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Becoming Jean by Anni Re reviews
A deadly spell goes awry and sends Hermione back to 1978, the seventh year of the Marauders. There she must adapt to a new life, under a new name, with new friends, but still the same old enemies. Rated M for violence and lemony situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 173,681 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Welcome Home Bella Swan! by RealityShowJunky reviews
Bella Swan was the object of the Cullen and Hale's bullying from fifth-eighth grade. She's now nineteen and completely okay with the fact that her brain will never work like everyone else's. Once she meets her old 'friends' again what will happen? AH&OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 867 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Enemy Mine by alexanya07 reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other. Can being forced to spend one HOT Spring Break together change all of that?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 210,300 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bloody Shangrila by fabiansgoldwatch reviews
"The way she babbled on about the place made it seem like some sort of promise land, but James knew full well that is was nothing of the sort. Sowsworth was a wasteland that comprised of seven shops, a pub, and the incredibly bored shadows of lonely people. It was not bloody Shangri-la." AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,926 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 6/10/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
First Day by my1alias reviews
It is Edward and Bella's first day teaching high school. What happens when every student is lusting after one or the other? For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. BxE Lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The New Girl by completerandomness12 reviews
Bella is the only child of superhero OmegaMan. Watch her deal with high school, a secret identity, cheerleading, cliques, and a sexy-asshole-nosy Biology partner. Did I mention that her father is posing as a high school student?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 133,229 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Single Game by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
UPDATE: Pulled to Publish (P2P) New girl Bella Swan is finally ready to start dating again, but the only boy she's interested in is too shy to even talk to her. Why are her friends convinced that the answer to her problem is some crazy party game… with kissing? AU/AH, BPOV, COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6506 - Favs: 3,674 - Follows: 2,273 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Time like the Present: A Continuation of Flash Forward by Bravery89 reviews
To him, they were soul mates. He thought she was beautiful. He knew what they would become to one another. To her, they were strangers. She thought he was a bit nutty. She knew only the life she was currently living. We know where they end up, so here is their story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,910 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flash Forward by Bravery89 reviews
He went to bed as a twenty-five-year-old and woke up as a thirty-year-old, married to a woman he doesn't know. He also can't remember the past five years of his life. Hmm...what to do, what to do? Some angst, some humor, a lot of swearing, and future lemons! COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 50,688 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Loving Sirius Black by NeonDomino reviews
Hermione Granger has moved into Grimmauld Place. Sirius seems to be paying her a bit of extra attention but how will Hermione cope with the new situation from the object of her desire? Written for The Scrabble Challenge. Each prompt becomes a new chapter. Will continue the story on. M for future references.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,125 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 10/8/2013 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.]
Dear Bella Swan, you're Playing with the Big Boys by Dobber17 reviews
All Human. One day in gym class, Forks High learns that Bella Swan can kick. The football team needs a kicker. The result of that: Bella makes the football team. The problem: None of the guys want a girl on their team. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,377 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 1,322 - Updated: 1/6/2014 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
The Trick of Time by Resa Aureus reviews
A devastating fire at a printing house in 1982 destroys every copy of a controversial memoir titled "The Trick" by Messenger. Well, the Ministry only thinks every copy was destroyed. In an attempt to recover one of the lost copies, Hermione takes an unexpected tumble through time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 150,978 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Accidentally in Love by Missus T reviews
A personal ad for a fake fiancée leads to something they never expected. Two lonely souls discover that faking it might be the best thing that ever happened to them. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,493 - Reviews: 4676 - Favs: 4,703 - Follows: 4,087 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4261 - Favs: 3,995 - Follows: 3,211 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 15034 - Favs: 9,830 - Follows: 5,428 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stations by Savory reviews
The station in life that you were born into determines the way in which you live your life. This was the way Bella Swan was raised, but it never felt right to her. Follow Bella as she discovers her life through the various stations that she passes along the way and the people that she encounters on the ride to discovering her true station in life. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 113,742 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Have I mentioned I effing hate Edward Cullen? by TheSparksSoApparent reviews
"He's the bane of my existence. The chip to my manicure. The pus to my pimple. The smell to my dirty laundry. So why did I find him so freaking sexy!" A story about the fine line between hate and lust. BXE, AH, OOC M for language and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,775 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by xsymnia-deactivated reviews
"Perfection, that's what he called himself." James Potter: Chaser, playboy, public relations nightmare. If Lily Evans can survive just one year as his publicist, she'll be rocketed into the Hall of Fame. But it won't be easy, nor will it be pleasant. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,865 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 2,827 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Last Marauder by Resa Aureus reviews
In the wake of the war, Dumbledore's portrait gives Hermione a task that could change the course of history if she succeeds, but unravel time itself if she fails. 1ST PLACE WINNER of the Energize W.I.P. Awards for "Most Promising Harry Potter Fan-Fiction"! IN THE PROCESS OF BEING BETA'D.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 238,062 - Reviews: 2282 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7938 - Favs: 9,266 - Follows: 3,740 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 3,194 - Follows: 2,414 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When the kids are away, the parents will Role Play by PatchsFallenAngel reviews
Bella and Seth go on a date. Charlie is left all alone at home. Sue comes over to give him company. Add in a pair of handcuffs and a blindfold and we get lemons. AU. One/shot for the "Fics for Nashville Flood Relief". Rated for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Sue, Charlie S. - Complete
A Dream About A Girl by PatchsFallenAngel reviews
ONESHOT. Edward has a dream about his and Bella's past together. AH. Edward's Point of View. Tissue alert.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7509 - Favs: 10,622 - Follows: 5,860 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3110 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 1,980 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
In My Veins by SippingCoffee27 reviews
Four was always in control. But tonight, his need for her surpassed everything else.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 77 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P. - Complete
The Words 'Best Friend' Become Redefined by ColorMeChaotic132 reviews
Edward & Bella have been best friends & neighbors since they were little kids, but will they be able to overcome Edward's secrets? ALL HUMAN BxE LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 211,245 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Lines We Cross by REwrites24 reviews
He knew that what they were doing was wrong, but found, with every kiss, he cared less and less. RL/SB. AU student-teacher relations set in Sirius's seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,859 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
The Late Late Show With Edward Cullen by chartwilightmom reviews
AH/AU, OOC Bella is a famous actress and Edward is a host of a late night talk show. What do they whisper to each other when they greet each other on stage?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 135,649 - Reviews: 2259 - Favs: 2,662 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Better Angels of Our Nature by Lissa Bryan reviews
Bella is a powerful telekinetic, escaped from a government research facility. With her is Edward, her guardian angel, sent to earth to protect her. Can they find safety? Can Bella love this extraordinary creature? OOC/AU, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 184,527 - Reviews: 3147 - Favs: 2,267 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stuck in an Elevator by learningtowrite1996 reviews
Jacob and Edward are stuck in an elevator together, and it just goes downhill from there. A series of arguements between Edward and Jacob. Caution, Breaking Dawn spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,292 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Jacob, Edward
Quarterback Rush by musegirl reviews
Bella has a chance meeting with college co-ed Edward and is immediately smitten. But how will she handle finding out Edward is a star football player? Will she be his good luck charm or a curse? AU/AH. Fluff, fun, and lemons. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,589 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 3,768 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dirt Roads by winehoes reviews
Trucker hats, possums, and dirt roads. Shenanigans ensue. Is there really less trouble in the country, or are the kids just better at not getting caught? ExB, AH. Story contains mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 149,850 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parental Guardian by Welcome2MyWorldxoxo reviews
He was my forbidden fruit. A man so close, almost too close, yet so far out of reach. He loved me, took care of me, but did not crave me the same way I did him. I wanted everything, yet had nothing. But things were going to change. I could feel it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 121,198 - Reviews: 1990 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stranded by dangerousandbeautiful reviews
Edward and Bella get on the same plane,but it crashes in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. Bella and Edward are the only survivors, and they luckily find a deserted island to stay on until someone finds them. But can they survive each other? All Human OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,990 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 2,601 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5460 - Favs: 6,715 - Follows: 5,218 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by LyricalKris reviews
Edward's fall from grace destroyed not only his life, but the lives of those he loved the most. When he passes out teetering on the edge of total destruction and wakes up 17 again, how many times will he have to repeat the same day to set things right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,627 - Reviews: 2620 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13056 - Favs: 6,155 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crash Into Me by eibbil reviews
Hollywood It Girl, Bella Swan, needs a vacation. Best friend/PA Alice convinces her to spend it in her hometown, but a reckless driver changes their plans. Will Bella get the rest she needs in the care of Alice's brother..or something much better? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 142,710 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Royal Rebellions by xNimCee reviews
Bella Swan is no stranger to hard work, but everything changes when she is forced to work in Cullen Manor, the home of America's royal family. Her encounters with a certain prince cause her to wonder if the rules are worth following. MODERN DAY. AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 192,603 - Reviews: 4780 - Favs: 4,787 - Follows: 2,889 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Delicious by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Chocolate. Carbohydrates. Edward Cullen. These are the things Bella Swan is not letting herself have. Some things are harder to resist than others. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,808 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 209 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Empathy by Kimmydonn reviews
Edward comes to understand how his daughter can get so much satisfaction out of his and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Edward - Complete
So You Think You Can Dance Cullen? by darkroselight reviews
Bella is a young dancer living in Phoenix and a hopeful contestant on the next season of "So You Think You Can Dance" where she meets none other than Edward Cullen. Full summary inside. Normal pairings, All Human. E/B, A/J, R/Em
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 262,890 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6553 - Favs: 5,915 - Follows: 3,541 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dirty games by Layla Waldorf-Bass reviews
This is a colletion on short stories about Chuck and Blair.Chuck smirks and says in his husky tone "I can get you something much bigger if you like." Oneshort. 2 "Chuuuck, what a mass," Blair groans as her body gave out.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,109 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Texts From Last Night by EverythingIDo reviews
Reunited for the first time since college for the week of Alice and Jasper's destination wedding, Bella and Edward are single at the same time for the first time. Once best friends, will they find more? AH, Canon Couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,489 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 2,861 - Follows: 1,805 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Within Waking Hours by twihard22 reviews
Bella runs from home & performs in the street Then she watches the sunrise & blinks & is suddenly in 1917 One green eyed boy keeps watching her perform They engage & he dies of spanish influenza. B goes to her own time & a certain gold eyed boy appears.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,672 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Sadie K & The Funeral Dude by Emothgurl reviews
Sadie Kane - and one messed up 'thing' going on with the guy in black clothes. SANUBIS, mentions of ZARTER.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,446 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Sadie K., Anubis
Remember Me by Sylvia Cullen reviews
Bella Swan's world came to a abrupt halt at age 5 when she lost her family and their friends in a car accident. 12 years later she moves to Forks.Familiar faces are seen who seem to remember her, but she can't seem to remember them or does she? Vamp/Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,758 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Matchmaker by All you need is Moz reviews
Ness thinks her mom needs a man in her life, and she has the perfect candidate in mind - her new teacher, Mr Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 63,841 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Perfect Mr Imperfect by xrxdanixrx reviews
Bella wanted Mr. Perfect, but he didn't want her. When Mr. Imperfect comes along, can she look close enough to see just who is more perfect for her? A story about falling in love with the imperfections. AH - Rated M for lemons later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,467 - Reviews: 6138 - Favs: 4,012 - Follows: 2,438 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
Classmates Bella, Edward, Mike, and Tyler are invited to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks. Bella is sharing a hotel room with the guys. What happens? Truth or dare, streaking, injuries, jealousy, and a growing attraction between Edward and Bella. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,441 - Reviews: 3257 - Favs: 2,080 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Secret Life by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Bella meets and instantly hates Edward Cullen, her roommate's brother. But they both have secrets in their life that bring them closer in life and love than they ever imagined. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 111,359 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 1,095 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen's girl by Elmo13 reviews
I shivered from the longing while she shivered from the cold. It was intoxicating. Her hair smelled like raspberries. This was wrong, she was my best friend. AH Canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 91,407 - Reviews: 2281 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
Once More, With Feeling by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Exes and co-workers Edward & Bella are sent to investigate the strange happenings in Forks, but they might drive each other crazy figuring out what's going on in the town. And between them. Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,595 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Never Say Goodbye by animallover0109 reviews
Sequel to Leaving My Heart Behind. What do the Volturi want with Bella? When they take her away from the family that she has just gotten back, will she ever be able to return? Or even live? Please R&R.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella
Things a Vampire Can’t Do by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
A series of VERY FUNNY one-shots of things our favorite vampires can't do. Set in Eclipse. Brought to you by JasperSAYSrelax128 writer of "Oops, he did it again!"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
The Good Left Undone by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Player Haters". Bella and the Cullens are starting college, and having the time of their lives......until students start to go missing. Will Bella's past have anything to do with it? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,062 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Seeing Crimson by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella was kidnapped by the Volturi in Eclipse, and now she's a vampire with no memory of her human life and so powerful she can kill any. What happens when her new assignment is to recrute a certain mindreader and future seeing vampire?FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,615 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/10/2009
Paradise Lost by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to My Black Dahlia. Bella has been broken, hurt, pained, lied to...but now, she’s trapped. As a result of her transformation being corrupted by an unknown source, Bella’s powers were catapulted into chaos—trapping her in mirrors.FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3127 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
My Black Dahlia by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When Edward left Bella in New Moon, she became a drug/cutting addict. She is sent to Rehab, but what if her doctor, who is supposed to help her get better, is the reason she's there? Will she except help from Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,571 - Reviews: 1059 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
A Lesson in Charades by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Don’t Forget SEQUEL. Bella is finally marrying Edward, until she is kidnapped before she makes it to the Altar by 4 vampires that take an interest in her. When Alice can’t SEE them, how will they save Bella in time before she is betrothed to another? AV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,307 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009
Shields of Power by thunderful reviews
What if Bella already knew about vampires before she came to Forks, what if she'd already met the Volturi, but wasn't allowed to tell anyone? And most importantly, what if she had her own gift?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 151,866 - Reviews: 4631 - Favs: 5,161 - Follows: 2,469 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing The Part by Lauraaaaa reviews
AU/ AH Collab. He’s a famous actor and she’s an English teacher. Apart from being best friends in high school, and unknowingly talking to each other online, what could they possibly have in common?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,569 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Code Name: Nanny by xvampiree reviews
“So let me get this straight, you want me to help you catch your wife cheating on you, so that you can divorce her, while taking care of your children?” OOC M for language and Lemons Canon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,371 - Reviews: 4383 - Favs: 3,040 - Follows: 3,473 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6837 - Favs: 10,004 - Follows: 3,086 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4271 - Favs: 4,177 - Follows: 4,694 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
TruckNapper and DB hit the Windy City by Mk Marie reviews
The spin off to Tales of a Charming Truck-Napper. This won't make any sense if you don't read that one first. Read and review. Thanks guys!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010
The Way we Were by Sylvia Cullen reviews
Bella Swan and the Cullens are best friends until Bella moves away at age 13. After some unexpected events,Bella reunites with the Cullens once again in college.Old flames seem to re-ignite and so does the drama.AH AU.Canon Pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 149,045 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Path Your Life Should Follow by unofficiallyalice reviews
One minute I am sharing a beyond blissfull moment with my husband to being here, laying in a hospital bed not knowing what is going on. And suddenly I felt it. The thudding in my chest that I was never supposed to feel again. RXR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,422 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Ladder to the Sun by Rosybud reviews
How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,847 - Reviews: 2590 - Favs: 4,076 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hang in There, Baby by FalselyTrue reviews
Charlie is nearly 16 years old. When she stumbles upon a box of videos in the attic from a girl claiming to be her big sister, Charlie wants to get to the bottom of it. Who is this mysterious Teddy, and why does no one want to tell her about Teddy?
Good Luck Charlie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,299 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Charlie D. - Complete
Hate Me by xrxdanixrx reviews
Awkward Bella only had a crush on one guy, known for stringing girls along. When he rejected Bella's advances, her world flipped inside out. Years later, she's now the female version of the catalyst that changed her life. And it's her turn for payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,090 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 1,282 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sweet Treats by bunnylove28 reviews
Bella wants Cupcakes for her wedding. Edward wants to be traditional and have a 'normal' cake. Can she show him how wonder cupcakes are? Original O/S for the Cupcake Wars Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Extended Scenes by Super Odin reviews
These are short little scenes that I decided to add onto other little scenes. Joe/Carter, Joe/Rosie, Carter/Rosie, Joe/Carter/Rosie. Tags/Warnings inside. Chapter 3 up! The one you've been waiting for
Princess Protection Program - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009
My Anomaly by arbitrarygirl reviews
Bella is not normal. She's a mind reader but only able to hear the thoughts of the male population. What happens when she meets Edward and can't read him? What happens when he can't stay away from her? All Human. apparently better than it sounds
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,638 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First Time by Welcome2MyWorldxoxo reviews
After seeing something she shouldn't have Bella, with the help of Alice, decides that she will have Edward. Does it really matter that he's nine years older and her legal guardian? ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,301 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Other way by Mrs Shades reviews
Chad and Sonny 7 years in the future and pregnant, Sonny is turned on, but can't have sex because of the big baby bump, how does Chad Solve this
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Sonny M. - Complete
Aro's memories of Edward's lustful thoughts by Mxpi1970 reviews
Aro was thinking about a particular thought Edward had while watching her masturbate in her sleep and saying his name
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Aro, Edward - Complete
Hot night with the girls by AliceandRosalieCullen reviews
when Bella, Alice, and Rose are left at home for the evening, they don't think it will be very fun. They are in for a big surprise. One shot lemmon, something I had to get off my chest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Roadmap to Irritation by Mk Marie reviews
Three super hot but annoying guys, one cramped car, 3,000 miles of open highway, and me, Bella Swan... No good can come from this. All human. OOC. Read if you liked truck-napper!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Bella, Paul
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5697 - Favs: 3,113 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Giving In by FormallyKnownAsTeamBellaCullen reviews
Have you ever wondered what would have happened if Edward agreed to Bella's negotiation in Eclipse? This is my version of that scene in the Eclipse movie. Written in Bella's POV and uses the dialogue from the movie. Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,828 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cave by VampItUp.WolfItDown reviews
Bree and Diego spend the day in Diego's cave but decide to do a lot more than just talk. What happens in the cave, stays in the cave, right? Bree/Diego oneshot. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Bree, Diego - Complete
Annual Commemoration by FormallyKnownAsTeamBellaCullen reviews
We all know what happens on Bella's birthday, but what about Edward's? Here's my idea of Edward's birthday party. Lemons, lemons, lemons. The story is better than the summary, promise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Edward - Complete
Apples For My Teacher by VampireWizard93 reviews
Bella gives birth to Reneesme after the cullens leave, then is turned by Laurent. 30 years later she comes back to Forks as an English teacher only to find out she has some familiar students
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,976 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009
Say It, Out Loud by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
I don't expect my boyfriend to make some grand speech saying he promises to love me every single day of forever. Just that he loves me. And maybe the forever part. If he wants to add the 'every single day' line, I wouldn't be opposed. AH. O/S for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,303 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 182 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Make My Dreams Come True by ashel-13 reviews
SEQUEL TO MLOONAA! Join Bella, Edward, and the gang as they reunite during college for breaks! Fun, Fluff, Lemons, and of course DTE! OOC, AU, and All Human. Please read Making Love Out Of Nothing At All first!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 3859 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 2,217 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009
Looking For Love by safariwriter reviews
Our Bachelor- Edward Cullen... He has the lucky job of meeting and going out with ten women, eliminating one each week, until he finds the love he's been looking for! Join us every week as we watch Edward get to know all of these lovely ladies...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,031 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Motherzone by I'm Alec's Number 1 reviews
Renesmee caught Jacob cheating on her,Bella helps ease the pain.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Long Nights by LoveforPenandDerek reviews
Morgan and Garcia. They share a room during a case.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,481 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
A Moment of Madness by Isolde Jansma reviews
Written for Porn Battle X at Dreamwidth. Pure PWP, and I make no apologies for it. Enjoy. :D
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Todd, Jennifer K. - Complete
Carlisle's help by KatieySwan reviews
Edward doesn't think he has enough control to make love to Bella so he asks Carlisle for some help
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Before Bella by LolaWorld reviews
This is a short story involving Rosalie, Carlisle, Emmett and Edward. Rosalie gets in big trouble with Carlisle. After, Emmett and Edward get together and help Rosalie forget all about it in their very personal, special way. I do not own any Twilight characters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Carlisle, Rosalie, Edward, Emmett - Complete
That's What We Said by AwkwardYoga reviews
Two authors, one post-it note, no plans... Your guess is as good as ours. Rated M for language and...lemons? again, we have no clue where this is going, so...maybe?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,870 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Suave Secrets by ladyinblue6 reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan hate each other. Always have, always will. Right? AU, AH, OOC, Multiple PoV's.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,052 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bedtime Stories by Justine Lark reviews
Renesmee is a unique child, and ordinary bedtime stories just won't do! A few years post-BD, Edward puts his own spin on classic fairytales to help his daughter fall asleep. A different Twilight-style fairytale each chapter. Vampie & Sparkle Award winner!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,448 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Blender Tops Are Overrated Anyways by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
So, I went over to Edward Cullen's house to make smoothies. I wound up covered in smoothie mix and to make matters worse or better he read my panties and it turned my life around. Big, Fat, Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The To Do List by SPARK187 reviews
When Brick asks Blossom over to study, she accidentally comes across a list of thing to do, but everything on the list has something to do with her. What will she do?
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
An Itch You Can't Scratch: An Alternate Ending by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Bella's dealing with some personal issues. Too embarrassed to tell anyone, she decides to go to see the doctor alone. However the doctor that walks in, is not who she expected. Bella/Carlisle. WARNING: Medical Kink. This DOES contain sexual content/smut!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Dirty by SmutLover2000 reviews
Chad walks in on Sonny doing something dirty...what will happen?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Come Clean by shalu reviews
AU/AH Esme has the hots for her son Jasper's coach, but she thinks she's too old for him. Odds are she's wrong. Jasper's birthday pool party might provide the occasion for them both to come clean. Written for the Support Stacie Auction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,640 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Emmett, Esme - Complete
Strip Poker by SPARK187 reviews
During a blackout Butch and Buttercup play a game of strip poker with some very unique rules. Will things get out of hand?
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Buttercup, Butch - Complete
Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Disturbing Dreams by bunnylove28 reviews
Charlie finally gets some. So what's the problem? Slashy Lemony one shot. Mature Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Charlie S., Edward - Complete
Marshmallow Delight by shouvley reviews
As hard as Bella tries her lab professor, Dr. Cullen, always seems to distract her. When he makes an unorthodox assignment she does her best to keep her composure but he seems to be enjoying her discomfort a little too much. Bella/Carlisle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,580 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
I want you, you want me by Forever5by5 reviews
Rosalie has a little surprise for Bella after Biology class. FEMSLASH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Changing Prejudices by IHateCleanBreaks reviews
Bella is the night manager at a luxurious, but small hotel. She is not easily impressed by celebrities. Edward is a hotshot movie star who has forgotten that the world does not revolve around him. He books a room in her hotel. AH. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,600 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Outtakes for Changing Prejudices by IHateCleanBreaks reviews
Different outtakes for my T rated story Changing Prejudices. Rating different for each one. Some contain lemons. Rating is posted at the top of each outtake. AH, canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/28/2010
Just Say by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
NOMINATED at the Indie Twific Awards.“What if we’re not meant to be with each other as well?” Bella asked. “So?” Jasper replied. “Um…” “Then make a mistake with me.” He whispered. Complimentary Story to the oneshot songfic, SAY ALL I NEED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,492 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Wickers by Portrait reviews
The Cullen family signs up for the show Wife Swap. Parody.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,105 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Esme, Alice - Complete
Teach Me by MoonBox87 reviews
With his first consumation with his girlfriend fast approaching and the fear of being inadequate growing. Timmy decides the best thing to do is have someone teach him. And who better to do that with than Vicky? Lemony goodness inside, no kids!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Timmy, Vicki - Complete
Becomes Everything by BrownEyeddGirl reviews
Sequel to BECOMES ATTAINABLE! Bella and Edwards life is perfect. They started college, moved away from Forks, and are on the road to starting their own lives together. But what if things start to go wrong? Full summery inside! AH/AU. Slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 251,056 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nara by RachyDoodle reviews
After being placed in the Witness Protection Programme, Bella Swan is sent to live with the Cullens. But when even the Cullens or their son Edward cannot keep her safe, what will she do? BxE All human. Canon pairing
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,083 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
SGA: Doctor Meredith by spookysister7 reviews
An Ancient machine turns McKay into a woman, and that's only the beginning of his problems! He runs into Kolya and finds himself the victim of some unwanted attention. Based on Ellex's 'Keeping Dr. Meredith'. Non-slashy and slashy alternating chaps
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 48,482 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Rodney M., John S.
The Naughty School girl with a twist by Deadly Desires 09 reviews
Now moved- read note in profile page.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4821 - Favs: 4,293 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
PantyWearing Freak by Jennmc75 reviews
What could Bella walk in on that would scar her for life?Christmas will never be the same for Bella, especially when one song keeps playing every time she turns on the radio. Rated M for disturbing metal images ;
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Embracing Tradition by bigdamnxenafan
Elizabeth introduces Teyla to Christmas in Atlantis.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Elizabeth W., Teyla E. - Complete
Mince Pies & Mistletoe by ElaineDex reviews
AU One Shot Fluff for XMAS - It's Christmas Eve and Major Lorne is having difficulty using his mistletoe. Will he fall forfeit or can someone save him from the Atlantis festive Truth or Dare madness?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - E. Lorne - Complete
Marked by WraithRaider reviews
Ronon marks Carson as his own
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,948 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Carson B., Ronon D. - Complete
She's into Teachers by Stargirl888 reviews
So this is your classic school girl lemon - I know it cliched but that doesn't mean you wont enjoy it ;p AU/AH. One-shot. Graphic Lemon. Non-Canon. Edward/Rosalie
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Locker Room by Hopes-light reviews
Fem-slash- rated R18 bella was kept late to bring up her Gym grade little did she know what she would walk into when she went into the locker room- bad at summaries lemons galore
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 77 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Bella, Lauren - Complete
Edward, Truth or Dare? by KatalinaK16 reviews
Bella and Edward play Truth or Dare, and it gets out of control. Emmett in the end! Bellas POV. Bella's human and Edwards a vamp. Last Chapter is finally out: I'm really sorry about the unreal amount of time it took.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Service Is It's Own Reward by mistertwister reviews
My one shot for the Miztrezboo birthday extravaganza! Also my first complete attempt at ANY FF! Rosalie is an uptown gal- sexy and sophisticated. Watch what happens when she ends up in her favorite shoe store with two hunky clerks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Ben and Gwen bangin it by The Ram 94 reviews
Ben and Gwen admit their feelings
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Ben T., Gwen T. - Complete
Accidentally on Purpose by Makai Goddess Ookami reviews
TJ isn't entirely sure how it happened. TJ/Camille .
Stargate: Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Camile W., Lt. T. Johansen/T.J. - Complete
Miley Stewart Has Got It Going On by patricia51 reviews
Sequel to my story "Lilly's Mom". Lilly sometimes doesn't notice things; like how her mom and Miley are spending a lot of time together. But then she comes home one afternoon and finds they have got VERY close. Femslash. Miley/Heather. Lilly's POV.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S. - Complete
Oral Lessons by Jennmc75 reviews
Outtake from Knowing That You Love Me. Emmett eaves drops on a very important lesson Alice and Rose teach Bella. Rated M for language and sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
Begging for Forgiveness by Jennmc75 reviews
This one shot is a continuation of Oral Lessons. Rose is mad at Emmett for spying on the girls. What lengths will he go to in order to be forgiven? My entry for the Love Through Lemons Contest. Rated M for lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
My Arranged Gay Marriage by Children of the Shadows reviews
Lily is constantly trying to set Remus up with random and strange men. This time it's Sirius Black, and while Remus is reluctant to accept it, he might just be the one. Only, Sirius's intentions aren't all that pure. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,039 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Little Bella by Ariane1126 reviews
Bella is four years old when she is found by the Cullens. She grows up with them and they soon discover she is special.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 91,904 - Reviews: 1769 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Abuse by TorpleKnope reviews
Edward never came back in New Moon,Bella married Jacob and had a daughter.He is abusive. What happens when Edward comes back and discovers their daughter? How will her existence affect the relationship between her and the Cullens?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 69,791 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5837 - Favs: 9,797 - Follows: 3,244 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Setting Sun by ShesInLoveWithTheBoy reviews
His beautiful face looked disapointed. "You're not coming." It wasn't a question.I took a deep breath & answered "Could you go? If it were me?" Can Bella deal with seeing Edward get married to another woman? & Is Edward sure he's made the right choice?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,015 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Amor Fati: Will to Power by January Q reviews
I finally have a title! Sequel to 'Another Chance' ***Bella and Edward try to continue on with their lives, now that they must stay with the Volturi.***
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,379 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Million More Mistakes by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella is pregnant with her BFFs brother, Edward. Scared, she moves away but, 5 years later, Edward shows up. As Bella falls for him again, she realises that she has to tell him everything... until he introduces his fiancee... NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,436 - Reviews: 4389 - Favs: 2,960 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Whats Sex? by chrisso reviews
One-Shot Renesmee asks Carlisle about sex
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Carlisle, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Guardian Agent by archer24 reviews
Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 2736 - Favs: 2,601 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alex's Dream by im.a.smut reviews
Alex has a dream. Terrible with summaries, but a good read. One-Shot!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Alex R. - Complete
Two Worlds by babedarlingpotter reviews
Bella Swan is the new student in Forks High and she finds out that she's not the only one with a secret. Juggling her superstar duties, homework, nosy friends and Edward Cullen, will she be able to survive public school?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 155,211 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Boyfriend's Parents by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella goes downstairs to get a drink at her boyfriend's and finds more than just a glass of water. LEMONS AH OOC Bella/Esme/Carlisle - you have been warned. Adult themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,723 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Esme - Complete
For You by btvsna reviews
Charlie and Renee had a whirlwind young romance. Care to see how it got started? Written for the Love for the Unloved contest. Lemons ahead.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Charlie S., Renée - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by Mk Marie reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends for years. What happens to their relationship when she comes home for a visit, carrying a secret that will change everything? How will it affect all the others? All Human, AU. All canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 180,550 - Reviews: 2571 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's NOT BELLA! by edWaRd'sGiRL0630 reviews
What would you do if one day you woke up and were suddenly Bella Swan? That's exactly what happens to Sarah, a huge Twilight fangirl...what will she do when she meets the supposed love of her life? Would you tell him he's a fictional character?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 112,437 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's New First Day of School by dancethemango reviews
When Bella becomes a vampire, all seems good. but when starting anew at a school in Vermont, will she be too human?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,656 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella - Complete
AbuseContinued by pansexualslytherin reviews
Abuse continued in my point of writing. THIS IS MY FIRST FANFIC! I do not own Twilight SM does and the characters in this story belong to the mind of ihatejacob1! Read and I hope u like it! What happens when Bella finds a new and strange smell? Lizzy? huh
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,273 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
I've Been Bad Mr Cullen by tothis44beat reviews
Bella Swan is having naughty dreams about a certain green eyed teacher. What will happen when he needs to talk to her about a test she's been failing? AH, Lemons, a bit OCC. My first fanfic. Be nice and review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll Remember You Always by greypoynter reviews
COMPLETE- The boys find an unconscious girl in the street and help her. When she wakes up, she doesn't remember anything. A love story with many unexpected surprises starts when she moves to Dougie's house and trys to find out who she is.
Just My Luck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,209 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
How I Broke by ShesInLoveWithTheBoy reviews
One-shot for my story "Setting Sun." How Edward and Bella ended.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Supernatural by Clear Plastic reviews
Bella talks to the dead. Or rather, the dead talk to her. She's the one that all ghosts go to when they need help to 'move on'. So what happens when she meets an exceedingly attractive ghost in her new home who, apparently, doesn't want her help?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,817 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Waves of Lust by i.heart.the.doctor reviews
This is a lemon for Shalinda. Edward isn't happy with the attention Jacob has been giving her so he shows her how she's his on a small boat on the middle of a lake.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Missed Year by silver drip reviews
AU: How can one year change the world of Twilight? Bella moves to Forks in her Senior year instead of Junior year. How will this change her personality and what happens when she meets another Cullen before Edward? EdwardxBella and BellaxCarlisle Lemons. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 48,939 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Carlisle, Bella, Edward - Complete
Some locker room slash for Punkfarie by i.heart.the.doctor reviews
After swimming practice Emmett and Tyler have a bit of fun in the locker room ; this story is dedicated to Punkfarie :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Emmett, Tyler - Complete
Lemon for my imdb new moon chatroll girlies by i.heart.the.doctor reviews
they asked me to write a Edward/ Angela lemon that is set in a closet... so here it is :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Angela, Edward - Complete
Expecting by btvsna reviews
Rose and Bella are expecting a new arrival in their lives. Warning: Femslash. Lemon ahead. Written for the Twislash Unveiled contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Witches of Twilight by raca reviews
Bella discovers a truth about the 'mythical' world long before leaving Phoenix. Seeking out her friends, she finds herself in Forks and surrounded by creatures that shouldn't exist. A retelling of Twilight filled with Magic and staring a powerful Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 117,547 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Heavens, Carlisle! by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
Clueless Carlisle finally begins to discover the secrets his family has been hiding after revealing one of his own. WARNING do not read while drinking anything that may cause choking because of laughter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Carlisle, Felix - Complete
What my girlfriend doesn't know by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
Alice and Jasper Hale are practically a couple. So then why is he so secretive about his problem with his Mom? And more importantly, why won't he tell her what the problem is? HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 1983 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
A Romantic vacation Cullen Style by bunnylove28 reviews
What happens when the entire Cullen family including Bella goes on vacation to Paris? the women plan on seduce the men. Family fun by day, romance by night. normal pairings. Mature content. Better than summary. Please Review.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,531 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Complete
Becomes Attainable by BrownEyeddGirl reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since birth. They've been though everything together, but once one confesses their love, will their friendship be able to handle the transition? Or will the dramas of a relationship be too much? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 201,483 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ghosts and Fate by Lipsticked Mirror reviews
Leah is not ready for Sam and Emily's wedding. On the eve of the "great" event, Leah is visited by the three ghosts of her life--past, present, and future. Will Leah see why her life is as it is and finally embrace what Fate has in store for her?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,185 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Leah
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1824 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Killing Mike Newton by The EB's reviews
We love to kill Mike, because he's just so much more fun dead than alive. So we're going to. Repeatedly. Rated M in case my girls want to up the gore factor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Mike
Wand Control by Valie reviews
Alex is all about manipulating people. Harper is about to realize how much her friend enjoys manipulating them. -Alex/Harper- -Femslash- -Smut- -Ficlet-
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Alex R., Harper - Complete
Sexual Education:A Jacobx Renesmee x Emmett Story by calhale reviews
Emmett and Jacob are baby sitting when Renesmee asked about sex.And not just sex but homosexual sex. Now the boys have to give her the "Talk". Hilariousness insues. Rated M for language and implied relationship between jake and Em. mentions yaoi.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Present: A Carlisle x Jasper Story by calhale reviews
Christmas at the Cullen's can get alittle weird, especially when name cards get mixed up. What will Jasper's present inspire him to do? Rated M for yaoi Carlisle x Jasper roleplaying.. "let's play doctor."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Mike Seeks Therapy by The EB's reviews
Mike Newton is now an unemployable fictional character, he seeks therapy in the hope of finding out why his character isnt as successful as the other Twilight characters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Mike - Complete
The Letter by greypoynter reviews
COMPLETE- Dougie recieves the letter he wrote to himself 6 years ago and tries to make up for the mistakes he made in the past... But maybe it's too late to realize he's done mistakes.
Just My Luck - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,153 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
Heartbreak and Harvard by vampiregirl143 reviews
AH Edward and Bella have been best friends since birth, but Edward broke her heart on her 13th birthday. 5 years later with both of them attending Harvard in the fall will Bella find it in her heart to forgive him, or will it be heartbreak all over again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 122,032 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire Cuffs by bunnylove28 reviews
After 24 years of marriage, Esme decides it time for a little change in the bedroom. Sort of Companion piece to Romantic Vacation Cullen Style. Better than Summary. mature Content. One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Intentional Cruelties by Wedjatqi reviews
An alien consciousness in control of Teyla has some nasty fun with John, sharing some truths about how Teyla really feels about him. JT
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Teyla E., John S. - Complete
IM conversations by Scarlett Redd reviews
A collection of random and funny conversations through IM between Twilight characters. Requests are welcome and encouraged! I'm just writing this for fun... it is meant to be entirely pointless and funny... It's just to give me a bit of a break...Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,515 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 8/13/2007
statue by staro9 reviews
With an unexpected and a bit ironic twist, Leah Clearwater has imprinted on a vampire. How can she cope with yet another surprising event in her life? Would this be a cause of another confrontation with the Volturi? btw: everything's owned by Ms. Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,925 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Leah - Complete
Keep Holding On by zombiebounce reviews
Bella catches Edward and Alice cheating. She calls of the wedding and Jasper files a divorce with Alice. What happens when Jasper and Bella hang out adn realize they have feelings stronger then friendship?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Faker by LoveLustButterflies reviews
Bella isnt who she says she is.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
One Missed Call by TorpleKnope reviews
Have you ever seen that horror movie "One Missed Call"? What happens when the chain of death phone calls reaches the Cullens and Bella? Super funny, very NON-SCARY between Eclipse and BD.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
First Period by ShesInLoveWithTheBoy reviews
Nessie gets her first period... And only the guys are home. Renesmee P.O.V.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8905 - Favs: 14,959 - Follows: 3,128 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire or Werewolf? by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Edward and Jacob switch bodies for a day....Will they be able to handle Edward in a werewolf body, and Jacob in a Vampire body? What does Bella think?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Complete
Oliver's Present by patricia51 reviews
Sequel to "Oliver's Dilemma". It's Oliver's Birthday and Miley and Lilly are acting, well, like they're lovers. He knows that they are but why are they acting like THAT in front of him? Liley goodness. Rated "M" for sexual situations.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S., Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete
Got to Love your Brothers by MRS.waitforit.STARK reviews
Remember when Edward said that he had asked Emmett, Jasper, and Carlisle about sex in Breaking Dawn? Well, what really happened in the "brother to brother" moment? WARNING: you will laugh. For little red dragon-fly’s That's my sibling! contest
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Bathroom Necessities by denofsin reviews
One-Shot. Edward takes care of buisness after chapter 20 of Eclipse. Rated M for Fapward. Canon, In Character because canonward totally masturbates like a fiend, don't deny it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lilly's Mom Has Got it Going On by patricia51 reviews
What if Robbie Ray isn't the only one who thinks Heather Truscott is hot? Femslash. Miley/Heather with a hint of Liley. Rated M for sexual content. Note: There is NO inappropriate contact between a minor and an adult.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S., Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete
It's Just A Game by DorothyInDisguise reviews
Bella and Edward were best friends... that's until he moved. Now 6 years later he is back and they HATE each other. Edward is a jock and Bella HATES jocks. Will Alice and Rosalie be able to save the day? Will their plan work? All Human. ExB; JxA; EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 93,527 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
RANDOM TWILIGHT by zombiebounce reviews
a bunch of random one-shots that are compleatly random that me adn crystal wrote together casue we are wierd like that! WE PROMISE THAT IT WILL BE FUNNY, os if you need a good laugh read this R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008
You Belong With Me by BumpSetSpike2014 reviews
Short 5 pages one shot based off of Taylor Swift's "You Belong With Me". Bella/Jasper AU/AH. Rated T for some language, or just 2 be safe, Thanks. READ AND REVIEW.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Truth or dare jasper style by jasperlover89 reviews
Jasper and Bella Decide to play truth or dare with the family. They will get back at them for the other times there played. JasperXBella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Heartbreak and Harvard Outtakes by vampiregirl143 reviews
Follow Edward and Bella through the more personal and intimate side of their relationship.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,655 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
Viva la Vida by Vickery reviews
It's the last day of school, and neither of them certainly didn't expect this outcome. Bwen, BenxGwen. Rated M for a reason. Please review, seeing this is my first story and all. Thanks :
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Ben T., Gwen T. - Complete
Early Sex Ed by Kari Twilight Mist reviews
Bella comes across some interesting information regarding the earliest Sexual Education classes in America and how it relates to Edward. No smut involved! Rated for discussion content.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wrestling: An Esme x Rosalie Story by calhale reviews
This is the story of Rosalie and Esme. When left to their own devices, how will the girls get along. This story contains Yuri and Yaoi. rated M for a reason. Takes place after the fourth book.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Rosalie, Esme - Complete
Mike's Little Problem by 0041523 reviews
..."Mike, seriously, you are 18 not 80, how could you not get it up?" she says. "Shut up, Jessica." he says. "And your dick! What was that? Three inches? I have TAMPONS bigger than —" she's cut off. "SHUT. UP!" -MxJ- M for Crude Language and Dirty Humor
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Mike, Jessica - Complete
Teardrops On My Guitar by zombiebounce reviews
One-shot. Cullens are vamps. What if Bella fell for Jasper instead but both of them were to scared to the each other. Jessica takes matters into her own hands and signs Bella up for the talent show. Based on Taylor Swifts song Teardrops On My Guitar. J/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Top 15 Things To Remember While Dating a Human by nomorever reviews
This Emmet's list of things Edward should remember while he is dating Bella. One shot. Re-edited to fix the cut-out words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Fair Game by Cael-El595 reviews
Ben 10000, Gwen and a popsicle. Enough said
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/25/2009 - [Ben T., Gwen T.] - Complete
You Asked Me to Love You by Secret Hate of Indecision reviews
AH/AU. Rosalie and Bella Swan are new at Central Parkway Boarding School. While Rosalie gains instant attention, Bella struggles to fit in. She later meets Edward and Alice, siblings who have a precarious past. Can she find love through all the drama? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,524 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11675 - Favs: 8,650 - Follows: 2,614 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dating Remus Lupin by Children of the Shadows reviews
Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who's quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius's interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn't quite as easy as it looked. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,515 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Hello, Stranger by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
A college class has everyone pairing up as married couples for 28 days. But how hard would it be to focus on passing the class when you’re paired up with your worst enemy’s girlfriend? How much worse when you actually started to fall for her? ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,802 - Reviews: 2708 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 2,306 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Things Edward Saw by cocacola2 reviews
Sometimes Edward's gift can be quite an annoyance, but other times... Esme/Rosalie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Esme, Rosalie - Complete
The Six Truths of Life by BellaandEdward4EVER2580 reviews
A funny little one-shot I wrote when I was bored. Emmett gets an e-mail and forwards it to everyone. Better than the summary sounds. Read and review please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
The life of Kimberly Shalonne by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
This is the promised one-shot about Kimmy. If you have not read Truth or Dare particularly chapters 20 and 21 you will not understand. Contains non-descriptive rape
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Alice - Complete
Are You Nervous? by perfect.imperfectionsxx reviews
Oliver & Lilly play an innocent game that leads to something a little more PG-13. Oliver/Lilly Oneshot :D
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Lilly T./Lola L., Oliver O./ Mike S. III - Complete
High School Reunions by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
The envelope is on the mat, but will Bella go? She hasn’t been back to Forks for years - but is now the time to relive the past?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,581 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Pleasure by Seyance reviews
I heard the soft hum of the vibrator as I sat quietly on the bed, trying to calm down my raging erection. Charlie was out, and the rest of my family out to hunt. - Emmett & Bella. One-Shot. Don't like? Don't read! Review if you like it!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Choices by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Tess is forced to move to her old town, La Push, unaware that her childhood bully, Jacob Black will be living right across from her house. To make things more complicated, Jacob has imprinted on her and can't seem to stay away. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,606 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Jacob, Edward
Red Is Her Colour by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Bella Cullen is a very bored and horny vampire. Edward has been forced to go away to catch up with old friends. So when her need becomes too great, she enlists the help of Jazz and Em. THREESOME
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 76 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Alice's Top Ten Reasons For Bella To Become A Vamp by Mandaorta reviews
Title explains it all! But Alice gives her reasons for Bella becoming a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Vestry by anxiousgeek reviews
Sam/Cam. A pre wedding pep-talk. Sex.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2009 - [S. Carter, C. Mitchell] - Complete
Mama is in Control by tomato blush reviews
Bella is pregnant and Edward is horny...what could happen? Esme could! Vampires Lemon. Smut. whatever you call it. Won 2nd place! for the only pancake and voldemortperfumes crack pairing contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Esme, Edward - Complete
Oliver's Oops by patricia51 reviews
Oliver sees something he wasn't supposed to see. Liley. Rated "M" for sexual situations.
Hannah Montana - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Hannah M./Miley S., Lilly T./Lola L. - Complete
Harper's Heaven by Arnold McGuire 335 reviews
Harper makes love to Justin for the first time. based on the episode "Baby Cupid". First ever JustinXHarper mature story. title reference: Harper's Island
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Justin R., Harper - Complete
Nights with Marie Black by louisa.hughes reviews
Jacob and Elle's daughter finds love in an unexpected place, but will they be able to stay together, after she knows the truth? Also ET/Nessie Edward/Bella and Jacob/Elle. ENJOY KIDDOS! M for language, bumbumbum, and descriptive nudity/foreplay.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009
Nights with Jacob Black by louisa.hughes reviews
Elle came to Forks to see her father, Carlisle. Little did she know, she would meet a guy that would become her everything, but never feel the same for her... or would he? m for future bumbumbum! and descriptive rape.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,860 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Jacob - Complete
Fetishes by CheesyFace reviews
Bella gets signed up by Alice to a help group for her 'amusing' fetish, there she meets Edward and they find that getting over their fetish is going to be just a bit harder than they thought.....but do they really need to get over it?......nah. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
All This Talk About Sex by ShesInLoveWithTheBoy reviews
Renesmee needs a sex talk, bad. But can her parents get around to that before Edward kills Jacob? One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
In the Doctor's Bedroom by kaia2008 reviews
Jasper and Bella enjoy some time alone during a party. Rated M **lemons**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 117 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Will you Email me? by gethsemane342 reviews
Based on the quote 'Will you e-mail me' from Eclipse. Angela sends e-mails to Bella, but Bella never replies. Gradually, Angela has to accept that their friendship has died.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Angela, Bella - Complete
Real Reason? by Crazy Dueling Dragon Snake reviews
Takes place after Enemy at the Gate. John isn't buying what Todd said for going to them for help. Slash JohnxTodd. Yes I need mental help. R&R Oneshot
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2009 - John S., Todd - Complete
Truth or Dare by Mmm.Bby reviews
One-shot! Bella joins the pack for a night of fun around a bonfire. The innocent bonfire turns into a dirty game of Truth or Dare and Bella shows her true feels for Jacob. Bella/Jacob Mature Content! Smut! Lemon! Don't read if you are under 18!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 117 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
What else could go wrong! by JadeStern reviews
A oneshot about what can go wrong when two virgins try to deflower each other. Together Edward and Bella try to answer the following questions. What size? Flavored or Vibrating? Why aren’t you inside of me yet! Please read and review but keep in mind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
For the Good of the Pack by shouvley reviews
Quil is sexually repressed waiting for Claire and his hormones are taking their toll on the pack. Nessie decides to take one for the team/pack to help Quil. LEMONY GOODNESS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Quil Jr. - Complete
Once upon a time by Musings of a Shaken Mind reviews
Once upon a time, the Cullens were walking through some random desert somewhere, sparkling. Of course, this was completely irrational and pretty damn careless because of…you know… the whole sparkling thing... A Twilight/Host Crossover.
Crossover - Twilight & Host - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Complete
Fairytale by so.pixie.like reviews
Bella wants Renesmeé to enjoy her childhood the best way possible: listening to fairytales.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
Coupling by Lonestarr reviews
One of the keys to a successful marriage is keeping an open mind.
Replacements - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Vampire Chat Room by cornflowers reviews
When Edward is with Alice one day while Bella is at the Cullen's, Bella decides to check out Edward's laptop, and finds a very interesting website...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007
Papercut Skin by the-glory-days reviews
Alice tries to spice up things in the bedroom, but what happens when she suggests something so completely outrageous? What happens when she suggests role playing as Edward and Bella? -WON SECOND PLACE in the Jasper and Alice Roleplaying Lemon Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Happy Time by darlingtigerangel reviews
There's to much lust in the Cullen's House. Can Edward handle it? Or will he resort to some self enjoyment? First One-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cullens' First Halloween by dancethemango reviews
How does a vampire celebrate Halloween? They normally don't. But then again, the cullens aren't normal vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Alice
Code Word by KatalinaK16 reviews
Bella waits for Edward when he is out hunting. He comes back, but he is hungry for something else. BPOV. Edward's a vamp and Bella's human. R&R Please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Doctor, Doctor by EmmettsTeddyBear reviews
Bella needs her yearly check up, what happens at the appointment? Smut-a-licious. I even blushed when writing it! Bella/ ? Dr. Cullen
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bella - Complete
Void by anxiousgeek reviews
Sam/Fifth. AU New Order fic.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2008 - [S. Carter, Fifth] - Complete
Alice's Vision by KatalinaK16 reviews
Alice has a vision of Bella and Edward. Somebody gets tied up. ORAL. Bellas POV. Bellas human and Edwards a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Baby Names by shouvley reviews
One-Shot. Melanie is pregnant. One night she and Jared are discussing baby names and Jared an interesting and entertaining suggestion.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Melanie S./Mel, Jared H. - Complete
BD: Immortal Souls by Nostalgicmiss reviews
An alternative ending to the Twilight saga. I hate saying goodbye so this is my own ending. Continues on from the first chapter of SM's Breaking Dawn, read the first chapter of the book and it takes off from there. No offense intended. LEMONS ;0
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 155,357 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella - Complete
The Scientific Method by nodoubtrox reviews
Written for the "Unwavering" prompt battle! Rodney and Jennifer are locked in a room together, and aren't being let out until they give their captors what they want: a view of the mating patterns of the people of Atlantis.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Rodney M., Jennifer K. - Complete
Aurora Broreais by bellspirit reviews
This story is written by momomonkey. It is A twilight wizards of waverly place xover. At first these wizards find themselves taking a small vacation with Mr. Russo's friend, Carlisle. Then when Alex gets a crazy idea, what will happen? Please Review.
Crossover - Twilight & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Alice, Alex R. - Complete
Teacher's Pet by WriterSymone reviews
Lemon. That's all I really have to say. The story explains itself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Education of our Peers by Emmeline Rose reviews
The Cullen family, including Bella, have been nominated to become student teachers. When Jasper teaches History and Edward is the school Phsycologist, all hell breaks loose. What will happen when vampires take over the school?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,184 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008
The Wedding Dress by Shekiah Rosay reviews
Rosalie takes one more stab at changing Bella's mind about becoming a vampire. When Edward and Alice are out, she switches Bella's wedding dress with the blood-spattered one she wore when she killed Royce King. Edward gets back and isn't too happy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Rosalie, Bella - Complete
Experiments by Jasmine Kay reviews
Bella experiments with a Fudge Pop. Better than it sounds. warning: Very kinky and lemony. bxE ONESHOT. warnig: not for the weak hearted if you cant stomach the idea of edward and bella having wild torrid and very kinky sex then dont read this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
A Prize To Be Won by TheSilverWolfisBack reviews
Sam and Emily *Lemons*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Sam, Emily - Complete
The Shiny Volvo by Seyance reviews
Edward & Bella have broken past Edward's boundaries previously, and now, they go at it hard & rough in his Volvo. B/E One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fun In Water by Seyance reviews
What happens when it's a really hot day in Forks? Lemon One-Shot. All Human. Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Physical Fitness Test by Rissohma reviews
Forks has it's first Physical Fitness Test with Bella and all of the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008
Magic Moans by Arnold McGuire 335 reviews
Another story with Alex and Max with it. Max uses magic on Alex to make her aroused! based on the plot for "The 10 minute crazy sale"! Remake now up by Spartan237
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Alex R., Max R. - Complete
Lost: A fanfiction for The Host by three.hills reviews
One Shot. Mel and Wanderer each have separate desires...they discover the benefits of compromise with Jared and Ian. Intense Lemons...very mature content! Read and review please! Let me know if you need more Host stories!
Host - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Edward in Gym by Hyacinth Blue reviews
Edward in gym class, title sums it up. This is just for laughs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Alice in Health Class by Hyacinth Blue reviews
What happens when Alice is reuired to take Sex Ed? Oneshot, hope you like it! AxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Don't Stain the Couch! by allthegoodpennamesaretaken reviews
Emmett and Bella are home alone and after going to the wrong channel decide to have some fun. Blow job, Oneshot, EmmettxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 1/16/2008
You Know You Addicted To MLOONA When by TheMagicLampshade reviews
You Know Your Addicted To 'Making Love Out Of Nothing At Al'l When... is a list dedicated to the awesome Twilight fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Ask Abigail by official spoonlicker reviews
In a moment of confusion about Edward, Jessica writes a letter to the school advice column. Havoc ensues! Set before Bella's arrival. Enjoy! --Revival to come!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Edward, Jessica
In Ten Years by silver drip reviews
AU: Bella is an immortal being that only appears on earth every 10 years. On one of these days she meets an 8 year old Edward and promises to see him in 10 years. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wizardly Sibling Love by Arnold McGuire 335 reviews
Alex and Max make love to get rid of boredom. My first WOWP story!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Alex R., Max R. - Complete
Pumpkin Pie by SexyScottishDoc reviews
Janet had promised Bra'tac more than just pumpkin pie. Janet/Bra'tac
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - J. Fraiser, Braítac - Complete
It was good while it lasted by Columbine Goblinshimmer reviews
Duke and Viola share an intimate experience.. until it gets interrupted.
She's the Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
Haggis from Algernon by Rude Gus reviews
The fic about nothing. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,200 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Emmett's Proud Sex Story by Alice Cullens reviews
One Shot, 100 word dare! The weirdest place Emmett had sex. Enjoy. Funny!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Tricks and Treats by Jess13 reviews
The gang has some fun – some perhaps not originally intended – at Mitchell's Halloween party. Takes place in S10. CV and SD pairings. Now complete!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 10/29/2007 - C. Mitchell, Vala - Complete
Chocolate by Smudge the rat reviews
“Do you know how long it has been,” he moaned, “Since I have tasted chocolate?” CarsonRadek slash.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Carson B., Radek Z. - Complete
Alice 911 by xxpitchjasperxx reviews
finally a jasper alice lemon. its kinky ppl. beware. rated M for a friggin reason. although as far as my opinion is concerned its friggin hilarious.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Lab Experiment by Pajus reviews
Challenged by Litepulsar. Written as sequel to chapter 5 of 'Be my Valentine'. You'll understand it even if you didn't read the named chapter. ZelenkaWeir ship. WARNING: Explicit sexual scenes
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Elizabeth W., Radek Z. - Complete
All Kidding Aside by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,280 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lust by 0xNatashax0 reviews
A hot fight then some sweaty fun....
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Ronon D., Teyla E. - Complete
Never Have I Ever by Donna Lynn reviews
An innocent game of Never Have I Ever between John, Teyla, Ford and McKay, turns into something more than John and Teyla expected.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,599 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2005 - [John S., Teyla E.] - Complete
The Box by dust2134 reviews
Dexter's newest work is a Cable Box that can pick-up any channel around the world, The catch is that it includes p0rn. What would happen to him once he figures that out?. (one shot of two Chapters)
Dexter's Laboratory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Complete
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