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Joined 07-15-09, id: 2009504, Profile Updated: 02-26-14
Author has written 8 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Maximum Ride, How to Train Your Dragon, Calvin & Hobbes, and Bartimaeus Trilogy.

Well, sup. I don't do much on here anymore? But still feel free to contact me; I do drop in once in a while.

Eventually I'll be moving everything to AO3, where I can be found under the same username. And if you wanna stalk me on tumblr (I reblog lots and lots and lots of movie gifs and things about YA books), I go by geminisium. See you around!

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Mechanics by Jack Mirembe reviews
There are things you never do in front of a Titan, and insulting a friend is one of them. BBXCyborg friendship, because there just isn't enough out there. One shot series.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 85 - Words: 64,720 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Beast Boy, Cyborg
Entry 23784327473467838 by eris86 reviews
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about fanfiction...oh dear God, it's back.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2005
Semantics by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
Sea Green by WMisc reviews
She'd always loved the color green. Annabeth's story.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,818 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Tribute to Flo's Meatloaf Surprise by greenconverses reviews
Rachel has a new hobby, and it's annoying Nico to death. No pun intended. Futurefic with some shippy undertones.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Rachel D., Nico A. - Complete
Until It's Done by Rahmi reviews
Of all the impossible things Alice believes, this is the most impossible of them all. Still, it is not so impossible as to be impossible to believe in.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Alice K. - Complete
Restless Spirit by conception.creation reviews
Quick thinking saves Kitty from assassination – unfortunately, she’s now without a body. Can she solve her own murder in time to stop a massive conspiracy threatening Britain itself? BxK
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,597 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bartimaeus, Kitty J. - Complete
Here's How It Goes by Mooncatcher reviews
Their story only stops to start all over again. And this one’s told in 50 sentences—Percy, Annabeth. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Invulnerable and Invincible by greenconverses reviews
There are a few things Annabeth Chase likes about having an mostly invulnerable boyfriend. Spoilers for The Last Olympian. Percy/Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 130 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Dead Stars by Metrocarded reviews
Calvin knows something isn't right. He just can't figure out what.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
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This is for Motherhood reviews
On Monday morning, there's a litter of Hellhound puppies in her kitchen and a blue Post-It stuck to the fridge.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Sally J., Percy J. - Complete
For the Love of Thor reviews
There are some things about humans that Toothless just doesn't understand - A dragon's study of human behavior.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,241 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup
Battlecry reviews
"You are either a genius, or the luckiest idiot on the planet," she remarks to him one day. "And I'm leaning towards the latter."
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bartimaeus, Queezle
Boxes reviews
All that remains of Calvin's childhood, or all the important parts, anyway, can be found in a box in the back of his closet. Oneshot.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Complete
Never Gone Forever reviews
She's heartbroken and lonely when he leaves her, but she shouldn't worry. He's never gone forever.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Juniper, Grover - Complete
Man Enough reviews
Sometimes, Paul wonders what he was thinking when he asked Sally Jackson to marry him. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Paul B., Percy J. - Complete
Nightmare reviews
Before the escape, before the freedom, before the adventure that would take them from fugitives to icons, there was the nightmare. The building where the story began and the family formed. The School. Random one-shots from the flock's earliest days.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 11/23/2009
The Wrong Side of the Tracks reviews
Christine Savage never was a "good girl." Eight months after the downfall of her master, Kronos, she joins an ever-growing group of Kronos's defeated rebels, hungry for revenge against the people who ruined their lives, future, and dreams.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,742 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Percy J. - Complete