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Joined 07-15-09, id: 2009023, Profile Updated: 02-03-12
Author has written 7 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, Skulduggery Pleasant series, Cowboys & Aliens, Madagascar, and Wreck-It Ralph.

Skulduggery/G1 Bumblebee fangirl... and maybe a little g1 Brawn... but I'm not sure. Just call me the Skul/Trans Fan.

About me:
One word description: Magical
Weirdness level: 101/10
Fav animal: cat/monkey
Fav mythical being: Walking/talking/fire throwing skeleton of Ireland
Fav author: Derek Landy
Fav book: Skulduggery Pleasant
Fav song: I'm Yours
Fav color: Blue
Main OC: Kan Frights
Evil minions: The Faceless Ones
Evil minion of: The evil waffle lord
Raised by: Giant/talking/alien/robots from outer space
Place of residence: Cybertron (witch is actually Jupiter) and also Ireland; Dublin Ireland; at the hill top on Cemetery Road, to be exact.

First, WITHOUT looking at the questions below, fill in 12 of your favorite characters.

1. Skulduggery Pleasant (if you don’t know who he is then SHAME ON YOU)

2. Valkyrie Cain

3. Kan Frights

4. Hazel-Nut

5. Tanith Low

6. Springheeled Jack

7. Ghastly Bespoke

8. Dusk

9. Solomon Wreath

10. Billy-Ray Sanguine

11. Scapegrace

12. Skulduggery's Bentley

01) Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Springheeled Jack) or 11 (Scapegrace)?

- Uhhh... That's a tuffy... considering one is an English/killer/hobo and the other is a clumsy zombie... I think it would be Scapegrace. He really needs a hobby. lol

02) Do you think 2 (Valkyrie Cain) is hot? How hot?

NO. She's female. I'm female. I think you can see what I'm getting at here.

03) 12 (Skulduggery's Bentley) sends 8 (Dusk) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

- Well, because of the fact that Skulduggery's Bentley is a car I think that Dusk would be stealing it and fail miserably at it too. The Bentley is Skul's baby. :3

04) What is or would be 9's (Solomon Wreath) favorite book?

- Hmmmmm... Something morbid I'm sure... Romeo and Juliet. Lots of death in that one. haha

05) Would it make more sense for 2 (Valkyrie Cain) to swear loyalty to 6 (Springheeled Jack), or the other way around?

- The other way around! Val will take Springheel Jack as her slave weather he likes it or not. ahaha

06) For some reason, 5 (Tanith Low) is looking for a roommate. Should he/she share a studio apartment with 9 (Solomon Wreath) or with 10 (Billy-Ray Sanguine)?

- Wreath. She hardly knows the guy, its true, but she HATES Sanguine... So there.

07) 2 (Valkyrie Cain) 7 (Ghastly Bespoke) and 12 (Skulduggery's Bentley) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

- Well I guess they'd have takeout in the Bentley and talk about how damn long it's taking Skulduggery to fill up the gas.

08) 3 (Kan Frights) challenges 10 (Billy-Ray Sanguine) to a duel. What happens?

- Kan kicks ass cause Sanguine wines to much about his stomach wound.

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Ghastly Bespoke) and 12 (Skulduggery's Bentley) both attain what they most desire.

- The adventures of Ghastly and Skulduggery's Bentley... Or at least until Skulduggery finds out...

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Hazel-Nut) and 1 (Skulduggery) to work together?

- Okay... Kan (Hazel's partner) and Val (Skul's partner) are captured. Now the remaining two, Skul and Hazel, must work together to get their partners back... hehehe

12) If 7 (Ghastly Bespoke) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

- Ehhhh... Okay I guess. I might be a little annoying to him, but he might appreciate that his scars wouldn't/don't bother/scare the living daylights outta me.

13) If you could command 3 (Kan Frights) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

- To help me write his book! haha

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Scapegrace)?

- Nope. Hardly any of them know who or even WHAT he is. lol

15) If 2 (Valkyrie Cain) had to choose sides between 4 (Hazel-Nut) and 5 (Tanith Low), which would it be?

- It would be Tanith. Tanith is her best friend.

16) What might 10 (Billy-Ray Sanguine) shout while charging into battle?


17) If you chose a song to represent 8 (Dusk) which song would you choose?

- Monster by Skillet

18) 1 (Skulduggery), 6 (Springheeled Jack), and 12 (Skulduggery's Bentley) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

Skulduggery can't eat because he's a skeleton, and the Bentley can't eat because it's a car, soooo... Jacky for sure. lol

19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Valkyrie) to use on 10 (Billy-Ray Sanguine)?

- Hands off me or Mr. FunnyBones is gonna get funny all over your face.

20) What would 5 (Tanith Low) most likely be arrested for?

- For over due book fines.

21) What is 6's (Springheeled Jack's) secret?

- Uh... that he's male?? lol

22) If 11 (Scapegrace) and 9 (Solomon Wreath) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

- Wreath of course. Scapegrace'll loose a leg before he's halfway there. XD

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Ghastly Bespoke) or 8 (Dusk)?

- Ghastly!!! *clings* Da vamp wants meh blood *hides* Pore, pore Dusk. haha

24.) If 4 (Hazel-Nut) gave 10 (Billy-Ray Sanguine) a birthday present, what would she/he be likely to give him/her?

- ... a hug??? hahaha

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Madagascar 4: Circus Showdown! by ImAHungryNacho reviews
When the Zoo gang and their beloved Circus friends are invited to participate in the annual "Circus Showdown!", they believe it will be everything they had ever dreamed of doing! But what happens when the Leading Act of their biggest rivals is kidnapped and THEY are framed for being the Conspirators? It's all adventures and detective work now! DISCONTINUED!
Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 164,058 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 6/22/2012
NightStalkers by DuskTillDawn95 reviews
Skulduggery thought that leaving Valkyrie was a good idea, Well lets see how he reacts when he finally returns to...well this.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 8/3/2009
A Reason by SilverTsuki reviews
What might have been. Team Seven is once again forced to work on their teamwork...No pairings!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Team Seven
A Cub for Alex and Gia by Lycans Are Gods Gift To Furrys reviews
Baised on the 3rd movie. Alex and his new jaguar girlfriend, have a cub -complete-
Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Alakay/Alex, Gia - Complete
Bones and Brains by Lili789 reviews
A series of Skulduggery Pleasant drabbles mostly focus on Valduggery or Skulduggery and Valkyrie Cain.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 10,361 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
A Bouquet For You by ArtsyChick reviews
Flowers symbolize a variety of things, from love to honesty to rejection; in this case, they are symbols in a series of oneshots featuring the cast of "Skulduggery Pleasant" and varying degrees of Valduggery-ness.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,922 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Feelings and Thoughts by Flaring Rhythm reviews
Skulduggery Pleasant and Valkyrie Cain. Sigh. Everyone knew it would happen, except themselves... Short oneshots on everyone's feelings and thoughts and actions on the situation. This is going to be...amusing...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009
Veterans And Rookies by Beregond5 reviews
G1. When Jazz gets injured, Bumblebee can't help but feel worried. Some blink-and-you'll-miss-it implied slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bumblebee, Jazz - Complete
The infected girl by DuskTillDawn95 reviews
Valkyrie has seen infected and fought them but what will happen when she becomes an infected
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,831 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009
A Series of 'Pleasant' Events by rhosgotskulled reviews
these are amusing collection of stories and happenings of the greatest Detective ever, Skulduggery Pleasant! Hope you enjoy
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,244 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009
Skulduggery Pleasant: Detecting by Badgirl.Riddim reviews
Skulduggery and Valkyrie are on th trail of a mysterious woman named Donna Thorpe but who is she and what does she have to do with Serpine? R&R Please :
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,538 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008
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It was only a game reviews
Turbo's code is still lingering within the confines of the game Sugar Rush. What will happen when he reconfigures? Will he be the same? (Turbo Family Fluff. WARNING: Beyond this point are rabid plot bunnies. May encounter major cuteness upon entry. Read at your own risk.)
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 11/21/2012 - King Candy/Turbo
Take Chase reviews
A young Indian Tigress runs into a circus train North of her homeland. They seem pretty welcoming in letting her join, but she is not so sure she is willing... but what other choice does she have? A silly, cheesy, romantic, sad, tragic story about a girl on the run and our favorite characters from the movie Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted. OCxVitaly Gotta love dem clichés ;D
Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012
Epoch Ensnare reviews
An unlikely friendship is created between Alien and Human. His species has returned for a second harvest, far more prepared this time around. Our two young hero's are trapped in a battle they cannot prevent. Who's side are they on?
Cowboys & Aliens - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012
Unintentionally Flawed reviews
Jack finds he has a new taste for gold and he's determined to tare apart ever city in Ireland to get what he wants. Skul and Val are sent out to detect a flood of murders but are interrupted by a Miss. Amelia Render and the strange myths that follow her.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Springheeled J., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Pleasantly Short Story's reviews
A series of Skulduggery Pleasant short story's. Cute, funny, sad, random, and way wrong to the extreme. You name it. Valkyrie always finds here way in these things...
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,374 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009
Last Resort reviews
A crossover between G1 Transformers and Skulduggery Pleasant. The Autobots are sent to protect Dublin Ireland from the Deceptions. Skulduggery and Valkyrie are on the case, trying to find out what it is that the Deceptions are after.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bumblebee
Affliction reviews
G1: Brawn takes a shot for Optimus Prime and ends up neither dead or alive. Weird things are happening to him. The only one that can see him is a girl named Avery. This young human may be the only one that can bring Brawn back to life.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Brawn