Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Pitch Black / Riddick.
Okay, hello! A little about me, then...
NAME: Loraline Scylla Donovan, Lory for short,
AGE: Wouldn't you like to know! I WAS born on Saint Patties Day, though...
PREFERENCE: Not really anyones business, but I'm Bi. If that influences how you feel about me or my work, then you're a sad little pathetic creature. God created us in His image, and the mere fact that I love you for you and not your gender shouldn't deem whether you can look down on me at all. Get off your high-horse! Like the song Don't Laugh At Me, "One Day We'll All Have Perfect Wings". So, yay, curse at me, spit at me, tell me I'm going to Hell. I'll make sure to point you out to the Higher Ups when you and I meet there. After all, everyone loves to torture bigots...
RELIGION: Christian but open-minded. There is no one way to serve God, nor one right way to Follow him. Everyone is their own person and can do what they want.
FAMILY: Oh, I have a mom, a little sister, my cousin Ashton Nightingale (A Nightingales Dream on FF.N), three dogs, four cats, twelve cows (YAY! COWS!! XP ), two gerbils, and a step-dad...notice he comes last...AFTER THE GERBILS, even... >:
Now, ONTO RANDOM QUOTES AND/OR POSTINGS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Copy this on your own profil if you are against homophopia too.
"Locked in a round room; sent to the corner" - Friend of mine
"I think you thought what I thought to think about three thoughts ago... I think..." - Same Friend
"Harry Potter: Because Remus Lupin would use Jacob Black as a Chew Toy" - Facebook Flare
"Save our Earth! It's the only planet that has Chocolate!!" - Facebook Flare
"Happily Ever After. Not only does this seem totally superficial, it just sounds Boring!" - Friend from before
"When exactly did you loose your mind?" "About three months ago. Woke up married to a pineapple, and an ugly one at that. Ah, but I love her..." -Conversation between Buck & Manny in Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (LOVE that movie, BTW)
"But...Aren't we supposed to be getting on with the poking with the pointy sticks and bad guys exploding into dusty bits?” - Xander in The Tang of Blood by WizardsGirl
Harry: "You're a werewolf?!"
Harry: "Are you fucking serious?!"
Remus: "Yes. That too."
Remus: "Oops. Too much information..." - Okay, I SOOOO Stole this from ServantofShadows profile, but I just couldn't resist!
"If a deranged psychopath walks down the street covered in blood, do you call the cops? Hell no! You close the blinds and lock you f-ing door, is what you do!" - Same Friend
"What's my goal in life? To win a Darwin Award that beats all Darwin Awards. That would be friggin awesome!" - Same Friend
"If a tree falls in the forest, do the other tree's point and laugh?" - Don't Remember...
"I have a dream... A dream where all chickens can cross the road and NO ONE would question their motives!" - I think it's off of another profile, but I don't remember...
"I would rather rule in Hell then serve in Heaven" - quote from some fic that quoted from somethoing else...
"It's like chess. Don't think one move ahead, but three." Giddeon to Reid on Criminal Minds
Friend "I would rather skinny-dip in a pool of sharks, hogtied with a steak around my neck, then go on a date with you!"
Guy "...I've got a car"
Friend "Still a no"
Guy "I'll pay"
Guy "I'll buy you chocolate!"
Friend "Well why didn't you say so!"
Friends New Boyfriend "Seriously? Sweet!" Does Happy Dance
Friend "...If you ever do that again, I'll leave you. Chocolate be damned!" - Real-Life Conversation between my Friend and her new boyfriend. (Congrats, Btw SIX MONTHS!! WHOOT!)
10 STEROTYPICAL REASONS HOMOSEXUALS SHOULDN'T MARRY! COPY IF YOU THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm MEXICAN so I MUST belong in a gang.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST Sacrifice goats and small children
I’m OPEN MINDED, so I MUST be going to HELL, and be GAY
I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I’m a PREGNANT TEENAGE RAPE VICTIM, so I MUST have been ASKING FOR IT
I have a TUMOR in my HEAD so I MUST be a LOST HOPE
I have SIBLINGS with DIFFERERENT FATHERS so our mom MUST be a WHORE
Number your 12 fav Harry Potter characters (In no order) and answer the questions!
4. Voldemort/ Tom M. Riddle Jr.
1) Have you ever read a Six (Neville) /Eleven (Draco) fanfic before?
No, but that does sound interesting… Hmm… Plots
2) Do you think Four (Voldemort/TMR) is hot? How hot?
Snakey Voldy, HELL NO, but Handsome Voldy or young Tommy, HELL YES!!
3) What would happen if Twelve (Flint) got Eight (Sirius) pregnant?
O_O … BAD PADFOOT!! NO SLEEPY WITHOUT PROTECTION!! BAD! …Then again, those would be some Dark Babies… XP
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? (Remus)
Um, Yeah. There are a lot of Remy/Siri fics, as well a Remy/Sevy, Remy/Harry, and I found a Remy/Luna one a while back, too!
5) Would Two (Severus) and Six (Neville) make a good couple?
Twitch Um…Maybe? I can’t think over that too much, but I guess opposites attract thing might work….
6) Five (Luna) /Nine (Remus) or Five (Luna)/Ten (Fenrir)
Arge, two werewolves to choose from………. I Can’t decide….
7) What would happen if Seven (Minerva) walked in on Two (Severus) and Twelve (Flint) having sex? X3
… “SEVERUS!” Scandalized look, before scowling “Professor Snape, Mr. Flint, if you’ll follow me. I believe the Headmaster had best be informed. I am severely disappointed in the both of you! For shame!” Lolz!!
8) Make up a summary of a Three (Harry) /Ten (Fenrir) Fanfic.
He’d been running ever since the moon had risen, ripe and full and all but smirking down at him. Stupid, really, to go into the Forest this time of month. He prayed he’d live to regret it properly as the howling started again.
9) Is there any such thing as a One (Lucius) /Eight (Sirius) fluff?
Yes, but only if it’s good. Otherwise, No.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven (Minerva)/Twelve (Flint) Hurt/Comfort fic.
EEEEWWWW!! Um, Raindrops and Purrs
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four (Voldemort/TMR) to de-flower One (Lucius)
Oh, oh, oh! It would have to be in Lucius’s school day, and he’d have been lured to the Dark by the handsome, charming, and powerful up-and-coming Snicker Dark Lord.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Harry) het?
Yes. And very few are very good, if you ask me.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Draco)
Umm…Not sure…They could, though!
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two(Severus)/Four(Voldemort/TMR)/Five(Luna)
…I doubt very many could write that pairing, least of all my barely-interested-in-HP-friends…
15) What might Ten (Fenrir) scream at a moment of great passion? X3
First of all, he wouldn’t scream. He’d howl. Smirk And my guess? Biting. And Dirty Talk… Smirk
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Sirius), what song would you choose?
I REALLY Don’t like Song-Fics, unless it’s only in the first chapter of a multi-chaptered fic. I’d have to pick… Never Too Late by Three Days Grace
17) If you wrote a One(Lucius)/Six(Neville)/Twelve(Flint) fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: Possessive, Protective Slytherins. You have been warned.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten (Fenrir) to use on Two (Severus)
“Tell me, little snake. Do you bite everyone who propositions you, or will I be the lucky one?” (Said with a playful snap of teeth in Sevy’s ear and rumbly-purr-voice)
Try Not To Cry:
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Didn't write the poem below!
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
if u hate child abuse, post this on ur profile!!
25 REASONS I LOVE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.