Poll: So far how do you like my book? Vote Now!
Author has written 1 story for Pirates of the Caribbean.
I am in the process of moveing to another house so it'll be a while before I make more chapters.
The Way we Roamed (Chapter One: Not started)
While watching Bakugan on TV Reimu gets sucked into the TV. Well so does her rival Barry. Well the brawlers are grown up now and Runno and Dan think Reimu is their daughter, Jamie. With Barry as "Jamie's" partner a pyrus draganoid things get complicated as Jamie tries to make sure at least one of them gets home.
Pokegirl Chronicles (Chapter One: Not started)
Starr cant believe what just happened! Her house was burned down by her father and now she has to go on her pokemon with her neighbor and friend Garry. Now, Garry has to use his extensive knowledge to help find a cure for Starr's newfound power of being able to turn into any pokemon she comes into contact with.
One Day You'll be P.R.O.U.D
Reimu is overwhelmed. She's a little slow on her ninjutsu skills. That wouldn't be so bad if her mother wasn't a famous ninja of the Snow village, but she's living in Konoha now with her dad, and things are great until the girls that pick on her find out about her impressive family tree, now she has to turn everything around to earn the respect of a ninja and prove she is her mother's daughter.
"Don't blame me for getting scientific facts wrong. I grew up in Arizona and Florida, the 50th and 48th ranked states in education. Our school system was so ghetto we once took a field trip to Walmart. I'm not kidding."
You know its going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Education is important. Although school is another matter entirely.
Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
Music is love in search of words.
Always forgive your enemies, it's the best way to annoy them out of their minds.
I used to be normal, until I met those freaks I now call my best friends.
I ran with scissors and lived!
I don't obsess. I just think intensely.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
The knack of flying is attempting to fall . . . and missing the ground.
Somebody needs a happy meal.
I find the phrase "Good Morning" an oxymoron.
Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends," is like your dog dying, and your mom saying you can keep it.
You're just jealous that the little voices are talking to me.
I knew something was wrong when my imaginary friends would talk to me.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense
My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.
Never knock on Deaths door. Ring the doorbell and run away; he hates that.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
Therapist = The/rapist . . . Scary thought.
Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!
You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club.
Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it thinks about dogs.
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
Ooooo . . . A life. Where can I download one?
I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor"--a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.
Unsafe External Link