Hammi.the.Danger.Child
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Joined 07-15-09, id: 2009346, Profile Updated: 07-12-10
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Men In Black, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Hey, I'm Hammi, or Hannah, or Hannibal Cannibal (XII). Do not forget this or I will sneak into your house while you are sleeping and give you a tattoo on your forehead that says -hammi-. Because I am evil.

Anyways, since you are reading this, I suppose I will give you some insight about myself.

I live in a state that is not particularly interesting to me.

I like every color, so I don't really have a favorite.

I can say things that make others uncomfortable...

I saw what you did in the shower last night... hoho... jk (maybe...)

I like food that is edible, and my favorite is... well... edible as well...

My dreams for the future are usually different than they were yesterday.

My hobbies include doing activities...

Well, there you have it. I hope that gave you some interesting feedback about myself. Now please go read my story(ies) because that is what you and I are here for, after all...

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Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8086 - Favs: 4,027 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Crossing the Line by ellamariexx reviews
He remembered everything about her, but she would never know it was him... A story of sworn enemies who have more in common then they think. EdxWin.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,747 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Edward E., Winry R.
Why SasuHina? or SasuSaku NaruHina NaruSaku by Saya-Kururugi reviews
First off, Im not sure If Im allowed to post this here. If I'm not, please tell me. This isnt actually a fanfic, it is an essay. The title speaks for itself. It is mainly about SasuHina, but includes my views on SasuSaku, NaruHina, NaruSaku, etc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Causes by aliasaurorasaccounthasmoved reviews
Aristotle: “All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.” What is a child's reason?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Edward E., Winry R.
Seasons of Cloud and Shadow, Like the Desert Remix by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Many waters cannot quench love; neither can the floods drown it. Love is as strong as death. ShikamaruTemari, light lime, death. Written for RemixRedux 6.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 5/2/2008 - [Temari, Shikamaru N.] - Complete
A Woman's Touch by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Courage Needs You by Eris' Puppet reviews
She was sixteen – he was almost thirty. It was as wrong as it was right. It was scary, it was exciting, it was everything she never knew she wanted. There was so much passion, so much pain, so much realization that love was never an easy thing.KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 113,807 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 10/31/2005 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
And All the King's Horses by Icarusy reviews
[SasuSaku] Oneshot songfict. She's dying, and all he can do is hold her and watch...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 74 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
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Red Eye Blue Eye reviews
Years have passed since Naruto left his village in ruins. One day he returns to pass through and see how the land has changed. What is it waiting for? This melancholic wind haunts him....
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Distractions reviews
Winry wants to spend Valentines' day with Edward, but it seems her feelings aren't exactly mutual... warning, fluff EdWin; please R&R, kthnx!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
The Lieutenant is Team Edward reviews
A short crack fic to ease the tension caused by the all-powerful chapter 104. WARNING spoilers for FMA CHAPTER 104! No flames, please, it's a crack fic, let's all understand that up front. R&R PLZKTHNX!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Three Endless Nights reviews
See through the eyes of Alphonse Elric as he suffers silently through three long nights, and listen to his mind crumble away into chaos.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Watching From the Window reviews
Hinata always watched Naruto, but now the tables have turned, and Naruto's not sure how to tell her his feelings have changed. Oneshot, mushy, sloppy. Please, R&R, kthnx
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Not a Cliche Excuse reviews
It's been said before: "I have never thought of you in that way" or "I think of you as a friend". A typical kind of boy-rejects-girl scenario, right? Well, that's certainly not Sasuke's situation. Not in the least. ONESHOT R&R KTHNX!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Secret Friends reviews
Lee knew all along. So why does he still want to be friends when he's known all along that Gaara was a monster? Maybe... Gaara's not as evil as he once believed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Lee R., Gaara - Complete
Warning: Your Mind Was Erased reviews
You thought you had read chapter 435 correctly, didn't you? But you didn't. In fact what really happened was very strange after all. like, no flames please. kthnx
Crossover - Men In Black & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Hinata H. - Complete
Hinata Issues reviews
A one-shot directed towards Hinata-haters, and Hinata-lovers too, I suppose. It's short- so you should read it because it will take you, like, 2 seconds. And then, another dreadful 2 seconds to review would be nice- although flames don't help my ego much.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hinata H. - Complete