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On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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Jobs the Sisters Grimm Characters Should Never Do by jabberwockyandthevorpalblade reviews
It's here! What jobs should the Grimm gang NEVER do? Find out inside.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 7,012 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 2/1/2009
Why don't you ask? by elligoat reviews
Ok, this is a fic where you ask questions to the grimm characters, and they'll answer them! I boosted the rating up to T, because I like Ts over Ks and some course language. Ha I sound like that voice over man/women we can't be too sure before movies...
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,057 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 5/1/2009
Just a Book by CharmingMissSarah reviews
When Puck steals Sabrinas diary what will she do? "Get back here Fairy boy," screamed Sabrina at the fairy hovering above her. "Never!" yelled Puck flying down the stairs and out the door holding Sabrina's diary.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Peccadillo by thecheeriopirate reviews
She didn't even have a chance to scream. Not a moment to wonder if she'd fall through to China. She landed headfirst in a pile of hay and frost. Sabrina Grimm stumbled down the rabbit hole.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,252 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck
The Wicked Thief by The Evil Hershey Panda reviews
A new thief lands in Venice and she's not what Scipio expected. As they steal for who's a better thief, they find something called like, possibly love. But everything thing goes terribly wrong and Scipio has a big decision to make. ScipioxOC, R&R!
Thief Lord - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,140 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009
Me and You by dancingflutesquirrel reviews
What happens when me and my family travel to New York, only to be caught in a snowstorm, forcing us to stay with the grimms? What will happen? Arguments? Pranks? Even romance? Find out!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,889 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Puck
Forever Young by dancingflutesquirrel reviews
Two years after Scipio's transformation into adult hood, he is very bored with life. He has to pay bills, clean the house, and worst of all, avoid woman asking him out. He decides to search out a new wing for the carousel, but it won't be easy...
Thief Lord - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
The Wacky Adventures Of The Grimm Family by Cowz-Are-Cool reviews
anything can happen in this story. if you want to know more, READ! CAUTION! CONTAINS PUCKABRINA! Beginning summary: Puck and Sabrina go to the dentist. Not full summary! I DO NOT OWN SISTERS GRIMM! Just so ya know. An extra Genre: Humor
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Puck, Sabrina G.
The Sisters Grimm: Cats by Harveste Starr reviews
Sabrina has been turned into a cat! What will everyone do? How will Puck cope? What will I get for my birthday! Rated T because I like to swear.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Puck, Sabrina G. - Complete
Locked In A Closet by xjabberwockyxpeacex reviews
Sabrina and Puck are locked in a closet. Pretty self-explanatory. Don't own Sisters Grimm, however much I wish. This is my first story ever and it's probably kind of lame, but if there shall be reviews, please be gentle. I'm neurotic enough.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Prima Ballerinas by dancingflutesquirrel reviews
Sabrina, Puck and Daphne are signed up for ballet. although two of those people didn't exactly want to . But what happens when Puck starts liking Clara from the nutcracker and Sabrina starts liking a boy? Plus, someone is trying to capture Puck & Sabrina!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,261 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck
Faux Paw by dancingflutesquirrel reviews
Sabrina wakes up in the night and finds a strange cat, Daphne turns out to be allergic, and Puck is no where to be seen. Please R&R! Very funny! Trust me
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,182 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Sabrina G. - Complete
Love in Venice by Miki Bidan reviews
She was found half buried in the snow, waiting for death to come and take her...but instead she found new friends and perhaps someone else...who healed the wounds of her past...Scipio and Original character. Read and Review please!
Thief Lord - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,143 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete