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Joined 07-16-09, id: 2010599, Profile Updated: 05-15-12
Author has written 16 stories for Hellboy, Harry Potter, Kingdom Hearts, Yu-Gi-Oh, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Final Fantasy VII, Kuroshitsuji, and Castlevania.

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"All who wander are not lost."-J.R.R. Tolkien


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Actor(s): Alan Rickman, Jason Isaacs, David Tenant (aka The Doctor), Johnny Depp, Yul Brynner, Darren Criss, Natalie Portman, Tim Curry

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Definition of Shark on Land:

1) A spineless aquatic creature that can walk on land

2) A fanfiction authoress/flutist with the same amount of backbone as the aforementioned creature, and who delights in watching/ making spoofs of almost any movie. Especially non-anime martial arts flicks. Scratch that. Make that any martial arts flicks.


In-progress stories:

Adapting (Chapter 7)

A Grand Party Indeed (Chapter 16)

Lux Lunae (Chapter 10)

What He Never Expected (Chapter 9)


Completed stories:

Don't Wake Up (AiW)

A Debt to Pay (AiW)

Nothing is Certain (Castlevania)

Advent Adolescents (FFVII)

Waiting (HB)

Only Dreaming (HB)

Lineage (HP)

Heart Collection (KH)

Juxtaposition (KH)

We Were Fools (KH)

Insanity (Kuroshitsuji)

Does She Know? (YGO)


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Silent Serenata- Ave Maria


Hardly Noticeable Notice: FFFFFFFFFF, WHAT'S GOING ON. WHAT IS THIS. I HAVEN'T UPDATED THIS IN AGES. I SHOULD PROBABLY GET TO THAT.

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Infatuation by The Bad Joke reviews
This one is different.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Pitch, Jack Frost - Complete
Death Note: Fanfiction Gone Bad by Corey M. Smith reviews
The Stupidest Random Crack-fic...In Color! -3-D Glasses Not Included- Pssst...I updated maybe...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,696 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Matsuda T., L
A Diamond Sky Above Titanic by Seablue Eyes reviews
The year is 1912, and one angel and one demon's lives are about to change forever as they embark on the fateful maiden voyage of the R.M.S. Titanic - and a relationship utterly forbidden by both Heaven and Hell.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,995 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Hair Gel by ConfusedStarfish reviews
Terra Panasonicplaystationsony, is your average teenage boy trying to become a Keyblade Master. BUT HE'S ABOUT TO FIND OUT, that becoming a Keyblade Master isn't all it's 'keyed' up to be! Crack-fic
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Terra, Xehanort
Too Much Information by dantesdarkqueen reviews
If there's one thing to cause the champions of Chaos untold grief, it's their access to cyberspace...
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,789 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Emperor
Not Who We Used To Be by Where Is Your King Mickey Now reviews
Semi-AU. Isa never lost his heart. Now ten years have passed since Lea lost his, and Isa's life is turned upside-down when a chance meeting with Axel puts him in the Organization's sights. Older!Isa/Axel.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 102,108 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Isa, Axel - Complete
Communication Breakdown by littleblackdog reviews
An accident in the Black Emporium has some unexpected effects, transforming Fenris into a little boy. Time will fix the problem, or so claims Xenon, one way or another. Fenris/F!Hawke.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4967 - Favs: 11,441 - Follows: 1,292 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Little Wolf by equinexus reviews
DA2 It has been three long years since Fenris walked out on Hawke, but with the encouraging words of a certain Antivan assassin, the Tevinter slave once again gathers the courage to confront his feelings towards the Champion of Kirkwall, Remy Hawke.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris - Complete
Orders by CodexKiller reviews
After being recalled for the final battle, Crowley and Aziraphale are sent back to earth with very specific orders. Can they follow them?
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2011 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Kuroshitsuji II Facebook Newsfeed Edition by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Kuro II, condensed down to facebook status updates. After all, it takes a long time to watch 12 episodes...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
You Remind Me Of The Bulge by MoonageDaydream23 reviews
Jareth's crotch is alive, Sarah's an idiot, and Jim Henson loves his chickens waaaaay too much. All par for the course in one of my parodies!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,195 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Complete
Beauty and the Beast: A Labyrinthine Retelling by gabriellejoya reviews
He was the beast, cold and cruel, and she the beauty, trapped in his gilded cage for all eternity. Little did he know, her will was as strong as his. The tale of Beauty & the Beast entwined with Labyrinth. J/S.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 72,343 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Ariellus Must Wait by xjabberwockyxpeacex reviews
Rose finds out she's pregnant with the Doctor's child. How will the Doctor react?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,297 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Forbidden Love of Sora and Kairi's Grandmother by ConfusedStarfish reviews
After comfronting Xemnas, Sora finds that he has something else he has to confront. Love. Please review! :
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Sora, Kairi's Grandmother - Complete
10 Impossible Things by Sammi-neechan reviews
Since defeating the Jabberwocky, Alice has come to believe four more impossible things. Alice/Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Everglow by Flutist Girl reviews
Sequel to "Broken Wings". During a raid of Midgar, Vincent finds two silver haired children living in the dark alleys. Frightened, alone, and scarred, Nadiya and Aidan, the twin children of Sephiroth, must learn to escape their father's dark legacy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 104 - Words: 154,210 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Sephiroth, Vincent V. - Complete
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Broken Wings by Flutist Girl reviews
In many ways, it was a grave, though no body was buried beneath. It symbolized the same thing. There, under the shelter of the trees, he had died. This was the anniversary. This was the only time she allowed herself to think of him. SephirothOC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 76,529 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Sephiroth - Complete
The Milestone by rrreeves reviews
OCxSephiroth. (THIS STORY IS UNDER RE-CONSTRUCTION) Shinra has come to life again, spreading its web across the world in shape of new Mako reactors. Sephiroth, too, is back, and as he considers his options - his face hidden by a cloak - he is found by an insect of a woman. A dim-witted woman, with all the elegance of a one-legged insect.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 99,636 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Sephiroth - Complete
Death of the AMS: the Avatarverse Mary Sue by Pico the Great reviews
I EAT MARY SUES FOR BREAKFAST. Care to join me? It's a buffet.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 4/26/2005
Post Mortem by silverphyrbyrd reviews
After the explosion in Advent Children, the bodies of Loz and Yazoo are found. Short, plotless and sad.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Loz, Yazoo - Complete
Maskless Masquerade by Kitt Chaos reviews
AU. Loosely connected to the story Insult of the Right Hand. The Lord of All Vampires ponders humanity as he enjoys an unwholesome glee in the Halloween role he has devised for Himself.
Castlevania - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Complete
Operation Salvation by H.J. Bender reviews
Sequel to "Revenge of the Houseplants" and "Return of Hastur". Hastur must befriend Aziraphale in order to convince the angel that Crowley is out to get him.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,037 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Complete
Another Time, Perhaps by mihoyonagi reviews
Aerith/Seph. Post Meteor. Present KH universe. Resurrected as her home was destroyed, Aerith was shot into the reaches of gummy space. Finding friends was easy, but confronting demons was a different matter.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,299 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/16/2005 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Sephiroth, Aerith G. - Complete
The Revenge of the Houseplants by H.J. Bender reviews
FACT: Crowley’s houseplants have been suffering for years at the hands of their merciless master. QUESTION: What happens when Hastur offers them a chance to avenge their misery? ANSWER: read fic.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Complete
The Greatest of These by Vivien B reviews
“And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.” The final Apocolypse, a final escape plan, and finally, Crowley and Aziraphale together. PG-13 for angst and trauma and a minor amount of bad language and mild smut
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,105 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2004
Deliverance by Ithilwen C. Malfoy reviews
Love is not meant for the likes of Anthony J. Crowley. AC slash.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2004
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A Grand Party Indeed reviews
"The grandest party one hosts is often the least expected," he chuckled with his customary grin. "After all, who awaits their own funeral?" Undertaker/OC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,554 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Undertaker
Nothing is Certain reviews
Upon his mother's death, Alucard willingly chose to succumb to his rage against all humanity. AU.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Alucard - Complete
What He Never Expected reviews
It has been two years since the deaths of Prince Nuada and Princess Nuala. But things have changed. Now with the help of the BPRD and a human woman, Nuada must work with his former enemies to bring stability back to his kingdom.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,727 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Prince Nuada
Adapting reviews
It hadn't happened on purpose. It was a fluke through and through. It's not as if they had wanted to switch bodies. "Alice dear, how in the world can you stand not wearing a hat? It's perfectly dreadful!" Hatter/Alice. A story told in oneshots.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,889 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
We Were Fools reviews
Lea and Isa decided to try to break into Ansem's castle. Little did they know that their actions would lead to unimaginable consequences. The birth of their Nobodies. Post BBS.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Isa, Lea - Complete
Isolation reviews
Being the sole maid in the Trancy household was never easy. In fact, it was more of a nightmare.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Hannah A. - Complete
Lux Lunae reviews
The encounters between them were certainly strange enough... strange for a Nobody that is. However, they managed to show Saix that having some emotions is better than having none at all. KH1 to postKH2. Saix/OC
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,435 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Saïx
Advent Adolescents reviews
Never underestimate angsty blondes, mother complexes, cheesy dialogue, and CGI physics. A parody of Advent Children.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Complete
A Debt to Pay reviews
On Frabjous Day, the Mad Hatter fought against the Knave of Hearts, and... Wait a minute... How in the name of the White Queen did someone like the Mad Hatter even learn how to use a sword! Hatter/Alice if you squint. Based on Tim Burton's movie.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Don't Wake Up reviews
“I’ll miss you when I wake up,” she said, giving him a smile that took his breath away. But then a look of horror flashed across his face. Because waking up meant that in the end, you left the place you were dreaming about. Based on Tim Burton's movie.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Does She Know? reviews
As the two walk beside one another, a certain thief observes them from afar. And as he does so, he begins to question quite a few things.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Thief Bakura, Kisara - Complete
Juxtaposition reviews
Definition: Words that contrast each other to emphasize differences. Such a shame that these differences were fated to tear their friendship apart.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Axel, Saïx - Complete
Heart Collection reviews
Member: Number XIII. Mission: Heart Collection. 'Well, this shouldn't be so hard,' Roxas thought. "But why are people giving each other hearts Axel?" Implied AkuRoku fluff.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Only Dreaming reviews
Moments before his father's death, a memory of the past appears to Nuada as he sleeps. Drabble.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Prince Nuada - Complete
Lineage reviews
As a pureblood, Lucius Malfoy looked down on anything that was not like him. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Lucius M. - Complete
Waiting reviews
Drabble. After Prince Nuada's death, many things are made apparent. Spoilers inside.
Hellboy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Prince Nuada - Complete
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