Author has written 4 stories for Host, Covenant, and Harry Potter.
I used to want to be a writer of beyond EPIC fan fiction but now have accepted my forte lies more in the realm of reading and reviewing other wonderful stories.
Unfortunately, I'm far too pleased with my shoddy, unfinished attempts at writing so have left up the four stories I started and never finished. Reading them makes me want to cringe but it's important to review and digest our mistakes!
I'm a Harry Potter obsessed twenty year old with a habit of quoting Taylor Swift lyrics. I love talking to people so please drop a message if you feel like it :) No, really. I love to talk, especially about Sirius Black's hair.
Some of my favourite stories and authors:
Juliet Marillier, Outlander Series, The Mortal Instrument/Infernal Devices Series, anything by Cassandra Clare, Percy Jackson, Edgar Allen Poe, Meg Cabot, Maria Snyder, Sarah J Maas, The Red Queen, Jane Austen, any one of the Bronte sisters novels and frankly Rainbow Rowell's 'Fangirl' describes everything I ever feel in regards to fan fiction and 'fangirling'. Oh and anything, and I mean ANYTHING, to do with Sirius Black.
30 things not to do at Hogwarts or as us muggle's like to think: 30 things we would do at Hogwarts if only we had got a letter.
Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology".
I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore".
Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not.
Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.
Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".
I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.
Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross.
I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.
I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"
There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth House at Hogwarts, and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
“Liften Separatis Crotchum” is not a real spell.
I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"
I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand
I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive
I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"
I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin
Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey"
I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God