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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

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Let's Love Hate by Foreverx17 reviews
Edward and Bella have been separated for three months, can’t stand each other, and—oh yeah—their family has no idea. ALL-HUMAN; SLIGHTLY OOC; CANON PAIRINGS; FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 172,367 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spellbound by Claire Bloom reviews
Imprisoned by the malicious James, Edward meets the bewitching Isabella. As he battles with his enemies, his conscience and his bloodlust, he finally falls for her whilst she ignites his male desire's & awakens his Vampiric cravings. With Vamps/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 183,649 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10707 - Favs: 9,363 - Follows: 7,031 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dark Whispers by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Bella and Jasper are siblings suffering years of abuse. In the fury of the moment, Jasper kills their father, and they run to NYC. When Jasper starts to express more than just brotherly love for his little sister, things turn twisted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,114 - Reviews: 3251 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14504 - Favs: 11,788 - Follows: 5,443 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Dont Have to Hide by hippiehappy reviews
Bella believes in the simple things. She works hard, lives alone, does her best to get by. What happens when she meets the stunning Edward Cullen-while trapped in an elevator? Its Hollywood meets hometown. What can they teach each other about love?AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,842 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taste of Innocence by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen longs to taste the blood of an innocent. He meets Bella Swan. Will desire for her override desire for her blood, or will he take both? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 217,044 - Reviews: 3415 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 1,317 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Continuing On by jrgl2012 reviews
Jasper's friend needs a place to stay, and Bella, an up comming author has an extra room. What happens when the two people meet and recognize each other, while one hates the other, but the other wants to say sorry? EXB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 223,453 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
The Idiots Guide To Becomming A Bedroom Goddess by xxBeautiful Nightmarexx reviews
Bella has a crush on the new dr. He finally asks her out making her realize she has no experience with men or the bedroom. A certain dr offers his services.She has 7 days to learn. They engage in a world of sexual experimentation. ExB,some Darkward. Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,708 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8388 - Favs: 6,709 - Follows: 2,800 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crazy Cullen Sex Talk by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,143 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
Row 61 Seats A & B by Zosie reviews
Bella Swan, 18,virgin, learns about lust in a dark cinema with a beautiful stranger.What does she teach him? Varied lemons acted or reminisced t suitable for the faint hearted. There is a plot!Warning Jasper and Alice very OOC. Not cookie cutter.ta'd by Mandee,from Utah. I'd have no idea how far is not too far for American readers if not for her guidelines.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,577 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12350 - Favs: 9,290 - Follows: 4,131 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ex Factor : Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward & Bella are exes. 4 years later, fate gives them a new hand by reuniting them together in their father's joint cabin, with the assistance of their clashing friends. How will it end? Hmm. *AH, OOC, A/L, Canon/Uncanon couples.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 786,765 - Reviews: 9258 - Favs: 6,897 - Follows: 3,356 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Say It Out, WHAT? by u2shay reviews
My take on what the "Meadow Scene" would have been like if the Twilight movie had been a comedy. Highly OOC. Crude humor and snark abounds. Rated M Parody/Humor. Edward & Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Confidence Man by OhMyWord reviews
"The target is Isabella Swan, fellow graduate student. Came into a fortune when her mother died, she doesn't seem to care to do anything with it. Quiet, shy, just waiting for The One. I'll be everything she wants me to be."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,558 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 2,620 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6044 - Favs: 3,717 - Follows: 2,599 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Distractions by windchymes reviews
An unexpected discovery and Bella realises Edward lied when he left her. She is determined to find him, but as she searches she finds there is more to Edward Cullen than she ever realised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 184,779 - Reviews: 3276 - Favs: 3,555 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secret Admirer by CherBella reviews
Bella rocks hard as the lead singer of a band – on and off the stage. She's always been a "love-em-and-leave-em" girl. The erotic notes she starts receiving from a secret admirer leave her hot and bothered…and dying to find out who is sending them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,429 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Bella - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17374 - Favs: 10,025 - Follows: 4,606 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hate Me by xrxdanixrx reviews
Awkward Bella only had a crush on one guy, known for stringing girls along. When he rejected Bella's advances, her world flipped inside out. Years later, she's now the female version of the catalyst that changed her life. And it's her turn for payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,090 - Reviews: 2347 - Favs: 2,763 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2899 - Favs: 4,146 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Caught in a Bond by sigebertbert reviews
A deep dive into the Eric/Sookie dynamic. A different direction for the end of season 3. Slightly angsty romance. M for tart lemons.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,910 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Sookie S., Eric N. - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14209 - Favs: 15,218 - Follows: 8,268 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate You, Kiss Me by BittenBee reviews
Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 198,228 - Reviews: 3072 - Favs: 4,542 - Follows: 2,749 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6418 - Favs: 5,473 - Follows: 2,812 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4158 - Favs: 3,504 - Follows: 2,417 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8840 - Favs: 7,481 - Follows: 3,885 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Maiden Swan and the Cullen Domain by Kriskahn reviews
The not-so-virgin Bella Swan is moving out of Forks and into Seattle with her beautiful tattooed fiance, Edward. When their perfect bubble pops, how will the maiden Swan fair in the Cullen's domain? Rated for Language and Lemons. **Sequel**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 181,141 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dead at Sea by seastarr08 reviews
AU/AH...Sort of. Sookie is on her way to America to marry a suitor, when there's a snag in her plans. A pirate snag, better known as the Northman.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Love Song by elusivetwilight reviews
She was his, and when he left, he took more than himself away from her. She never moved on, and lived a quiet anonymity; until one afternoon she turned on the radio, and heard her very own love song. FGB auction win. AHAU E&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,725 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 158 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breathe by Picklewinkle reviews
A last minute opportunity gives Edward one last chance to get close to Bella. Will she let him in? A companion piece to Shock And Ahh from Edward's POV. Entry for KeepersoftheNaughtySparkle Camp Twilight Contest. Rated M. AU-human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,991 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shock And Ahh by Picklewinkle reviews
Bella's life is turned upside down by the new counselor that arrives at camp. She's not that kind of girl. Or is she? Entry for the KeepersoftheNaughtySparkle Camp Twilight Contest. AH, AU, BxE Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,476 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Game, Set, Match by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Bella is hired as a photographer to do a photo feature on the cocky, playboy tennis pro Edward Cullen. Bella is determined to resist his charms, but Edward can't seem to leave her alone. Does love really mean nothing in tennis? Slightly OOC, AH. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 167,601 - Reviews: 3727 - Favs: 3,562 - Follows: 1,522 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1919 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
At the Office by mccullen reviews
So I kind of told my extremely sexy co-worker I hated his guts. And then I kind of made out with him at an office party when I got drunk. And I've kind of been trying to hide from him at work under my boss's desk. Um. AH, BxE. EDITED JUNE 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Away by wandb reviews
Bella thinks military men are arrogant womanizers. That is, until she meets Edward, a hot and unpredictable Navy SEAL who quickly deploys for six months. Will he change her mind or leave her brokenhearted? Rated M for language and lemons. BxE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,115 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 1,979 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Major Misconduct by m7707 reviews
Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,515 - Reviews: 4878 - Favs: 5,946 - Follows: 2,581 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forever Bound by Green Fallen Leaves reviews
Edward and Bella are engaged to be married. It is not a marriage of love, it is a betrothal. But can their relationship blossom in to love or are they destined to hate each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 155,239 - Reviews: 3914 - Favs: 3,186 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5349 - Favs: 6,866 - Follows: 3,320 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Scottish Temptress by ladyinblue6 reviews
Edward is an English soldier that tortures Scottish people to get military information out of during the 1300's. Bella is a captured Scottish woman with information. What will Edward do to get Bella to speak? An entry for the Age of Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,861 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Naughty Secrets by A Little Distracted reviews
Bella is a school librarian leading a naughty secret life. Edward is a history teacher with a naughty obsession. If he could only see what is right in front of his face... AU/AH - Rated M for Hot LEMONS! Each chapter alternates POV's
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 146,129 - Reviews: 2320 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5912 - Favs: 9,650 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2899 - Favs: 5,158 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11404 - Favs: 11,058 - Follows: 5,787 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 279,420 - Reviews: 5729 - Favs: 6,582 - Follows: 2,215 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kiss Me, Kill You by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice&Rosalie are Vampires who will do anything to save their beloved Forks from a bloody onslaught. Even if they have to carve-up or sex-up their enemies. The town has gone mad as heads roll and sides are chosen. AU! Canon couples.BxE etc. Lemonyum
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 86,513 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6002 - Favs: 8,811 - Follows: 5,228 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Taking Your Own Advice by xvampiree reviews
Advice columnist, Bella Swan, meets a handsome stranger in a dark alleyway. They have a one night stand and she falls pregnant. What happens when he becomes the editor of the newspaper she works at? OOC AH Canon. M for language and lemons. E/B. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,802 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Upper East Side Story by adia90 reviews
In the jungle known as the Upper East Side, playboy extraordinaire Edward Cullen needs to find a bride in order to unlock his inheritance. Throw in platonic friend Bella Swan. Thank God for good friends, or will they mess? AH AU EB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,825 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 1,975 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
White Chocolate Lemon Cake by ForMyValentineTwilight reviews
Bella is tired of playing the game of love. She doesn’t want to get involved with anyone, but a coffee shop barista she’s known for years manages to pique her interest. Resistance is futile. Rated M for Lang. "2nd Annual For My Valentine" contest entry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,339 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Hate You with an Insurmountable Passion by Crittab reviews
Bella Swan would like to think she truly hates Edward Cullen. Of course, that's what makes sex with him so damn fun. E/B, All Human, AU. Rated a hard M for Lemons. Complete. NEW: An outtake auctioned off in support of Haiti!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,981 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Change of Underwear by hammondgirl reviews
Edward, the new, fresh meat at Bella's office, is a complete geek, which is ultimately her undoing. She fantasizes about him at work constantly... Will her fantasies become a reality, or will real life get in the way? Original O/S now extended. BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,084 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Flavors of Love and Loss by theladyingrey42 reviews
When tragedy struck their lives, Edward pulled away from Bella and fell into a bottle. Alone now, he relives their love through his photos and his memories of the food she made. But can he forgive himself and learn to live again? O/S for bemily for FGB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,672 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sinful Thoughts by readingmama reviews
Edward is adopted by the Swans at birth. How will Bella and Edward cope with their growing attraction when they think they are siblings?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,823 - Reviews: 2449 - Favs: 2,094 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bookworms by kimpy reviews
Bella Swan is a reserved writer whose Saturday routine includes her favorite coffee, reading in the bookstore, and watching Edward Cullen. They trade furtive glances, until Bella decides to risk it all and introduce herself. FGB O/S for Marijee.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First Time Caller by bellamarie117 reviews
Bella is a grad student moonlighting as an 'Adult Phone Entertainer'. One night she gets a call she'll never forget. Fluffy O/S, BxE, AH. Rated M for language and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,505 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 316 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elevators, Strangers and Surprises by AMayes reviews
Bella's elevator ride with a gorgeous stranger becomes charged when the lift breaks down. Things become complicated when she discovers the stranger is her to-be boss, Edward Cullen. Originally written for the Make It Count contest. Now extended!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,787 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Look to the Sky and You'll Find Me by bexi21 reviews
Bella wasn't angry with Edward. She never could be, even after he left her with nothing but a letter as a reminder of the person he had been to her. She now understood him. But even then, living without him would be the hardest thing she would ever do.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Self Control by DazzledBoops reviews
Watch as the cocky player Edward Cullen swoons over the shy nerd Bella Swan. Edward is a bit possessive of our sweet Bella until the tables turn on him and his shy nerd crush turns into a saucy sex kitten on her own. OOC/AH/Cannon Couples. Lang/Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,890 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dirty Dancing with the Devil Herself by JayJayHale reviews
COMPLETE Edward left Bella, forcing his family to stay away from her. Six years onwards, the Cullens are a mess and Emmett decides to get away from his angst ridden family and let loose. What he finds in the meanest biker bar in Seatle will shock everyoe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,168 - Reviews: 1744 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Best Served Cold by MandyLeigh87 reviews
All Human. Bella is an undercover cop working to take down the Volturi mob family. Sexy Mobward included. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,077 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 2,049 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5745 - Favs: 9,434 - Follows: 3,151 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Enjoying the View by dqwhit19 reviews
Bella has spent every Saturday morning this summer ogling that hot piece Edward Cullen. Why won't he notice her? And is she prepared for what may happen if he does?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,701 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas With the Cullens by BlueIsSoul reviews
Ever since she can remember, Bella Swan has spent her Christmas with the Cullens. This Christmas its time to sort out those Edward related "complications". But what happens when Edward has a new introduction to make? Rating: Mature Pairing: EB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,691 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 1,851 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The British Invasion by kimpy reviews
Esme Masen is about to be schooled in the art of love by her handsome neighbor, Dr. Carlisle Cullen, who is more than willing to be her tutor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,745 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Written In The Stars by EclipseoftheTwilightMoon reviews
Bella tells best friend, Edward, she loves him & he wants to stay friends. Bella moves on to another guy, but she comes back into Edward's life & he realizes he loves her too. He has to fight to win her back before she marries someone else. All human, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 248,129 - Reviews: 4710 - Favs: 3,925 - Follows: 2,186 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Green Eyed Monster Comes Out to Play by kimpy reviews
Bella Swan is a nurse in the Pediatric ICU, where Dr. Edward Cullen works. Sexual tension has been building between them for months. Will a session of heavy flirting over tequila shots resolve it? Second place winner in the Parkaward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,026 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 165 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cabin Fever by coldplaywhore reviews
Trying to hide from their separate lives in Seattle and Los Angeles, Edward and Bella accidently end up at a cabin together for two weeks leading up to Christmas. They can't stand each other, but will that mutual hate eventually lead to more? EXB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,413 - Reviews: 3355 - Favs: 3,376 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or dare with the pack by lildevil76 reviews
Edward is out hunting for the day and Bella is left with nothing to do. Jacob comes, him and the pack apologize and want to catch up and end up playing truth or dare & R&R PWEASE :D [COMPLETE] WOOOOOOO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,863 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Lover I'll Be Your Lover Too by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
Age of Edward Contest Entry: In Medieval England, the pompous Prince Edward requests the 'services' of a particular maid, the beautiful Isabella, in his personal chambers...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lemon Lovers by dionee reviews
Lemons after Lemons. Threesome's, foursome's, f/f, and even self pleasure! AH All twilight characters have their naughty side. Read about them here!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Lithium by sullencullen reviews
I'm so horny; that's okay, my will is good. One-shot featuring Edward's fantasies surrounding Bella. NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8711 - Favs: 14,182 - Follows: 2,939 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Petite Swan by ericastwilight reviews
Edward starts a new job, running a department store. As he searches for the perfect gift for his mother, he falls for the trap set by the owner's daughter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 206 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
China Doll by Madame Meg reviews
All Bella ever wanted was love from her father, King Charlie. But when he starts to love her in the wrong way, she escapes, disguised. A vampire prince called Edward saves her from starvation, but can he save her from her father that pursues her? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,553 - Reviews: 2317 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,166 - Reviews: 3114 - Favs: 3,158 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Citizen Erased by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Disoriented after her transformation into a vampire, Bella struggles with amnesia. As she learns to control her new powers and abilities, she must also come to terms with what she is ... and with the vampire she doesn’t remember marrying.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,887 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Official Twilight SmutVent Calendar 2008 by BritishBitches reviews
25 days of smut! The best smut authors on FanFic have come together to create the ultimate advent calendar! Each day leading up to Christmas we will be posting a new chapter, each written by a guest author! Lot's of lemons! Enjoy! x Outtakes now posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,830 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
The Virginity Pact by herinfiniteeyes reviews
For the SMC contest. The girls vow to lose their virginity by prom night. Will they succeed? One-shot. E/B, J/A, Em/R. Lemons. MA for mature. American Pie-Twilight crossover.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,711 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Worlds Collide by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Isabella Swan has multiple personality disorder and has let Edward Cullen, an aspiring psychiatrist, do a case study on her and her multiple personalities. Collaboration between Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal, dark and funny. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,967 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Lick the Platter Clean by RedWingNut reviews
Bella spends the evening as a serving tray. BxE. AU/AH. One shot. Senseless smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,735 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19446 - Favs: 12,198 - Follows: 5,575 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Ceremonial Garb by Shooby reviews
Cassie and Pritkin argue over a controversial outfit. They both win.
Cassandra Palmer Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Cassandra P., Pritkin - Complete
A New Frontier by Melolabel reviews
AU,AH,BxE,OOC. Bella's a mail order bride on her way to the Nevada desert to meet her Cowboy husband-to-be. She's supposed to be everything he's looking for but what will he do when it turns out she lied? M for adult themes and future limey situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,259 - Reviews: 2308 - Favs: 1,912 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Going Down? by gemmabobella reviews
submission for ninapolitan's cocktease contest Edward and Bella pairing. Sometimes all you need is a push in the right direction, or to be trapped in an elevator with a beautiful stranger AUAH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,864 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Labour of Devotion by Kitschisme reviews
A collab with the lovely Rosette-Cullen: Isabella Swan has lived as a servant her entire life. She has come to expect cruelty from her masters, but will her luck change when she is purchased by the mysterious, brooding millionaire Edward Cullen? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,441 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 840 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
One for the Money by dqwhit19 reviews
Bella Swan is a quiet high school English teacher. Edward Cullen is a rich doctor. What happens when he unknowingly bids on her at Alice's bachelorette auction? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,415 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 1,745 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Complete
Who Said Toys Were For Kids? by love of escapism reviews
Set after Breaking Dawn. Edward and Bella are away to Isle Esme for a week for their anniversary. A gift is sent to them from Emmett and Rose; a box full of sex toys! ExB just can’t resist!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Second Chances by AnikaNicole reviews
He loved her but he broke her heart. She tried to move on but he remains the only one. She loves him and she hates him for it at the same time. Now he's back to make her life a living hell. There will be lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,371 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5459 - Favs: 7,895 - Follows: 2,185 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Among the Stacks by anuddaone reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Rated M, and we're not kidding!AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,699 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire Heart by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU. vampires have enslaved humans. Edward comes to the Center to get his first human and finds Bella, immune to his mind reading and rebellious. He takes her, planning to learn more about her strange behavior. Full Summery inside. ExB JxA COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 123,541 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 2,512 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tie Her Down by xlovexlustx reviews
One Shot for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest held by Isabel0329, LeechLover85 and moon.witche. BxE, AU, AH, OOC. Bella wears a provacative outifit to school to get Edward's attention, what will his reaction be? M for very graphic sex scenes and swearing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Kodak Moment by Terri Botta reviews
A Let Love In side story. The Monday photoshoot for Fangtasia's new calendar.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,656 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Let Love In by Terri Botta reviews
Eric decides it's time for him and Sookie to come to an understanding.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 209,764 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 2,564 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
My Cullens and the Quillute Boys Lots of Lemons by sbella reviews
Twilight Characters come to life in this adventure of lust, sex and love. This is a very lemony story and not for the timid, shy or underage reader. If you like Lemons review for faster new chapters. Requests will be taken into consideration.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,529 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Edward and Bella's Sexy Adventures by gorgeousdisaster reviews
A collection of Edward and Bella's sexy adventures! I do not own Twilight. For a Spanish translation of my work, please see OurParadise's 'Las Sexy Aventuras de Edward y Bella'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,123 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All I Want for Christmas by Kitschisme reviews
My submission for BritishBitches' Official Twilight Smutvent Calendar 2008. Details and summary inside. Rated M for a delicious lemon flavored candy cane.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,996 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Checkmate by iamvamp reviews
Edward moves to Forks with his parents and sister-Alice. He instantly gets on the wrong side of Bella during a debate in English over Romeo and Juliet which ends up in detention. They anoy each other as often as possible yet cant escape the attraction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,170 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Date Night by RedChevy reviews
One shot. Written for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest. Edward is anxious to see Bella again after a week apart, making plans for their reunion. What happens when Bella has made plans of her own? AU AH OOC BXE. First Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Since Feeling is First by Kitschisme reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. Featuring... SEXY LIBRARIAN EDWARD! Read and you shall be rewarded with a hot and sexy LIBRARY LEMON! Rated M for sexy time. PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
Angels Belong In Heaven by LittleMissEmo reviews
Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie contest. Angels belong in heaven. Demons belong in hell. What happens when these lines are crossed? A revelation. EXB lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Surprise by BellaSCullen1 reviews
No.8 - Edward and Bella, First Time Both as Vampires. Edward's Point of View. Made For Real Twilight Fans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Play With Fire & It's Gonna Burn You by Mezzanottex3 reviews
ExB: "I wanted her. I needed her. And so help me God, I would make her mine tonight." For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. ONESHOT. LEMON. "Does he make you feel this way, Bella?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 213 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Trapped by CallistoLexx reviews
All Human AU, BPOV. A drunken game of Truth or Dare with Alice leads to Bella spending her Saturday night somewhere she never expected. E/B, Em/R. ADULT CONTENT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,011 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 141 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Isle Esme by BellaSCullen1 reviews
No.1 - The First Untold Moment in Breaking Dawn - Edward and Bella on Their Honeymoon. Made For Real Twilight Fans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex And Vampires by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,605 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Edward and the Bed by tara sue me reviews
My take on what happened at the Cullen house the day Edward bought a bed. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,508 - Follows: 252 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Yes, Please by Coquettishness reviews
COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 206 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampiress Vanessa by sexiibrowneyes2 reviews
This story is similar to Twilight. Twilight inspired me to write this. Warning: it's a lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2008
Welcome Home by wtvoc reviews
all human. he's been away on a one-week business trip. rated M for Mmm... Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,561 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breakfast by Elly Feather reviews
Typical morning at the Cullen house. Of course Bella needs to eat, but what happens when you leave two vampires alone, and then add a human in the mix? Thats one hell of a breakfast. BellaxEdwardxCarlisle. DON'T LIKE DON'T READ.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Grim Tales by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
There once was a girl that comes out of the well every seven days, on the seventh day little boy death found his first love. BXE One-shot! Cute and totally different from anything you'll ever read on here. AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
The Last Night by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is back and Bella couldn’t be happier. But what happens when Edward sees a series of scars up her arm. BXE Very Sour. And a little funny. Now a Two-Shot!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare by katcastle reviews
This is a random fic where the Cullens play truth or dare! See what crazy things these vampires will do!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
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Sleeping Bella reviews
Edward climbs in Bella's bedroom again but this time Bella is only wearing a blue baby lace doll without undies? What will Edward do? Lemons&an lil humor at the end BxE--- ONE-SHOT! enjoy! o.0
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My biology teacher reviews
Bella is the student assistant for biology, she needs to help her biology teacher on a little hands on work after school.....first fanfic so give a try? D ONE-SHOT BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete