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Thoughts on Gay Marriage!

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and, as Americans, we reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and liposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage straight people to be gay in the same way that hanging around tall people makes you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because dogs have legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all. Women are still property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriages would be less meaningful if gay marriage was allowed. The sanctity of Brittany Spear's 55 hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children because straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed upon an entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and female figure in a home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage would change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

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Audrey Potter's Prelude by sphinxs-legend reviews
A series of one-shots from the moments we don't get to see of Audrey Potter in her story: Green Eyed Monster. WARNING: Some chapters may contain spoilers from later installments of Green Eyed Monster.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 170,287 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 5/4/2019 - Published: 8/31/2012 - OC
Anything Sensei by glorybrightone reviews
I'll earn it, I'll do anythiiing..." He drawled out the word to emphasize that he meant anything. " you ask of me, I just really can't get under a 4.0. Please..." He said in a cute little voice. "... sensei." Lime and lemon Now expanded NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,366 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/16/2018 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 2480 - Favs: 3,639 - Follows: 3,223 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dirty Little Itch by Angelas reviews
It's Naruto's first day of high school. And thanks to Sasuke, first day for a lot of different stuff. Two-shot. [sasunaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,374 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/17/2017 - Published: 10/2/2016 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Kiba I., Gaara - Complete
To Steal a Heart by Tek Sonay reviews
Sophie thought it was going to be just a normal May Day, but she didn't bargain on the broken promises, a flirtatious stranger, and a deal she can't seem to resist...
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,174 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 3/6/2017 - Published: 10/23/2009 - [Sophie H., Howl]
Love Me Not by Sky-eyed Kitsune reviews
Sasuke had no idea that nailing the spot for the writer of G!amor:us Magazine and the Beneath the Stars column would lead into falling for the hottest young actor and model in Japan! sasunaru, kibanaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,550 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 8/30/2016 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Not by LilPurplFlwr reviews
Naruto has a friend. No, not even a friend. Roommate to be exact. And if they were actually friends, Naruto would have something to tell him. [College AU] -Yaoi, slash: Sasuke/Naruto-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,833 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 8/5/2006 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Sasori by Darkpetal16 reviews
It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura / Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,164 - Reviews: 2602 - Favs: 3,953 - Follows: 4,042 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Sakura H., Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
Clarity by ElectraSev5n reviews
It's all about your perspective, really. She may have been kidnapped by a lunatic, or this might be an interesting new employment opportunity. She'll hang around for now- she doesn't have anything better to do. This is the sequel to 'Vapors', an OC story that loosely follows the conventions of a SI. I don't recommend starting here, I really don't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 226,831 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 7/20/2014
Baby Naru! by darkimmortalityS reviews
Maybe it's better that I become a child and stay as a child forever." After their failed attempt to bring Sasuke back to Konoha, Naruto became depress because of feeling useless and weak... And when his wish was granted... What would be the outcome? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,854 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Vapors by ElectraSev5n reviews
This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 670,665 - Reviews: 5350 - Favs: 4,827 - Follows: 3,046 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
I Dare You by Hikari M666 reviews
Oh, come on. They're much too old and mature for a kids' game like Truth or Dare. How did they even get roped into this? Although, now that they think about it, it could be interesting. And it does seem like an awful lot of people have secrets they've been hiding... maybe it's time they were revealed? Multiple pairings!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,374 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Gaara
Hardball by Ladelle reviews
Collection of ficlets centering around a high school sports AU, where Naruto is an up-and-coming ace pitcher, Sasuke is the school's star basketball player, and neither one of them can admit that they belong together. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Just Like Heroin by VanityWantsYou reviews
It never ends well when you fall in love with a straight man. REWRITE OF THIS STORY IN THE WORKS. READ LAST CHAPTER. NaruSasu and SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 225,354 - Reviews: 4190 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Him by dmnq8 reviews
Teenage obsession/ For DingDongDenied.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/7/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
This Is My Last Resort by Lexikal reviews
Reid is kidnapped by a pair of UNSUBs who want a perfect family of "children"... except Spencer Reid is not a child. Please read internal summary for more details... Rated M just to be safe...
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,477 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 10/18/2010 - S. Reid
Unfortunate Events by Lonewalker reviews
Sometimes, when one insists on not wanting to become a Shinobi, it is best to listen to them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 547 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Complete
The Darkness Queen by tap-is-life reviews
Kurayami is a powerful 15 year old Anbu Black Ops captain. The fact that she doesn't have friends doesn't bother her, but that will change when Tsunade gives her a mission to protect an old childhood friend. Can their growing love survive the ninja life?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,473 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sasuke U.
Reflections of Demons by evil genus reviews
When the fight on the bridge takes an unusual turn, the whole Naruto tale changes, based off the one-shot Mirror, by Uchiki na Kage, see what happens when a hidden truth is exposed see inside for better summary Rated M for content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,602 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 2,994 - Follows: 2,709 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
The Fundamentals of Family by Hari-Aisu reviews
Living day by day may become routine for some but when you're artist extraordinaire Yagami Raito, it's anything but. Especially when you have 3 kids and a pervert to watch over... Then it's just downhill from there. Sequel to "Discordant Harmony"
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 116,137 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Light Y., L
Heat by Emo Fox reviews
Zim suffers through this cycle every year. Not a big deal. He just makes sure to lock himself in his lab, alone. So, what happens when Dib gets stuck down there with him? Mpreg ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,053 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Zim, Dib
Bad Romance by Hari-Aisu reviews
Light could have picked another man to sleep with that night but he didn't. L could have turned away and let the other get hurt but he couldn't. Now they were stuck in a dance without an end and neither man knew the steps. The joys of clubbing.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 86,571 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 11/21/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Welcome to Yaoi High by eftee reviews
Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,673 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Game of Poker by Bookkbaby reviews
YAOI LUCKY Pair, Yullen. It started as a simple game of poker, but a little white lie from Lavi changes everything. -'If you lose... you spend the night here, with me, and let me do whatever I want with you.'-
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 253,748 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Lavi, Tyki Mikk - Complete
For Naruto, Whenever I May Find Him by kakenshin-sensei reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is a cold, bitter teen who has closed himself off from the rest of the world. When a certain blond enters his life, however, he begins to open up once again. High School, AU, NaruxSasu, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 280,610 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dying To Live by Kohana reviews
AU How can one boy on the verge of dying explain to a boy the gift of living? Naruto thought he had forever and upon finding he has only months, he must teach a suicidal Sasuke why he shouldn't throw away the gift of life. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,945 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Beast by darkalbino reviews
Sasuke was aware that the lights and the music and the hot bodies weren't that funny, but this was just hysterical. SasukexNaruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by stealth gato reviews
Sasuke has to disguise himself as a girl to escape and evil wizard. What happens when he falls in love... with a boy? YAOI LEMONS NARUSASU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,047 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Basmati Rice, Bedroom Doors and Sasuke by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke, Romance, Humour, Entirely Purposeful Misuse of Sexy No Jutsu. How did his screaming at Sasuke that he could pay for his own shopping in the supermarket turn in to some paperback novel romantic rendezvous? And when the hell did they go dancing! As well Naruto knew he wasn't wearing some sequinned dress yesterday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,622 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The New Kid is a Rock Star! by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
Sasuke is a rock star, he's been in the business ever sine he could remember. Now his brother is making him finish high school in a public school. With fan girls and boys, drugs, drinking, parties, and a certain blonde involved, chaos ensues. Au NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,018 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Secretly Neurotic by ObsessiveCompulsive5699 reviews
So what if Halloween is bearly over, it's Holiday time and Naruto is dying to get some Holiday Cheer in Sasuke's 'Emotionally Dead' Body. Oh Sasuke's got emotions alright, it might be time for Naruto to stop messing with them. AU NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,504 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Alliance of Fire and Wind by fantasylover12001 reviews
AU fic. Sasuke Uchiha returns to his home to learn that he's stuck in a betrothal he doesn't want. He is even further shocked when he learns that the one chosen for him is none other then his childhood friend, Naruto Uzumaki, who is not a child any more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,432 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Misery Loves Company by Ladelle reviews
As Naruto struggles to discover his purpose, he ends up discovering himself. The road to vengeance is never pretty, but with a new intelligence and even greater allies, the future really, really, never saw this coming. Unfortunately, neither did Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 140,275 - Reviews: 2232 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A First Time for Everything by PunkyPenguin reviews
To say that I was nervous, would be a huge understatement. Because, I, Uzumaki Naruto was actually scared and beyond nervous for my very first time. Even though the one doing it was Sasuke. SasuNaru, short drabble
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fade to Shadows by Sky-eyed Kitsune reviews
Naruto has failed, and in his failure, he sees the terrible life that he's forced to live. But no more. The taunting will stop. The merciless training for no praise will end. Konoha will fade into oblivion. Naruto will leave. SASUNARU, Dark!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,116 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Services Rendered by michelerene reviews
Later, Sasuke would realize just how much Naruto had done for him. This epiphany came, of course, after he'd betrayed the detective and destroyed his trust. Now, earning back that trust just might kill them both. NaruSasu Giftfic for Ivvymoon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,525 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Little Red Riding Naruto? by Kouyama Ruiri reviews
A little Spin On Little Red Riding Hood.. With Naruto? Shota, with some smut :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Crazy Weird by Emo Fox reviews
Sasuke and Naruto stay inside to have a mini drinking party together. Naruto dares Sasuke to do sexy no jutsu. They never expected the end result -- a pregnant Sasuke. Now what? NaruSasu/Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,615 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Proving A Point by necessarily-anonymous reviews
Sasuke has to seduce a mark for a mission, and Naruto does not like it. At all. One shot. NaruSasuNaru, Mild mentions of het. Anal, oral, bondage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,285 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by lunabasketcase reviews
Bullying goes too far as 3 boys learn the class loser isn't as weak as he appears.When they fail to gain his trust and friendship they are only pulled further into his crazy world.This is a story of five dozen eggs,cage fighters,petitions for gay marriage
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Please, Teacher! by Seto's Darkness reviews
Naruto's not really into studying, but everything changes when the new teacher, Uchiha Sasuke, arrives [SasuNaru, Teacher!Sasuke fanfic]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,496 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Déjà Vu by Calico Jay reviews
Kakashi arrives home late. He’s supposed to be back for the dinner Kushina cooked for his twenty-first birthday, but he’s not—he’s delivered to Konoha’s doorstep by a hunter-nin, looking as if he’s been torn apart by wild dogs. :Character death.:
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
That Easy? by bevino reviews
Could it really be... that easy? Rated for my foul language!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Falling in Love From a Boy's Point of View by SasuNaru Fangirl Seme reviews
What's it like to fall in love from a boy's point of view? Sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,634 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Purging Your Life by michelerene reviews
Naruto purchases the Uchiha compound and finds a new way to express his feelings towards his missing best friend. One-shot. SasuNaru Citrus Fruits.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 180 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Slytherin Gryffindor by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This is my response to JKR's horrific epilogue. It's a dual novel with one part Albus Scorpius and one part HarryDraco. Deathly Hallows compliant! The Slytherin Hufflepuff is the Albus Scorpius portion. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,574 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
First Step To Healing by kawaii-kirei reviews
They say that the first step to healing is acceptance. Thus, 'I want to molest Naruto'. [SasuNaru, crack, drabble]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Greenhouse Lessons by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,538 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Uncomfortable by kawaii-kirei reviews
Sleeping next to Naruto makes Sasuke uncomfortable in the most annoying ways. [SasuNaru, oneshot, yaoi]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Dancer by hieisfiredemon reviews
Sasuke is a belly dancer and his first performance is for Prince Naruto. AU, Yaoi, Lemon pairings between SasuNejiNaruGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,228 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Angel Costume by kawaii-kirei reviews
[SasuNaru, oneshot] In which Sasuke wears an angel costume, and Naruto has fun humiliating him until he snaps.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fertile Plan by hieisfiredemon reviews
Sasuke escapes from his latest mission with more than just a few battle scars, and Naruto is his only cure. Sasuke never would have guessed he'd get pregnant from it. Yaoi, MPreg NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,060 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 241 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dropdead Gorgeous by kawaii-kirei reviews
Sasuke was not fond of mirrors, because mirrors made him look ugly and everyone knew he was dropdead gorgeous. [SasuNaru, NaruSasu, pointless fluff?]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
20 things by Quack says the T-shape reviews
There are 20 things Sasuke wants you to know about his relationship with Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Day I killed Naruto by Elric-Chan reviews
Sasuke has a shocking revelation... for all of Konoha to hear.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Forget by kawaii-kirei reviews
Two days later, Harry Potter was found kissing Draco Malfoy under a cupboard. [DMxHP, drabble]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Miss Me by kawaii-kirei reviews
If you miss me, I'll miss you, too.' [SasuNaru, drabble]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Insanity by kawaii-kirei reviews
Sasuke has gone insane. Naruto takes care of him. [implied SasuNaru or NaruSasu, drabble, not really a dark fic. X3]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twentyfive Roses by kawaii-kirei reviews
Naruto works in a flower shop, but there's this one guy that just keeps on coming back every single day. [SasuNaru, NaruSasu, oneshot, AUish, and hopefully not OOC. Halfway fluffy! 3]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Because by Crimson Skies reviews
Tsunade has a question but the only ones who know the answer aren't telling. A Team Seven oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Complete
Like Sun and Rain by O'Ylia reviews
Not exactly a harmonious couple, are they...? Perhaps. But opposites often balance each other and create harmony. One-shot, post Mulan II.
Mulan - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Complete