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Joined 07-16-09, id: 2011094, Profile Updated: 02-24-14
Author has written 2 stories for Home & Away.

Hello! Welcome! Bonjour! Ciao!

The name's Beth, I'm 18, Australian, gay, chef and a tumblr addict (URL here). I'm the biggest disney freak you'll ever meet, and I wish I lived in the era of Walt Disney himself. I'm training to be a chef at William Blue College of Hospitality Management in Sydney, Australia and I love every minute of it. Following with the crowd here's some generic information about me:

  • I play some instruments, mainly guitar and ukulele but I can play others just not great. I love P!NK and Katy Perry and I probably listen to the Frozen & Wicked soundtrack at least once a week.
  • Speaking of, I love Frozen. Actually, anything Disney. My top picks (in no particular order!)- Beauty & The Beast, Aladdin, Pocahontas, The Lion King & Frozen. I own nearly half (48/97) disney movies ever made which I eventually aim to get them all. Non Disney movies you may ask? Well, Imagine Me & You, Loving Annabelle, Love Actually, Lost & Delirious and Juno are definitely some greats (I feel a pattern amongst those..)
  • My favourite TV shows are Grey's Anatomy, Pretty Little Liars and 16 & Pregnant (makes me feel good about my life >:) )
  • Best fanfiction ever written? Definitely goes to my amazing penpal/sister ijustkeepswimming and her story Forbidden.
  • I guess I have faith? To a degree, but I'm not someone to force it down your throat, I hate that.
  • I run my own business Baking by Beth, and I run a food blog which is here - so take a look!
  • Not much else to say, but if you're super keen send me a message - or an ask on tumblr, whichever suits you!

    ta ta for now my lovelies!

    Beth.

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    The Perfect Melody and the Perfect Rhyme by sinandmisery reviews
    Chloe has a way of invading personal space and Beca can't figure out why she's not really interested in stopping her. Beca/Chloe.
    Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,414 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Beca M., Chloe B.
    Rebellion by ijustkeepswimming reviews
    Having lost her job with the police, Charlie gets a security job where she has to protect a rich, spoiled and rebellious Joey Collins...
    Home & Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 54,822 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Charlie B., Joey C. - Complete
    Precious Time by wonderwall85 reviews
    Time is precious, especially when you know how little you have left.
    Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,538 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P.
    Revenge by ijustkeepswimming reviews
    What happens when an old enemy comes to track Charlie down...?
    Home & Away - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,847 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Charlie B., Joey C. - Complete
    Opposite Sides by ijustkeepswimming reviews
    Charlie is the most popular girl in school while Joey is practically invisible. What will happen when they are thrown together for a school project...?
    Home & Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 35,782 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Charlie B., Joey C. - Complete
    Hooked by ijustkeepswimming reviews
    Charlie and Angelo are trying to catch a serial killer when they happen upon Joey Collins, a somewhat unconventional witness...
    Home & Away - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 66,073 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Charlie B., Joey C. - Complete
    Setting Rain on Fire by privatephilosopher reviews
    Santana and Brittany cope with the loss of something important to them. Will it tear them apart or bind them closer together?
    Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 53,121 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
    Meant to Be by GreysAddictJ reviews
    Shortly after the alt reality episode, "If/Then." What happens when Callie and Arizona decide to celebrate their success? Will two unhappy souls be drawn towards each other? Are they really meant to be, no matter what universe they're in?
    Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,620 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Callie T., Arizona R.
    Survivors by ijustkeepswimming reviews
    Charlie is stunned to run into Joey again while she attempts to help Bianca through her ordeal...
    Home & Away - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 26,375 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Charlie B., Joey C. - Complete
    You Call It Madness But I Call It Love by Cutebabe79 reviews
    Three bad boys have arrived in Summer Bay – but with them comes a gorgeous brunette who catches Charlie's attention...
    Home & Away - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 93,891 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Charlie B., Joey C.
    Fondue for Two by Gleek.Fab4lover reviews
    What would have happened if Santana had accepted Brittany's invitation to go on Fondue for Two. My own fun AU.
    Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,762 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L.
    Two Years On by ijustkeepswimming reviews
    Having set up his charter business, Romeo runs into some engine trouble and is rescued by a beautiful stranger... Her name? Joey Collins! A CJ fic of course!
    Home & Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,030 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Charlie B., Joey C. - Complete
    Interwoven by ijustkeepswimming reviews
    A CJ Experiment... Charlie and Joey grow up together, with their families being age-old friends. The story begins with the girls being children.
    Home & Away - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 528,555 - Reviews: 1617 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
    The Heart Wants to Sing by GleekChuckOTH reviews
    After a life changing night, Rachel's life comes crashing down. Can Quinn, Santana, Brittany and Puck put the pieces back together? Faberry, Puckleberry friendship, along with Brittana.
    Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,593 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
    I Dare You To Love Me by Shyrie reviews
    Charlie is getting married to Angelo and Joey is the wedding planner and the florist. Will Charlie and Joey Dare to fight the inevitable or will they Dare to give in to what is meant to be?
    Home & Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 133,894 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Charlie B., Joey C.
    The Joys of Parenthood by i-am-loved17 reviews
    AU. Callie Torres never expects to find love George's death. Arizona Robbins never expects to fall in love with the mother of a student. But, hey, in life anything can happen.
    Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,382 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Arizona R., Callie T.
    Can't Stop Myself From Loving You by ijustkeepswimming reviews
    Set after Charlie and Joey's first kiss, Charlie and Joey try to figure out their feelings for each other...
    Home & Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,798 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Charlie B., Joey C. - Complete
    All The Things She Said by Dolphin64575 reviews
    A Gelphie fic about angsty lesbian love in school. Mostly bookverse, with some musicalverse for plot continuity. g/g pairing, if you don't like, please don't read
    Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,146 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Elphaba T., Glinda U.
    Secret Santa by GreysAddictJ reviews
    Callie's SGMW Secret Santa rocks her world.
    Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,541 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Arizona R., Callie T. - Complete
    Somebody, Anybody, You by ijustkeepswimming reviews
    While trying to muster the enthusiasm to move in with Angelo, Charlie is surprised to run into Joey again...
    Home & Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 40,271 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Charlie B., Joey C. - Complete
    Color by EverShadow reviews
    When Glee club loses a friend, everyone feels it. But one glee member feels it so much more than the others and embarks on her own journey to discover how to move on.
    Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,977 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 2,450 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
    Dear Diary by Shyrie reviews
    One Shot! Chapter 2/ Part 2/ Sequel of THE BEST FRIEND. If you guys haven't read my story, the best friend, i suggest read it first so it won't be confusing.Thank You!
    Home & Away - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,523 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Joey C., Charlie B. - Complete
    The Kiss by ijustkeepswimming reviews
    Set after Charlie gets back from visiting Ross but before she and Joey get a proper chance to talk...
    Home & Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete
    The Best Friend by Shyrie reviews
    Dilemma of being the best friend. It's my first one shot and wrote it differently from my other stories. CJ fanfic.
    Home & Away - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,189 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
    The Phoenix by ijustkeepswimming reviews
    The sequel to "Broken", Charlie and Joey are finally in a relationship after all that has gone before...
    Home & Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,033 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
    The Trip by ijustkeepswimming reviews
    Ruby is determined to bring Charlie out of her depression over losing Joey...
    Home & Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,282 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
    Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
    Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11732 - Favs: 8,755 - Follows: 2,677 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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    The Things Life Throws Our Way reviews
    Charlie Buckton was living the simple life. Hot boyfriend, good job, loving family. Until suddenly Brax introduces a new girl in his life, who causes quite a stir...
    Home & Away - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Charlie B., Darryl B./Brax
    The Pain You Caused reviews
    CJ One-Shot split into 2. Joey comes back to the bay after 3 months...how does both Charlie and Joey react to it considering they have both moved on.
    Home & Away - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Charlie B., Joey C.