Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride, Hunger Games, and Harry Potter.
Hola. I'm Nano Byte, but you can call me Lani, cuz that's my name. (Well, a shortened version, but still.) I actually got the name way back in 8th grade, because I was the shortest one among my friends, and most of them were 7th graders. ANYWHO.
I will let you know, I am a Senior in high school.
I like writing (of course). But I'm a major procrastinator. You can e-mail me at email@example.com if you want to try and hurry me along in my writing.
I'd also enjoy it if you gave me huge reviews. I'm one of those writers thats rarely ever happy with what they write. It's sad. A habit I'm trying to kick. (Bad habit! *aims foot but misses* *habit whimpers* Ah! Habit, I'm so sorry!) (NO! THat's not even funny. Habit cruelty is frowned upon. I'll house-train it instead.) As you can see, I have a strange sense of humor.
I'm also working on my own book. It's about these three friends that end up in Vegas with an orange moose and play a rousing game of "Annoy the Hotel Clerk." Ha, I was just kidding about the game. And they actually don't end up in Vegas unless the first book does well... It's very difficult to write a fanfiction and my own book when the characters tend to not get along. I feel like I'm running a daycare in my head.
ANYWHO, here are some commom questions I am asked:
Do you have any friends? Why, yes! I have many friends, both real and fictional! My reality friends are amazing and I love them and want to thank them for being supportive! Can I brag for a bit? Thanks. My best friend Mo played Puck (We made Puck a girl) in A Midsummer Night's Dream as a freshie for our high school play. Not to mention all of my extremely Beautiful Cross Country Chicas, who brave, heat, rain, Jackalopes and Fire Hydrants to run. Obierika, Ladies!
Do you enjoy long walks on the beach? Why yes, I do. I also enjoy running in the rain, hiking in the mountians, and five second dance parties in the quad during lunch.
What is your quest? To take over the world, of course! I stole Voldy's flying machine for just the occation! (However, I could not get ahold of a rocketship to Mars. My apologies, Draco!)
What is your favorite color? A Brilliant royal purple, or neon green. I also enjoy black.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladden swallow? African or European?
What is is like being clinically insane? Ah, the most asked question of all! It's actually quite nice. Of course people give you strange looks, but what's life without a little living, right? Besides, I can always claim literary lisence if and when they come to take me away. ;)
~ The Book Thief By Markus Zusak
~ the Harry Potter Series by JK Rowling
~ The Hunger Games, Catching Fire, and Mockingjay by Susan Collins
~ The Murder of Bindy Mackenzie and The Year of Secret Assignments by Jaclyn Moriarty
~ The Maximum Ride Series by James Patterson, books 1-3 (Because, let's face it, everything after Saving the World sucked platapus.)
~Guardians of Time Trilogy by Marianne Curley
~ Independence Day
~ The Day After Tomorrow
~ Toy Story 3 (I didn't think it possible, but it was as good/even better than the first two!!!!)
~ The Harry Potter Movies
~ Robin Hood: Men in Tights
~ Monty Python and the Holy Grail
~ Pride and Prejudice (I feel like such a sap.)
~You Tube Videos/Series/Channels
~ nigahiga (channel) Ryan Higa and his friends are hilarious. I suggest starting from his earliest video, "How to be Gangsta" and working your way up. The #1 most subscribed channel on youtube! www.youtube.com/user/nigahiga?blend=18&ob=4
~ AVPM (A Very Potter Musical) (Series) A parody of Harry Potter, in musical form! Does it really need explained? Now with a sequel! www.youtube.com/user/StarKidPotter#p/c/C7BE906C9D83A3A/0/wmwM_AKeMCk
~The Cocaine Project by danielcrate (that's the username. It's a video some friends and I made freshman year for health class. really funny. Not telling who I am.)
~ Owl City
~ If Only by Fiction Plane
~ All American Rejects
~ Kryptonite by Three Doors Down
This is the part where Nano sings a silly song... er... divulges her plans to take over the world... er... ATTACK!
I hope to get a Harry Potter Fanfic up soon, but we'll see. Again, please review my stories, or I'll cry. And stop writing them. Well...
Or is it?
Ha, yeah it is. I'm just messing with you.