, they find out... Again and again. This is going to be one long night for the Detectives and Mage Delphian Bleak, but honestly, how much do YOU think a small red box could do? Would you imagine this? R&R\
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Skulduggery Pleasant: Death Circle by LythiaHarpen reviews
Skulduggery and Valkyrie have several dangerous new opponents. The same as always, right? Except they also have another problem - one they never forsaw. Valduggery.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010
Changes by DuskTillDawn95 reviews
Sequel to Midnight: People from the past are reunited and an old enemy raises to destroy it all.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,300 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009
The Inevitable Conversation by Catwings1026 reviews
Anyone who has ever had an overprotective brother or hovering dad can guess what this one is about... and since Val is sound asleep, it's just Fletcher and Skulduggery for a very simple chat.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Complete
Because of You by REn cI ShA ShoU. Mercy-Killer reviews
Valduggery, this is Valduggery. Well, Wreathkyrie and then major drama Valduggery. "Because of you, I died, and now I live again."
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010
Slow Motion by Druna Malgood reviews
When things change, people change. Valkyrie and Skulduggery see this happening on a daily basis but they really didn't expect to see a change in a certain annoying, blonde friend of theirs. Fletcherie, Ghastith and a little Valduggery.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Skulduggery P.
From Now On We Are Enemies by Druna Malgood reviews
Temporary Hiatus "Alice, if you don't open this door I will chop off your head, stick it on a pole, light a bonfire and dance around it half naked." "Well the half-nakedness sound's alluring." came a smooth, velvet voice that was definitely not Alice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,066 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Darkness Kills by NotSorry reviews
SEQUEL TO DARK DAYS! Will Skulduggery find out who Darquesse really is? READ!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010
A Bag of Old Bones by Catwings1026 reviews
My ninth grade sociology teacher always told us to marry our best friends, if at all possible. Skulduggery and Valkyrie, however, need to understand their relationship a bit better before it can get to that. ValDuggery, Ghanith, future setting.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
Mackinac Island Mayhem by Crystal Rosen reviews
When Skulduggery and Valkyrie are called to Mackinac Island for a "ghost" problem, their quick little trip turns out to be more than what they bargained for.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,036 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010
Stability by annie.of.belle reviews
Spoilers for Dark Days which i have part read! up to page 304 - almost there! Someoe contemplates their future, telling you more would ruin it for those who havent read it! MAJOR DARK DAYS SPOILERS!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Skul, Where Are You Taking Me? by happylandfill reviews
Skulduggery abruptly shows up at Valkyrie's house and decides that he's taking her on a road trip, but how long can they hold off the arguments? Where is he taking her? Slight Valduggery, but not much.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009
Silence Speaks Volumes by NerdySkeleton reviews
It's always the silent ones who have something to hide. . . Rated T, but later chapters will be marked M. Read and review if you please. Now complete!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,375 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
Collection of Songfics by annie.of.belle reviews
Taking requests for songs, bands/artists, pairings het or slash , themes, etc. please keep it T, people, or i wont be able to write it. Next chapters up, duh so... read! pwetty pwease?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009
Till Death Do Us Part by Morrigan Darrows reviews
valkyrie looks back on her best and worst memories.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2009
A surprise to remember by herp-di-derp reviews
When Skulduggery gets sucked into the portal, Valkyrie refuses to leave Gordon's house. Twenty-years on, she still regrets not telling Skulduggery her feelings for him, until her friends decide it's time to help. Bad summary, two-shot Valduggery! R&R :D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete
Oh, Sweet Valkyrie by annie.of.belle reviews
Writen for my 7DOB, day 1. Someone thinks about someone else. femslash. T cause everything is T. Tagedy cause .... you'll find out inside.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
A Series of 'Pleasant' Events by rhosgotskulled reviews
these are amusing collection of stories and happenings of the greatest Detective ever, Skulduggery Pleasant! Hope you enjoy
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,244 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009
Anniversary by Lady Alyss reviews
This is my ULTIMATE expression of Valduggery. Gets pretty heave, rated M for reasons you'll find later on... heh heh... So yeah, ultiamteness :D Enjoy....
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Complete
Drama's And Adventure's by KND4 reviews
All is not well on a sunny day in Dublin. Apart from school, Valkyrie is dealing with her own issues. Skulduggery, as usual will be the hero. Or will he?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,388 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009
101 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
Updated! The Weasley twins’ legacy has inspired some hopeful new pranksters – most of which include the socially unaware, mentally defiant, and of course, the tragically naïve. And since Filch has been denied his whipping rights…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007
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Inner Lunatic reviews
Part 2 of The Smiling Detective! Witty detectives Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain lead, to say the least, very interesting lives. This is a look into aspects of Skul and Val's life together, be it their adventures or everyday goings-on, through songficlets. Mainly Valduggery (not necessarily in a bf/gf way), with a side of Ghanith and pure bloody insanity throughout. Enjoy!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,106 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
The Smiling Detective reviews
Friends, family, laughter, romance. Through the good times, the bad times, and, indeed, the slightly strange times, friends are there for eachother. Skulduggery and Valkyrie are there for eachother. Good lord. Valduggery/Fletchyrie/Ghanith/Others. Songfic
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 152 - Words: 101,804 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009
To Shuffle Off reviews
All the visions end the same. I die. I just want to be strong enough to save my family. I want to save my loved ones, my friends. I want to defeat the unimaginable evil. But when the evil is me? Thats when it gets tough. Valduggery.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,949 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010
Things I should not do but will anyway reviews
I should not write Fanfictions that deprive Skulduggery Pleasant of his dignity, but will anyway... Oneshot, I think...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2010
I Sometimes Wonder reviews
Bella Swan has a good life. It's not normal, per say, but it's good. The people in her life are good too. Well, mostly. A look into the thoughts and situations of anyone and everyone. Twilight just got...curious...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009
Everyday the Valduggery Way reviews
Everyday in our lives is usually the same, boring thing. But when you throw in some magic, a skeleton and some strange friends, it makes the days more...interesting. Lets just hope the police don't catch us anytime soon... Valduggery, Ghanith
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 18,041 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009
Living the Story reviews
When Rylee discovers that characters from her favourite book series really do exist, she decides to help them using the knowledge from the books. But will everything go to plan when Skulduggery and Valkyrie decide to confront the author? Valduggery.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/19/2010
Trust Nobody, Suspect Everybody reviews
When the team is called out to France to investigate a series of murders,they have no idea what they've gotten themself into...Problem is,the threat is closer to them than they think.Oh,did I say threat?I meant threats.Trust nobody, suspect everybody...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010
New Perspective reviews
A different look at the series, a different way of telling the story, and different happenings occur. Ever wondered what it would be like if some things had or had not happened? The point of view changes and so does the plot...occasional Valduggery :D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010
The Orphanage reviews
The orphange of 'Safe Haven' holds secrets of darkness,disturbing happenings,and dark echoes of dark children.Can Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie cain save everything before it's too late? Or will it all fall? Some major Valduggery 8D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009
Sometimes I Lick Windows reviews
Flaring Rhythm, Druna Malgood, and Shakra Flame. Sounds scary already. Add arrest warrantees,romance,and the Skulduggery Pleasant gang, and things just get ever so slightly insane. Skulduggery's life just got interesting... Valduggery ;
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010
Feelings and Thoughts reviews
Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain. Sigh. Everyone knew it would happen, except themselves... Short oneshots on everyone's feelings and thoughts and actions on the situation. This is going to be...amusing...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009
He'll be back reviews
Nobody believed it. Nobody wanted to. Skulduggery Pleasant was gone. Most likely dead. And nobody could do anything about it. Well, that's what they thought... Valduggery. Fluff. Whatever else you care to desire.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009