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Joined 07-15-09, id: 2009275, Profile Updated: 03-10-10
Author has written 8 stories for Firefly, Terminator, Lord of the Rings, Dresden Files, Alice in Wonderland, and Hobbit.

Why is there a section about me? I doubt you care . . . although it may interest you to know that I'm female.

PS I do not ship Rayne. I will never ship Rayne. It just isn't going to happen. What . . . crazy person . . . first thought those two were suited? Joss would be appalled.

PPS If you review any of mine, I review at least one of yours, the only condition being that I know the fandom.

PPS I'm working on a longer, chaptered story (is chaptered a word? Can I use chapter as an adjective?) and I've decided to wait until it's finished before I post it. I get to fiddle as much as I like after it's done, and I don't annoy impatient readers by not updating.

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Archivy by S J Smith-Evil Little Dog reviews
The Archive was just a little girl. Right?
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/15/2011 - H. Dresden, Ivy - Complete
The Places You Walked by Lola Ravenhill reviews
While under the influence of an alien, mind-altering gas, the Doctor wanders around London for a night, searching for the pink and yellow girl.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Published: 2/15/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Buffy the Vampire Slayer vs Twilight by momijisan89 reviews
a list and various reasons why Buffy the Vampire Slayer OWNS Twilight
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,871 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009
The Great Hobbiton Race of 1435 by Llinos reviews
Is the Shire really ready to move forwards? Technology has to be tried and tested - but with The Thain and The Master doing the testing will problems arise? Written for Marigold's Challenge 40 and previously posted on SoA. 1ST PRIZE MEFA WINNER 2007.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,059 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Eruditely Helpless by Clumsy Giraffe reviews
A set of drabble one-shots where Zack is presented with social situations that he involuntarily fails in. But he tries, oh he tries, and maybe that's why what he says or does backfires so bad...
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Zach A. - Complete
The Painter by robin baby reviews
Albus finds out that you really do live and learn. Or, in this particular case, die and learn. And along the way, he meets someone he hasn't seen in a long, long time. Set towards the end of HBP ... or is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,263 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Albus D., Ariana D. - Complete
Edward Cullen's psychological profile by aotearoan reviews
One-off. Edward Cullen's psychologist is concerned. Rated M for adult content not slash . Do not read if you like, totally, like, LOVE! Edward! Because he's like sooo perfect! Please RR. I wrote this for fun and also out of concern. disclaim: i don't own!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
River's Very Own Gorram Jungle Gym by butterflydarlin reviews
River is having a good day. Mal and the others find her version of fun a mite worrisome.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009 - River - Complete
Blue by Summoner Lenne10 reviews
River is the ship, and the ship is River. For one is Birthed where they are Home, and Serenity is Home in the sea of the sky. The River of the Past had a home once, but she has long since been scattered to the wind. River-centric one shot.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/28/2009 - River - Complete
Knockin' Boots by be'etlh reviews
Kaylee's thoughts wander in the engine room.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Kaylee - Complete
River Coral by be'etlh reviews
The difference between perception and reality is problematic.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/12/2009 - River - Complete
Cross that One Off the List by editor frog reviews
River's first attempt at chores. Hilarity ensues.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2009 - River - Complete
Manic Meathead Mess by Ebony Glasse reviews
ONE-SHOT Neal faces a huge, earth shattering problem that may change everything he ever had with Kel. Warning: Full of random rambling.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Nealan - Complete
Spectacles by MJLS reviews
See these glasses?
Lie to Me - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Cal L., E. Loker - Complete
Sweets and Poison Apples by legionarylogan reviews
Set during and continuing past Our Mrs. Reynolds, Simon's point of view on the happenings on the ship and what River is going through. Last chapter is up.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,192 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Simon, River - Complete
One of Those Days by Rhianwen reviews
So, a vengeance demon and a wolf-chick walk into a bar... Twilight/Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossover. Anya/Leah friendship. Unashamed silliness.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Anya J., Leah - Complete
They'll never understand by Come-Along-Williams reviews
--I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.-- My project for ‘Homophobia is not OK’
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Zach A. - Complete
This Moment is Eternity by tocourtdisaster reviews
He can feel gravel lodging under his fingernails, tearing at the skin of his hands. He doesn’t care. Zack in the quarry in "Aliens in a Spaceship."
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Zach A. - Complete
A Weekend Without Zack by The Noble French Fry reviews
He misses Zack. So Hodgins decides to spend a little quality time with Zack’s DVD collection. HodginsZack friendship; early S4-ish.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2008 - J. Hodgins, Zach A. - Complete
Always All Right by MissFuneralSong reviews
Wash. Wash. Wasssh. River likes the name Wash. It's short and it fits and it goes sssh like oceans or great ships passing overhead or the cool breeze of a long time ago in a place that River can't quite remember. Oneshot.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2008 - River, Wash - Complete
Serenity, Nevada by Christina K reviews
Oz’s summer road trip takes him to a sleepy little town in Nevada-- one that just woke up with a big new problem, and the local sheriff and citizens may have to face a reality they never expected before the closing credits. Crossover with Firefly
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,829 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Oz - Complete
The Crazy One by xXx-Keldary-Queen-xXx reviews
here is another Zach-centric fic for y'all Enjoy!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Zach A. - Complete
Time Bomb by Christina K reviews
When an unbalanced girl named River, one with a penchant for dangling off high places, suddenly 'poofs' into existence in a bar with no explanation, Harry Dresden, wizard-for-hire, has a new job. Just not one he ever wanted. Crossover with Dresden Files.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,992 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/7/2008 - River - Complete
Layers by MissFuneralSong reviews
His little sister, his genius, and he found her broken. He holds her together and he tries to fix her but River knows it won't work, and he gave everything to save her. But he can't.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/5/2008 - River, Simon - Complete
Tams Fix Things by MissFuneralSong reviews
Jayne is broken. Tams fix things. River is a Tam, so River fixes things. River fixes Jayne. Set after Jaynestown.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/31/2008 - River, Jayne - Complete
Lost and Found by chattypandagurl reviews
-ONE SHOT- Lying in his hospital bed, Gormogon’s Apprentice reflects on his choices, discusses with Angela about whether or not he is a bad person, and muses over that sinking feeling he can’t quite describe.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Zach A., Angela M. - Complete
Musings of Intelligent mind by xXx-Keldary-Queen-xXx reviews
this is a pretty short one shot i wrote about Zack and his general thoughts.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Zach A. - Complete
Second Dance Third Glance by Christina K reviews
River's third time meeting Jack is not unlike the first two times. A Torchwood/Firefly crossover. Sequel to Cover Stories.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Cover Stories by Christina K reviews
Maybe they should've left as soon as the party started to get... strange. A Firefly/Doctor Who crossover, written for the Defabricathon.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2008 - River - Complete
If you give a Bones a skeleton by LikeMulderandScully reviews
Title speaks for itself... and the fact that I spend far too much time reading children's books to kids I babysit.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/31/2008 - T. Brennan - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Drugs don't work by Fayth3 reviews
Written for a challenge kind of Firefly Alice in wonderland crossover. River's head is stranger than any fiction. Mal Riverish
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2006 - River, Mal
Frodo's Exciting Day Out by Llinos reviews
The Quest was a massive labour,but this shows it pays to have friends in high places. Chap6 With Eggsies, Flowers and Fish! There is no time to lose! Great deeds are done, Kingdoms not actually lost are regained, battles aren't fought and cake is eaten!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,100 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Fellowship of the Conkers by Llinos reviews
During a brief stop in Hollin, the hobbits find a way to beat the rest of the Fellowship at their own game.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Legolas, Samwise G.
In the Hall of the Wood Elf King by TreeHugger reviews
The Hobbit AU. While the Dwarves are imprisoned in Thranduil's dungeons, Bilbo meets Legolas quite by accident. We find out why Elves don't smoke pipeweed. COMPLETED!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 140,644 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/5/2002 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Legolas, Bilbo B. - Complete
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Child Plot reviews
A child is kidnapped from her home, and her babysitter brutally murdered. Elaine must find the girl without attracting the attention of the Warden investigating the case. Takes place between White Night and Small Favour.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,793 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Elaine M., C. Ramirez - Complete
River's Soul
My interpretation of what Harry Dresden might see if he soulgazed River. Crossover with the Dresden Files, but it doesn't actually have anything to do with the books - I've just borrowed the 'soulgaze' thing. And there's a description of those inside.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2010 - River - Complete
Lasciel reviews
Some poems about Lasciel . . . well, one poem about Lasciel, but there may be more. Just a quick one I wrote the other night.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2010
One Hobbit and an Elf reviews
Legolas is never mentioned in The Hobbit, but presumably he was there . . . a series of encounters - well, one so far - that he might have had with Bilbo. Meant for idle entertainment only.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Legolas
I, Kyle reviews
Kyle Reese reflects on his relationship with Sarah Connor. Set shortly before the Terminator arrives at the motel - or is it a hotel? You know what I mean. Rating is precautionary.
Terminator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
What am I? reviews
An exploration of the way River relates to the world through her physical self. More philosophical than spiritual, but unfortunately they don't have a category for that . . .
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/17/2009 - River - Complete
River's Adventures in Wonderland reviews
Basically, this is about River falling down the rabbit-hole etcetera instead of Alice. She behaves in typical River fashion, so it's not just me substituting 'River' for 'Alice'. Rated K plus rather than K because I'm not sure where I'm going with this.
Crossover - Firefly & Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/26/2009 - River
River's Hair reviews
Basically, River decides to rub soup in her hair. There's really not much more to say. Hopefully amusing, just don't expect anything particularly deep or meaninful. It amused me, anyway.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/18/2009 - River - Complete