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Joined 07-15-09, id: 2009213, Profile Updated: 02-20-11
Author has written 2 stories for Bones, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

Sex?: Male.

Age?: Groans when standing up.

Hair?: Yes.

Eyes?: Two.

Smoker?: Cough cough cough, huh?

Personality?: Unfriendly but rude, conversational skills of a tree stump and a compulsion to dance on trains when listening to Avril Lavigne.

Favorite Characters?: Jayne Cobb from Firefly, John Casey from Chuck, Marcus Hamilton from Angel, Special Agent Jamie Kenton from Bones, Colonel Dave Dixon from Stargate SG-1, Knowle Rohrer from The X Files, Major Mitchell from Independence Day and Animal Mother from Full Metal Jacket.

Inventions?: Toe-less gloves for your feet. (Don't cut toe nails and enjoy.) The re-usable T-bag (Re-use a used T-bag.) To follow a character for every second for an entire season. (Forgot to tell anyone.) The I Hate Kiefer Sutherland fan club. (See previous.)

Music?: Please please please listen to Vivaldi's The Four Seasons in E Major. I promise you will love it, but if you don't, don't worry it just means that you're dead inside and can look forward to a long if fruitless career in the customer service industry.

The Genius Of Fools by StarryDiadem reviews
Well, there's silence. And sometimes there's handcuffs. John correlates the two.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/6/2011 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
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The men NOT in the shack reviews
New evidence comes to light on an old case for Sweets, and something is bothering Booth, will Sweets get to the bottom of both mysteries?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,028 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011
An army of one
Set roughly three years after season seven. Buffy and her slayer army has evil on the run, but a new enemy has come to end the slayer line for good if his demands are not met.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Published: 1/19/2011
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