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Joined 07-16-09, id: 2010115, Profile Updated: 09-14-13
Author has written 2 stories for Avatar.

Hmm... what to put here... let's see...

Well, I'm male for one...

I'm 22.

I read a lot, (Why do you think I'm here)

I am a self-proclaimed nerd, (Not the super geeky, taped glasses kind. Just a science-fiction/fantasy fan and gamer, that enjoys learning about neat stuff)

Some quotes I find amusing:

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”-- Robert McCloskey

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”-- Oscar Wilde

Sections I frequent:

NOTE: I usually only have one or two stories that I actively check up on, because, as Sturgeon's Law states, "90 percent of everything is crap," but, of course "the remaining 10 percent is to die for".

--Zelda: 'Cause it's awesome.

--Avatar: Awesome movie, so I hoped it would spawn awesome fics.

--Sins of a Solar Empire: An awesome game that is, really, wide open for fics, still waiting for a good one though.

--Puella Magi Madoka Magica: Yeah, I'm not even gonna try to make this one sound manly. It tore my heart out, doused it in gasoline, and threw a match... and I love those girls all the more for it.

Story:

The Legend of Zelda: Destroyers' Legacy

--A FreeSpace2 / Zelda Crossover.

-- --REMOVED due to crappieness and loss of interest.

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Splint by helenamarkos reviews
An injured Ranger finds himself with an unlikely rescuer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 353,294 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Orc, Human
The Silent Kingdom by Freedan the Eternal reviews
One year after the death of Ganondorf, Link finds everything he cares for torn from him once again. In the company of Midna and Princess Zelda, he must travel to a faraway land to find an ancient magic power to save not only Hyrule, but the world...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 138 - Words: 961,774 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Link, Midna
Dust Effect by Kriss1989 reviews
Yang has awoken on the Citadel. Wait, where's the Citadel? Space? What the flip? How did she get into space? Join Yang and Shepard as they travel through the gallaxy on a wild adventure to stop Saren and find Yang a way home. Rated M for some language and space violence.
Crossover - Mass Effect & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,351 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Conrad V., Shepard (F), Yang Xiao Long
The Dragon King's Temple by Kryal reviews
The spite of the spirits opened a door better left untouched. On the other hand, with Fire and Earth as one's allies, sometimes escaping is the easy part.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 212,762 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Complete
Tales of a Security Chief, Vol III by bookdragon01 reviews
Due to characters that won't stop telling stories in my head, Vol III: continuing stories of Security Chief Sam Giotto, a 50-something on a ship filled with 20-somethings his captain included. A series of largely unrelated one-shots about his experiences.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,946 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 12/5/2010
Brave New Day by liferefined reviews
A year after the events of the movie, the first ISV arrives at Pandora. Jake Sully and the remaining humans would just as soon send them away, but nothing goes according to plan, and soon Kyle Fischer's life will be changed forever because of it.
Avatar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 495,316 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010
Surrogate of Zero by Charles Bhepin reviews
Being a documentary of the interactions of Shinjicus Ikaricus Ineptus, in Halkeginia, the natural habitat of the Tsundere. Narrated by Langley-Sohryu, Asuka, PhD.
Crossover - Evangelion & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,977 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011
The Unsinkable Dr B by Seldavia reviews
Self-aware Space Pirate Dr. B has found a position as a scientist with the Federation, and Samus brings new things for him to examine. But nothing stays simple for long when Samus is involved, and Dr. B already has his hands full understanding hominids.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
A curse, not a blessing by Insane. Certifiably reviews
The golden power of the goddesses, the Triforce, was the greatest blessing they ever bestowed upon Hyrule and the worst curse that could ever be imagined.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Zelda, Link, Ganondorf - Complete
Ultimatum by Igaveuponthisyearsago reviews
Ivan, an Avatar driver, has a choice, become one of the people or die. A simple choice? Not for him, a lifetime of war has left him scarred; he is haunted by his past and what he is. Can he leave it all behind and embrace the Na'vi way of life?
Avatar - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,512 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010
Terra's Tears by Xeal II reviews
Years have passed since the exile of the Sky People. Communication with Earth has been lost and all dare to hope that mankind has abandoned any attempt at reconquest. The appearance of a heavily armed warship in orbit changes everything.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,291 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Jake S., Neytiri
Precedent by reathai reviews
Despite Link's snickering, Midna tossed me her amused expression. "You're Dark Link, then. We'll come up with a nickname later, since you think that's such a cumbersome mouthful. Link, meet Dark Link. We can pretend he's your evil twin." SEQUEL POSTED.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 149,609 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Midna, Dark Link - Complete
I, Pirate by Seldavia reviews
A solitary Space Pirate has an odd reaction to Phazon and starts to think for itself. The first story featuring Dr. B.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,571 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
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Blue Amazonians reviews
An alternate history, where the continent of South America develops a typical Pandoran biosphere -minus the poison atmosphere. Follows several perspectives, from the 1500's to the modern day.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,077 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011
Only Human reviews
I'm human, you're human; we all know that, though we may be unsavory at times, we're not completely evil. This story focuses on human charicters, with possibly a slight AU depending on how it turns out.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011