Morzan's Elvish Daughter
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Age:15

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Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Stop the racism

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I go in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll still be black. But you: When you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored."

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Post this on your profile to make someone smile

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time...


In Remembrance:
In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome warewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his toosh kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring.

Great email I recieve earlier today;

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you broke wind consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.
(Don't try this at home; maybe at work or school)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the. ..?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm...)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference? Also, I'M left handed. I don't want to die 9 years younger. I want to live to the ripe old age of 408)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

(taken from C.Rara's profile)

Kel and the Field Monitor (Squire) - "I don't know why I came over because you know the rules as well as I do, but Raoul wanted me to tell you that if you got killed he would never speak to you again." "So helpful"

Kyprioth (Tricksters Choice) - "Cooked or Raw, Sausages are NOT the food of the Gods"

Kel's Thoughts, qouting Numair Salmalin (Lady Knight) - 'When in doubt, shoot the wizard'

Jonathan of Conte - "I distrust any advice that contains the words ought or should"

Lord Sir Raoul of Goldenlake and Malories Peak, (Squire) - "When people tell me a knight's job is all glory, I laugh and laugh and laugh. Sometimes I can stop laughing before they edge away and talk about soothing drinks"

Ronald Reagan - "The most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government, I'm here to help.'"

Terry Pratchett - Truth, justice, freedom, reasonably priced love, and a hard boiled egg.

Terry Pratchett - The world rested on top of four Elephants witch stood on top of a giant turtle. Don't ask what the turtle is standing on that's like asking what sound yellow makes

Spock (Star Trek) - "I am not our father!"

Wicked Witch of The West (The Wizard of Oz) - "I'll get you... and your little dog too"

Dorothy (The Wizard of Oz)- "Toto, i don't think we're in Kansass anymore!"

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

It's 0 degrees today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow. How cold will it be?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

What is the sound of one's hands clapping?

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

If the number 2 pencil is number 1, why is it still Number 2?

You sound reasonable, time to up my medication.

Can vegitaritions eat animal crackers?

There is nothing wrong with making mistakes. Just don’t respond with encores.

Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘...holy sh#t...what a ride!

Learn from the mistakes of others-you can’t live long enough to make them all yourself. ~Martin Vanbee

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity; they seem more afraid of life than of death.

Do not fear dieing, fear not having lived. ~Anonymous

"You are a living magnet. What you attract into your life is in harmony with your dominant thoughts." ~Brian Tracy

"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair." ~Douglas Adams

"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs." ~Unknown

"The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the profusion of matter and of the stars, but that within this prison we can draw from ourselves images powerful enough to deny our nothingness." ~Andre Malraux

"Don't be afraid of the space between your dreams and reality. If you can dream it, you can make it so." ~Belva Davis

"The shortest distance between two points is under construction. ~Noelie Altito

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you don't care a flying fk what people think about you...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have no idea why someone started these copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you've hit teenage years and are tending to be a bit rebellious...Well, girl(or boy), copy this into your profile. WANNA-BE REBELS, UNITE!

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Saara-chan, BellaPerea, kairika, Arya-Svit-Kona1, InheritanceArtist(it happens daily ;), Pie in the Face, AryaFan1121, Morzan's Elvish Daughter

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

When life gives you lemons use them to squirt in the eyes of your enemys.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the whole world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, forget to add suger and then offer a glass to a friend.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back in life's face and demand grapefruit.

Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in America...are there handicap parking spaces in front of a skating rink.

Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't like certain classic stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a NevillexLuna shipper and still love it even after JK Rowling said it would never happen, copy this into your profile

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

To Be a genius you have to be at least a bit Crazy... if you are a crazy genius (in your own little way) and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Eragon movie was horrible, that the book was WAY better, and that the person who wrote the script should be tortured in some horrid manner (use your imagination), copy and paste this to your profile and add you name to the list; Akira'kitana, kalyn19, plungers-rock-my-socks bookworm 2011, LadyReaderofBooks, Lady Arianne Of Ambers Valley, Morzan's Elvish Daughter

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile

If George W. Bush is getting on your nerves for various reasons, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile.LONG LIVE PLUTO! did you know that scientists (mainly in the U.S. of A.) think that Pluto is a planetiod...but in truth it is a planet... because a planet is anything, ANYTHING, that orbits a star!

If you actually know what a semi-colon is, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you’re single then paste this in your profile

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you get science/ physics jokes...like really dorky ones.. copy and paste this

If you have ever run into a sliding glass door because you didn't see it, copy and paste this into your profile. (Does a real wooden door count?)

Can you raed tihs? I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you hate Justin Bieber and dont care who knows it, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. AryaFan1121, Morzan's Elvish Daughter

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good Friend Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

A good friend Asks you to write down your number. A best friend Has you on speed dial.

A good friend Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend Loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A good friend Only know a few things about you. A best friend Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

A good friend Would knock on your front door. A best friend will Walk right in and say "HONEY, I'M HOME."

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.

"Will there be boys there?" "No mom, its a nun club"

"Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend."

"I can resist anything but temptation."

"Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it."

"All those who belive in telekenesis, raise my hand."

"Why do they steralize the needle for lethal injections?"

"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!"

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door."hey i did that once...it was really funny! :) true story :nods head:

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried skydiving without a parachute... Or maybe they did. I mean we never really met whoever said it, did we?"

"Children in the dark make accidents. Accidents in the dark make children."

"Nothing is Impossible, it is just Mathematically Improbable"

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? hey! I put on mascara with my mouth closed!

Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?

Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?

Why 'lisp' has an 's' in it?

Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

40 Things to do when your in Walmart! - UPDATED-

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works best if you love Twilight, and don't try with Maximum Ride)

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid

36. Walk around the store looking lost..when someone asks you if you need help ask them where the store is!

37. when no-one is looking, hide in an aisle where no-one is and scream really loud, when people come to help you, pretend you were looking for the person who was screaming

38. ask a member of staff where the (put in something that is not in the store) is

39. go in dressed up looking like an inspector, look around and write notes, and when the manager askes you how the inspection went, say "okay"

40. move all the tomato ketchup (tomato sauce) to the microwaves department

(if you are in England, where there are no Walmarts... go to your local COSTCO)

If youve ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. I AM WIERD... and even wierder for admitting that i am wierd ! Go Wierdness!!

If you think rainbows are wonderful, post this in your profile.

95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.

If you are one of the few teenagers (or otherwise) who won't go into total meltdown if (when) myspace and facebook collapse copy and paste this onto your profile... and add your name, so i can invite you to the party :) Lady Arianne Of Ambers Valley, Morzan's Elvish Daughter

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile.

If you have awesome friends who are scary when they're mad put this in your profile

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're reading this instead of doing something you really need to do (such as sleep), copy this into your profile

If you've ever felt so alone, and sad, but then had a friend cheer up, by telling you that you're never alone, copy this into your profile

On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: Serving Suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.)

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well, duh, a bit late, huh?)

On Mark's & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (And you thought??...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those five-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (And I'm taking this... because?)

On most brands of Christmas tree lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to... what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody help me out on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On packet on Nobby's Peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts. (Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (Step 3: maybe, uh... fly Delta?)

(I don't blame the company on this one; I blame the parents) On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a motorized scooter box: Warning: This vehicle moves. (Thanks Chikara Takashi!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

If you've ever seen an adult act like a gangsta or use slang and were freaked out, copy and paste this to your profile.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you LOSE when it becomes weird. If you agree with this, copy and paste this to your profile.

yo! you know you hear scientists say,"the world is going to die in 4 billion years" forget it, they're wrong... the SUN will die in 4 billion years, destroying the earth in the process... but don't worry...

we'll be dead by then!

xxxXxxx

A List of Stereotypes

copy and paste this into your profile and bold the ones that apply to you

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY/GIRL FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo.

I READ HARRY POTTER so I MUST worship the Devil

I am a TWILIGHT FANGIRL so I MUST have no life

I WRITE FANFICTION so I MUST be a crack-addicted wash-out who can't get published

I WRITE ABOUT LOVE so I MUST not have a boyfriend

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.

xxxXxxx

You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

Hello Everyone

If you have read this far, I commend you for enduring some of the weirdest things ever.

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, please re-post this.

xxxXxxx

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
The worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?
'Mom' was your hero
and no boy could live up to ‘dad’ ?
When your WORST ENEMIES were your siblings
and race issues were about who ran fastest?
When - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
Remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

1.My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

In Loving Memory of Common Sense

One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.

Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realised he was gone.

xxxXxxx

My personal saying: "Insanity keeps me sane."

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(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

You know you live in the twenty-first century when...

1. 5th. graders cuss.

2.Shipping is twice the amount you paid for the actual item

3.You don't know what kind of car your neighbor has.

4.You pay more for gas every month then you do for your car.

6.As of right now you are thinking, "This is so true."

7. You were too stupid to read number 5.

8. You just went back to read number 5.

9. You find number 5 isn't there.

10.You start laughing.

11.You are thinking, "This girl is really clever!"

12. And, because you are all suckers, you're all gonna put this on your profile.

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, paste this in your profile:

My name is May

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is May

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Try Not To Cry

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
(to my face)
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a friend on a phone.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and admire the beauty of the landscape afer the rains.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird ,who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a boy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different, beautiful, and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Mikiness-Teh-Goddess, Kawaii-Inu-Mimi, hungrylikethewolf1994, ellaoptimistic, Darling Summers, Rozzyrox, Lupus Stevens, xThexBlackxRosex, Rose angel 428, Alyss Mainwaring,Ali Ranger51, Mo the Forensic One, Celebel Svit-kona, kookookarli, Pie in the Face, Morzan's Elvish Daughter,

First get a pen and paper. When you actually write names make sure you know them and go with your first instincs.

Don't read you'll ruin it!

1.Write 1 through 11 in a colum

2.Then, beside 1 and 2 write down any number you want

3.then, on 3 and 7 write down a name of a person from the opposite gender.

4.Write any ones name (Friends family etc.) in 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5.write four song titles in spots 8, 9, 10, and 11(Go with first instinct)

6.Finally, make a wish!

And now the key for the game

You must tell (number in space 2) people about this.

The person in space three is the one you truly love.

The person in 7 is the person you like but you can't work it out.

You care most about the person you put in number 4.

The name you put in number 5 is the person who knows you very well.

The person you name in number 6 is your lucky star.

The song in 8 matches the person in in 3.

The song in 9 matches the person in 7.

The tenth space is the song telling you about YOUR mind.

The title in 11 is the song that describes your life.

Now repost this bullieten UNanswered in the next hour and your wish will come true but...if you don't the opposite will happen.

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.(my mother has to jut out her chin because she foged up the mirror)

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the girl who loves her best friend but is afraid to let her know it.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

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Not One For The Diary by hannahncakes reviews
Because not every moment with the Doctor is visiting a new planet, fighting for your life or saving the world. Sometimes it's just the two of them doing things far more important. These things you can't even write, you have to just live them.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 126 - Words: 138,597 - Reviews: 2264 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 5/6/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Muggle Fairy Tales Are Mad! by Meltha reviews
During the Horcrux hunt in book 7, Hermione tells the boys Muggle fairy tales to pass the time. Now with Beauty and the Beast!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 78,114 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Of Perfume, Liquor, and Baby Bottles by Fluttering Phalanges reviews
Effie was always one who kept on schedule. Even when a mishap occurred, she always had a back up plan. But, when an unplanned event pulls both Effie and Haymitch down an unexpected road of many twists and turns, there is no back up plan to pull them out. *Completed*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 172,946 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 4/4/2012 - [Haymitch A., Effie T.] - Complete
How to Completely Freak Out Galbatorix by Dragonsrule18 reviews
51 ways to turn our favorite evil king Galby more insane than he already is. Full title was too long for the title box. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 11/30/2009 - King Galbatorix
The Fire in Your Eyes by Twilit Phoenix reviews
Captured from her home with her tribe and then separated from her family in a tragic turn of events, Katara finds herself growing up in the Fire Nation. But the Fire Nation is no place for a young female bender. She must keep her ability a secret if she doesn't want to end up fighting for the nation's amusement in the Arena, but as time goes on it becomes more difficult. Lemon
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,343 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Choices of Raoul de Chagny by Igenlode Wordsmith reviews
"If I had any courage, I should have left you years ago": what effect will a devastating bout of drunken honesty have on Christine's marriage? And - with the 'Persephone' already two days out from Cherbourg - is it too late to avert the tragedy of Coney Island? A love story with a difference. R/C
Love Never Dies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,687 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - [Christine, Raoul] Gustave - Complete
Family Ties on Springer by hunnyfresh reviews
Henry gets his entire family on Jerry Springer for them to figure out who's related to who and to get their problems sorted. Pretty much CRACK
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
The Companion Coffee Shop by HelenaHermione reviews
London, 2008: Barbara Wright Chesterton meets up with other old familiar characters and companions in a generic coffee shop during the events of series 3 on nuWho, but then things get strange when Barbara and the other companions team up with multiple Doctors! Old,New Series.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,556 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/28/2007 - 10th Doctor, Barbara W., Ben J., Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Battle by Arlome reviews
A series of one-shots describing the realtionship of a certain frustrated human princess and a shameless daiyoukai. Izayoi/Inu no Taisho.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,732 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Inutaisho, Izayoi
A Fine Romance by etherian reviews
A chronicle of Severus & Hermione's budding romance. Begun as a collaboration until Chp. 40. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 123,815 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bound For Tomorrow: Sesshomaru and Rin by Ravyn Skye reviews
The post-canon continuation of the romantic relationship of Sesshomaru and Rin. CH24 UP! Sesshoumaru's instincts come to the surface, and acknowledge Rin as his Inumochi. The one woman he Belongs To PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS STORY IS BEING MOVED TO ARCHIVEOFOUROWN DOT ORG. All of my stories will soon be posted there in their entirety including the lemons that can't be posted to ffnet.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,550 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Sesshomaru, Rin
Mine by sunflowerb reviews
For the first time in their whole twisted, timey-wimey relationship, he feels like he's stumbled on an actual, big, genuine spoiler. Not just a teaser, not just some quip that she could be making up to annoy him or turn him on, but a real, proper, life-changing, future-revealing spoiler. And he can't handle it. DoctorRiver. oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,506 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,788 - Reviews: 10760 - Favs: 7,074 - Follows: 6,220 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Denial by little beloved reviews
Marriage Law Fic. *WINNER: Of five 2007 OWL Awards, in categories Romance, Drama, A/U, Challenge and Fire & Ice. Winner of Mugglenet Quicksilver Quill Award 2008 and SS/HG Award for best Romance 2008.* Five years after the fall of Voldemort, Hermione and Severus receive unhappy news.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 214,081 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Should Have Never Been by IndigoXsoul reviews
It all started with a creepy old house, a TARDIS blue crayon, and a trip to the Ice-cream shop. The Doctor meets someone who keeps showing up throughout his life, and he has no clue who she is. As with all things, it's timey wimey! Multi-era fic
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 45 - Words: 72,273 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012 - 10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
A Fine Line by hunnyfresh reviews
Upon Regina's banishment, the small town of Storybrooke becomes protected once again by an enchantment that prevents anyone from leaving or entering Storybrooke. Emma and Regina find themselves on the edge of the town, wishing for a way to the other side.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,407 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,764 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - [Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M.] - Complete
An Adventure in Parenthood (Beautiful) by Ravyn Skye reviews
Rin gives birth to a taiyoukai puppy, now what? Changing politics and an ever expanding family test Sesshoumaru's love and loyalty.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,990 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - [Rin, Sesshomaru] Sesshoumaru's Mother, OC
Hearts Beat Fast by In-betweens reviews
Set during 2x05 "The Doctor". Spoilers from 1x01 – 2x07 –Henry isn't the only one suffering from nightmares. As Emma and Mary Margaret try and find their way home Emma experiences something only magic can be blamed for. Implied SwanQueen and SleepingWarrior. Written in Mulan's POV.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,446 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by TardisInWonderland reviews
Hades and Persephone AU For those not familiar with the myth, basically Hades falls in love with the daughter of Demeter, the goddess of the harvest, due to a badly misfired arrow, and kidnaps her. Also, there are about ten thousand versions of this myth and they all have different details, so I squashed together about three of the most popular ones.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,400 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Wrapped Around Your Finger by wolfgrl1423 reviews
Post-Cannon and LEMON. Rin has Sesshomaru - one of the most powerful and deadliest demons - wrapped around her finger. She just hasn't realized it yet, and Sesshomaru believes it's about time to show her just how much she means to him.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,504 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
Secrets She Could Never Tell by HB rules reviews
It is 1 year after the war and a new Panem is rising from the ashes, celebrating its new found freedom. But something is stirring in the shadows. Old memories reawaken, old adversaries return and the new Panem is soon fighting against an unexpected enemy. Finally finished and complete!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 115,097 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
Happy New Year by Beato-69 reviews
Happy New Year everyone and may it be a good year to all! A short story about Archangels and New Years, it has some...suggestive boy-boy humor so I'm sorry if that offends ANYONE. As in really I am, but well...don't read if you don't like I guess. As always I don't own the Bible or the Archangels or Demons.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Michael, Satan - Complete
What Child Is This by AlwaysGus1 reviews
The Doctor and River find themselves thrown together at Christmas and must make one of the hardest decisions either could imagine.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 105,386 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Some Hope After All by hunnyfresh reviews
Emma successfully saves Regina from the wraith attack and doesn't get sucked into the portal. How will the two women come to terms with their magical connection?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,492 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
One Simple Request by kgq reviews
When does a comment - a statement - a sentence, change for you? I guess when it's a Request. But just how far should you be willing to go to fulfill a person's said Request? I guess my reply would be. "Way far." If it means that much to them.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,473 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Complete
The Talk by hannahncakes reviews
Parenting's a complex issue espacially when your daughter is older than you and dating a Time Lord. So quite often the Doctor and Rory need to have a little talk.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Sick Days by UniverseInHerEyes reviews
Mary Margret and Ruby haven't seen Belle in a while. Has The beast finally killed her? Cute fluffy mcfluffyness!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Hermione's Song by DWDuck reviews
The Doctor finds Melody Pond in a world he is unprepared for, the world of magic at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. ***An audio drama version of the story can be found at hermionessong-dot-wordpress-dot-com.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,154 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - 11th Doctor, Hermione G. - Complete
The Price of a Smile by TheHinkyPanda reviews
Oneshot. All Maurice wants is his Belle to be happy. So when he sends out a decree that anyone who can make his girl smile or laugh will get her hand in marriage, he doesn't take into account the wiles of the Dark One. Rumbelle.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Not Only a Granger by FerPotter reviews
PostHBP. Eleven years after the end of the war, Hermione finds herself in a delicate situation when her only son leaves for Hogwarts and threatens her most guarded secret: that he's not only a Granger, but also a Snape! SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 253,672 - Reviews: 2489 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Vignettes: Count Down to Season 2 by Hikari no Chibi reviews
Ten unrelated stories that I wrote to help my friends count down to the season premiere tonight. They run the gambit from K to M, and some are even cross-overs. If you don't like the look of one based on the short Author's Note, you can move on to the next installment without missing anything.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,916 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Edoc'sil by wildskysong reviews
SEQUEL TO ELDUNARI. Following the devastation of the last battle, the Varden tries to pick up the pieces as bitter enmity fractures the ranks. All are keeping secrets, some more deadly than others. And where is the Vault of Souls?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 173,651 - Reviews: 1755 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Eragon S., Arya
Footsteps by Princess Reinette reviews
They followed her every step she took.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Wedding by Storylady35 reviews
Mrs Higurashi and the late Mr Higurashi would like to invite Sesshomaru Inutaisho to a day celebrating the marriage of their daughter Kagome Higurashi to InuYasha Inutaisho at Banchet Flowers, 775 Washington Street on Saturday 28 July 2012 at 7 p.m. RSVP. Rin blinked. "WHAT! HOW THE HELL DOES HE KNOW WHERE I LIVE!" Dark and controlling. Slightly OOC. Please don't hate me.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,181 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
The Faelnirv Fiasco of Ellesmera by shinobi-turtleducks reviews
Cowritten with JessBecker. After speculating over what would happen if Saphira had faelnirv, this was born. After the king's death, Alagaesia rejoices- by getting too blootered to remain upright. Featuring drunk!Eragon, singing!Arya, plastered!Saphira, Thorn and Firnen, Orik and Angela in a drink-off, disapproving Murtagh who keeps taking fairths, and lots and lots of alcohol.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Murtagh, Eragon S. - Complete
A Dursley Witch at Hogwarts by Who Me-3 reviews
My continuation of the story A Dursley Witch. Now, we are entering Jane's first year of Hogwarts. I don't know if it will be as actioned packed as her cousin Harry's, but it won't be boring to her anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,986 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Dudley D.
Once Upon A Time by hannahncakes reviews
This world made no sense. Fairytales didn't just become reality. But the Doctor knew he had to try to understand what was going on and, more importantly, find River.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,859 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
No Time Like The Present by Princess Pinky reviews
Amy sits at her breakfast table on morning in early August of 2014 and reflects on the past three years since her daughter was stolen from her arms and contemplates River, The Doctor, Rory, and their future. This is set in between webisodes four and five of "Pond Life."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, Ood - Complete
And So Begins Our Epic Romance by fAteD lOvE reviews
WARNING - Update is not a new chapter. Just a little note to whoever is still wanting to know what's going on with this fic. The war of Galbatorix's era has long passed, but the fated love between Eragon and Arya has not. A tale of how the old acquaintances meet again, fall in love and find their heart's desire. Will they realize it in time, through past lovers and lurking foe.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,923 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2007
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 2985 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 2,047 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Remembrance by Web of Obsidian reviews
-SPOILERS FOR ASYLUM OF THE DALEKS- Oswin Oswald was born a human being. She lived her life as a human being, and she died as a human being. Her humanity was hers and hers only, and there wasn't a thing in the universe that could take it away from her. Rating for character death.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Complete
The Greatest Pain Is To Love, But Love In Vain by aww-frak-it reviews
Kahlan realises Cara has feelings for her, but the question is: does she have feelings for Cara and if she does, what kind of feelings and what should she do about them? Or as I've been thinking about it the whole time I've been writing it: Kahlan has feelings for Cara, she also has gay panic. What happens next?
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,883 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Cara, Kahlan A. - Complete
how to grow a woman from the ground by madis hartte reviews
He does not want anyone to make him happy, thank you very much. Too bad River didn't get the memo. He suspects that even if she had, she'd go ahead and do it anyway. Hmph. Infernal woman.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2012 - 10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Seduction by NeoRocket27 reviews
Jessie and Cassidy are forced to go on a vacation together, and they make a bet at who can seduce whose partner first. Poor James and Butch are in for the vacation of their lives! Rocketshipping! Neoshipping! All characters ages 21-22 in this fic.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,021 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2012 - James/Kojirō, Jessie/Musashi, Butch/Kosaburō, Cassidy/Yamato - Complete
A Favor for a Friend by Lord Rebecca-sama reviews
In a library, far away from Earth and thousands of years in the future, a woman sat in a chair. The Doctor was handcuffed to a pole, and The Teselecta was on a mission. They kept him dead. Their records showed his death, and they showed her's. A 'River Song is saved' story. Complete. River/Eleven. Please review, they mean love.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, The Teselecta - Complete
His Queen by cyansapphire reviews
Eragon has been broken and burned for far too long. When he finally has the happiness he has so long desired, he can't help but ponder what it took to get to where he is. Takes place a few centuries after Inheritance. ExA. First Fic. Constructive Critcism. Enjoy.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
A Father's Strength by liebedero reviews
Set after the end of A Good Man Goes To War:Rory was going to be cool, and now, with his grown daughter in their family room, he has no idea what to do or to say, spoilers or no. All he knows is that he can't take his eyes off his little girl. Pseudo companion piece to 'Everyone Needs Someone' but you don't need to read it. WARNING: PURE FLUFF. Canon pairings. Written because RAWRY
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Rory W., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Never Gonna Be Alone by B of Ericaland reviews
The curse has been broken, but will emma or regina get their happy endings... Swan Queen/Remma.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 74,908 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
Opposites Attract by betawho reviews
Amy catches the Doctor and River dancing, unaware that they are observed...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/29/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
I'll Show You The Way, The Way I'm Going by nextstop-everywhere reviews
River arches an eyebrow and waits, letting him dance around the console aimlessly. He's fidgety, more so than usual, and she can guess the reason why. Finally he sighs and leans across her, pressing the button on the answer phone. A smooth, familiar voice filters through, and River's eyes widen. "Is that Martha Jones?"
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,678 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Endgame by SeeKayO.o reviews
Set post Brisingr. Some stories have happy endings. Some stories have sad endings. True stories never end, there is only the next chapter. Join us as the next chapters in the Inheritance Cycle come into being. And yes, I use punctuation.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,224 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Arya, Eragon S.
PS: Please, Don't Disown Me by aej325 reviews
"And then Rose was muttering, 'Oh God' for a whole different reason than before. The door to the Room of Requirement was open. They were practically naked. And there stood her Uncle Neville." A story in which Rose and Scorpius are discovered in an compromising situation, and forced to write letters home explaining.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Order and Chaos by psychicscubadiver reviews
Night and day. Creation and destruction. Everything has an opposite, and Chaos is no exception. Celestia tells Twilight the true history of Discord's rise and the creation of the Elements of Harmony. She tells her student the story of Order and Chaos.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,806 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Princess Celestia, Discord - Complete
Our Daily Bread by vifetoile89 reviews
Every district of Panem has a unique bread to call its own. And they each mean something different. One-shot, complete.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Complete
Miss Trinket and a Mr Abernathy by TheDodoBird reviews
"You have to start somewhere..." Beginning with Effie Trinket's first year as escort, a story of how Effie and Haymitch became unlikely friends and more ... R/R is greatly appreciated! And as of 2 June 2012 - this story's been completed! I hope you enjoy!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 80,610 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
River vs Rose by nat-nav reviews
It had to be done. It true British style, a huge female cat fight between River and Rose. I'm not going to lie, it's very biased and well... it's kind of obvious who wins! Bit of bad language.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rose T. - Complete
The Token by fandomfatale reviews
By chance Haymitch meets little Effie Trinket while he's in the Capitol for the second Quarter Quell. This story is so fluffy that you could stuff a pillow with it. Haymitch/Effie But not really because she's 5.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
Reincarnation With a twist by Ravyn Skye reviews
Someone's back from the dead... again. A Post canon reincarnation fic with a twist. Chap 9 - Story Telling. Rin recounts part of their past life together and they make plans for their first dinner out together.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,586 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Sesshomaru, Rin
One Last Run by 13opals reviews
When the 11th Doctor decides to visit River with her parents, things get strange as they fall through a hole in time. Sound familiar? Cause on the other side of the Void is Rose Tyler, defending the Earth against hostile aliens. No, this isn't a 11/Rose. HIATUS-OLD STORY
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,019 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor Duplicate
Happily Ever After, Kinda by ea-phoenix reviews
Continuation of I Run to You. When Emma and Regina finally realize their feelings for each other it shakes the world, literally. But will their love survive what they find on the other side? M for language. Spoilers up through ep. 9, True North.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,114 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
Sober and Unkissed by fandomfatale reviews
While rooting for Katniss and Peeta in the Hunger Games, Haymitch and Effie begin to realize that while they may hate everything *about* each other, they don't actually hate each other. At all. Haymitch/Effie, some Katniss/Peeta. More details inside.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,667 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
Rabbits on the Run by rufeepeach reviews
Rumbelle AU, where Belle trades away an unborn child to Rumpelstiltskin in return for her freedom. The curse hits before he can collect, but their deal is more complex than he ever imagined.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,008 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
you deserve an anthem by madis hartte reviews
When it turns out that they'd both gotten one another absolutely nothing for Christmas, River laughs till she cries.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Boy In The Bed by TheMinxy6 reviews
Haymitch ends up in the Games Clinic after a particularly drunken evening in the penthouse arguing with Effie. However, a glance in his medical notes makes him see a certain escort in an entirely new way. . . HAYFFIEFEELS.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,414 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
Effie Trinket, Wild One by katrinawritesstuff reviews
The many monikers of Effie Trinket. Things start to get volatile between Effie and Haymitch after he inadvertently re-opens her old wounds.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
secret ceremonials by openended reviews
Effie and Haymitch have a history no one knows about, at least not until the very end. Because that's how these things happen.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Effie T., Haymitch A. - Complete
Through The Reach of a Hundred Years by Euphora reviews
Throughout the span of eternity, they are torn by the duties they have forsaken one another for. It was a stark reality in which they had to endure. It had to be accepted. But whatever the issue, however far the reach is between one another, still they manage to find each other no matter the distance. E/A Angst/Erotica. Inheritance closure/epilogue.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,524 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
no song to sing by gidget89 reviews
He never answers his phone.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/2/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Resilience of the Soul by Velf reviews
The saga continues. With her mating to Haku rapidly approaching, Chihiro has a number of new problems to face. But these are nothing compared to the plans a new foe has for her. Sequel to Enchantment of the Heart.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 274,538 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 10/1/2005 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Princess by TisZiny reviews
Small eyes opened after a sound sleep and River smiled, shifted the small child in her arms, holding her closer and whispered, "Hello, Sarah," ONESHOT. River/11 timebaby. For Charina.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Raising Cain by JenniferJF reviews
Spoilers through series 6. Because a decade is a long time to do nothing but plot murder and exchange lectures. Mels's relationship with Amy and Rory and their relationship with each other and references to others as well.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,711 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Melody P. II/Mels, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
How To Fall in Love With a Mord Sith by BRMCluv reviews
Berdine, Raina, Cara, Egan, and Ulic never got much dating done. They try to make up for lost time, and Agiels, flirting, candles, homophobia, and very awkward mornings ensue. Slight AU.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,052 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Cara, Beridne
Unskilled But Caring Hands by rufeepeach reviews
Belle is left to tend to the babies Rumplestiltskin brings home, and it's not easy. But sometimes, from curses come second chances.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Night Shift by JenniferJF reviews
Being a guard isn't the most glamourous job in the world. If part of your duties includes watching over Cell 426, though, at least it's never boring. DISCLAIMER: No Time Streams were harmed in the writing of this fic. Probably.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 7,791 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Awkward by xcrysto reviews
Being in a 'relationship' with the time-travelling daughter of your two best friends can sometimes make things rather...awkward...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,609 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Portions for Foxes III: Aftermath by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
He is the man who lay in bed under the white sheets, and she is the girl who hobbled from the fireplace. Falling in love for the second time is the challenge. A story in three parts - sequel to Portions for Foxes. Lem/Lang.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,291 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Portions for Foxes by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Using a Time Turner, Hermione makes a trip into the past to visit and understand one man she never really knew. She finds herself showing his teenage self what life is all about. Inspired by Rilo Kiley's 'Portions for Foxes.' O/s. Lang/Lem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,206 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
tap dancing on the future by madis hartte reviews
Steven Moffat, in Production Notes: Asgard was No. 10.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2012 - 10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
A Centurion and a kissogram in a big blue box by Deangerous reviews
Random one shots of no particular binding theme or narrative. Mainly Amy/Rory with some River/Doctor. Rated T for some suggestive themes. Spoilers for series 6, for those of you behind. Some non-canon as of Lets Kill Hitler
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 43,772 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Count The Stones by Random-Battlecry reviews
After all, a girl can't just clean castles all day. She needs some sort of hobby. Takes place midway through 1.12, so beware of spoilers for that. Rumpelstiltskin/Belle. Oneshot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Lost in Time by WhenTheQuestionIsAsked reviews
After recieving a message from a distressed Rose Tyler, the Doctor and his companions, Amy, Rory, and River, must find out how to save a girl who doesn't want saving...before it's too late. There will be familiar faces and new story lines. Rated T
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,553 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Rose T., 11th Doctor - Complete
An Unknown Love by windwolf901 reviews
Charming finds Snow White following the events of 1x10. She, in turn, hits him in the head with a bucket. One-shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, Prince Charming/David N. - Complete
Stirrings and Coffee by MayorIsHot reviews
Final chapter added. A happy-ending story based in Storybrooke. Emma and Regina struggle with their attractions for one another. Will be multiple chapters. We have left the realm of K :
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,527 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
25 Ways To Aggravate & Infuriate Durza The Shade by yrantho reviews
A simple and hopefully amusing compendium of the 25 best ways to incur the wrath of Durza the Shade. Please do not try these at home!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Durza - Complete
Restless To Climb by writetherest reviews
When I was a child I stayed wide awake, climbed to the highest place, on every fire escape, restless to climb / She climbs back into bed and waits, counting the hours until she can go back up the fire escape and feel free again.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
Nobody Will Oppose by writetherest reviews
In the week that has passed, it seems like every citizen of Storybrooke has somehow or another brought up the idea of her and Regina being in a relationship. / Swan Queen pairing - The town's on board, so why aren't they?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
Never Stay But Then Again I Might by writetherest reviews
And Regina wasn't afraid. Because Emma Swan had come back. / 5 Times Emma Leaves Regina Only To Come Back Again
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,454 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/22/2012 - The Evil Queen/Regina M., Emma S. - Complete
These Holidays Won't Be Wonderful by writetherest reviews
She drinks whiskey by the light of the Christmas tree and does her best not to stare at the emptiness underneath it. / 5 Christmases In The Life Of Emma Swan That Really Suck And 1 That Doesn't
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
Enchanted Hits by DanieXJ reviews
Sequel to The Lion and the Mouse. It's sort of an epilogue to that story. A little bit of hockey and a little bit of a movie viewing. Both Swan Queen as well as Ruby/Phelan my Big Bad Wolf original character
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
His Library by LightBard reviews
When Amy feels The Doctor is pushing her away, who best to turn to than the woman who knows him best? Can River convince him that he's not dealing with things properly? And how will he respond when she presents him with a gift?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,436 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
When One Door Closes, Another Opens by In-betweens reviews
Regina is beside herself as Henry is risen from the mine shaft. Spoilers for "That Still Small Voice" Companion to 'Deals Made in Times of Darkness' -In Regina's POV
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2012 - The Evil Queen/Regina M., Emma S. - Complete
Only One Can Stay by lovelysadness16 reviews
This world was not prepared for the sudden arrival of the two strangers who were never supposed to be there. It could handle one of them, but not both of them.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
We Are by Ayoshen reviews
We were bound to try to eat each other alive sooner or later; imprisoned minds lose what they cherish most. Oneshot, Swan Queen, courtesy of Ayoshen's general weirdnessTM.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
The Peacock Challenged by sunflowerb reviews
He was not jealous. Just...intrigued. Yes. And he was not showing off, either! It's just that he could hardly be expected to back down from such a challenge...or sit quietly and watch River teach. oneshot. DoctorRiver.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/13/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Lion and the Mouse by DanieXJ reviews
Just a short relatively story that came to me while watching the episode 'Desperate Measures' the one with the back story of Rumpelstiltskin . It's another of my 'I'm going to try and figure out this show if it kills me' Stories. Please bear with me.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,193 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
Tell Her I Love Her by Gamma Orionis reviews
Hermione finds Ginny in tears. Ginny says it's because she loves someone, but can't tell them. Written for Round One of WiccanWeasley101's Fanfic Factor Competition on the HPFC forum and the January 9th Prompt of the Day on Hogwarts Online II.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
A Not Quite So True Story by Ravyn Skye reviews
Just a short barely oneshot featuring "Rin" and "Sesshoumaru" - you're going to have to read it to understand.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2012 - [Sesshomaru, Rin] OC - Complete
I'll Wait for You by C.Menard reviews
Saying goodbye was the hardest decision Arya ever had to make, but will she be able to find strength in Eragon's promise to wait for her? Only time can tell. One Shot, also my first fic. Set immeadietly after Inheritance.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Arya, Eragon S. - Complete
On the Other Side of Hate by linlawless reviews
Severus has spent three years making Hermione's life as difficult as possible, in hopes that she'll resign her post and leave Hogwarts. When she does, however, he discovers that it's not in his best interest if she leaves, after all. Drama/romance/humor
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,965 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Thirteen Doctors of Christmas by Unknown Kadath reviews
Susan's Grandfather doesn't want to celebrate Christmas with her. That's okay. She has twelve-and a half-other Grandfathers who do. Featuring Doctors 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 10.5, 11, 12, and 13, with appearances by Rose Tyler and River Song.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,130 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Susan F., 1st Doctor - Complete
Arya's Grief by drali11 reviews
Arya realizes somethings after Eragon leaves. Set right after Inheritance. Just a little story, not that long. Hope you enjoy!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Arya - Complete
What Is Christmas by Spydurwebb reviews
Crossover with SJA - It's Sky's first Christmas and the Smith clan receives an unexpected visitor. Post SJA series 5 for Sarah Jane, Luke and Sky. Post Wedding of River Song for the Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Words Unspoken by Black Rose Petals Falling reviews
An attached ending to Inheritance I personally thought would have been more fitting. Opinion may differ. One-shot. Takes place after the ending of Inheritance.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
Sick by Princess Pinky reviews
Jenny's not feeling quite right, so she turns to her step-mother for urgent advice.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2011 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
moments after i have dreamed by broken-social-contract reviews
Henry discovers Emma isn't the only one with powers in Storybrooke. Henry-focused with a side of Regina/Emma
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,450 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Emma S., The Evil Queen/Regina M. - Complete
Born And Bred by Princess Pinky reviews
Jenny never thought anyone could understand what it's like to be born and bred as a weapon, but perhaps there is someone out there who does, so much closer than she thinks.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Time Tots by gingerbritishgypsyelf reviews
A fic following the relationship of the Doctor and River Song, during that short time when their time lines matched up. Rated T for possibly adult situations in later chapters. SLIGHTLY AU as of 'A Good Man Goes to War,' but not too much.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 105,724 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Merry Christmas, Severus by draco-severus-mmm reviews
Hermione and her family visit their old professor's grave on Christmas Day in remembrance of the most underestimated hero of the Second Wizarding War, while the very same professor watches on from afar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The only flower by the river is the rose by savvyliterate reviews
In a bazaar on a far-away asteroid, two women find themselves browsing for ship parts. Ten/Rose, Eleven/River
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rose T. - Complete
Living Legend by MuseDePandora reviews
Really, he should have expected this. Not the sex - Well, yes, that too- but the fact that the Shah of the Seven Sands was River Song.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,652 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
RayvnSkye's Drabbles by Ravyn Skye reviews
A home for some of the many drabbles. Some are inspired by lj comms, some not. CH: 67 - Legacy and CH: 68 - Ukkiyo
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 49,055 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sesshomaru, Rin
Soothing Touch by Ravyn Skye reviews
Rin wakes from a nightmare and her mate-to-be Sesshoumaru soothes her back to sleep with his special brand of comfort. This is a revised version of a fic posted to mediaminer. Rin's age is left unstated on purpose so readers can fill it in.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Sesshomaru, Rin
Watering Seeds by Princess Pinky reviews
It doesn't take a lot to plant a seed; all it needs is fertile ground and a good dose of water.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2011 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] Rose T. - Complete
A Time Lord's Path by DiaDuitCluaiste reviews
You might want to read my other fiction, "The Paradox Girl" first. 11/River, Amy/Rory and Merry/It's-gunna-be-a-surprise. Cruel, I know, but it'll be worth it I hope . The Doctor takes his daughter, Merry, in the TARDIS with him. Before/during AGMGTW.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,264 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Archaeology Class by xcrysto reviews
The Doctor decides to pop in on one of River's lectures and has to admit that he finds this 'professor' side of her really rather sexy. River knew from the moment he walked into her class that this was never going to end well...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,885 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Beginning and the End by secooper87 reviews
"I've planned this all out very carefully, because I only get one chance at it," said the Metacrisis to the 11th Doctor. "I may not be able to control my own future, Doctor, but I know how to control yours. And I plan to do exactly that." Spoilers 2,6
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,743 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
Unseemly by Gamma Orionis reviews
Rowena is paid a visit by a certain snake. Or rather, a certain man in the form of a snake. Written for Asking Me Where my Love Grows' First Kiss Challenge on the HPFC forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Whenever by Ayoshen reviews
She never asks me anything, except for one single question: "Are you sure you know what you're doing?" Mary/Emma mother-daughtership with hints of Remma gloriously-gayship.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Emma S., Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
Things Will Change by FlashFreeze reviews
Collection of SongOneshots. A sorry author, empty promise, and a sincere apology.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,041 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
may your song always be sung by gidget89 reviews
"Intergalactic zoo River. It's not a petting zoo."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
He and Her by TisZiny reviews
No-one, not even the Doctor could know about this, because there was no way she would let what happened to her, or anything remotely like it, happen to her baby. Sequel to "You and Him" so read that first. Oneshot. River/11.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Counting Colours by Second Star On The Left reviews
Happily ever afters aren't perfect, you know. NickXLirael
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Lirael, Nicholas - Complete
Things That Go Bump in the Dark by MayFairy reviews
Romana is angry at the Doctor's irrational and reckless way of going about things, and he tries to figure out what's really upsetting her. When the TARDIS turns the lights out, some interesting things happen that take them both by surprise...Four/RomanaI
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2011 - 4th Doctor, Romana I. - Complete
A Life Full of Spoilers by IronyRocks reviews
Melody Pond, Mels, River Song - whatever name she goes by, who better to tell her tale than herself? This is her full story, from beginning to end. River/Doctor, Amy/Rory. Guest appearances by Jack, Martha, Rose and Donna.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,562 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/31/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Why Bow Ties Are Cool by madis hartte reviews
Oh. It all makes sense now.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
You and Him by TisZiny reviews
"You don't want to hurt her?" The Doctor looked away, and River felt her hearts twinge as she realised, "You don't want her to hurt you.". Oneshot. Angsty. River/11, Rose/10.5, Rose/11.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,616 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
On False Wives and Pregnant Surgeons by nextstop-everywhere reviews
"Right," she says, more to herself than him. "I'm calling psych." River/Doctor, Elizabeth/Mark. Fluff.
Crossover - ER & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Elizabeth C., 11th Doctor - Complete
1969 by secooper87 reviews
The timey-whimeyness has never been timey-whimier, as Martha and the Doctor meet Amy Pond and try to work out what's really happening in 1969. And honestly, how many regenerating psychopaths can there be out there? Massive spoilers for Seasons 6 & 3.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,544 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011 - 10th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Staring Back at Me by Celtic Knot reviews
Very short one-shot set during "The God Complex." Who could make The Oncoming Storm, The Bringer of Darkness, The Destroyer of Worlds quake in his boots like a child afraid of the dark?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
two by two in the ark and the ache of it by gidget89 reviews
She doesn't even hold out hope this year. Does not even expect him.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Honeymoon by Laura's Fantasia reviews
During River's first years in prison she finally has a synched timeline with the Doctor and the pair can enjoy a short honeymoon period of adventuring together. Discontinued.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
Wandering Off by TisZiny reviews
River wanders off and bumps into a scared and lost earth girl, with blonde hair, brown eyes, and a friend called 'the Doctor'. Oneshot. River/11.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rose T. - Complete
Hope Enthroned by DustyB reviews
Hades had never completely understood why he'd had another throne placed beside his to sit empty for all those years. And then he met Persephone. Rated for language, violence, and adult themes.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,300 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Hades, Persephone
Into the Night by FinickyB reviews
He has her nights.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Veni, Vidi, Vici – Sir Pond by Tari Roo reviews
51st century Renaissance Fair. Jousting tournament. Sir Rory Pond. Yet another advantage of knowing the Doctor. Right?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Pet Names by betawho reviews
She's always called him "Sweetie," but is that all she's called him?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
where the heart is by gidget89 reviews
She is caged. Spoilers for 6x13.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Sunday Afternoon with the Ponds by savvyliterate reviews
Amy thought it would be brilliant to have her daughter and her husband have a normal Sunday dinner with her parents. Amy admitted to being quite drugged up on cough medicine when she came up with that. Eleven/River, Amy/Rory
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Nights? That's Between Me and Her eh? by iHadtoTry reviews
One of the many nights River and her husband have!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Next Stop: Everwhere by orangepony reviews
The Doctor is determined to make up for that kiss at the stormcage and so does a bit of kidnapping and River isn't complaining...too much!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,138 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
And her nights well, that's between her and me by Kahlan the Confessor reviews
"Her days, yes. And her nights... well. That's between her and me, eh?"
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/3/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Son in Law by betawho reviews
Amy is now the Doctor's mother-in-law, so what will she do when the Doctor and River come to visit?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Water by B00k Freak reviews
River is aquaphobic since Lake Silencio. Just a light, slightly fluffy piece between her and the Doctor. As close to domestic as those two can get.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/2/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
A Band of Scarlet Silk by bendingwind reviews
In which River and the Doctor discuss the validity of alternate universe weddings, and decide they deserve a wedding night anyway. River/Doctor, M.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/1/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Don't You Dare by justme6565 reviews
In her last moments in The Library, River reflects on the command she gives, and that which she's disobeyed. Short one-shot. Spoilers for "The Wedding of River Song."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/1/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Oh River Song, You'll Be the Death of Me by nat-nav reviews
A short one-shot between the Doctor and River.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Slow On The Up Take by Tenshi Chupip reviews
TOMATO VERSE! A.U. When Scorpius Malfoy gets between him and the girl of his dreams, Tavis Longbottom is at a loss for what to do. Can his best friend help? Warning: May need to read the prequels first to identify all characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,552 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - James S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Grandparents by betawho reviews
What would happen if River Song accidentally ran into her grandparents?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/20/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Their Doctor by Princess Pinky reviews
There are three women The Doctor loves the most and when worst comes to worst, they ban together to save him.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] Jenny - Doctor's Daughter, TARDIS - Complete
Serpentine, a Love Story by Hugo V reviews
The dangers of combat pale in comparison to those of the heart/mind, a lesson both Madame Vastra and Jenny learn first-handedly in this three-chapter, fluffy, one-shot or three-shot? Rated Mature for some "activity." Reviews are appreciated.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Madame Vastra, Jenny - 19th Century - Complete
Propositions and opportunities by Virgin in a brothel reviews
The Blue Box smiled to herself, for she'd had just as much a hand to play in this as fate herself.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 9/18/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
Healing the Wounds of River Song by deathgrowsmyjasmine reviews
And once again, he catches her.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Female Pirates of Hogwarts by Nikki Flinn reviews
It's a commonly known fact that there is nothing quite as sexy as a female pirate. There's just something about the way she looks at you that makes you grab your bits while wondering what she's like in bed. Currently Hogwarts hosted three female pirates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,820 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Fiery And Passionate by hannahncakes reviews
"Well, yes, I mean it's very… Urm… I…" He coughed as River kissed his neck and her hair rubbed against his face... River died her hair red and the Doctor likes it. He likes it a lot. Smut. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Female Curiosity by McGonagall's Bola reviews
Hermione internally hated to be the least experienced and knowledgeable one that once. HG/GW -REWRITTEN!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
The Truth by Doctor-River reviews
Based on Let's Kill Hitler, the Doctor's message Melody needs to give to River is really the start of something special...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
lay me down by gidget89 reviews
"Help with what? Why did you have the TARDIS call me? And where's the Doctor?" Spoilers up to 6x08
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,797 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Magic Word Is Sorry, Not Please by FlitwicksLittleBrother reviews
Follows Rose, Scorpius, James, Lily, Al, Roxy and all the other Weasleys or Potters through a year of Hogwarts which brings them heartache, love, sadness and laughter. Complete; sequel to be posted soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 256,833 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
a ghost in my mouth by gidget89 reviews
"Spoilers." WARNING: THIS FIC IS MY SPEC BASED ON SPOILERS FOR LKH. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Mrs Song by Doctor-River reviews
The Doctor has a very important question to ask River Song...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Concentric by JenniferJF reviews
What exactly was written on the side of the Doctor's cot, and what exactly does it mean? And why? - now complete
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,947 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Not Just Adventures by colsamcarter reviews
It seemed that with River, life was always an adventure - but sometimes there were bits in between that The Doctor enjoyed more. They may not have been adventures, but they were well worth the mention - and the wait. ABANDONED/COMPLETE - EACH CHAPTER STANDS ALONE.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Opera Ghost by BlackLeatherRain reviews
One shot, complete. It has been decades since the famous disaster, and the original opera ghost is long gone. So, who is it that is haunting the shadows at the Opera Populaire?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Christine, Meg Giry - Complete
Not What It Looks Like by hannahncakes reviews
River comes to resuce the Doctor but they get slightly distracted by her outfit. It's not what it looks like, honest. Set during a rather adult episode of "Let's Kill Hitler". One-shot. Smut.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Time Bomb by betawho reviews
The Doctor has found an unusual pocket watch, it scares River...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Recital by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
The Ginny Malfoy School of Dance proudly presents the First Annual Pole Dance Recital. "Absolutely not." Hermione put her hands on her hips. "No, Ginny. N.O. I'm not going to do it." A silly little one shot in response to a challenge. Fun and frivolity!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2011 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Getting Used To It by SinnersLikeUs reviews
Takes place after Awakened. SPOILERS! The gang is still getting used to all the weird things that have led up to now, especially Rephaim, Stevie Rae, and their new relationship. A day in their lives. Rated T. One-Shot Series. Now Up: Eyelashes.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,329 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Stevie Rae J., Rephaim
Destinies Intertwined by BlueFire041504 reviews
My take on the Hades and Persephone myth. It's classic in some ways, but there's an interesting spin on other parts and other sub-stories involved in their myth. Want to know more? Well... click on the link and start reading and reviewing!
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,473 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Hades, Persephone
Sacrifice to the Light by Starry.Smiles reviews
11 years until Hogwarts. Time would pass by quickly, but until then, they were content to know that she was protected by her new family, far away from evil that concealed the slight glimmer of Light that still remained in the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,767 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
40 Easy Ways by linlawless reviews
Hermione scrambles for an explanation when her young daughter sees a suggestive headline. Set in the "How I Met Your Mother" Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bender by betawho reviews
The Doctor drinks something he shouldn't, with unfortunate results.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Occupational Hazards by Virgin in a brothel reviews
Sometimes these things are simply part of the dynamic. Doctor/River
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Another Dull Meeting by linlawless reviews
Sequel to "How to Enjoy a Dull Meeting." True to her word, Hermione takes a turn at entertaining herself and Severus at an Order meeting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A New Beginning by Ms-Figg reviews
HGSS WARNING: DH SPOILER. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ BOOK SEVEN. A very interesting turn of events concerning a certain Potions Master. Rating will change if story is continued.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 200,778 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Raindrops on Roses by TardisInWonderland reviews
River and the Doctor stop for fueling at the Rift, but what happens when they fall through into Rose's world? One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rose T. - Complete
She Knows by hannahncakes reviews
Over a hundred years have passed since he saw her that last time, since they said goodbye. Then somehow she's suddenly there and he can't quite believe it. Sequel to 'Time Heals All Wounds'. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
we are learning to make fire by gidget89 reviews
It's on the tip of her tongue to question just how he knows the writing is all back if he didn't even glance through it, but his hand brushes hers as he hands her the book and she simply smiles instead. AU scene for The Big Bang.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
A Different Happily Ever After by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
My take on where everyone would have ended up if Draco had changed sides that night in the Astronomy tower. Equal parts Snape/Hermione and Draco/Ginny with a bit of Harry/Astoria and Neville/Luna. AU "8th" year. Long version of my one shot 'Detention Lines'. Drama, comedy, romance, lemons and a happy ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,511 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Doctor's Legacy by Chowdragon vs The Chimera reviews
AU. There are many mother's who died to protect their children in the First War. Why did Harry live? Was it truly Lilly's sacrifice or was it something more? X-over Doctor Who. No parings decided yet. As River-Song would say, "Spoilers"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,760 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Harry P.
A Distraction by hannahncakes reviews
River is very good at distracting people, too good some might say. Although it comes in useful when surrounded by Nazis. Some speculation based on the series 6 trailer. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Time Heals All Wounds by hannahncakes reviews
The Doctor lives on, he always has to live on. But how can he cope without her? He has to remember. He can never let her fade away. One-Shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
MisMatched Affair of Irreconcilable Lives by Morbid DramaQueen10 reviews
The 10 different ways River began running. In other words, beginnings of the Doctor-River Epic. All one shots.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,714 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor]
I grant I never saw a goddess go by gidget89 reviews
Besides which, he thinks, he likes learning to love her this way. Not all at once, but in increments. Piece by piece.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Baby Talk by hannahncakes reviews
AGMGTW spoilers! The Doctor is left in charge of a baby Melody while the Ponds have a night off- it'll be fine though. He speaks baby. I promise nothing but a good bit of fluff. One-shot unless I change my mind.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/29/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The New Order by alfacd reviews
Book 4. The green egg has hatched for Arya. Will Eragon be able to find a way kill the dark king? Will he be doomed to live without the love of his elf? *Adopted from AryaFan1121* I start from chapter 14 and onwards
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,800 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Eragon S., Arya
Hug a Slytherin Day by Draco Cake reviews
Fred and George decide to promote inter-House unity. The results, as seen through Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil's eyes, are hilarious.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Lavender B., Parvati P. - Complete
but comforts we despise by gidget89 reviews
"It's a lovely compliment, Doctor but you are missing the point. I need to get changed. In here. Right now. You're welcome to stay if you like, but Amy won't take forever about getting those horses." AU scene for 5x12
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Love Letters by betawho reviews
The psychic paper is great for sending little notes across time. Of course, some notes are quite distracting...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
And Make the World of Colours by GwaithGweneth reviews
A series of colour!fics centering around the Pond family. SPOILERS FOR A GOOD MAN GOES TO WAR.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,795 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
What Happens When River Wins A Bet by hannahncakes reviews
River won a bet with the Doctor. The price? He has to give her a massage. Now a bet's a bet and he's a man of his word. Fluffy smuttyness. M for obvious reasons. One-Shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
taste the air you're breathing in by gidget89 reviews
"I'm not going to indulge your fetish for skydiving every time, River." - Spoilers for all aired episodes.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,835 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
When Kissing River Song by hannahncakes reviews
There are rules and things it's important to remember when kissing River Song because it's all messed up & back-to-front. But somehow the Doctor manages it. One-Shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Les Patineurs Valse by gidget89 reviews
He could see River walking above his head, moving over to the console. A small pair of bare feet followed behind her like a shadow and he smiled at the sight. spoilers for all aired episodes
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Light in the Shadows by MingoGirl reviews
I adopted this fic from Pie In The Face. I will try and pick up where it was left off, but if I screw it up, please tell me.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Arya, Eragon S. - Complete
Afterward by MingoGirl reviews
This is a sequel to Truth or Dare? Will not start with humor, but it will morph into that later. Please enjoy!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,000 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Complete
The Winning and the Losing Game by gingerbritishgypsyelf reviews
River Song loved the Doctor her whole life and has always been 'too young.' So after a while, she takes matters into her own hands, but what are the results? T is really more K , rated to be safe. 11/YOUNG River Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Lightning Fast by neverthesamegirl reviews
Written for a challenge, to the prompt: "Eleven/River - Amy meets her grandchild". Amy wants answers, and she deserves them-but they'll be a long time coming. In the meantime, she has a grandson to look forward to.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
sex is like Chinese food by gidget89 reviews
"There you are –took you long enough, you know. I was getting really impatient. And really hungry. River. River. I brought you biscuits." Spoilers for all aired episodes :
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Doctor, The Centurion and The Mother by hannahncakes reviews
They tried to tell her she was alone and unloved, they tried to break her spirit and turn her into a weapon but Melody always knew they were coming for her. She always knew she'd be saved. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Dear Doctor by ello.cheeky reviews
The TARDIS, trapped in a human body, writes the Doctor a short letter. Oneshot. Set during The Doctor's Wife. Please review so I know I'm not a total hack :
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2011 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
A Change in the Dynamic by Temporal Austenite reviews
Once you found out that you were kissing your best friend's daughter, it seems a bit inappropriate to do it again...even if she has other plans. Doctor/River shipping! Please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Later by Temporal Austenite reviews
"You took me to Derillium. To see the Singing Towers." River told the Doctor before she died before his eyes. He dreads the day that will come. But he will always put it off until later, no matter how much she asks. Please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/15/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Wish Upon A Star by SuchAGoodGirl reviews
Birthdays should always be celebrated...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
What Are Your Intentions? by betawho reviews
Does the Doctor have honorable intentions? Does River?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Between The Lines by RosalindJones reviews
The Doctors thoughts when he finds out who River Song is. Spoilers for A Good Man Goes To War!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/14/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Wedding Night by hannahncakes reviews
Does exactly what it says in the title! A little one-shot exploring what happened on The Doctor & River's Wedding Night. Rated M for sexy times.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Not The Doctor by find-nowhere reviews
Why is there a police phone box outside of Manhattan's SVU precinct?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, M. Warner
Always Comes Back by ncfan reviews
Sometimes they wonder why they bother to lock the door.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
the river flows by ncfan reviews
Please try to understand. River, Amy, Rory. Spoilers for 'A Good Man Goes to War'.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Pure Heart and Pomegranate by rhiannonstorm reviews
Just my go at Persephone and Hades.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,997 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Persephone, Hades
The Woman She'll Turn Out To Be by neverthesamegirl reviews
When you know your daughter's going to turn out to be River Song anyway, does it really matter if she cleans her teeth or not?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The TARDIS's Room Of Requirement by oncomingpondswin reviews
"Doctor, you can get your basilisk into my Chamber of Secrets at anytime." One-shot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Excalibur by Flaignhan reviews
To the people of the Gamma Forests, the word Doctor means Mighty Warrior.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/9/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Puzzle Pieces in History by ncfan reviews
A lot of things make sense now. Rory, River. Spoilers for 'A Good Man Goes to War.'
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Rory W., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Unravelling by Musicstarlover reviews
The beginning, middle and end of the story of River Song and the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/8/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Such a Flirt by Nightsmoke reviews
Rory and Amy remark on the curious repartee River and the Doctor have. First DW fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Runaway by hannahncakes reviews
River can't take being imprisoned any more, even if the people doing it think it's for her own good. She longs to escape and find the only man she knows can help her. Strong & running away. Spoilers for AGMGTW. One-shot currently.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
I am in exactly the same way you are by gidget89 reviews
"On second thought this was probably a no-good, really bad terrible idea. I'm just forewarning you now." SPOILERS FOR 6x07
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Again by aroseofmanyleaves reviews
Set during "The Big Bang". What did The Doctor say to River Song before he went cavorting off into the sky to save the universe, and how much of a fight did she put up before she let him go? 11/River.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Greatest Sound by GwaithGweneth reviews
Rory's favorite sounds were the ones that Amy made, until the day he became a father. SPOILERS FOR A GOOD MAN GOES TO WAR.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Rory W., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Time to be Honest by Doctor-River reviews
This is the day he find's out who she is... River reveals her identity to the Doctor and his companions, but there's a little bit more than expected...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III
Oh My Doctor by hannahncakes reviews
How many times had she said those words? A little insight into the Doctor & River's relationship. Non spoilery. One-Shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Greatest Day Of Our Lives by hannahncakes reviews
Inspired by revilations in 'A Good Man Goes To War'. This is the happiest day in the Doctor & River's life, the one we've all been waiting for. Also some Rory/Amy in there. Fluffy with a side order of fluff. One shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Wakeup Call by ncfan reviews
It couldn't last. You knew it couldn't. Spoilers for 'The Impossible Astronaut/Day of the Moon'.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Baby Seeds by Ravyn Skye reviews
NOT LOLI! T for Language! Rin gets Sesshoumaru to play 'house' with her, and he finds out how Rin thinks babies are made. HE certainly isn't going to correct her. This is NOT a loli story, and is meant to be funny. Was written for Rickashay!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Sesshomaru, Rin, Jaken - Complete
Occupational Hazards by gingerbritishgypsyelf reviews
Rory, Amy, the Doctor, and River all go on a little adventure. It includes a confusingly enormous pancake and an interesting discovery about one of the Doctor's many occupational hazards. Implied content. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/2/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Embracing Chains by PristinelyUngifted reviews
AU. Between "Fever" and "Marked" Jennsen is captured and trained by the Mord'Sith. She becomes Cara's particular pet. What happens when Cara leaves the temple to join the Seeker, leaving Jennsen behind? What happens when they find each other again?
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,116 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Jennsen R., Cara - Complete
Love yet was love by Symphony In Blue reviews
The Doctor is alone in the TARDIS and River pops in for an unexpected visit. Only she's forgotten to take some necessary precautions, which can only mean one thing: spoilers! River/Eleven fluff
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Who Is She? by hannahncakes reviews
The Doctor and Rory contemplait who River Song may be. Jokey little one-shot exploring some of the many theories floating about regarding River's identity.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Remember Me by hannahncakes reviews
How is it that River remembers the Doctor when all traces of him have been wiped from the universe? set during 'The Big Bang' s5 ep13. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Without You by BritChick101 reviews
River and the Doctor think about what the other knows of their life... and their death.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/31/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
50 Things I Am Not Allowed to Do in the TARDIS by ICanFly-OUCH-NoICan't reviews
Amy and Rory find a list of rules pinned to the TARDIS console one morning. Needless to say, everyone goes out of their way to break them as quickly as possible. Cracky McCrackCrack.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Complete
Take A Look At My Girlfriend by hannahncakes reviews
A slip of the tongue that River won't let the Doctor live down. One-shot. Drabble. Ickle bit of fluff for ya.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
It Was Just a Kiss by betawho reviews
River Song is hot, and the Doctor's not immune. What he was thinking at the end of Day of the Moon.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
For the world's more full of weeping by gidget89 reviews
She hates stories that start that way. They always end in the same boring fashion, cut and fade to black and happily ever afters. None of that is real.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
To Cure a Curse by linlawless reviews
When Dumbledore is struck with an unknown curse, an unlikely alliance forms in an effort to find a cure. Rating is for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,026 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Domesticity by sunflowerb reviews
A little unseen moment set during 'Day of the Moon'. Oneshot, canon, semi-fluffyish. 11, River, and one bathroom mirror. Anything could happen.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Two's Company by Journal Of Ardency reviews
From a prompt on the Doctor Who Kink Meme Tumblr - after a tough day of adventure, River and the Doctor spend some time relaxing. UPDATE: There is no part 2 due to recent developments in the DW universe.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/20/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
too sparse to fill those deep bare vacuums by gidget89 reviews
She likes these times, especially when it is post-adventure, when he is looking at her like she is a curiosity housed in one of his museums.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Who's Your Daddy? by LilahKat reviews
Sarah Jane married? Say it isn't so. Now if only Alan and Maria could figure out who she's married to. Extreme crack!fic. Not meant at all to be taken seriously. Place tongue firmly in cheek before continuing.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Sarah Jane S., 10th Doctor, 4th Doctor, 3rd Doctor - Complete
The swelling fermata as the chord dies by gidget89 reviews
"Yes! Unsurprisingly you caught on much quicker than he did once. I've come for you River." Spoilers up to 6x04
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,665 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Extra Terrestrial by aroseofmanyleaves reviews
With the lyrics of Katy Perry's E.T. The Doctor and River's lives were never normal; their time lines in the wrong order and their first meeting for her, well, let's just say it was a bit of a surprise. Rated T.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Not that anyone but you would understand by gidget89 reviews
This job though, would easily cover her next quarter at school, and she smiles eagerly. This Doctor person, whoever he was- didn't know what he was in for.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,290 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Same Song, Different Tune by celtmama reviews
Today's lesson: Men are the same the universe over.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Complete
A Single Candle by NephilimEQ reviews
Every year, a candle is lit for someone who will never be forgotten.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Astria by gingerbritishgypsyelf reviews
River Song can speak Gallifreyan and she has a special love for special gems called astria. A fluffy little fic. 11River
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Another Psychic Letter Call by hiddenwriter691 reviews
But that meant that this next River expected things like kisses, and he was not certain even who she was or how he felt. The next time that the Doctor sees River after their First/Last Kiss.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Accident Prone by RiverCrystalSong reviews
Amy is always the damsel in distress. And now's she's a klutz? How will this go down?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Our Own Brand of Domesticity by savvyliterate reviews
River Song would never be the Martha Stewart of the 51st century. Actually, she's quite convinced her cleaning crew has put a hit out on her. It really would explain so much.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
She Was, She Is, She Will Be by Elliewelly1 reviews
River Song. The woman who had been so brilliant and fantastic and wonderful and had changed him in the best possible way, the woman who he had loved with his whole heart and trusted with his life.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
About You Now by RiverCrystalSong reviews
What does the Doctor do after he leaves River in Stormcage? Is River's Doctor slipping through her fingers?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Eleven Probable Honeymoons with River Song by paynesgrey reviews
They have several random meetings through time, and all of them could possibly be their honeymoon. Eleventh Doctor x River Song, futureDoctor x River. ONE-SHOT. - Written BEFORE the revelation of River's parents.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Perfect by orangepony reviews
Short, fluffy peice about the Doctor and River running and kissing.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Stormcage's Lament by Runt the Brave reviews
"You'd better get down here, sir. She's doing it again!" Is jail really jail when you can come and go as you please? The Stormcage's perspective on Doctor River Song.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
I Hate Wizards In Fairytales by aroseofmanyleaves reviews
Amy and Rory are having marital issues and so The Doctor decides to take them to Oz; but which one? And why is River Song's pinafore so damn short? 11/River and Amy/Rory. AU. Last part up now.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,457 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
In a Moment by Morbid DramaQueen10 reviews
He really ought to leave. But he would wait a moment. Sometimes all we need is a few seconds more. River Song and 11.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2011 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor]
rules of acquisition by gidget89 reviews
"Oh I acquired that, sometime in the seventeenth century. Never finished you know, but then it's not very good is it?"
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
All My Love, River by all10xs reviews
River song writes a letter to the Doctor when she realizes how things are going to turn out. Angst
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/28/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
A Lesson in Love by domina tempore reviews
River re-assures Rory that Amy won't always have stars in her eyes concerning the Doctor. And a fez bites the dust. Rory/River friendship, canon romances, post premier.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
grace in your heart and flowers in your hair by gidget89 reviews
He felt compelled to touch her more, more and more each time he saw her. But she always let him take the lead in that arena, and he wondered if he would be as patient when the time came. Spoilers for the 6x02 promo
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Painful Kiss by Doctor-River reviews
set in S6 ep2 River worries about when her time will end with the Doctor, she knows it will kill her but she can't bring herself tell him that, although he already knows...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Identity by x-Avarice-x reviews
The Doctor finally discovers who River really is. Why he didn't notice any of the clues earlier, he has no idea. *Theory about River, one-shot*
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Where River Song Proves A Point to Sarah Jane by LilahKat reviews
So two women - one who's very quick to use a gun and one who doesn't like them meet. Here's what happens...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Sarah Jane S., River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Magdalene: Arisen by lupinskitten reviews
Final installment in my Easter series: Mary Magdalene reflects on her time with Jesus and visits the tomb.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Mary Magdalene, Jesus - Complete
Ever After: A Love Story by hermoine snape reviews
Immortal Salazar Slytherin had lived for 1,000 years, and had taken on many idenities,but his life as Severus Snape was the hardest he had taken on. The life of a Potions Master/Spy. But when a Marriage Law is passed his secret would be revealed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,821 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Hermione G., Salazar S.
Make You Feel My Love by aroseofmanyleaves reviews
With the lyrics of Adele's Make You Feel My Love. River and The Doctor's relationship had always been complicated, and it always would be.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/21/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Memorial by GwaithGweneth reviews
Deep in the TARDIS, there is a memorial.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Complete
Of Muggles and Magic by Aurette reviews
A witch struggles to conform in a society that restricts her. A wizard thinks he has nothing to offer anyone but his duty and, ultimately, his life. An SS/HG Regency Tale. As AU as you get. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 182,266 - Reviews: 3250 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
River Song has Left the Library by Gilari reviews
River Song has left the library. River Song has been saved.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/15/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
An Unexpected Encounter by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Hermione is being chased by Death Eaters and ducks into a most unusual place to hide, completely shocking our favorite Potions professor! Answer to a challenge I found and thought extremely amusing. Danger, fluffy fun, romance, lemons and a happy ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,326 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/3/2011 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Preoccupied In Potions by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Hermione is having scandalous daydreams about her Professor. What will he do when he accidentally picks up her thoughts? Romance, comedy, lemons, a bit of drunken folly, and a happy ending!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,041 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/25/2011 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Ties That Bind by Tenshi Chupip reviews
TOMATO VERSE! Immediate SEQUEL to Tomatoes and Lilies. A.U. Six years after finding his cousin, Dudley's life has changed. For the better? Maybe. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,412 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Failed Interview by SeverusHermioneForever reviews
Rita is sent to interview London's hottest new couple. But there is trouble along the way. How can she get the inside scoop?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Rita S. - Complete
Forever is Now by MuseDePandora reviews
Drabble. River Song gives the Doctor a valentine.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Ouroboros by Lollytron reviews
Persephone's world is turned upside down when she is kidnapped by Hades, the Lord of the Underworld. Thinking herself doomed, she must get used to the idea of spending eternity at his side as the Queen of the Dead. My own adaptation of the classical myth.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,002 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Hades, Persephone
The Book of the Dead by JunoMagic reviews
Sequel of 'The Apprentice and the Necromancer'. Virtual penny dreadful with many short episodes. SS/HG. Hurt/Comfort. Romance. Horror. X–over. On hiatus until further notice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 42 - Words: 46,150 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Ollivander Children by vifetoile89 reviews
After Mr. Ollivander is kidnapped, his grand-niece, Calliope, finds herself, her brother, and a Muggle friend tangled between the Ministry, the Death Eaters, the Order, and a tragedy from her family's past. Set during HBP. Now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,176 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - G. Ollivander, N. Tonks - Complete
Mornings by VTCentaurea reviews
Oneshot. A surprise morning with the Doctor is all the River could ever ask for.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Gracias by iLOVEdisneyandvampiresxx1996 reviews
He had always thought of happiness as a forbidden emotion for him—but then, Rephaim understood the path to utter happiness could be easily achieved; as long as he had something he owned, something he wanted… something he loved. / fluffy Stevaim one-shot
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,464 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Rephaim, Stevie Rae J. - Complete
Dad, Lucifer Just Called by The Daughter of The Evening reviews
And he says I ordered ten male strippers. COMEDY. No slash intended.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Satan, Michael
An End to a Bad Week by Aeria reviews
River turns up on the TARDIS playing her usual games but doesn't realize that Doctor has had a bad week.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/12/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Change by Celebel Svit-kona reviews
Change-Something that is constantly screwing with our lives. In Alagaesia there's a lot of change, and it always has an impact; some good and some bad. News of a discovered tunnel changes the Varden's chances, and a revived love must be kept secret.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 67,285 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Eragon S., Arya
Taking Care of River by neverthesamegirl reviews
When infected with a deadly alien virus, River proves herself to be the WORST. PATIENT. EVER. It will take some creativity on Amy's part to solicit her cooperation. Written as a gift for dwsanta.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
A Kiss at Midnight by linlawless reviews
When their friends drag them to the Ministry's New Year's Eve ball, will Hermione and Severus find themselves together as the clock chimes twelve?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,938 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Tomatoes and Lilies by Tenshi Chupip reviews
Harry is making his way home one day when he runs into the last person in the world he ever expected to see again. The man seems different but has he really changed? Read and find out! One shot! A.U. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,983 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Sick Day by Otter Child reviews
Broken bones and a few days in the med bay leave the Doctor's daughter a lot of time to think. To explore the TARDIS data banks. Even to explore her father's past.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/28/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter
How I Met Your Mother by linlawless reviews
A seemingly simple question from Severus and Hermione's young daughter on their anniversary sends Severus meandering down memory lane. Written for the celebrate sshg livejournal in celebration of the tenth anniversary of sshg fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,599 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Show Me by nowyouseemenowyoudont reviews
A surprise betrothal leads to destructive outcomes. Sess!Mom/Inu!Papa
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sesshoumaru's Mother, Inutaisho - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by nowyouseemenowyoudont reviews
Izayoi discovers that being devoured isn't necessarily always a bad thing. Izayoi/Inu!Papa
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,445 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Izayoi, Inutaisho - Complete
If you love someone by anonymouse27 reviews
Based on SA fics by Velf. 'Death of a spouse, is one of the hardest ways to let someone go because there is no choice and no decisions to make'- but she was so much more than just a spouse to him.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Kohaku N., Chihiro O. - Complete
Same Time, Next Year by linlawless reviews
Nine drabbles from an annual Lycanthropy conference, bookended by two non-conference drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Gryffindors Gone Wild by AurorAngel reviews
In an attempt to make the school more respectable Umbridge has made a new decree and what she causes is just the opposite.Ginny/Luna/Hermione/Parvati/Lavender/Romilda Warning:explicit femlash,groupsex. PLEASE REVIEW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Close to the Heart by Otter Child reviews
A Time Lord is given the gift of seeing all Time, and the curse of understanding that all things will eventually end. The Doctor must help his daughter learn to accept the gift, and the burden.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Spoilers by Bekki reviews
There were some people that Rose Tyler was never supposed to meet. River Song was one of them Rose/Ten
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Rose T., River Song/Melody P. III
The Love in Their Eyes by Kuyeng13-The Heart Logos reviews
"Let it Be Me" verse. Demeter knew how she must appear to others. But she's Persephone's mother. Demeter never gave Persephone away. But she sees the love in their eyes and tolerates this union. Until the day she can remove that love, she tolerates them.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
The King's Final Journey by vifetoile89 reviews
It is time for King Touchstone I to voyage on the river of death... but he shall not be going alone.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Touchstone, Kerrigor/Rogirek - Complete
Kyoshi Explains It All With Yangchen! by vifetoile89 reviews
A short story in which Kyoshi and Yangchen, over tea, explain to up-and-coming Avatar Korra the importance of shipping, good background music, and the Transitive Property of Awesome. Fourth-wall cracking. One-shot, silly.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Complete
The Love They Share by Kuyeng13-The Heart Logos reviews
Partner story to "Let it Be Me". Zeus felt like an intruder when he watched the two part. The love, the understanding, the pain in their eyes. It was enough to make anyone shamed. Everyone except Demeter. It made him feel guilty. It made him feel shame.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Unexpected Encounters by Corey Lin reviews
Five years after the defeat of Voldemort, a chance encounter on a London street opens new possibilities for friendship and shows just how much one man can change. Written after HBP and is not DH compliant. Now completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,965 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Your Song by VTCentaurea reviews
Songfic. The Doctor finds River looking sad in a coffee shop. Doctor/River.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/26/2010 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Who Would Snape Choose? by Ms-Figg reviews
Snape teaches a DADA class after the final battle and asks the students if they could choose one ally from any house, which house would they choose. He is challenged to reveal what house he would choose, and the answer is surprising.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Four and a Half Doctors by The Sainted Physician reviews
A flawed angel, a genius, a warrior, a demon, a madman. Five incarnations. Five versions of the same man. All trapped, in a universe that shouldn't exist. A novella featuring 11, 10, 10.5, 8, 5, and Amy, River, Rose, Romana, Turlough, Ianto! Het/Slash
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,812 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 11/9/2010 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
Pomegranate Temptation by Emerald S. Sparrow reviews
By request, the story of how Hades and Persephone came to be - and yes, Persephone was begging for it!
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,395 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Persephone, Hades - Complete
No Favours Has He by yapyap reviews
Time travel: fascinating, tempting, and since a certain fateful day at the Ministry, utterly unreachable. Except for those determined to prove otherwise. SSxHG. HP crossover with Doctor Who, but can be read also without being familiar with the show.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,001 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - 9th Doctor, Hermione G. - Complete
Also Feeds Strays by Nancy Brown reviews
Torchwood: Interdimensional lost and found
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/1/2010 - River Song/Melody P. III, Lois H. - Complete
Night Music by templremus1990 reviews
River's first night in the TARDIS is...not. 11/River. Fluff with a dash of angst.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Dudley Dursley and the Knights of Walpurgis by HumanTales reviews
After twenty years of happy normalcy, Dudley sees another letter from Hogwarts. This one is addressed to his daughter. Author's Notes: Beta'ed by muggle prof. Disclaimer is on the first chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,122 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Harry P., Dudley D.
A Matter of Time by MuseDePandora reviews
The Doctor. River Song. Pirates. Oh my.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2010 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Spirited Away: A Dragon's Promise by Sapphire-Raindrop reviews
It's just a story Ruki, you can change the ending to be whatever you want it to be." Ayama knew that this was true. The spirit world was just something that her mom made up, it couldn't be real. Ruki shook her head. "No...you can't. Not with this one."
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,153 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Kohaku N.
Vernal Equinox by perilousgard reviews
This is the day that Persephone returns to the world of the living. It's hard to be separated from the one you love. Hades/Persephone. Oneshot
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Break Ups and Make Ups by I'm.The.Tin.Dog reviews
Salazar needs to apologize to Rowena... A brief oneshot about Rowena Ravenclaw and Salazar Slytherin. Hope you like it! Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
You Don't Sound Like a Roman by OrdinaryExtraordinaryHuman reviews
"Martha felt a connection with this man. She knew that he was just as displaced from his home as she was from her. They were kindred souls, weathering time, and when he looked at her, she knew that he saw it as well." 1913, Martha meets Rory. No pairings
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Martha J., Rory W.
On Sunday by Otter Child reviews
A surprise landing and a chance to renew old acquaintances becomes a battle to save the lives and freedom of the planet's peoples.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,859 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by templremus1990 reviews
River's creative approach to jailbreak does not go down well. Oneshot, 11/River, fluffy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2010 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Kiss by MuseDePandora reviews
River doesn't do anything ordinary. Even first kisses.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2010 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Always There by Monkey and Music Lover reviews
When the Doctor has to no choose but to kill two people that he loves so very much, who will he choose? He must face a difficult decision, can he make the right choice or will it all blow up in his face? Doctor/Rose, Doctor/River, Rory/Amy
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,838 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2010 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Student Exchange Program by Lyrannae reviews
Our favorite Circle group is invited to experience a year at Hogwarts. Friendships form and their magical talents grow. But despite the sunshine, darkness is always lurking in the background. CoM/HP5. Rated T, just in case. **ON HIATUS** I am doing major re-writes; please see my profile for details.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Circle of Magic - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 121,179 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 11/4/2008
Make Believe by MuseDePandora reviews
It didn't end in The Library. For either of them. Eleven/River, Amy. Spoilers through Pandorica
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2010 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Lessons by Otter Child reviews
Vignettes chronicling the first year of Jenny's life with her father. An impulsive young girl has a lot to learn. And so does an reckless man who thought he knew it all.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,842 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 2/4/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
A Chance in Time by GreenEyedBabe reviews
Accidents happen, but when this accident happens Hermione finds herself in a whole different decade at Hogwarts with people that are long dead in her time. Trying her best to find her way back before there are too many changes. SS/HG time travel story. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 201,715 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 1,723 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Revenio de Nihilum by Morbid DramaQueen10 reviews
"Return from Nothing" The thing was, it shouldn't have been possible. He shouldn't have been able to come within more than a hundred light years of the planet, not in this era. But there it was-Gallifrey.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,556 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2010 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Breathless Bounds by Kitty Ryan reviews
"You need to be touched, more." Ellimere has very set opinions about Lirael.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Complete
Tea and Sympathy by Regann reviews
"Heart over Mind" universe story, post-"Flower and Vine." Severus makes a new acquaintance, while we make an old one. HGSS. Written for the winner of a charity fic auction on livejournal. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Cries of the Prince by MaddeningHattress reviews
Would a conversation with Izayoi change Sesshoumaru's perspective towards his setpmother and other humans?
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sesshomaru, Izayoi - Complete
The Parents Meet by DameM reviews
One by one the parents of the inutachi meet in the afterlife. What, if anything, can they do to help their children win the war against Naraku?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Izayoi, Inutaisho - Complete
Solving the Unsolvable Puzzle by linlawless reviews
Severus helps Hermione cope with her frustrations when she discovers he possesses a talent she only wishes she had.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Target by linlawless reviews
When Hermione's safety is threatened by a suspected traitor amongst the Order of the Phoenix, Snape is forced to protect her. As they work together to flush out the traitor and win the war, a new understanding begins to develop.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,299 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Temptation in the Desert by Andy Magnuseth reviews
An interpretation of the Bible's description of Jesus' temptation.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Jesus, Satan - Complete
Remembering Sunlight by sweetietart reviews
I'M BACK! Hades/Persephone as usual. This ficlet is set post-decision on their time limits together. This addresses in part how they're coping. Might be more, might not. REVIEW AND CONVINCE ME? XD Also, rated M because they are naked. Interested, now?
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Hades, Persephone
Wizards Only, Witches Forbidden by aej325 reviews
Rose/Scorp: Rose Weasley is tired of the overprotective men in her life..."Malfoy! Get your bloody hands off my daughter!"...but that doesn't mean she's stopped loving them. - R&R? Thanks ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
How's Your Father? WinkWink by aej325 reviews
Rose/Scorp, oneshot: Rose just wants some alone time to 'get it on' with her secret boyfriend; it's not like she planned to be caught. fml. The infamous scene the led to "PS - Please, Don't Disown Me" - R&R? Thanks! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
My Heartbeat by 76playthings reviews
"You don't know how to love. You want power, you want control, and that's all you'll ever want," I made to turn away, but he gripped my arm. "I don't," his breath was short and hitched, "But I think with you near me I could learn to love." Mainly T rated
House of Night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Zoey R., Kalona
Hallelujah: a DoctorRiver oneshot by rosexknight reviews
The octor must admit his feelings for River to himself...but by doing that he admits that Amy is right...This is my first story and a Doctor/River oneshot. Please let me know what you think! 11/River
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2010 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Diary of a Cream Coloured Tyrant by Sanaryelle reviews
Written for The Shoppe forum's Epistolary Challenge. With the Abhorsen gone the sendings must fend for themselves. Fend off boredom, that is. And a certain servant in a cream-coloured cowl is determined to keep a meticulous record of all that takes place.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Complete
Mothers Are Always Right by Written Parody reviews
Ursa returns to the Fire Nation and makes the mistake of thinking Katara is Zuko's girlfriend. Even when told otherwise she remains convinced the Waterbender is the perfect girl for her son. But she can't possibly be right… Right? Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,024 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Moonlight Bliss by Hime4life reviews
It's been a year since Sesshomaru left to protect his lands. On a Moonlight night, Rin finds herself missing him more then ever. Will this be the night she see's him again? *Lemon*
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Axioms by Lucky Dice Kirby reviews
River Song's universe runs on three constants. ‹river song•eleven›
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2010 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Forbidden Playground by Emerald S. Sparrow reviews
They were headed to the altar, and not to make a sacrifice...
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Persephone, Hades - Complete
Doctor Drabbles by Random Little Imp reviews
A collection of short drabbles I have written with the Tenth Doctor, also making apperances are Rose Taylor, Donna Noble, and Capt. Jack. Just short bits of humor in no particular order, enjoy
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/23/2010 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Turn of the Tide by Emerald S. Sparrow reviews
A lonely but alive and hopeful Severus Snape is looking for the Auror who saved him after Nagini's attempt to end his life. He just had no idea it would turn out to be her... or that he might have to become her savior. SS/HG, Post-DH, and AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,945 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Nicked and Scarpered by Otter Child reviews
The TARDIS is old and in constant need of repairs. How old is she? And how did she become the Doctor's partner?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Under Hill and Deeper Still by Otter Child reviews
There are times and places it is not wise to tamper with. The TARDIS has just landed in one of the worst, and cannot be made to start again. Now the Doctor is trapped in the year of 1849, with green Ireland outside the doors. But why?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,343 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Blind, Deaf, and Dumb by PristinelyUngifted reviews
Prompt from serendipity513 on peoplespalace: The merry band is cursed with blindness, deafness, and muteness by Darken Rahl, who watches nearby. Warning: Extreme Silliness Ahead. Rating for implied sexuality.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Cara, Darken R. - Complete
Crescent Moon's Requiem by Lady Hinata Uchiha reviews
After more then two hundredth years of his death, she still misses him. And seeing her son once agian brings back memories that she thought were long gone... Memories of long ago when they meet, when they fell in love and when everything went wrong...
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Inutaisho, Sesshoumaru's Mother
Punishment by PristinelyUngifted reviews
Super Crack! inspired by a post on peoplespalace, a group on LJ. What if the Mord'Sith *liked* being punished?
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Darken R., Cara - Complete
Persephone by LadyGrinningSoule reviews
Thousands of years have past since Greek times, yet Hades hasn't found a queen. Unlike the myths, he never met a Persephone. While walking in a park a girl discovers that only she can see him, & soon she finds herself in a mess with Hades.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Cracked Memories by Runt the Brave reviews
Memories are a finicky things. Sometimes, the most important things are forgotten. And yet, always, there is a way to remember them. Follow River Song as she remembers, as she works, deals, and helps bring the Doctor back. Big Band SPOILERS!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2010 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Slaughtering Tradition by Queenie's Broken Heart reviews
Forbidden love? Maybe, but these two are changing all the old rules! Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy will not be bound by their families' differences ... and similarities!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,476 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Fleeing from Eden by madasmonty reviews
The Fruit we had consumed rotted in our stomachs and left a vile taste in our mouths. Adam and I tasted putrid Sin. It was then we fled from The Other Place... Adam/Eve please read and review! Completed.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Adam, Eve - Complete
Eldunari by wildskysong reviews
Oromis and Glaedr are dead, leaving Eragon alone in a turbulent world. When he is captured by Galbatorix's new pets and separated from Saphira, can he rely on his brother and some new friends to get him out? And what lurks in the Spine? COMPLETE!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 163,483 - Reviews: 2642 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
A Soul by DameM reviews
They say souls are wiped clean of the memories of past lives. Mrs. Higurashi begs to differ. And she's not alone.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,994 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Complete
Severus Salvation by Emerald S. Sparrow reviews
Trapped in a loveless marriage that never should have happened, Hermione's further pushed to the emotional limit when Severus strives to save her from her fate... Dare she believe in him? AU, very angsty with difficult subject matter. You've been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,968 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ambidextrous by Emerald S. Sparrow reviews
Snape finds Professor Granger in tears... but why is it his fault? Drabble-type one-shot, AU, SS/HG. Silly and fluffy, if that's not your thing, back away slowly!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Playing With Fire by Emerald S. Sparrow reviews
The promised sequel to "Down In the Underground, You'll Find Someone True." Persephone picks the Narcissus - finally - and Hades comes to her, achieving his revenge on Demeter.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Persephone, Hades - Complete
You Watch Us by honeynoir reviews
"Teach advanced failsafe force field maintenance. I'm busy."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Bedtime Story by PristinelyUngifted reviews
Response to laurelindorenae's prompt: "Father Rahl raises Richard as Prince of D'Hara."
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Darken R., Richard Cypher R. - Complete
Longing by PristinelyUngifted reviews
Response to 16beckyb's prompt: "Kahlan was devastated when Richard dissappeared into the future. What was Rahl's response to Cara's disappearance?"
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Darken R., Cara - Complete
Passages in Time by Saberdragon Entertainment reviews
Sometimes even geniuses are wrong. Doctor Who/Bible crossover.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Bible - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,951 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Hermione's Happy Housewarming Party by linlawless reviews
Hermione throws herself a housewarming party, and even Severus is surprised when he shows up. A 1-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,569 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
New Leaf to Turn by slavetothepen reviews
Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,210 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Praise Elade by Plush Panda reviews
Richard's cooking lead to some interesting situations involving a kitten, chipmunks, but most of all Kahlan/Cara - the good, slashy kind.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Kahlan A., Cara - Complete
JourneyBook by PristinelyUngifted reviews
Crack!fic. What if the Midlands had social networking? Spoilers for "Eternity" and "Unbroken."
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Cara - Complete
Hot In This Tomb by MadeOfWin35 reviews
Why Cara and Kahlan were really having trouble breathing in that tomb. Also Feelings!Cara so major OOC confession which leads to aforementioned breathing trouble. Cara/Kahlan obviously.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Cara, Kahlan A. - Complete
You've Been Served by PristinelyUngifted reviews
Response to the prompt "Richard comes home late one night and finds Cara waiting in his bed to 'comfort' him, but he's not interested in her That Way..." Spoilers Season 2
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Richard Cypher R., Cara - Complete
Alike by katie33h reviews
History repeats
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Sesshoumaru's Mother - Complete
HOMS by goldleaves reviews
Hogwarts Online Messaging System. A crazy place where our favorite characters chat and secrets are revealed. NOW COMPLETED - Sequel up- HIMS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,705 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Long Distance by templremus1990 reviews
The world is ending. River needs some help. What else is new? Semi-serious oneshot, implied 11/River.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2010 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Down In the Underground, You'll Find Someone True by Emerald S. Sparrow reviews
After the horrendous situations involving Minthe and Adonis that the Lord and Lady of the Underworld were tricked into, Persephone and Hades have an angst-filled lover's quarrel and must make up with one another. Rated "M" for a reason, folks!
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Silent Tears of a Sky Goddess by paynesgrey reviews
Sesshoumaru's father gives it all up for his mortal woman and says goodbye. Sesshoumaru's parents, Izayoi Pre-series. ONE-SHOT.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Sesshoumaru's Mother, Inutaisho - Complete
Five Times Cara by IronyRocks reviews
Five Things That Never Happened to Cara, But Totally Could've. Humor.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Complete
It Runs in the Family by WolfPad reviews
“Dear Miss Dursley,” Amelia read, “We are pleased to announce you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!” ...Dudley Dursley felt like fainting. Three Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P.
The Taming of Hades by Emerald S. Sparrow reviews
Hades realizes after the unfortunate incident with Orpheus and Eurydice that, not only has Persephone tamed Cerberus, she's also tamed the Lord of the Underworld.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Hades, Persephone
Always by Ravyn Skye reviews
Sesshoumaru and Rin, five hundred years in the future. Rin needs comforting as the years are beginning to wear on her. SessRin sweet romantic story of eternal love and never-ending commitment. For Darrakk.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2010 - [Sesshomaru, Rin] - Complete
Weary In Wiltshire by DarkRiverTempest reviews
After suffering at the ignominious hands of Fate, Lucius Malfoy realizes that if he doesn’t take it upon himself to change the direction of Draco’s life, future generations might be at risk. His very willing partner-in-crime? Rose Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,951 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Randomness and Idiocy by Dautr abr du Sundavar reviews
What would happen if the characters from the movie and the characters from the books met each other? Warning: Even the book characters are rather OOC. People talk like 21-century people. Featuring cameos from Ranger's Apprentice and Harry Potter.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Eragon - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
Muse by jennibare reviews
Another ZK Underground prompt "Muse". What many don't know is that on the lonely ship, Zuko draws to help bring some comfort and sanity to his dark days. After finding a necklace, he finds his muse. T for a very vague reference just to be safe.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
One of Two Ways by Chisis reviews
Kahlan's love life. She really hadn't meant for it to become to the way it did. Honestly, it wasn't her fault. Being split in half had more consequences than she was aware. Thankfully, Zedd's there to help
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Kahlan A. - Complete
Ducklings by gingerbritishgypsyelf reviews
An intruder at NCIS headquarters leads to a Scottish girl with a strange past. Also, someone has it out for NCIS. But who? And why? Should include hints at Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,095 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/16/2009
Briar Rose by Emerald S. Sparrow reviews
Hermione Granger is hit by a curse that makes her the resident Sleeping Beauty. Who better to awaken her than the Half-Blood Prince? Not DH compliant, so very AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Rejoicing Properly by Emerald S. Sparrow reviews
Complete! Snape acts rashly out of jealousy when Hermione is helped by one of his Slytherins, leading up to a revelation. SS/HG, post-DH, slightly AU, definitely EWE?, and somewhat of just a fun PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,489 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Career Counseling by Meltha reviews
Every Head of House has to counsel his or her charges about their future outside of Hogwarts. Some of those conversations prove to be quite memorabe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,854 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
When A Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm reviews
Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 416,508 - Reviews: 7008 - Favs: 3,523 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The House Worth Mentioning by bookluvr4life reviews
The first years have the same discussion on the train... what house is the best?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
In Any Other Dialect by MinaRobins reviews
Pre-Movie. "Who taught Neytiri English?" Femslash. Neytiri/Grace Grace/Neytiri
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Neytiri, Grace A. - Complete
Spaces by Empress Shiloh reviews
We are so very different, you and I.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Dudley D., Pansy P. - Complete
Paparazzi by Emerald S. Sparrow reviews
Hermione will do anything to make Severus Snape hers, even if she has to go to extremes and become his personal paparazzi. A songfic with slightly dark humor. SS/HG, Post-DH but AU and EPE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Helpful Hermione by Emerald S. Sparrow reviews
Neville, of course, creates an accidental disaster in Potions. Hermione helps Professor Snape in more ways than one to clean out the dungeons. Fun and flirty. SS/HG of course, and post-DH as well as a bit AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pick Pocket by Otter Child reviews
Playing tourist isn't nearly as safe as it's made out to be.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,856 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Lily Luna Matchmaking Services Ltd by evergreeneyes reviews
Rose has been avoiding Scorpius Malfoy for seven years, and he's getting desperate. So desperate, in fact, that he makes a trip to the offices of Lily Luna Matchmaking Services Ltd. Scorpius/Rose, one-shot, rated T for language, features lots of Lily :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
10 Things I Barely Tolerate About You by cathedral carver reviews
Let’s begin with the least offensive, shall we?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Bath Time by paynesgrey reviews
Sango and Kagome occupy themselves away from their husbands. Mature themes. Post-series. Sango x Kagome. This is a ficlet and will not be continued.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Sango, Kagome H. - Complete
How to Enjoy a Dull Meeting by linlawless reviews
Severus grows bored during the weekly Order meeting, and finds a way to entertain himself and Hermione. A fluffy, AU 1-shot, set 2 years post-war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Problem with Purity by Phoenix.Writing reviews
As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 638,037 - Reviews: 4516 - Favs: 3,074 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Tidings of Miracles by Silent Scribe reviews
Nothing warms the frostiest night of the year than being with loved ones. But Rin fears that she may be left out in the cold, clinging on for hope of miracle. An InuYasha Christmas story.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Sesshomaru, Rin
10 Little Things by LittleMissEvans reviews
I absolutlely love reading these so I thought I'd try one myself. Please read and review! Enjoy! Rated T just to be safe!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,025 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009
The Princess of Gryffindor by Aurette reviews
No Harry. No Ron. No hope. A broken Hermione goes through the motions of living until the one comes who can truly make her feel alive again. Canon through pg309 of DH. AU, Multiple Character Death, SS/HG. Rated M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 100,807 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Conversations on a Broom by Aurette reviews
A conversation between colleagues while riding on a broom. Rated M for subject matter only. One-shot. SS/HG Epilogue? I ripped mine out of the book so it doesn't exist anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Complications of Birth by Saavik13 reviews
Sequel to Contemplations of Birth. Now in seventh year, our intrepid cast faces the ultimate test of their loyalty, strength, and sanity. Can Hermione over come her lycanthropy and can Harry learn to love? Slash and Het. SS/HG, DM/RL, HP,LM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 127,044 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 10/20/2003 - [Harry P., Lucius M.] [Draco M., Remus L.]
Bitter Pills in Sugar Coating by fembuck reviews
Denna failed with Richard, she not going to make the same mistakes with Jennsen. Denna/Jennsen, femslash
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Denna, Jennsen R.
The Silver Doe by wallyflower reviews
Snapshots of an arranged marriage, years after the fact. Sometimes love takes a long time in coming. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Out of Egypt by Otter Child reviews
The Doctor has done it again; annoyed the locals and gotten stuck in a cell. Now his daughter has to get him out. Again
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Fascination by sweetietart reviews
Another Hades and Persephone fic. This time, more intense. Their characteristics fascinate each other, however unwilling the attraction might be. One will embrace, the other be embraced. Interested? Take a peek! M for future.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008
G for Girl by Saraste reviews
Rin is Sesshoumaru's girl. What does it mean for him? Warnings: Slight loli overtones, character death.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Just a Moment by Otter Child reviews
A quick trip to Cardiff for fuel and a chat draws the Doctor into a mess he hadn't bargained for. Soon he's on the trail of a something that feeds on Time itself, dragging his daughter and the Torchwood team along for the ride.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,230 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
All the Things We Fear by dayglo1 reviews
The owl came on a Thursday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Dudley D.
Here's To Friendship by bennybear reviews
My Rosie being friends with an arrogant Slytherin git? Fat chance! - The parents finally learn about their children's choice in friends; next generation story, canon compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,263 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Scorpius M. - Complete
Mara: The First Avatar by vifetoile89 reviews
A collection of facts, tradition, and dramatizations on the life of Mara of the Water Tribe, the first of the Avatars.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,373 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
ARYA SVITKONA by Shur'tagal reviews
Arya's POV. Begins at the Menoa Tree in Eldest, and encompasses books 3 & 4. Every character is included. Murtagh, Thorn, and Galbatorix have appeared. Arya/Eragon Ch 82 .
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 89 - Words: 266,277 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Arya, Eragon S.
I Know You're Going To Hate Me by SwailaThorneBaflow reviews
A dangerous creature of night and music, searching for a fleeting sense of self on this seemingly endless, dark road.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,317 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Rowena R., Salazar S.
Of Cupboards and Slytherin by ElMangoTango reviews
Founders Era. Fanfiction Fanfiction. For my long-lost. Love lots xxx. "Well, hello Rowena. I thought it might be you. You always pop up when I’m hiding in a cupboard. What is this, the fourth cupboard rendezvous we’ve had in the past half-decade?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Salazar S., Rowena R. - Complete
Outwit, Outplay, Outlast by Losille2000 reviews
Lucius wants his divorce proceedings settled so he can move on. Narcissa doesn't care, but Hermione refuses to let Lucius steamroll her client. Can Hermione outwit, outplay and outlast the one other person who is as stubborn as she is?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Like Honey by BRMCluv reviews
To Cara, everything about Denna was just like honey. Her long, softly curling hair spread across Cara's stomach, her tan skin that was uncharacteristic of the dungeon-inhabiting Mord-Sith. ONE SHOT. Denna/Cara
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2009
Well, Hellooo Kneazel! by casakitten reviews
Scorpius and Rose: forever competing academically. Scorpius, frustrated at being second, again, practices his Charm's home work on Rose to very surprising results. Who knew cotton knickers could be so life altering?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Sorrows of the Sweetest Memories by PotterPerfect 07 reviews
Interesting is quite the understatement for you, my love." Scenes taken from the lives of Salazar and Rowena. Fluff, sadness, angst, humor, and love. Join the couple during some of their more interestingly sweet memories...right until the very end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Chemical Reaction by Jason Andrew reviews
This is my version of the first meeting between Ten and River Song
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009 - 10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
There are No 'Happily Ever Afters' by Ravyn Skye reviews
Gift Fic for SalomeSensei - Kag/San Post-Canon ANGST. Kagome and Sango find comfort in each other after realizing that, now that they are wives and mothers, the adventures have ended. Girl/Girl romantic friendship.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Sango, Kagome H. - Complete
Vigil Pot, meet kettle, you're both a bit Black by Ravyn Skye reviews
Inuyasha, annoyed by Sesshomaru's hanging around the village goes to confront him. This is between the last chapter and the epilogue, After Sess leaves Rin and before Kagome comes back. Inspired by Shiinabambi AKA Affie. NOT YAOI.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Dreams of Moonlight by BlackBird'292 reviews
The war continues to rage. What is right? What is wrong? The line between the two grows ever the thinner as the battles rise and fall. In the midst of the carnage, Eragon finds that there are more sides to a man than he thought there ever was. Fourth Book
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008
Old enough to know better, too young to care by Randomonium reviews
It's the next generation at Hogwarts, and they aren't exactly angels. Okay, they're nowhere near angels. Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy are...shall we say...'friends with benefits'. But will it turn into something more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,025 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Caught on tape by jelenamichel reviews
While reviewing security footage, Abby and McGee stumble upon something Tony and Ziva have been keeping to themselves. TIVA fluff. Rated T to be safe.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
Never Gave Them Much Thought by Crystal-Iris reviews
Oneshot. Companion piece to They Say We're Family. Harry receives an invitation from someone he hasn't thought of in nearly twenty years...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
They Say We're Family by Crystal-Iris reviews
Oneshot. Post DH Epilogue. Dudley's daughter reflects on the side of her family she never really got to know. Companion piece now up, entitled Never Gave Them Much Thought
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Heated by Ravyn Skye reviews
Happy B-DAY celestialdragon423! Sess/Rin one-shot. Romantic and LEMONY! While Jaken is away Sesshomaru and Rin, now married/mated share an intimate night together. MATURE CONTENT!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,508 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Sesshomaru, Rin
Threads by Otter Child reviews
An anomalous reading and the Doctor's piqued curiosity take him and his daughter to the edge of humanity's solar system. They land on a tiny colony on the very edge of deep space. A colony where something is going badly wrong.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,349 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Five Great Charters by Sanaryelle reviews
Two thousand years before 'Sabriel', the Five Great Charters are put into the three bloodlines, the Wall, and the Great Stones. A legendary time in the history of the Old Kingdom.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 142,339 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Complete
An Unexpected Call by SanityIsNotStatistical reviews
Harry is just about to settle down to lunch with his family when he receives a mysterious and very unexpected phone call from a relative.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
The Freedom in Death by The-Camster reviews
There are many ways to control someone. The simplest is in the name, but if you truly want to have power over another being, capture their heart. Chain them in their grief. Morzan was not what was always told in stories…
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Morzan - Complete
Bickering keeps us alive by Merida Hughsie reviews
Fluffy Oneshot about the Grey Lady and the Bloody Baron. Please read and review. Disclaimer: The character are from J.K.Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Helena R., Bloody Baron - Complete
Not Allowed : The Complete Collection by Empress Shiloh reviews
150 Things I Am Not Allowed to Do At Hogwarts. Follow the kids of Hogwarts, from all different generations, as they discover what they shouldn't do. Quirky, cute, and the downright hilarious included.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,808 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009
Wind in the North by Otter Child reviews
The Doctor has saved the world, and ended several journeys. He needs to clear his head. But the trip that was meant as a retreat has landed him in a place rife with dust, guns, fear and mystery.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,895 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - 10th Doctor, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Keogh by ChelleyBean reviews
An unexpected connection is found between Hermione and Professor Snape, but that's only the start of her headaches. Being her father's daughter is one thing. Being her mother's daughter is something else entirely.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 47 - Words: 161,797 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Crashing by Ravyn Skye reviews
He will never understand what draws him to this place, what draws him to her. Gift Fic for Isha Lisban. Rated M - WARNING: PREGNANCY - NOT LOLICON 24YR OLD RIN.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Writer of the Feudal Era by paynesgrey reviews
Souta's editor keeps rejecting his story, but when he confronts her, he learns her interest in the story is much like his own. Genfic. Oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Souta, Sesshoumaru's Mother - Complete
Of Boys and Spells by bennybear reviews
A canon compliant next generation story – Albus and Scorpius get into trouble at the end of their first year at Hogwarts. Sequel to "Of Hats and Girls".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,753 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Hush by Drowned Hopes reviews
The day she found out, she calmly excused herself, went up to her rooms, and threw the nearest chair through a window. Nasuada x Murtagh.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Murtagh, Nasuada - Complete
Kiss Rin Loli Fic by Ravyn Skye reviews
Rin gives Sesshomaru a peck on the lips and is shocked to find out that Sess doesn't know what a kiss is, so she decides to teach him. LOLICON STORY! EIGHT YEAR OLD RIN KISSES SESSHOMARU, NO SEX! NOTHING EXPLICIT, BUT CHILD RIN IS KISSING SESS! see lolicon collection on mediaminer for more like this.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Bound For Tomorrow Chapter 10 preview by Ravyn Skye reviews
So, I'm taking forever to update... I'm so sorry... but here is a preview for what I have for BFT CHAPTER 10... RAW AND UNCENSORED... LOL. LIMEY... LOTS OF SUGGESTIVENESS... SEXY-TIMES... UPDATED AUTHOR NOTES, DO NOT ADD THIS TO YOUR ALERTS! ADD BFT:2
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,436 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Dancing On the Winding Road by Otter Child reviews
One of The Doctor's many adventures; the TARDIS gets its coordinates a bit wrong,landing on idyllic Fanti-Havi. But this world holds things that have been long forgotten, things both good and ill.Dancing, chaos and a good deal of trouble result
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,339 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Little Red Riding HowIsThatPossible od by Meltha reviews
Still chasing the horcruxes, Hermione spends an evening telling Ron and Harry the story of Little Red Riding Hood. Fourth in a series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Little Red Kagome, Plumespixie's MST take on it by Ravyn Skye reviews
HUMOR FIC! Inuyasha, Sess, Kag, Mir, San and Rin are forced to make funny commentary about a badly written fanfic. CRACKFIC, HUMORFIC, based on the same idea as the tv show 'Mystery Science Theater, 3000'... Give it a chance, I swear, it's hilarious!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,680 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Inuyasha - Complete
Flower and Vine by Regann reviews
A small follow-up fic set in the "Heart over Mind" universe, written as a gift for a friend. Hermione adjusts to life at home, and with Snape. As with HOM, this is AU after Book 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Valentine's Day List by C.Rara reviews
Parvati and Lavender will shortly be taking their Owl examinations and are in a Transfiguration lesson covering many key apsects of the Owl paper. So what are they doing? Discussing boys of course! Are you ready for a 'vat full of gossip.' You know you ar
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Parvati P., Lavender B. - Complete
Darcie's Destiny by LadyMalfoyx reviews
A princess locked in her rooms her entire life is suddenly thrown into the world of dragons and magic. What happens when she meets a man she's known of her entire life yet never seen by her until he returns from battle? MurtaghOC . BETTER SUMMARY INSIDE
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 43,531 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Caught by Ravyn Skye reviews
Sesshoumaru gets caught taking in the local sights.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
The Flurry Of Leaves by Mooncatcher reviews
Because no matter how much Arya denies it, they still had to release some of that sexual tension between them somehow. And maybe she'll see they can be together. EragonxArya, because they really need more love. A whole looot more.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
His Wyrda by EmeraldArya reviews
Set after Eldest in Ellesmera, this is the story of Eragon and Arya's struggling relationship as the war rages on around them. Eventually Eragon/Arya. Rated M for violence/ torture scenes and a lemon or two.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,673 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
The Memory of Relativity by Aedammair reviews
He’s 906 and she’s twenty-five and she’s even more her mother now, the strong shoulders and piercing green eyes that dare him to lie to her when she already knows the truth." The Doctor meets an unfamiliar memory. Post Journey's End...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
The Apprentice and the Necromancer by JunoMagic reviews
Snape lives and marries Hermione.—MLC with a twist turns into AU-sequel of DH with new dangers, old secrets, and much more.—Virtual penny dreadful. Many short episodes with adventure, romance, a dash of hurt/comfort, and a sprinkling of horror.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 251 - Words: 279,010 - Reviews: 6963 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Spellcaster by SGCbearcub reviews
Hermione Granger was a witch. By the time she was done, the whole damned pureblood world was going to know it. HG/SS. Spoiler HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 150,332 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Angel On My Shoulder by Euphora reviews
What happens when a certain rider becomes demoralized by betrayal, and a certain elf becomes stressed of her unresolved feelings… suddenly go by blind instinct and follow their maddening thoughts to each other? What could possibly happen…? EA erotic fic
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,263 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Eragon S., Arya - Complete
The Mysterious Ticking Noise by It'sTimeToDance reviews
Snape is doing his usual stalk about the corridors when he hears a mysterious ticking....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Amidst a War by sweetietart reviews
Sequel to Taste of Curiosity! A following series of involvements of all ties to the Underworld and our favorite couple brought into a story of them all!
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,277 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Signs Of Magic by PJPotter reviews
Dudley Dursley doesn't often think about the existence of magic in the world. . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Dudley D. - Complete
Tears of Love by EvaliaPoison reviews
Hurt, hate and loss: the three things Arya wishes to escape. Dark times in dark places, as the adventure unfolds. The misunderstandings and interference of a half elven girl as she struggles to aid both sides of the battle and a dark woman...Selena.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,409 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006
A Proper Romance by Keryl Raist reviews
My version of WIKTT's Marriage Law. Snape's nicer, but still in character. Yes, it can be done! Hermione's an adult, trying to move on from her grief. Comfort, healing, and romance await. Come, read, and see if you agree with over 1000 positive reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 161,567 - Reviews: 1654 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 4/12/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 3,821 - Follows: 254 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
“ELDEST: IN A STARRY GLADE: Partial Rewrite by Shur'tagal reviews
Here is my rewrite of part of chapter from ELDEST. "In A Starry Glade" takes place immediately after Eragon is healed by the "dragon" and comes upon Arya. Er Ar DO NOT HOOK UP, but this is a slightly more mature take on where their relationship stands.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
Heir of Slytherin by rayama reviews
Voldemort needs to find a worthy Heir in order to assume the title of Lord Slytherin. Fortunately, he planned ahead, and his grandson Harry Potter is the perfect candidate. Sort of Severitus. Rating is for Sirius' pottymouth. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,384 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 1,913 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Where Your Treasure Is by zeegrindylows reviews
SS/HG. Post-Deathly Hallows. Severus Snape survives, only to find himself entangled in an enchantment he never expected. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 376,449 - Reviews: 4955 - Favs: 2,167 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
What Will the Dursleys Say? by CheleCooke reviews
“Honey, there’s a letter here for Evie.” She called. “It’s from a place called Hogwarts.Dudley Dursley looked up from his paper, a look of horror flashing across his face. Oh no. Not again!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Back To My World discontinued sorry! by Nozomichi reviews
Chihiro is 17 now and her life has been a little ruff. Her mother denies her, and the school hates her. What will happen? i suck at summaries. But please do read
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,397 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
Whatever it Takes COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
Sequel to Hogwarts: All Sales Final. Continuing the story of Rowena, Salazar and the rest of the founders. A little less humour and a lot more drama this time. DH spoilers and deaths in later chapters. RRSS. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,979 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
The Dursley Witch by Who Me-3 reviews
It's two years after the Epilouge and Dudley Dursley gets a surprise he never saw coming, his daughter' letter to Hogwarts. Update 2/26/08 Over 36000 hits! Thanks so much everyone!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,735 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Dudley D. - Complete
Dudley's Daughter by kumquatwriter reviews
An unexpected morning in the Dursley household. Currently just a oneshot, but if there is interest, I may expand it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Dudley D. - Complete
It All Started when the Girl Fell from the Sky by Phoenix.Writing reviews
The seventh year of the Golden Trio is thrown into turmoil when a surprise visitor from the future drops in on them. HPDM and HGSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,709 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Circle of Magic by phoenix-rises-from-the-ashes reviews
Godric Gryffindor. Salazar Slytherin. Rowena Ravenclaw. Helga Hufflepuff. The four greatest witches and wizards of the age. The best of friends. Their epic story. The rating is just to be safe there's nothing bad. Please R&R everyone!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Godric G., Salazar S.
SOB by ttfn.tahtahfornow reviews
"Hah! Sirius—Padfoot, guess what I just realized!" "What, Moony?" "You're an S.O.B." ". . ." "No—no—wait, Padfoot, come back!" Remus calls Sirius an S.O.B. Sirius takes it a little too personally.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Wishes Do Come True by not-even-a-single-bit reviews
Its Chihiro's 18th birthday, and all she wants is to be back where she belongs, in the Spirit World with Haku. Little does she know her birthday wish is about to come true! Please R&R! My 1st SA fanfic! CxH all the way!
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
Asphodel and Wormwood by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Spoiler for Deathly Hallows. Not because I thought the ending was wrong, but because there was enough leeway there for me to write this...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
After Class by ChelleyBean reviews
Mild DH spoilers. A young Gryffindor delivers a message.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Neville L. - Complete
Long time, Cousin by ChelleyBean reviews
Mild DH Spoilers Harry answers a missive from a forgotten relation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Pick One by ChelleyBean reviews
How did Krum really get to be Hermione's date for the Yule Ball?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Era by moosey16 reviews
THIRD BOOK Eragon and Roran go to rescue Katrina, but don't expect to see Galbatorix and Murtagh there. Can our favorite Rider escape the Black King's lair and save Alagaesia from his deadly grasp?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,344 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Complete
The Rapier: The Forging of the Blade by ChelleyBean reviews
By Popular Demand and Author's Promise: Snape's POV. No comments from the peanut gallery about the long absence, please. It's been a rough few years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 1/15/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Confessions of a God by Maliya Wong reviews
CD. The Seven Deadly Sins committed by God are revealed in His confessions and Lucifer is all ears. One by one the Ten Commandments are broken. m/m MichaelxLucifer
Bible - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,158 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - [Satan, Michael] - Complete
Heart over Mind by Regann reviews
PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,622 - Reviews: 3308 - Favs: 3,604 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Truth or Dare: Tortallan Style by Sydelle Rein reviews
Oh no. Our favorite Tortallan characters are bored! Neal, Dom, Wolset, Merric, Yuki, and Kel enter into a game of truth or dare. What havic will they reak to fill their lives with fun and amusement? Read and find out! KD
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
Royally Painful Detention by Firesblood reviews
Hermione Granger was queen. Before her stood legions of men and women just clamoring for her attention. Her adviser and consort, an extremely handsome man with black hair, leaned forward and whispered something in her ear that was just barely audible...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Picturesque and Pure by Talitha Koum reviews
Haku x Chihiro. 'In expressing his thanks, Haku stepped near and kissed Chihiro’s smiling lips. Being so tender, it felt as tangible as the light of day dancing on the crests of the river’s waves. Picturesque and pure.' Pointless fluff. Haku POV.
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Kohaku N., Chihiro O. - Complete
A Rainbow For Rin by Silent Scribe reviews
Really, can we associate anything else with Rin? A short and simple fanfic.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Rin, Sesshomaru - Complete
In the Heat of the Night by mirrorOfsin reviews
HadesxPersephone. Action in the Underworld. M rated for a reason. REVIEW!
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Alliel's Alibi by Sanaryelle reviews
The rather unconventional Abhorsen Alliel receives delivery of a fountain, and Mogget voices his disapproval. Unintentionally AU, because according to "An Extract of the Journal of Idrach the Lesser Necromancer," Alliel is male. Guh.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Accountable by Dyce reviews
The war is over. Hermione Granger's life, while safer, is no less complicated. Victory has had unintended consequences which affect not only Hermione, but all those around her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,408 - Reviews: 1599 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Just a Game of Dragonistic Truth or Dare by Evil Shall Giggle reviews
COMPLETE! A rather drunk Eragon starts up a game of truth or dare with Orik, Saphira, and Arya. Randomness, and some OOCness ensues. Other characters will appear later.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,442 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Complete
Transfiguration of the Heart by Losille2000 reviews
Hermione returns to Hogwarts as Transfigurations professor after a year away from the magical world. She hopes for a quiet year, but then again, she has never known a quiet year at Hogwarts. Why should she expect one now? SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,017 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Taste of Curiosity by sweetietart reviews
Persephone's story. Based on the saying, 'Curiousity killed the cat. And then it came back for more.'M for mild activity. Part2 coming soon!
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,476 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
Patience and Love by Katsu reviews
All things can be healed with patience and love. Chihiro sets out to see a newly undammed stream and meets someone familiar. Winner in the 2006 Anime Fest fanfiction contest.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
Unrequited Happiness by sweetietart reviews
Aphrodite's role in the PersephoneHades saga. How they really came to be. Just a little ficlet I threw together. R&R
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2006
Fraternité by Gondolier reviews
Something sinister is stalking Christine, and only one man can save her. As they uncover deadly secrets taken to the grave, they find that the greatest mystery of all is the human heart. A tale of intrigue, love, and redemption.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 271,539 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/27/2006 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Bleak Birth by Sanaryelle reviews
Mysterious events surround the birth of Sabriel.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
Caravan Callers by Sanaryelle reviews
Sabriel's grandfather, the fiftieth Abhorsen, encounters the Dead at the fishing village of Nestowe. Mogget is a wisecracking albino dwarf.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
The Slytherin, the Witch and the Vanishing Cabinet by Ariadne AWS reviews
A Single Truth: A one shot response to O.W.L.'s Truthsayer Challenge. HGSS: Veritaserum from an unexpected source, a shove from another, and rose petals. Coauthored by TimeTurnerForSale and Ariadne AWS. Nominated in Multifaceted Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Love Thy Enemy by RedNovember reviews
[ZK AU] The mighty Fire Empire rules the entire world, after they conquered it a century ago. Now, almost a hundred years later, a tiny tribe of rebels have sent Katara, an undercover assassin, to kill the Fire Emperor Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,905 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Broom Closet Plots by the Dramione Fic Exchange reviews
In a fit of desperation Pansy locks Draco and Hermione in the Room of Requirement. Unfortunately she’s taken a lesson from Harry’s muggle fairy tales, and… kissing becomes the “key?” Written for the 2006 Dramione VDay Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Very Private Thoughts of Numero Uno, God by Appello reviews
My version of how God created the universe...written in diary form. Oneshot! Not meant to offend anyone, so strongly religious people probably shouldn't read. Just a joke, please R&R!
Bible - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Complete
Truth or Dare? by Evil Shall Giggle reviews
COMPLETE Kagome starts a simple game of truth or dare, that quickly becomes [slightly] more serious. warning: contains randomness.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,553 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
The Hunter and The Prey by RedNovember reviews
[ZK] The Prince of the Fire Nation will do anything to find the legendary Avatar, but what if the bait he captures to lure the Avatar decides to fight back and gains his attention in more ways than one? My take on an overused plotline. [COMPLETED]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 144,835 - Reviews: 1903 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Complete
Enchantment of the Heart by Velf reviews
A few more days in Chihiro's new life. Will her fledgling relationship with Haku blossom? Or fall fowl of the differences between immortal and mortal? An Epilogue to Courage of the Spirit.
Spirited Away - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,118 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/20/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
A Rider's Tale by ElladanandElrohirrock reviews
A oneshot inspired by a latenight watching of 'A Knight's Tale'. Basically a conversation between Eragon and Murtagh at the Varden about Arya. It makes me laugh, but then again I often doubt my sanity. RR!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Complete
The Friendship Necklace by paynesgrey reviews
After many fruitless attempts to worry about Inuyasha in Kikyo’s company, she had finally come to a decision. She would seek Kikyo out alone and learn more about her. No bashing. KikyoKagome Friendship fic. ONESHOT.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Kagome H., Kikyou - Complete
Family Secrets by ChelleyBean reviews
No new chapter just yet, but soon. My new Beta and I are currently editing and polishing up what's here already.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,481 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/29/2005 - Published: 11/21/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Antigone by ChelleyBean reviews
A little twist on the Time Turner idea brings a most surprising student to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,844 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 5/24/2005 - Published: 9/1/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
The Triumph of Logic by Mother of Tears reviews
Hermione is having a hard time choosing a husband before the Marriage Law deadline. She gets help from a totally unexpected source.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Courage of the Spirit by Velf reviews
Chihiro is 20 and at university. Her brush with the spirit world still influences her life to today. She is trying hard to fit in with the “real world”, but she is finding this difficult and the cracks are starting to show.Note-Some unbetaed chapters.
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 126,293 - Reviews: 2244 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
WHO BY FIRE? by kaz2 reviews
COMPLETED STORY She had always talked much and too fast when she was lying, but he let it pass. He had surrendered his pride some time ago where Hermione was concerned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,855 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/11/2005 - Published: 12/15/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
That Certain Urge by mavidian reviews
Complete Caught red-handed in an activity frowned upon at Hogwarts, Hermione has no intention of reforming. Snape has to make her aware of the consequences. A game played by Wizarding rules becomes a point of honor, competition and temptation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,693 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Lingering Ghosts by Himura Seraphina reviews
Two years after the Immortals War Tortall is slowly moving forward, as are Daine and Numair. When duty sends them the village Daine fled six years ago, she must fight against drowing in her past and hold on to her future. COMPLETE edited
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,296 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Tortall - Complete
The Twenty by Leyna Rountree reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione and an unlikely Pansy form an elite group of witches, and possess one unusual commonality. Facing their most carnal desires, they will harness a power not seen in an age, to save themselves and protect Hogwarts. Can it stay a secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 349,625 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ad Perpetuam Memoriam by Himura Seraphina reviews
An odd little fic that my odd little mind conceived of without my consent. DaineNumair, not linked to any of my other fics. update: fixed the format errors, RR please!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Tortall
In that dark silent hour by Regann reviews
COMPLETE. SSHG. Hermione lives with a very complicated situation for a very simple reason. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Stumbling Steps by Himura Seraphina reviews
One-shot: Daine and Numair, in love and trying to find their way together, reach a turning point in their relationship - will they go forward, or stumble? Rating may be a bit high.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Tortall - Complete
Sweet Teeth 2: The Perversion Continues by Aras reviews
I have decided, after one particular reviewer, who knows who they are, that the meaning behind my writing Sweet Teeth has been lost by some. I will begin to rewrite this sequel to satisfy those who got the meaning behind the original story...for fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Déshabillé by Regann reviews
COMPLETE. "A little introspection, a little lime, and thou." Snape decides how best he likes Hermione and she makes interesting use of a sideboard, all in the author's desperate attempt to write something R-rated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Moment of Truth by Regann reviews
Response to the WIKTT 100 word Mirror of Erised Challenge. Hermione faces her fears about her heart's desire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Contemplations of Birth by Saavik13 reviews
Hermione is in trouble and goes to the one place she thinks will hold her salvation. Is the solution worse than the problem or is it in fact better? Complication, the sequal, is up! So is Convergance, the backstory.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 105,157 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 1/28/2003 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Muggleborn Contracts by ChelleyBean reviews
My response to mine own challenge on WIKTT. This is what happens when the MoM gets too darn nosy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,897 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/13/2003 - Published: 9/23/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3073 - Favs: 3,685 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sweet Teeth by Aras reviews
Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Promise to Repeat. . .and Chocolate sauce? Not for the easily offended!! *Now Complete with Epilogue*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,636 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 11/11/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Decoding of the Heart by Textualsphinx reviews
It's the prequel to the sequel of another writer's fic/Of a pairing (Snape 'n Granger) that still makes some people SICK/ Dare to visit Snape's strange quarters almost sunk in Hogwart's Lake/ Where he patterns out sad days observed by Salomé, his snake.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,653 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/4/2003 - Published: 6/19/2001 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Still Here by Kalina Lea reviews
Voldemort is gone, and in the aftermath of the final battle, Hogwarts Castle is nearly empty. Why is Hermione still there? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,201 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/11/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Realization, over coffee by Regann reviews
COMPLETE. Response to WIKTT 100 word challenge. The importance of a cup of coffee on a bright morning…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Buried Life by Kalina Lea reviews
Harry disappears just before the start of his seventh year, and Hermione and Snape work together to find him. **COMPLETE**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 173,330 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/16/2002 - Published: 6/24/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Rapier: A Fine Tension by ChelleyBean reviews
*Complete from this POV* Hermione finds an unusual partner with whom to share an unusual hobby.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,466 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/4/2002 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Last Word by Kalina Lea reviews
Hermione is tasked with bringing Muggle computers to the Ministry, and an e-mail glitch leads to a mysterious correspondence. Who will have the last word? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,445 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/3/2002 - Published: 9/28/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Quill of Fire by LadyDrake reviews
Who could possibly be writing the sappy romance novels that all of Hogwarts is drooling over? Response to the WIKTT SS Romance Novelist challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,640 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/18/2002 - Published: 8/17/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Survival of the Fittest by Kalina Lea reviews
Hermione is ready to start a family, but Severus is having some, er, difficulties... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/14/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Why Slytherins Are Sexier by Textualsphinx reviews
Severus is forced to give his theories on why Slytherins are sexier. Yet-to-be-attatched snippet of 'Decoding of the Heart'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/20/2001 - Published: 7/3/2001
The Mists of Hogwarts by Lev Stone reviews
A rewriting of the Harry Potter books using Marion Zimmer Bradley's style.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,287 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/20/2001 - Published: 7/24/2001
Pawn To Queen by Riley reviews
A somewhat Nietzschean twist on Snape/Hermione. The Potions Master and his best student find themselves entering into a partnership that neither of them could have expected, courtesy of Lucius Malfoy. NOTE: chapter 3 updated again: Hermione's now 18.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,263 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/8/2001 - Published: 9/24/2001 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Unpleasant Dreams by Riley reviews
Set in my "Pawn to Queen" universe--- why is Ginny the only one not surprised that Hermione trusts Snape? (I promise--- this is NOT Snape/Ginny! [For one thing, Hermione would kill me.... :> ])
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2001
Letter from Exile one Merciful Morning by Textualsphinx reviews
Here's angst laced with humour and tender enchantment; good grammar and lexicon serve as enhancement. And how can you not want Snape's wholesale Redemption. Or thoughts about Sex - sufficient temptation? Voted 'BEST ROMANCE' in Bloody Brilliant Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,477 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/25/2001 - Published: 12/5/2000
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The First Years reviews
The next gen's first years at Hogwarts come with suprises they never expected. Rose's POV. Sparotic updating.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,984 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Rose W.
Rowena Wake Up reviews
Ever wondered about some of the things our dear founders did in their free time? Here's an idea. T for future content. On indefinite hatius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Rowena R., Salazar S.