Procrastinator Narwhal
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Joined 07-15-09, id: 2009297, Profile Updated: 08-16-13
Author has written 2 stories for My Little Pony, and Homestuck.

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My name is Procrastinator Narwhal, and I like pie. Seriously. Smack-Talk pie and I will rip out your organs cupcake style.

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After the Metarex: Tails' and Cosmo's Story by TailsLovesCosmo reviews
Tails and Cosmo are reunited! But their troubles have only begun. Tails' parents disapprove of Cosmo, and Red Pine prepares for his appearance on Mobius. Can love survive when fate seems to keep throwing obstacles in their path?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 152,207 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Tails, Cosmo, Red Pine
Heat by CadenceofRain reviews
Spitfire isn't feeling right. Sleepless nights are becoming more common, and even the littlest things are beginning to get to her. What can you do when you start to lose your grip, but everyone thinks you're a pony made of steel?
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Spitfire, Soarin - Complete
333 things not to do around FMA people, or you die by Phear me reviews
Basically, just don't do it. Unless u WANT to die, don't do it. Ever
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Winry R., Edward E.
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What did I do to deserve this! Oh wait I'm a terrible person reviews
John and Dave both have problems. When one of their problems gets too big; will the other be able to pick up the pieces. Yes. But will things ever be the same? Full (unedited) story available with sexy styling, on Archive of our own: /works/1001945
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/12/2013 - John E., Rose L., Dave S., Jack Noir/Spades Slick
Swirly Stars and Dark Arts reviews
Starswirl is bored. Bored of being inside of a room in the library. Bored of keeping to himself. But when he gets a taste of the freedom, and the chaos of the outside "world", will he be able to go back to that "Borrring..." life? It all comes down to a choice: Use the spell, or give up everything? Set 1000 years before cannon starts
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Discord, Clover the Clever