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Joined 07-15-09, id: 2009425, Profile Updated: 08-06-14
Author has written 27 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Mario, and Kirby.

Don't worry about me. I'm extremely inactive, but also extremely alive. I'll have a story here as quickly as possible. :)

Welcome to my profile. Now, you'll find the table of contents slightly below those biblical quotes down there. It should help you find everything you need in this profile.

Yo hablo español, por eso si vosotros habláis español, vosotros podeís darme una reseña (por favor, usad gramatica correcta por eso yo puedo entenderos!!!), o podeís preguntarme una pregunta, o solo hablar conmigo! :D Gracias, y yo espero que os gustan mis cuentos!


Just so you all know, I'll just say so now, I'm a Christian. I won't be all insulting towards people who don't share the same beliefs as me. It wouldn't be my place to be that way. So there's a certain way I'll do stuff or a certain way I'll say stuff. I do try to go to church on Saturday and Sunday. Do we have that all cleared up? Yes? Good. Wait, I gotta put this here: "For God So loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, so those who believe in him shall not perish but have everlasting life." John 3:16 (If you don't believe the same, then okay. I won't force you. Then what would I achieve if I did force you? Nothing good.)

"Judge not, that you be not judged. For with what judgement you judge, you will be judged: and with the measure you use, it will be measured back to you. And why do you look at the speck in your brother's eye, but do not consider the plank in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, 'Let me remove the speck from your eye'; and look, a plank is in your own eye? Hypocrite! First remove the plank from your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye." Matt 7:1-5

Friends, God has done great things in all of our lives, even if we don't know it. If you haven't asked Jesus Christ to be your savior, you must make that decision as soon as possible. There is no second chance; there is only now. Accept Him to be your savior. You have absolutely nothing to lose, and everything to gain. I implore you; God loves us all, even the worst of us, even the filth of society, with everything he's got, and all he wants for you is to make your peace with him. The bible is full of historically proven stories of his love. Accept Jesus as your savior today, while you still can.

I'm adding a table of contents. Why? For my convinience and yours.

-Announcements (with the date)

-About me

-My AWESOME fanfiction friends

-Quotes

-stuff

-Accomplishments on Fanfiction.net

-Copy and Paste stuff'

-My stories are at the far bottom, along with favorite authors and stories.


2/24/11 New story: Love's Ball and Chain.

12/7/10 New story; Captain Falcon Can't Do It!

11/23/10 This took forever; school's killing me. But chapter 9 of Super Smash Traitors is up.

10/24/10 Sorry it took so long, but last Chapter of Fumbling Fiesta is up.

10/3/10 Sorry for that wait! Super Smash Traitors was updated.

8/23/10 Updated Super Smash Traitors. This was so hard to finish, and it's the longest chapter I've ever written, so I'm hoping it's good. End of part 1. Flame and die...:) Hehe, joking. Killing is bad. :P

8/15/10 Updated Fumbling Fiesta


About me:

Okay, keep this in mind. I might occasionally be with the LU, but I am NOT a flamer. Actually, remember that I'm an anti-flamer. I hate those things along with harsh constructive criticism. You've seen my reviews and how I try to be kind and helpful. Please don't judge me using guilt by association. I'm here to write and bring joy to readers along with make friends. And please don't swear around me too much, please. :)

Name: Well, I go by all sorts...golfer... I also have a deiantART account which people know me by...I really don't care. And no, I won't tell you my real name. I've only told ONE person here...

Age: It might surprise you. ;)

Eye color: Chocolate brown. ;)

Writing style: Well, I am a poet; my poetry is about 20x better than my stories. Notice any story before my latest one, and now look at my latest one. See the difference? I never incorporated poetry into my stories. I believe that a story should be poetic; that has always been my problem, that I never played with my strengths. So, I'm trying to build a poetic writing style, and my description has gotten better, yet is a bit poor, nonetheless. I love a good plot and will always strive for one.

Location: The Good 'ol United States of America

Likes: Fanfiction friends, good books, writing, reading, school, getting reviews

Dislikes: Explaining things more than once, disease, stupid people, flamers, writer's block


Friends on FFN

You know what, I like having fanfiction friends. In fact, I'll give a little shout out here to them. You know who you are, and you're the best! This is an exclusive list, and these are exclusive people. :)

Umbreon Mastah-Actually my very first fanfiction friend. I love her stories. She really gives me a small boost alot, and puts alot of heart in revewing my stories. In the end, that's what makes it all worth while. She also inspired me to join the Meta KnightxJigglypuff army. She gives out cookies too! Yay!

Metaknight4ever-My other fanfiction friend. As a kitsune she is sooo adorable! Ahem. She is a crazy Meta Knight fangirl. I love Meta Knight too. She is really helpful too, in all sorts of ways. As we speak, she is helping me rebuild my profile. She also boosts me up too by reviewing my stories as well. Finally she and I are the two biggest supporters of Meta KnightxSamus. The two of us chat alot. We both want to destroy Mr. Game and Watch. We have alot in common. This is only a few things I can say. Metaknight4ever, like my other fanfiction friends, are awesome.

GirtainaB-Another fanfiction friend. He and I share a common philosophy on fanfictions; no going past T rating. We both hate that kind of M rating junk found in too many stories. I'm personally glad some people have some taste. His truth or dare story is funny. (I haven't heard from him in a long while. Hope he's doing well.)

PitFTW-She said that any regular reviewers to Ask Jiggly was a friend. So I jumped at the opportunity to add her. I love her stories. In fact, read Ask Jiggly and review it. It's very funny and I can never wait for the next episode. BTW she made me a co-host there. She's an awesome person. She almost always seems in a happy mood. It's contagious. :) (of course, her personality is kind of dynamic, meaning her mood changes fast. That's what makes her so fun!

Pikana-I'm happy to add her, as I was to add all my Fanifc friends. I think she likes Pikachu...(we all know that) And we both give cute names for our weapons. Now who can't tell me Bazookie is the cutest name you could give to a bazooka? She's really nice and ready to give support if you need it. I think she's funny too. Basically, there's a whole lot to say, but I'll just say that like my other fanfic friends, I'm happy to add PIkana!

Chidorris-A really cool guy. I remember when he was working on his very first story and he asked for my help. He's got some seriously awesome, unique stories and ideas. He doesn't think Sonic is cheap. We both hate ROB and GAyManWatch, so we have some stuff in common. Oh, and Link keeps saying Chidorris mutated Epona. If Link keeps doing so, I'm gonna go invisible, and toss him out a window. So, yeah. Happy to add Chidorris! :)

PKAurora-Not that I call her the PK part, but still. She's MK4ever's sister. She is a fan of Lucas (a big fan). I think she's a really cool person. She's always nice and is always ready to help! And I can't wait for her stories. We have alot in common. If anyone flames her or is rude to her...you will get a visit from me, and MK4ever as well (cough with an ax cough).

MindSeeker-Yay! A new friend! She's an awesome Meta Knight writer, and believe me, she can write. She's one of the higher tier writers on this site, and deserves every ounce of praise she has gotten. She's really nice too, and will give you praise, yet also give you criticism, but is so nice about it, you WANT to correct yourself. She's a really eloquent speaker. I'm proud to call her a friend.

Lord Traco-First of all, she's a girl. Got that? We are super good friends. Um...that's all you're gonna get from me on her. ;) There's too much to say!! You be extra nice to Traca (what Lord Traco wants you to call her), and we won't have problems.

Dancingwhore-Don't let the pen name offend you; she's actually a really cool person. She's a pretty good writer, and best buddies with PitFTW (for real). She's far less psycho than PitFTW as well. :) Just be nice to her, kay?

PokeTrainer-Another friend! I remember when I first met her...but then, I remember alot of things. She's a good author, and a really nice girl. She has a good sense of humor. Oh, and has a certain relationship with a certain blue-haired prince. ;) As much as I could write a novel about her; just meet her for yourself. Just be nice...

Liv the Waddle Dee-Horray for a bunch of friends. My own special name for Liv is "Livvy". :) She's really awesome, sweet, kind, and pretty smart. Her stories are just plain random, which I think is good. She either likes Red or likes to torture Red. As for Lucario and Krystal...well...they always have an odd sensation known as "pain" when Livvy is near. So, she's just a really, really awesome person to be around, and she just makes anyone smile.

Metaknightcutie-Sheesh; I have too many fanfic friends. XD Seriously though, she's awesome, and a talented writer. She's quite shy, so do be nice to her. I mean, if you don't want to, you'll lose out on knowing a really fantastic person, and being mean is scientifically proven to be bad for your health, and makes you less attractive. :) Seriously though; awesome writer, awesome person, awesome friend.

Miharu is Haruka's Love Child-My gosh; too many friends. Eh, whatever. Miharu (let's just call her that for now) is a really talented writer. I learned so much from her in an instant. I don't like the subject of what she writes; yaoi, but whatever. She's really nice too, and is someone that makes you feel good whenever you talk to her, which is a rare quality. So, bottom line, and because my fingers hurt, I'll just say that you must get to know her. Miharu is just the bomb!

Pikachu127-ARGH! TOO MANY! ...Yay! So...this guy...he's pretty unique. His personality is something that I've rarely ever seen before. But that's a good thing. He's pretty nice too, which is fantastic, and hard to find nowadays. The irony is that he's also very intelligent, and his stories are not exactly poor. His stories, while not perfect, are still very much worth it to at least check out. Welcome aboard the list, Pikachu127!

Laurarockks- She came aboard the list of awesome peoples a while ago. I have few friends, but come on, it's an exclusive list. It's not facebook here. xD She's really sweet and kind and her story is surprisingly good (yes, I say surprisingly. xDDD). Be nice to her, because she'll be nice to you first.

MahNati, ana-ami-chan, TakeSomethingLiterally- I'm just putting these three ladies here, because they're friends with each other, and they seem to act alike. Ana's a bit crazier...Literally is in the middle, and Mah is sane...ish. It's 2:00 AM, so all I can say is that these three are the most amazing people I've ever met. So be very, very nice to them, or you can pack up and haul your sorry butt away. :D

Nobody shall dare to flame or discourage my fanfiction friends. Suffer the consequences should you do so. I happen to like all my fanfiction friends, differently, but in a way, equally. Finally, you shall all review at least one of their stories. They would do the same for you.

PM me if you want to be my friend too! In fact, even if you want to PM me just because, feel free to. I'm really fast at replying to PM's.


QUOTES (from various places)

"You know you're gay when you have to drop your pants to prove you're a guy.

"XD at your quote!"

-Me and Metaknight4ever.

"It's come to this."

-Mario in Craziness Abounds

"Can you do it? You can't...take my life!"

-EV in Craziness Abounds III

"Sometimes you must use one evil to fight another"

-Tabuu in Craziness Abounds III

"Time to kick some Space Pirate (word)!"

-Me when I got that gravity suit in Metroid Zero Mission

"They are very scared of me. They're wise to be, they know what I could do to them. But you don't seem frightened of me. So tell me, why not?"

-Meta Knight in Who's afraid of the big bad knight.

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

-Crazy Hand whenever he's excited.

"I shall destroyyyyyyyyy you!"

-Jigglypuff on ask Jiggly. She does that all the time, though at the end of sentences when she first makes a lenghthy lists about doing things like hitting someone with piano's and stuff.

“A knight and his princess. How cute!”

-Ridley in Craziness Abounds II: A Giga Return

Samus, Fox, prepare for a blast from the past.”

-Bowser in Craziness Abounds II: A Giga Return

"Your in no position to make demands or shallow threats Tabuu, especially since your near death after the Smasher incident with no way to heal.”

-Bowser in Craziness Abounds II: A Giga Return

"Come back when you can put up a fight."

-Meta Knight when he wins in Brawl.

"That's it Mario, I'm gonna stomp you into space bits!"

-Bowser in Super Mario Galaxy

"If I lose anymore power stars, my dad's gonna get maaad!"

-Bowser Jr. in Super Mario Galaxy

"Come back when you start getting banned in tournaments."

-Meta Knight in the third brawl taunts.

"Show me your boobs!"

-Captain Falcon in the first brawl taunts.

"Up the butt Charizard!"

-The PT in the second brawl taunts.

"Now we're even buttlick! Ha ha ha ha."

-Ponakomanana in Anger Management.

"If you aint first, you're last!"

-Ricky Bobby in Talledega Nights

"Ricky Booby...I have come here to defeat you."

-Jean Girard in Talledega Nights

"The room's startin' to spin real fast...'cause of the gayness...Cal, I love ya (faints)"

-Ricky Bobby in Talledega Nights

"Yo face!

"Dang!"

"Burn!"

-Me and two others in lunch one day.

-I wasn't sure what happened...I just figured saying "burn" was the right thing to say.

"You know people hate you when you stand next to a donkey and they call you jackass!"

-One of my jokes.


MY OC'S

Yeldir-This is Ridley's son that Ridley abandoned as a baby to join the space pirates. Yeldir has the same abilities as Ridley except Yeldir can breath blue fire, which is real and hotter than red or yellow fire. Yeldir is smaller, is polite, innocent, helpful, and is cute, especially compared to Ridley. Yeldir has saved and assisted Samus numerous times.

Tiny Hand-The third, evil brother in the hand family. It's very small, about the size of a human hand, but very strong.

Pricilla-A beautiful girl with blond hair, blue eyes and a really great body. She's really smart, and she has fighting skills that rival a ninja, and Chuck Norris. She has no flaws, so she might attract jealousy. Yes, she's an intentional Mary Sue.

-EV-A sadistic, murdous, and unbelieveably powerful villain, who is really an energy. He has a dynamic personality, and has the ability to make anyone feel any certain way. Yeah, he's crazy. The only weapon that can fight him are weapons of light. Every time he's hit by one, he becomes solid, therefore making him vulnerable to any weapon for a few seconds. Ha! Eat your heart out Ganondork!

-Triarii the vulture- He's a vulture that appears at death scenes. He may also befriend someone who is destined to die, HINT HINT. He's very silent, and makes no noise.

-Captain- A primid that's past varies, but generally, he is known as a primid that escaped total destruction and works for his boss with total loyalty. The Captain takes the personality of his leader completely, and is a "mini me" to his boss. He is cruel to his underlings, no matter what his leader appears to be to them.


You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station:

Recees peanut butter cups, Milk, and perhaps something else…

2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to
be?

Hmm, maybe a sea dragon (dragons are cool)

Whos your favorite redhead?

I don’t know. Did you know redheads are becoming extinct?

What do you order when you're at IHOP?

4. Haven’t been to an IHOP in years. Sooo…

5. Last book you read?

That would be We all Fall Down. It’s a good book.

6. Describe your mood.

Eh.

7. Describe the last time you were injured?

I’m more resilient than you think; I do acting in school and they have me do physical stunts. Cool huh? Jealous? So, not for a year or two have I been injured.

8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?

I won’t say, but I’d like to be stuck with a certain girl I know; though we’ve been drifting apart…L

9. Rock concert or symphony?

Rock!

10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone?

I need to look.

11. Favorite drink

Chocolate Milk.

12. What type of shirt are you wearing?

An orange shirt.

13. If you could only use one form of transportation:

Realistically? Or Not?

14. Most recent movie you have watched in theatres?

I forgot. I think it’s called Night at the museum 2.

15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for:

Starts with a beep and last name starts with a beep. If you can’t guess, tough. If you got it, I won’t say. I’m not crazy though. Actually, just kidding. Not really. I just like messing with people. Hahahah. Sorry. I just had to. I forget who even has those initials. ...hmm. Who? (you know this was pointless because this is one question I can't answer...)

16. What’s your favorite kind of cake

Chocolate.

17. What did you have for dinner last night?

I had ribs with a loaf of bread. I love bread.

18. Look to your left, what do you see?

A couch.

19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

No.

20. Favorite toy as a child?

I had a blue stuff dog that would give me a lullaby.

21. Do you buy your own groceries?

Sometimes.

22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?

I know they do. A lot of people don’t like me. It’s not like I ever did anything to them.

23. Whens the last time you had gummy worms?

About a year.

24. Whats your favorite fruit?

I like a pear every so often…

25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?

Yeah, right.

26. Do you like running long distances?

Ugh, I HATE IT!

27. Have you ever eaten snow?

Yeah. I learned not to eat yellow snow. J

28. What color are your bedsheets?

White.

29. Whats your favorite flower?

I like roses (no thorns) maybe violets, and perhaps Cherry blossoms.

30. Do you do ballet?

Most boys don’t do ballet.

31. Do you listen to classical music?

I can’t tell the different kinds of music apart. Music is music!

32. What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head?

I don’t know; I’ve got 20 of them in my head now.

33. Do you watch Sponge bob?

Not often.

34. What temperature is it outside right now?

In a month, about 20. Now, about 60.

35. Do people consider you smart?

They think I’m psychic.

36. How many piercings do you have?

None at all. And while you’re at it, tattoos are just as disgusting.

37. Are you signed on AIM?

I don’t think so.

38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?

Yeah. It didn’t work too well.

39 How do you feel about your family?

I’d rather not say.

40. Do you have an iPod?

My dsi plays music. NO.

41. What time do you go to bed?

Between 9 to 11.

42. What CD is currently in your CD player?

No CD player.

43. What movie do you know every line to?

I know an entire scene from Anger Management.

44. What is your favorite salad dressing?

Ranch.

45. What do you want for Christmas this year?

Oh, I don’t know.

46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you? Where?

I have a lot of family members. Some in other countries I think.

47. Do you like hugs?

I love hugs! REALLY, I LOVE HUGS!

48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?

I don’t remember.

49. Do people most often mispronounce any part of your name?

Yeah.

50. Last person you hugged?

Now how am I supposed to remember that?

List your favorite characters in no particular order (From SSB series) and act as if you were actually in the game, then ask the following questions:

1. Samus

2. Mario

3. Bowser

4. Ike

5. Peach

6. Meta Knight

7. Pikachu

8. Kirby

9. Snake

10. Lucario

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

I'd think that whatever is wrong, Samus can handle it.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Bowser, get that camera out of here. Mario isn't in here!

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Ike and Snake? Ewwwww!

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

It might be good but odds are, even if she cooks steak, it will be topped with pink frilly frosting.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Me: Kirby, remember what Meta Knight said; don't ever draw on his mask.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

I am not a pokemon! Pikachu is lying!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Oh dear, Kirby swallowed a Bob-omb again.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

I'll burn his box and replace all his explosives with duds.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

I'd ask Lucario what's wrong.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Samus would effortlessly destroy them, as they may or may not have a bounty on their heads. I guess you could call Samus my "Knightress in shining armor."

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Mario would carry me to the hospital. Of course, he is a doctor...

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

A book called "How to Destroy Plumbers"

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

He would use his giant sword like an ax to break through the house until I'm found.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Either she would give me a frilly pink dress to do so, or would be totally oblivious.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

Samus: Your not gay, are you?

Me: No. This Lucario is a girl.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Aww. Pikachu would hug me.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

He spraypaints "GO GOLFER" on his box.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Lucario would laugh with me, then wonder why we're laughing using his aura.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

I have several reasons.

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Mario, how hard did Bowser hit you?

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

Bowser's parents are dead. Plus, I would never date a fire breathing turtle dragon thing.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

It would be the last woman Meta Knight would ever kiss, and Mario would be in jail. See...

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Meta Knight wouldn't do anything like that, would he?

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Me: No Pikachu, you can't sleep on the extra room on my pillow.

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Me: Don't worry Kirby, there are tons of puffballs in the sea.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Snake, if you ever send me another email like that, I will destroy you. Go find Samus and see if she kills you.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Me: Careful Samus, Lucario has a big spike on his chest.

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Me: Oh no. Bowser just killed Ike.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

YES!

Would 2 trust 5?

Would Mario trust Peach? No, duh.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Lucario ignores him and continues medatating.

If 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Samus would pick advanced studies of nuclear forcification, and Peach may take cooking.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

I could see that. Whatever it is, Meta Knight would prepare it, and Bowser would cook it.

If 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Spray painting cars.

If 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Peach would love it!

If 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like, will 6 be happy?

No. Snake would mess it up so bad.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

They're probably discussing who Samus likes more.

What would happen if 1 accidentally kicked 10?

Lucario would kick Samus back.

If 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Snake: Mario, why are you sending Peach a message?

Mario: Mama Mia Snake, I wanted to be romantic. See, that's why your single.

Snake: Why you...

If 5 and 6 did a workout together?

That wouldn't work.

If 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Me: Sorry I didn't invite you. You can come.

Meta Knight: Thank you.

If 7 won the lottery?

Pikachu wouldn't know how to collect the money!

If 8 had quite a big secret?

Kirby has always wanted to eat Meta Knight. Just a little bit.

If 9 became a singer?

It would be a sign of the apocolypse.

If 10 got a daughter?

How cute. A baby girl Lucario!

What would 1 think of 2?

Wow. Mario is super strong, found a soulmate, is rich, and he's a fat plumber. What's up?

How would 3 greet 4?

Bowser: Hi

Ike: Hi

What would 4 envy about 5?

Ike: Peach is royalty. Not fair.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Peach would dream about Meta Knight without his mask.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They are both short and adorable!

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Pikachu hates it when Kirby sucks him up and copies him.

Where would 8 meet 9?

On the Halberd.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Snake would never tell Lucario that he once thought Lucario was a girl puppy.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Lucario knows to stay away from Samus when she's in one of her moods.

Samus: Shut up Golfer.

Me: See what I mean?

Is 3 Gay?

Bowser has 9 kids. I don't think you get nine kids from being gay.


Random rants that are totally important but don't fit anywhere else

Honestly; yuri is worse than yaoi! If you dissagree, then so be it. But it is. There are 5 women in Brawl, and thirty guys. Some of the yaoi couples are very funny. Others, wrong. All the yuri ones are wrong. I still don't like the vast majority of yaoi. Just ones with characters like Luigi, Sonic, GayManWatch, and DeDeDe. That's it!

YAOI/YURI RANT OVER! THROW CONFETTI OR WHATEVER!

I don't think Bowser Jr. will ever learn to breath fire like his dad.

Mr. Game and Watch is evil. Seriously. I think he is...

Ike isn't cheap. He has one of the worst recoveries in the game. If he's turned around, he's the only one who can't grab the ledge.

If captain falcon really says what he'll do before he does it, here's some he might say; Falcon Marry, Falcon I do. Falcon honeymoon, Falcon what are you doing with that knife. Falcon die.

It's not called Super Luigi Brothers for a reason. Luigi doesn't deserve to be a hero. Mario loves his brother though, so I can't argue with that. Seriously, though, I don't get why everyone likes Luigi more than Mario!

People always boo me whenever I call Samus my "knightress in shining armor, but it's okay to call anyone else their "knight in shining armor."

Knightress is a word. Right?

Why did everyone assume Samus was a guy? Samus is a girl's name. Also, Look at the chest area and overall design of the power suit. Why would a guy's suit need that huge chest area? Only a woman would need the extra space.

MY GUIDE ON HOW TO WRITE A NICE, HONEST REVIEW

1. Read the story completely before writing the review.

2. Think about what you'll type before you do so.

3. Point out the good. (I don't care if you just read the worst story ever! Say something good!

4. Point out the critisisms, if any. (Now you can say what they did wrong. Don't be an idiot and go "um, yeah, you spelled it wrong, here and here" Please make it an intelligent critisism.

5. Summarize the good. (Restate what you did on step three, to soften the blow of a critisism. If you didn't do step four, don't do this one.

If you are willing to use this guide, copy and paste this EVERYWHERE YOU CAN, ON PROFILES, STORIES, FORUMS, OR WHATEVER! Just don't flame! :)

I respond to flames in a special way. I try to look for a grain of truth in every review/flame. If it's a well thought out flame, (despite me opposing flames of all kinds) but I disagree with it, I will try to sort it out, if only so others don't get the wrong idea about my story. I have done so before. If it's utter crap, I will laugh at it with all of my friends. I don't cry over flames. I only cried that one time when I knocked my tail bone to kingdom come, never though over a flame.

So really, I'm a pretty hard guy. I won't cry over a flame. I'm emotional, but not over a poorly thought out crappy flame. Over more meaningful things. Look at it this way, follow my guide to reviewing, and all will be well.


My fanfiction.net accomplishments

I invented Crazy Hand's special place. It's a horrible, sickning and just plain bad place. Crazy Hand can be controlled from here. AND HORRAY, THE SPECIAL PLACE IS NOW FAMOUS! Everyone uses it.

Me and Metaknight4ever are the two biggest SamusxMeta Knight supporters. I don't know who came up with it first, but who cares. In fact, together we have started the SamusxMeta Knight army! See above. (I count that as two accomplishments)

All my stories have epic battles. EPICNESS!

I have a very cute OC (depending on the poll results, for a short time you may get to see him!) Although, that's not really an accomplishment, but I say it is.

I am in the Meta KnightxJigglypuff army!

I invented a staple move that Chuck Norris uses in many fanfictions; it's called the Norris Punch. It's alot like the Falcon Punch, but not covered in fire.

I'm the first to have a real relationship between Ganondorf and Nightmare.

I've sent and received only a little less than a million PM's; in other words, I was able to make up 1/17 of all of the fanfiction databases, which is amazing. The oldest PM's were deleted to make room, but this shall forever be immortalized.

I've written more stories in one year than the majority of people have during their entire FFN career; about 22, I believe.


COPY AND PASTE SECTION!!

My Quiz! Or survey. You may copy the questions and answer them with your own answers on your own profile. (but this is mine! don't steal the credit!)

Q1: How well do you sing?

I should be payed to sing. :)

Q2: If you could only eat one thing in the rest of your life; what would it be?

Hmm...I don't know. We can't live on one kind of food?

Q3: What are you thinking right now?

I'm thinking about the next question I should put!

Q4: If you could marry any smasher, knowing any would say yes, who would it be?

Starts with an S. Now you tell me; who am I thinking of? (If you say Sonic, or Snake, or all GUYS, I will kill you and your sick thoughts!)

Q5: Long stories, short stories, or oneshots?

Hmm...Short stories.

Q6: Do you hate GayManWatch?

Absolutely!

Q7: What do you think about Luigi compared to Mario?

Mario deserves the glory; Luigi is begging for glory that he doesn't deserve.

Q8: Do you wish you could meet some authors on fanfiction?

Some of them. I'd like to meet some of them. Others...uh, don't seem too pleasant.

Q9: What is your gender?

I'm a boy.

Q10: What is your general age range?

I'll give you hint; I'm 10 percent of the demographic that writes on this site. Hahaha! (As in, I'm a teenage boy)

Q: What do you think of this survey?

What the (beep) was I thinking when I made this?

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common sense let out tears of pain when a teacher get's 6 months of jail for asking other teachers to lead a prayer, yet a drug dealer gets 3 days, a spouse beater get's 3 months, and assult gets you 1 month.

(mine)

Someone hit Common Sense with a bat when the first M rated cartoon came out.

Common Sense was knocked out when teaching about god became illegal, yet handing out condoms became the best option.

Common Sense hit his poor head when there became some places where even the police are afraid to go.

Common Sense was mocked by his attackers when 14 year old drug dealers, drinkers, and cussers got one detention, yet an innocent 6 year old who brought an eating utensil needs to go to a detention center for a month.

(no longer mine)

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

If someone put a gun to your head, asked if you believed in God, and told you they would shoot you if you said yes, would you say yes? If you would, copy this into your profile.

98 OF 100 TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD... REPOST THIS iF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2 WHO WILL.

If you understand that God really founded America, and you think it makes it sadder that America is turning away from the Power that made it, and if you also wish that we could turn back to God, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you will stick up for your friends (fanfic friends count) no matter what, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the few that actually has any regard to the rules of FanFiction.Net, copy and paste this into your profile.

I have pride in my writing. This means that I will not use my age, disability, or lack of spell check as an excuse for poor writing. Even if English is not my first language, I will not use this fact as a shield against criticism. If you have pride in your writing, copy and paste this into your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (I’m not a woman)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
(I don’t know; it’s not my decision)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (Attempting to convert others isn’t shoving what I know down others’ throats!)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. (The reason I am one is because I care about the poor.)
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (…no comment at all. I won’t dignify that with a response.)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (School’s not that hard people! Try to get A’s, and odds are…you will!)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Nope. If I’m anti-gay rights, why would I be homosexual?)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (I’m a guy)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (Or…perhaps I’m friends with them!)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
(What’s a poser?)
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (…SHUT UP!)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (Anyone who thinks that is screwed up…)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (I’m not blind)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty (Dirty in what respect? I'm as American as anybody else.)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (What if “everyone else” are the losers?)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. (Sorry…odds are you’re more naïve than me…I know this because of what you just said)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party (Nope. They don’t, and neither do I. My friends don't do that kind of thing)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (True power and strength lies with your ability to resist conflict…)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a
controlling bitch. (Not a bitch…duh. I tell people off that need it)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (I wash my hair every day and I keep it short.)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (Excuse me! I believe you meant to say bastard! Secondly, I'm defensive when someone attacks me...that's where the word comes from.)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser (Keep talking, loser.)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
(I bench more than you, girly man!)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Not every American is like that!)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Nope. Not emo. I’m afraid of being emo.)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (Guys like that make me sick; a real man doesn't turn his back on his family)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Whatever…)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (Racist!)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (Not liking perversion makes me afraid of gays?)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (So in other words my whole school is filled. In other words this is stupid.)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
(OR…I could just care about the environment…NAH!)

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
ICHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (well…this one is kind of true…)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (I don’t watch cartoons 24/7)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
(What if they’re the terrorists?)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
(WHAT?)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (Well…not often)

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (And yet I said I was smart…hmm…)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (A real man isn't afraid to show his emotions)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I'm SPANISH, so I MUST ride around on a horse with a sword, run with the bulls, and have a big moustache with a hat. (This is stupid)

Im DIFFERENT so I MUST be weird

Just wanted to try this out...

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (All of 'em lol)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 10

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (forget the make up part)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (girls don’t wear cologne!)
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 5

Honestly, I am very relieved…

The Song of a Hungry Warrior

Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my sword,

Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my sword,

Oh, I'll chop you into pieces if you don't give me some Reeses

Oh I'm comin' round the mountain with my sword!

Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my gun,

Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my gun,

Oh, I'll shoot you till you die if you don't give me pie

Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my gun!

Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my axe,

Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my axe,

Oh, I'll chop off your head if you don't give me some bread

Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my axe!

Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my spear,

Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my spear,

Oh, I'll stick you on my spear if you don't give me some beer

Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with my spear!

Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with good hopes,

Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with good hopes,

Oh, I'll fight you night and day if you get in my way-ay

Oh, I'm comin' round the mountain with good hopes! (Copy and Paste this if you liked it, but give credit to Diagon the Dialga)

If you think the first 8 seconds of Twilight is torture, and if you couldn't make it through the whole thing, and you wish that you could forget it all, copy and paste this into your profile.

No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.

99.5 of teenagers don't understand that love can be used non-romantically. If you are the .5 that knows love has a romantic and only-friendly meaning, copy and paste it into your profile.

Nintendo is right now creating LoZ Wii2 and Super Mario Galaxy Wii 2. OTHER GAMES SHOULD BE ON THE WII!! Copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name and the new game you want for Wii to the list: PitFTW: Kid Icarus Wii, golfer: Metroid Other M

If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome...!". copy and paste this into your profile.

If you beat the Subspace Emissary, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

98 of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. If you are one of the 2 that means it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever frightened someone so much, then told them to put their hands in the air, and finally a moment later you said "wave em' like you just don't care!" Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Golfer,

If you hope Bowser Jr. is in the next Super Smash Bros, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: golfer,

If you don't think werewolves MUST be evil, copy and paste it into your profile! (Werewolves aren't always evil! That's like saying every dog you will ever see will bite you)

I need to put this here so you all can see: Most People think Peach can do better... this is WRONG because love chooses who they want. Appearances do not count in love. Mario and Peach are pure souls literally made for each other. Copy and Paste this if you think the original nintendo couple should stay as it is.

Mario also doesn't get a lot of attention. Luigi and Bowser do... if you check most fanfics it is about those two. Mario is getting rejected and I hate that. I have nothing against Luigi or Bowser, just that they are always with Peach and people say they get less attention. Mario is going into extinction. Copy and Paste this if you don't want this plumber to die!

If you enjoy watching people get kicked in the groin, copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you are a Nintendo fan to your very core, copy and paste this into your profile.(Nintendo for LIFE!)

If you think Samus beats Master Chief every time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you say Luigi isn't as awesome as his brother, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list, golfer

If you think Pikana is one of the "Author Godesses", copy and paste this.

If you have read any of Metaknight4ever's stories, copy and paste this. If you haven't, read now!

If you are one of the few people who know about Bowser's dark magic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know how to get out of a metroid's grasp in brawl, copy and passte this into your profile (if you don't, just ask me. If I like you, I'll tell you, but you must promise to never tell anyone else. I'll know if you do)

If you wish you could meet Samus in real life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in the Meta KnightXJigglypuff army copy and paste this into your profile,

If Meta knight was real and he told you to hit him, and you would do it because it's Meta knight we're talking about here and you want to make him happy, copy and paste this into your profile,

If you think Ike isn't cheap, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Mr. Game and Watch IS cheap, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever thought about what your moves would be in Super Smash Bros Brawl, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: GiratinaB, golfer,

I'll even list the moves I would have. By the way, I kind of copied Metaknight4ever's format, and like her kitsune abilites, I have abilities of my own that I keep secret. Hehehe.

Up special attack-Lasso (I use my lasso to hook onto the stage. If it hits an opponent, it has a meteor smash effect and I am thrust up.)

Down special attack-Laser (I shoot my laser from my Hammy 3X.)

Side special attack-Invisibility (I turn invisible, but I get 1 damage per second when i'm in this state.)

Neutral special attack-Fireball (I send a massive fireball that does terrific damage, however the move can only be used every 10 seconds)

Final Smash-Armored Armada (I am covered in armor that boosts my speed, jumping, and attacks. It makes me invincible. In the backround, an armada of airships shoot random things at opponents, such as heat seeking missiles, pokeballs, ect.)

If you love animals, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teens have been drunk or high. Paste this into your profile if you like bagels. (I prefer scones, but you get the point)

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, And you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

98 percent of the internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

That same 98 would probably turn suicidal if Myspace was down for 48 hours. If you're part of the 2 that would laugh their asses off at their pain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have NO SOUL!! YOU FREAKS!! NOW POST IT OR I'LL GIVE YOU A HORRIBLE BEATING! WORSE THAN ANY KID SHOULD EVER HAVE TO GO THROUGH!!

I just saw a video, made secretly, of dogs, racoons, etc, being skinned alive in china. I could only watch the begining, of a racoon pup and its mum, being smacked in the face, with a log.YOU HEAR ME?! A LOG! How cruel is that? Who could be so dead inside, to have to hurt a pup,or any animal! If you agree with me, to have a stop to animal abuse of any kind, please, copy & paist this into your profile. (The bible says we hold dominion over animals. It means we take care of them. Not abuse them!)

If you are a Meta KnightXJigglypuff fan and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know facts that not many others know, like in the United States it's a federal offense to cheat at Poker, put this in your profile.

If you have ever thought about murdering a fictional character and actually got so into it you started plotting, put this on your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If there are characters on a certian show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. You know, there is a fine line between killing an animal for survival, and for luxury; it's sad that line is blurred. There is a difference between wearing animal furs when you're stranded, and wearing them with no need. Like I said, that line is a fine, bold line, but is becoming blurred.

If you have an author you highly respect, copy and paste this into your profile and add their name to the list: Dewdrop13, Umbreon Mastah, Livcario, Mind seeker, Marx RULES all Popstar, Metaknight4ever

If you love fanfiction friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would love someone because of their personality but not because of their looks, put this in your profile.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Crud on the Dark side! So what if they have cookies? Come and join the LIGHT side! Why? Here's why!

1. WE have waffles! Do you like waffles?

2. Dang their recruitment bunny! WE have TEXT KIRBY! Copy and Paste him to achive world domination! c('.'c)

3. Okay, I don't care really, but to those who do, we have Edward Cullen, Zack Efron, and Chuck Norris.

4. WE GET WHITE ROBES OF EPICNESS! The Dark side have stupid black blankies.

5. We get to come down from the heavens with shiny lights to make us awesome and cryptic!

6. And they need servants to do their bidding? How lazy! Have you ever seen a fat person on the light side? We get a free health club too!

7. And they have money. Big. Whoop. Have you ever noticed how loved people are when they save people from the bad guys? The government normally gives them a ton of doe afterwards.

8. When you save the world, people like you more, they don't curse your name, you get a fun job, and they normally grant you free property, rendering how taking over the world is pointless. And the bad guys never really win.

9. Oh, and WE have cute puffballs! Wanna hug Metty? (Holds up Meta knight)

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other peoIf you would love someone because of their personality but not because of their looks, put this in your profile.ple, copy this into your profile

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

This is the motto of many a Christian Kitsune, If you feel you agree, post this to your profile and remember your pals Jesus, and crazy lil' Kit. ;)

The Kitsune Motto

When unsure, take a risk. You miss out on learning if you don't.

The Faithful die young, but those who aren't live a long life mocked at as a coward.

Mistakes are just lessons that give you a wound in your heart or on your body as a reminder, and involve getting some mud on one's paws, but you soon know something you didn't before.

I find when I'm in trouble, I ask my father, the lion for help. He's as cunning as I am, but twice as brave and strong, and other than him, I don't rely on anyone.

Make a wish, it's just a prayer that's directed to the wrong person and not God: Nobody, but...

Overtake the dragon all by yourself, and you get chewed up and spat out. But my dad's a match for him!

Me? I'm just a wretched little monster of a three tailed fox, how can a perfect creature like that lion like me? I'm thinking "What the?..."

I know very well the price of sin is death...I had to pay for it. But my good ol' dad bailed me out...and he gave up all he had so he could personally pay that price, then, I was thinin' "He's gonna die?! Oh Lord!"

Lean, to the right, lean to the left. Didn't matter which way, I would fall if it weren't for the big leoin paws that always catch me, always there I tell you, my my my...

On top of a throne of gold, he used to sit and rule peacfully over us, thoough we could drive him mad enough to pull out his hair...With our constent killing thieving and saying his name in vain, "Good God!"

Jesus was there for me, is there for me, and will be there for me forever. With him I am almighty!!

Now, read the first word in the first sentence all the way down. After that read the last word in the last sentence all the way down. All three of these mesages are true, if you don't think so, ignore this. I'm not one to force my life on others...

I believe in God, the Father almighty,

Creator of heaven and earth

I believe in Jesus Christ, his only Son, our Lord,

Who was conceived by the power of the Holy Spirit

Born of the Virgin Mary,

Suffered under Pontius Pilate,

Was crucified, died, and was buried;

He decended into the dead.

On the third day He rose again,

He ascended into heaven,

Is seated at the right hand of the Father.

And will come again to judge the living and the dead.

I believe in the Holy Spirit,

The holy universal Church,

The communion of saints,

The forgiveness of sins,

The resurrection of the body,

And the life everlasting. Amen.

If you believe every word of the bible, and also those words above, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Meta Knight so much you'd tie him up and run away with him, copy and paste this into your profile

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaomneal pwoer of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltters in a
wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be
in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll
raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not
raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig, huh?
Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this, psas it on!

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy, paste this onto your profile, and add your name: Kaida Thorn, Gingerstar14, Squirrelflightlover, Metaknight4ever, golfer

If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. (And PROUD of it!)

Say Meta Knight existed and he lived far away from you, if you would move near him, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Meta Knight is just really honest and not cold hearted, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile

If you have ever swore, copy and paste this to your profile (on accident though, I swear, pun intended).

90 of 100 teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile (Try 450 pg book in less then one day)For some reason i don't think i should be proud of that.

If you believe that lemurs do not count as monkeys, copy and paste this into your profile,

I'm sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Most Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BRAINS AND A HEART to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too.

This is about abortion. Read on, but have a tissue ready.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile (abortion isn't some random preventative measure; it's murder. It's evil, cruel, and it's a gift...from the devil.)

If you abhor our evil philosophies that is bent on saving some little tadpole nobody has ever heard of, yet condones murder (a blunt term for abortion), copy and paste this into your profile.

97 of 100 teens would stand there and look terribly sad if they saw their favorite character in tears on the ground and in need of comfort, If you are one of the 3 that would get down, hug them, wipe away their tears, and tell them that you love them and start to cry with them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Christian, copy and paste this into your profile,If you aren't a Christian, copy and paste this into your profile anyways, We are good peoples! And I won't bug you about anything! I'm here to write stories, not tell you you need to live the way I do!! And if you have a problem, I will

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't

COME TO MY PARTY!!

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

COME TO MY PARTY!

THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD!
there will b a DJ , I'm throwing a party... every 1 is invited!

so every1 come. but read the rest of this bulletin.

Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.

DETAILS BELOW..

Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father,
Featuring DJ Holy Spirit.

When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven

Where: Kingdom of Heaven

How: Just Ask

Why: Because God Loves You!

... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.

Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny
you in front of my Father."

repost as COME TO MY PARTY!

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Marth's story

Why do they call me gay?

I fell in love with a wonderful girl when my life wasn't a war.

Her name was Sheeda, and she was so beautiful.

I loved her very much, and I think she loved me back.

But then, she was killed, her last word was my name.

I cried until my eyes ran dry.

My sister and I were both in danger, she knew she was going to die, but she didn't tell me.

She simply gave me her tiara and said to remeber her. And then she left me like Sheeda did.

I wear it to remind myself of her, and I don't cut my hair as a sign of remeberance.

Yet even though I try to be a good man, everyone laughs at me.

They tease me for my sister's crown. They call me gay, or tease me for my name by calling me "Martha".

They treat me like a freak because they don't know my past.

Did I do something wrong?

Did I make them mad?

If I did, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry my hair isn't short like other boys.

I'm sorry that I'm sensitive because I don't want to turn bitter.

I'm sorry that I have my own identity, and that It's not good enough for you.

I'm sorry.

Lucas' story

Why do they call me a wuss?

I was brave, until my mother, who died and left my brother and I to fend for oursleves.

Animals were my only comfort. One of my best friends was a dog named Boney.

My life went up in flames when I was forced to kill the only person that I loved and cared about me.

I had to kill my own brother to save everyone. So now no one that I loved is left besides the creatures that cared about me.

Even though I try to be stronger, everyone hates me.

They tease me for the day I was with Ness, My only other friend. When Wario came and took him. I was scared and worried, and didn't know what to do.

I ran so I wouldn't have to see Ness leave me Like my Mother and Brother.

But now everyone calls me a wuss.

They call me a horrible word that I don't want to ever let come from my mouth.

They call me it because I don't want to fight.

Was I being a bad person?

Was there anything else I could do?

If there was, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that no one taught me to be brave.

I'm sorry no one loved me.

I'm sorry that the only thing I could do was run away.

I'm sorry that no one could help me to be the person you want me to be.

I'm sorry.

Roy's story

Why do they call me a clone?

I can't control what I do in a game.

I'm not the one who wanted to have it be this way.

I didn't want it like this!

If I had it how I wanted, no one would be hurt! The planet would never have fighting! Peace would be the only thing to spread! And I could be who I want to!

I wouldn't be forgotten.

I wouldn't be a copy.

I wouldn't be someone's puppet.

When I was somewhat cared about, was I not good enough?

When I was in a Super smash bros game, was I not doing my best?

If I wasn't I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I don't get a say in anything I do.

I'm sorry I'm just a play-thing to you.

I'm sorry I can't have one unique thing about me to please you.

I'm sorry

Meta knight's story

Why do they call me cold?

I used to open and friendly had a friend who treated me like a living being with feelings and a heart.

His Name was Jerca, and he saw something in me.

He cared about me and he felt like a brother to me. We were both in the army, and fought side by side.

But then, when true danger struck across our homeland, he was captured and I was left to feel like I was the cause of his death.

But then, he came back, and I was overly joyful. . .until I saw that our enemy had turned him into a monster.

I couldn't stand to see him like this.

I had to do the one thing that I swore I never wanted to do.

In no time, my sword had gone through his chest.

He gained some sense and while his heart pumped just a few more beats, he put something in my trembling glove. A locket, when I opened it, it was a picture of a baby. He breathed out that it was his son, his love for the baby was what set him free of the curse.

Then he died.

I didn't want that to ever happen to anyone I knew or cared about ever again. So I decided not to love anymore.

I don't want to be left hurting like that again.

Does that make me cold-hearted?

Does that mean you think I'm being mean?

If it does, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that you didn't know that when no one's around, I cry like a baby, wishing someone would hold me.

I'm sorry I was never shown not to feel this way.

I'm sorry that you don't understand, and that you don't look at me like Jerca did.

I'm sorry.

Bowser's story (I thought of this one)

Why? They call me evil.
They say I’m an evil witch.
And they make fun of me because I was raised by one.
Dark Magic makes me evil.
I use my kids to kill my enemy.
That makes me evil.
They think I hate humanity.
Truth is, it hurts.
It hurt that my parents died when I was a baby.
It hurts that the one I love loves someone else.
It hurts that I was raised by a witch that kidnapped babies.
That’s why I’m who I am.
They call me an idiot,
Because I can’t kill a plumber.
They never stop to consider
Maybe, just maybe, I don’t want to kill him.
Peach loves Mario, and I love Peach.
I can’t kill the happiness of the one I love.
I only try to knock him out.
Sometimes I lose it, and I do try to kill him.
But can you really blame me?

Samus's Story (the first half was Liv's, but I HAD TO add on to this. Why? This is stuff I've heard, I had to bleep it out)

Why do people just play as me for my looks?

Half of you didn't know I was a girl before brawl.

And I forgive most of you.

But not the ones who pair me up with EVERY. SINGLE. GUY.

I love the stories you write.

I'm just not that interested in guys.

I don't want to be "the girl with the big chest".

I want to be an example:

No matter how much damage you take,

You gotta keep on goin'.

They also say that I'm a .

I got news for you, I havn't had it easy.

I was orphaned when I was 3.

An evil dragon that killed my parents is coming for me next.

I was raised by the Chozo,

but they died out too.

Excuse me if I'm upset sometimes,

excuse me if I burst out every now and then

excuse me for being cautious with who I meet

I try to be nice as best I can

I'm sorry for how I look

I'm sorry for how I might act

I got news for you

I didn't get so many choices...

Even though some characters aren't real, people treat them like trash. If you know that the stuff said about these characters in this poem is true, put this in your profile. And if you can, PM me to add on to this poem for another nintendo character. Oh, and you have to C/P ALL of it. NOT just part of it! Either you agree that people are mean, or don't agree people are mean.

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Wii Love Brawl Newcomers by Smash King24 reviews
We all know the final roster of Super Smash Bros. Brawl. But what about the characters who didn't make it into the list? Through a series of one-sided interviews, Link, Samus and Captain Falcon are about to find out! Note: Multi-crossover
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,998 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Link, Samus A., Captain Falcon, Master Hand
Super Smash Bros by Shin Furevindo reviews
Have you ever wondered why the first Super Smash Bros. tournament took place? Why Crazy Hand didn't seem to be around? What the Fighting Polygon Team was? Why some fighters were not there at first? This is the story of the very first Super Smash Bros.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,840 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 6/6/2009
The SSBB Talk Show by celticskyedancer reviews
When Master Hand decides to host a talk show to interview the Brawlers, he hires Roy and the other Melee rejects to host the show. Warning: Random insanity ensues. Current character: Meta Knight.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,460 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 1/26/2009
I'll always be fine with you by Pikana reviews
A Pikabookshipping saga. Where I'm going to store all my Author/Smasher oneshots so I don't plague the rest of FFN. Hopefully this is a no Mary-Sue zone and a 'awwwww' worthy bunch of oneshots. New chapter: Pikachu compares Pikana to... MEDUSA?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Pikachu, Dr. Mario - Complete
Entwined Opposites Chronicles by Lucky-9-Rose reviews
A SSBB Chronicles spanning the possibilities of Meta Knight and Jigglypuff's relationship. None of the Seasons have to be read in order; each is a seperate story. Reading all 110 chapters is optional.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 110 - Words: 236,336 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - [Meta Knight, Jigglypuff] - Complete
Wrath of the Puffballs by Lord Traco reviews
Puffballs are being joined together, across the many games... when lead by one strong puffball, will their wrath be unstoppable? Made for MK4ever's Kirby contest.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2010
Unity by The-3-Sueslayers reviews
“That hand...” said Link. Marth looked over. “That hand has to go. We can’t live like this forever. I don’t know how, but it does.” Rated T for fighting and the occasional swear word. My God. It's done.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 93,293 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008
Author Acopolypse by Tabuukilla reviews
Master Hand is tired of authors messing around with the smashers. He's decided to take revenge by telling the smashers he'll give them whatever they want by using the first smashball shard he has. He also gave them power to defeat authors. Who will win?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,519 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
Advance Wars Christmas Bash by Gillikin reviews
A Christmas Party held by Olaf involving sundry and varied AW characters; follow the exploits of Jake as he fails impress any girl ever.
Advance Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Jake - Complete
Ask Crazy Hand by RayGallade and Luigicario reviews
Luigicario's second fic. The title is self evident. Read the first chapter for details. No yaoi or yuri. Voting for secondary host finished. That is all.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,393 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Crazy Hand
Three Girls, One Computer by freefallin13 reviews
When Samus, Zelda, and Peach explore the wonders of the internet, it's only a matter of time before they discover SSB fan fiction. One look at the "romance" section, and the girls are on a mission to see if any of it's true. "T" for language/content
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,256 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008
The Beast Within by Black Omochao reviews
Takes Place in Ultiman92's Smash Mind Universe After the Hands recaptured the Smashers Bowser begins to have wierd nightmares, all involving the Beast inside him, Giga Bowser.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,794 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Bowser - Complete
Not What I Wanted by Duelingdog reviews
Luigi is trying to find a way to spice up Smash. Bros. But what happens when he gets more than he bargained for? Chapter Fourteen is up, please read and review.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,353 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009
Truth or Dare, Brawl Style by GiratinaB reviews
I just decided to do this because it's all the rage. PLEASE put in some dares! If you aren't logged on, you can still review with me, so not being logged on is NOT an excuse! I NEED MORE DARES BEFORE I PUT IN ANOTHER CHAPTER! Truths are OK too.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,484 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009
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Infiltration reviews
Samus is contacted by an anonymous source claiming that the subspace army, inhabited by the infamous primids, have a secret power source, a pikachu, deep within the facility. Capturing it will cripple the war effort by whoever leads the subspace army. As we know, though, things are not always how they seem. Good to be back, everyone.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Samus A., Pikachu
The Robot On Time reviews
Tabuu wants to change the inevitable future that spells out his defeat and sends an indestructible robot to kill the smashers. It's large, powerful, and emotionless, but was Ganondorf correct in his doubt of the robot's power?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Samus A.
The Awake and Sleeping Heroes reviews
Mario is asleep, attempting to sleep away an illness, when suddenly, the town erupts into flames as toads are thrust into the air in one of Bowser's newest and most horrible schemes. However, with Mario gone, an unlikely hero steps up to the plate...
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Mario, Luigi
Super Smash Traitors reviews
A new kind of villain is in town; a powerful and ambitious race known as the Authors live near Smash Mansion. A war is brewing, and the war eventually comes and threatens their neighbors. The question is this: Who's side are the Authors on?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,651 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Tabuu, Master Hand
Love's Ball and Chain reviews
The smashers have been captured by Tabuu as revenge for his defeat in the Great Subspace War. His plan may break because love is in the dusty air. Welcome to smash mansion, maximum security prison. For PitFTW's and some other dude's V-day contest.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Meta Knight, Tabuu
Christmas Eve's Broken Tree reviews
Wario hates Christmas, but he's not the typical scrooge. What happens when a valuable gift catches the greedy monster's eye? Read on to find out. Done in 2 days, hope the story's not lame, so please leave a review, I hope it's no flame.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Wario, Peach
Captain Falcon Can't Do It! reviews
A comedy about Captain Falcon's desire to become the best smasher in the mansion being hindered by his lack of skill. He's taken under Ganondorf's cruel wing as the two attempt to become the best...together. Read and review, please.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Captain Falcon, Ganondorf
Fumbling Fiesta reviews
Gotta love that title. Anyways, there is a dance that has been declared by Master Hand. Most of the smashers can't wait. Others just go for mischief. Others have internal strife that should be overcome. 2 chapter story. Read and Review.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,130 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Samus A., Meta Knight - Complete
Pit's Lacking reviews
Pit is the worst fighter in the history of Super Smash Bros. He is given an ultimatum by Master Hand; either he beats his best friend, Link, in the next brawl, or he can kiss Super Smash Bros goodbye. Read and Review!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Pit, Link - Complete
Super Kirby Bros reviews
Bowser stole the star rod from the Fountain of Dreams! Kirby and Meta Knight must chase him down to get it back. But can the two really take Mario and Luigi's place? FOR MK4EVER'S CONTEST! Read and review please. Discontinued.
Crossover - Mario & Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,566 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bowser
Abandoned Love reviews
Through unexplained circumstances, Samus meets Meta Knight and the two fall in love. But, Captain Falcon, who also loves Samus, is willing to kill for her. There will never be a story of more sadness and tragedy than this one. But love conquers all.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,204 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Samus A., Meta Knight - Complete
Half Hearted reviews
For Pikana's odd pairings contest. Bowser wants revenge for what happened to him in subspace, and now he has the might to do so; along with stealing Peach. The question remains though; when Bowser falls for someone else, what will he do? R&R please.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,248 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Bowser, Samus A. - Complete
Psyche's Birthday reviews
A gift for PitFTW. Psyche's who IS PitFTW birthday is today. But...where is everyone? She is all alone in Smash Mansion. What will happen? Read to find out. Flame and I won't read a word you say. Leave a nice review and I'll thank you. ;
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Complete
The Coup reviews
Master Hand is the King of Smash Kingdom, home of the smashers. All is well. However, one of his subjects refuses to bend the knee to King Hand thus we get our title . A thrilling story of epic, yet sad, proportions. Read and review.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Master Hand, Bowser
The Curse reviews
Two Authors...both equal in power, were transformed a long time ago, into two different monsters. They tried to blend into Smash Bros. But when they finally meet, and realize who they are, and that they are natural enemies, what happens? R&R! Epilogue!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,861 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009
Meta Knight and Samus Know Poetry reviews
Heh. Title says it all. It's the story of Meta Knight and Samus that's really two poems. One told in Meta Knight's POV, the other in Samus's. It's the world's first Armorshipping poem EVER. Read and review this historical post!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Meta Knight, Samus A. - Complete
The Author Trio reviews
It's me and two other authoresses in the Smash Mansion. The goal? To turn it all upside down! Master Hand is all depressed about it. He calles it "triple trouble" Read and Review!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,594 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009
Marth and Meta Knight: The True Story reviews
Ever wonder what REALLY happened when Marth and Meta Knight met for the first time? What was the true nature of their relationship? Well, we'll find out! NO YAOI! There's my hint. Read and review. The first of my series of "The true Story" oneshots.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Meta Knight, Marth - Complete
A Brawl Carol reviews
FOR SMASHKING24'S CHRISTMAS CONTEST! This is a parody of "A Christmas Carol" that has been transformed by Super Smash Bros Brawl! Fantastic insanity ensues as Bowser, playing scrooge, learns the real meaning of Christmas. Read and Review!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,321 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Bowser - Complete
Captain Falcon's Mistake reviews
Captain Falcon got drunk at a bar after losing to Lucario. Nothing too horrible, so don't worry. He does do things, though, that he regrets the next day...Read and Review! Rated T for violence, some language, suggestive themes, ect...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Captain Falcon - Complete
Craziness Abounds III: The Final Battle reviews
The last of the Craziness Abounds series, an invincible, evil energy has kidnapped half the smashers. Will the remaining smashers be able to beat the spawn of all evil, or does evil prevail? A little romance, my favorite couples, Read and Review.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Samus A., Meta Knight - Complete
The Life of a Mary Sue reviews
Pricilla, my new OC and a real Mary Sue, has been reqruited to Smash Bros! She's so perfect, smart, beautiful, a good fighter. Of course, with someone so perfect there's bound to be some jealousy... Read and Review Please!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 10/22/2009
Bowser's Painful Folly reviews
Another failed attempt by Bowser at trying to capture Princess Peach goes unusually worse for him...and even better for Peach and Mario! Read and Review Please! Just one of many in the series of Mario oneshots.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Complete
Craziness Abounds II: A Giga Return reviews
A sequel to the original. Bowser and his son escaped to space. Master Hand ordered Samus, Fox, and Mario, who is leading, to pursue him. Will the new, more powerful Bowser be defeated, or will this be Mario's last fight? Read and Review please!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,617 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Samus A., Mario - Complete
Samus's Choice reviews
This is a oneshot on why SamusxIke, SamusxSnake, and SamusxCaptain Falcon wouldn't work. Rated T for violence, some language, and suggestive themes. Please Read and Review
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Samus A., Meta Knight - Complete
My Ship Drifting Through the Sunset reviews
Taking place after Super Smash Bros Brawl, Samus and Meta Knight are getting married, but someone interrupts their cerimony. Mewtwo and Lucario explore deep within Samus and Meta Knight's past to prove they belong together. Read and Review please.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Samus A., Meta Knight - Complete
Craziness Abounds! reviews
Samus and Mario were friends. At least until Bowser came. The Mario and Bowser feud drives every smasher out of their minds, and makes crazy hand look sane. Will the smashers finally end Mario and Bowser's eternal feud? Or will things never change? R&R
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,015 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Samus A. - Complete
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