Hello everyone,

Please call me Sey if anything at all. I enjoy being sarcastic especially when the situation calls for it. I have a dry sense of humor at times and love music, jacked up trucks, Arizona Green Tea, Vitamin Water, Black, Blue, Purple, Green. I have a wattpad as well where if you are interested in reading anything I write you will find Accepted the Rejected that I began helping a dear friend continue from CH 10 and on wards. Oh I also enjoy quotes in case you haven't noticed.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.(So true...)

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin

Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. (i do that all the time)

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it.

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"The good news is that you may have screwed up my past and created my present but you have no control over my future."

Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.

You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club.

You don't write because you want to say something, you write because you have something to say.

The act of writing is the act of discovering what you believe.

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes i just don't show up.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.(or poles. i have a tendency to do that a lot)

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

You have the right to remain silent.Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple source is called research.I