The Last Mad Hatter
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Joined 07-17-09, id: 2011736, Profile Updated: 08-22-09
Author has written 3 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Code Geass.

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"The Moose says No!" - Me!

"Mad, you say? HMPH! I am no such thing. If i must be known as something then i suppose Neurotic should suffice. Why you may ask? Because I enjoy using fancy words."-Me!

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The Name: Mariah or (nicknames) Chibi Otaku, Bunny-Chan, Chibi-Chan, and lots of other name's you probably don't really care for hearing :)

Age: A number between 1 and 10000 :)

Sex: No Thank You!

Nationality: African American :3

Faveorite Food: Cuppycakes and Chocolate and Donuts and Ramen and Milkshakes :D ( i has a big sweet tooth like L x)

Faveorite Colors: Silver, Blue, Red, Purple, Green, (i would say black and white too,but they aren't colors O.O)

Faveorite Anime: InuYasha and Death Note and Code Geass :D

Favorite Song: Changes Like Crazeh soes i can never choose one...

Eyes: Dark Brown

Hair: Dark Brown

Stuffs That I Love: Mello,Chocolate,Mello,Plushies,Mello,Computer,Mello,Anime,Mello,Music and did i mention Mello? x


(\_/)
(O o) Muhaha
( ) copy this rabbit to help him conquer the world

My Faveorite Pairings:

Death Note

Mello/Matt
Mello/Near
BB/L
Light/L
L/Near

Code Geass

Suzaku/Lelouch
Rolo/Lelouch (x Lulu is always the smexxiest uke)

FMA (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Roy/Ed
Al/Ed

Naruto

Sasori/Deidara
Sasuke/Naruto
Naruto/Gaara
Neji/Gaara
Itachi/Sasuke

Loveless

Soubi/Ritsuka

Gravitation

Yuki/Shuichi
Ryuichi/Shuichi

Bleach

Grimmjow/Ichigo
Renji/Ichigo
Ulquiorra/Grimmjow
Ichigo/Toshiro

There are probaly more,but that's all my brain can proccess at th moment :D

If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy this into your profile.
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If the majority of your free time is spent reading manga, watching anime, playing video games or writing fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
92 of the teen population would be dead if Aberombie and Fetch decided that breathing wasn't cool!!Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 8 laughing hysterically in the background.
Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.


1. YOUR REAL NAME: Mariah Staff. (yea...ur not gonna find out that easily -_-)

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Mar'izzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Silver Platypus

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Jean Guinvere (Dunt Ask -.-)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Stamawer

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Crimson Dew

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aajiear

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Renee

9: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Buddy ( O_O)

now for semoehtnig itnresitmg...
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your straight isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!


Already Over:

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Sexy,Naughty,Bitchy (lol wtf)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Blow Me Away (x )

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Wake Up Call

4.WHAT IS 2+2?

Asterisk

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

smile

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Lovegame (O_O so true...)

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Viva La Vida (u kno et Babeh x)

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Shadow of The Day

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Deja Vu (...)

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Mr Brightside (lol)

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Just Dance (wow that was useful, but its true :3)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Knock You Down

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Green Light ( O.O wut?)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Whine Up (eh...no?)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Stan (maybe some that backstabed meh...)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

All About Us

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Rockstar (sweeeeeeet x)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Oops I Did it Again

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Oh Oh Sexy Vampire (O.O the vid kinda did.)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

The Fragile

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Misery Buisness (so..is that a no?)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

King of The World (Code Geass has me in Shock O_O -hides under Blankey-)

23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Barbie Girl (...O.O...)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Hero Heroine

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Wait and Bleed (!! me dunt wanna bleed D:)

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Waves (D.J Satomi)

RANDOM!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex
Mello

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
Black

3. Your first initial?
M

4. Your month of birth?
May

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
Ahkembria

7. Your favorite number?
7

8. Do you like California or Florida more?
California

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
lake

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
To one day wake up and have Red Eyes (like BB)

Are you done?
yes

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday =D

Animes: Code Geass, InuYasha, Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist, Gravitation, Super Gals,Hamataro, Invader Zim, Azumanga Daoih, Tokyo Mew Mew, Ouran High School Host Club, Naruto, Loveless,Desecndants of the Darkness, Bleach, Appleseed, Kuroshitsuji, When They Cry Higurashi,Yu-Gi-Oh (original version not the new one),Tokko and many more :)

Animes i wanna see: D.Gray Man, Kingdom Hearts, xxxholic, etc

You are a Dramatic Uke!
You are a tortured soul, and your main activity in life is getting tortured. In fact, you probably wouldn't be happy without something to moan and whine about, which makes you a perfect match for the Sadistic Seme. You are willing to give your body and soul to your partner, putting yourself under their complete control in an effort to escape the pain of your tragic past, although you know deep down there is never an escape.

Most compatible with: Sadistic Seme
Least compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Romantic Seme

You are an Innocent Uke!
Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

Hehehe...i took the quiz twice because some of the choices for meh were hard ._.

Y is for youth, 'cause we don't like 'em old...
A is for...ass (or so I've been told).
O is for "Oh, yeah, baby...you're so hard!"
I is for insane, 'cause that's what we all are!

Mariah signing out :)

I will start accepting requests for story ideas so please dont be afraid to ask ;) Im sorry but the highest rating im allowed in T (even though i could write some M stuff...)(sorry but my mom watches the Computer)

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Mellol by Newbie-Interrupters-Inc reviews
Matt and Mello haven't had sex for awhile, and Matt warns Mello he may not be 'that way' after all. Mello desperately tries to seduce him, with everything from fairy cosplay to chaining himself to a bed! Will a horomone driven Mello capture his lover?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,438 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Matt, Mello
It’s the 4th of July Not Christmas in July by UnratedCrimsonBlood reviews
One-shot for ShadowDancer666. A Day in the life of Whammy’s “gifted” psychos and their pursuit to find their personal meaning of “Christmas in July.” What becomes of everyone during the festive, when Christmas is brought into the picture? Therestinside.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Vodka by Matt'sUke reviews
What do you get when you take a 12-year-old blonde bombshell, add vodka, leave a certain gamer nearby, and shake well? Well you'll just have to read and find out. MattXMello. Lemon.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
A Date With The Night by Sherrri reviews
Mello always embarrasses Matt when they go out on dates because he is a menace to society. But maybe this time won’t be so bad, right? Matt x Mello.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
i'm a bastard by Fiesty Sin reviews
it one little song thing you hear around school
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Wrath - Complete
Rockstars by OragamiBeauty reviews
Cuz I'm a rockstar, a rockstar..." MelloxNearxMatt-ish. Strong suggestive themes,some groping,mentions of the male genitalia,mentions of 'fun',and some language. Heavy T,Light M.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Hiding in the Closet Won't Save You Now by xXKanpekiXx reviews
CRACK ONESHOT MELLOXMATT. LOL ok so Matt is sure that Mello swings that way. He just needs to prove it... M for Mello's language. XD
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Forget the guns, let's just bang! by Vieta Skellington reviews
Matt x Mello yaoi goodness! Matt leaves to get Mellow chocolate, leaving him alone-with a mirror and a load of sexual tension to let loose. One shot, Narcissism galore.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Garter by Crazy4Moony reviews
Everyone knows the whole idea behind garters. When you wear them, someone's bound to take them off. So, when Near enters Mello’s room and there’s a strap of lace showing from under his too-big-but-not-big-enough shirt, who’s Near’s to resist? NM
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Vodka and Red Bull by clam theif reviews
AU MelloxMatt, M for future chapters At the club...Mello can't take his eyes off this redhead in the distance. The way he moves, his carefree motion...This kid has Mello snared. He doesn't even know him, but he does know...he's taking him home tonight.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,530 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
I'll Always Protect You by Battleground reviews
A juicy lemon with MattxMello and Near death! :D YAYZ0RZ!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
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Elricest Temptest reviews
AlxEd. YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI That should be enough warning for you . A series of oneshots that occur during Al and Ed's relationship :
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,789 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Suzaku's Special Gift reviews
Lelouch has loved Suzaku. He always has. When Lelouch's birthday comes around Suzaku askes him what he truely wants. Little does he know what he wants he may never have.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete
The Gist of Our Love reviews
MY FIRST CODE GEASS ONESHOT EVER! YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI Lelouch has been acting strange lately and Suzaku just wants to know why.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Lelouch L., Suzaku K. - Complete