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Joined 07-17-09, id: 2011954, Profile Updated: 12-14-13
Author has written 11 stories for Pokémon, Harvest Moon, Fallen, Lauren Kate, Angry Birds, StarTrek: The Original Series, and Star Trek: 2009.

Hello and welcome to my profile page.

I am an odd person, and am not much for talking about myself. I am from the southern portion of the United States of America. I am highly argumentative, and I like to study controversial subjects. I have been described by one of my friends as a femenist and a pacifist. I study religion, so if you ever have the slightest inkling for a religious debate or discussion, shoot me a PM and i would be more than happy to oblige.

My username comes from a song by Bob Dylan titled "Mr. Tambourine Man." I like this song a lot because of its poetic and beautifully spun verses. The first verses go "hey Mr. Tambourine Man/ play a song for me/ I'm not sleepy, and there is no place I'm going to". The man described in these verses turns out to be a representation of the narrotor's god, and he is saying that, now that he has nothing to do, he is happy to be relaxing and wants to hear the word of god, the song of the tambourine man.

My latest fandom is Star Trek, but recently I have been reading The Left Behind Series. I also like Harvest Moon and Pokemon, one of my childhood fandoms. I almost always pair Spock with Kirk. And theres another thing. If you want to have a discussion about star trek, I am your person. Drop me a line.

That is all. Thank you for reading and Namaste.


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Tales Of Flame by Buwaro reviews
A psychotic Charmander, a mentally-unstable Umbreon, an alcoholic Treecko and a lot of ninja asskickery from our third-person speaking Scyther. Oh and a genderbending psychic cat for good measure. Yep, no normal here. Redux chapters: 6
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 343 - Words: 694,103 - Reviews: 3507 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 6/12/2006
Existing in Water by OutSwords reviews
'Do you even know how to swim' The lifeguard sneered, propping up his head on a clenched fist, the other equally muscular arm draped lazily across his waist.' -Rivaille is a lifeguard at the local pool, Eren is a bored teenager off school for the summer with nothing better to do than bother said lifeguard. - Lifeguard AU, rated T for language and may move to M in later chapters.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,639 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Eren Y., Levi
think of me when you're out there by sarsaparillia reviews
The universe spits out a female Jim Kirk, and because this is Bones' life now, the only thing Jim can say is "…Damn, I'm hot." — Jim/Bones.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/25/2013 - [J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones] - Complete
Frozen by GirlwithCurls98 reviews
What happens when Kirk, Spock, and McCoy end up fighting to survive in the middle of a snowstorm? Some Spirk fluff, McCoy jokes, and tribbles! Pairing: Kirk/Spock, no smut, just adorableness.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 11/17/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
My Fair Lady by FlamingGoldfish24 reviews
Cafe AU. Jim Kirk is the proud manager of a little cafe known as "My Fair Lady". It's a place filled with good coffee, average food, and spectacular company. But when a local business tycoon happens upon their little slice of heaven all Jim's secrets start to unravel. (Spirk and a bit of McKirk)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2013
All Over the Road by AnonymousSparkle reviews
Jim and Bones are pulled over driving home while on a visit to Georgia. It seems even on the back roads of the south Jim can still find a way to make trouble for the good doctor. Humor fic based on the song All Over the Road by Easton Corbin. JimxBones
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/15/2013 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
The Lonely Soldier by Cloud Piece reviews
Jean/Eren. Jean decides it's time to do something about Eren's titan-loving attitude.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55,193 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Eren Y., Jean K. - Complete
Regretti by SkittySongs reviews
His whiskers are twitching as he starts to get really worked up, and you fall in love all over again. Resetti x Reader (Oneshot)
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Complete
Parody songs can make a difference! by ViBookWorm reviews
Uhura makes the bridge crew listen to "Star Trekkin" watch their reactions and and then when an seemingly innocent accident happens. She, Scotty, Sulu and Dr McCoy are out to get Spock and Kirk together! S/K romance, so don't like don't read!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,110 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Dexter Show by Moondancing Millie reviews
AU. As a cure for Remy's cynicism towards love, her mom has entered her for a brand-new dating show, where there is a hundred thousand dollars up for grabs. And then, of course, there's Dexter, who as host will be pushing all the buttons.
This Lullaby - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,512 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Star Trek: TOS and 2009 Slash Census by All Teeth reviews
Ever wonder what the statistics and odds were of the Kirk/Spock pairing and other slash pairings versus everything else? Now you have it. Lots of numbers and proof that slash rules all.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/26/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Star Trekkin' by Doctor Spock reviews
Across the universe, on the starship Enterprise, under Captain ... McCoy? Pure crack.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011 - L. McCoy - Complete
Cap'n Crunch by Doctor Spock reviews
There's a box of Cap'n Crunch in the mess hall, and EVERYONE wants it.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/11/2011 - L. McCoy, J. Kirk - Complete
Things That Happen by sandersonsisters reviews
Edward and Alice were killed by the Volturi. Bella is a mess, Jasper is even worse, feelign the pain for both of them. So what happens when they both decide to move on? Set after Third Book.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,450 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Jasper, Bella
Country Singer by MuddSkipping reviews
What if Vaughn was lying when he said he was an animal transporter, but instead an extremely famous singer? Nobody knows and he tries to keep it that way. But will he be able to once he meets the happy-go-lucky farmer? VaughnxChelsea.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,108 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Vaughn, Chelsea - Complete
Moulin Rouge by firelady101 reviews
What if Luce went to one other place in time, finding out she lived in the era of Moulin Rouge, and worked there? She goes 3D and does somthing amazing with Daniel. Passion Spoilers. Please R&R Lemons : I hope you like! I own nothing but the plot!
Fallen, Lauren Kate - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Daniel G., Lucinda P. - Complete
Diary of A Rocker by Strawberry-Green-Girl reviews
Oh God… Mom liked the idea of Greg writing in that stupid journal so much that she decided to up and get me one too. Seriously, a freaking diary? I'm a senior in high school. What was she thinking? Rated for language.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,022 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Rodrick H.
Texting Wars by AnnaJayBelle reviews
Jasper believes texts are meaningless. Cute litte one-shots about Alice and Jasper texting.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Before They Fall by akatrixie reviews
A chapter on everyone's death from the 74th Hunger Games, in their POV. To be a bunch of chapters. Well, not chapters, actually. Tiny scenes. But I digress. Please review!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 8,769 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Other tributes - Complete
Daughter of a Victor by Cometas Por El Cielo reviews
[in the process of chapter-by-chapter edits, slow; complete] AU Twelve-year-old Ever Abernathy is the daughter of the drunk winner of the 50th Hunger Games. When she is chosen as a District 12 tribute for the 72nd, will she survive, or will she suffer the typical District 12 tribute fate?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,634 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Haymitch A., Other tributes, OC - Complete
Desire by Darlingplease reviews
Spoilers for Torment. After Luce lets Miles kiss her, she has some questions for Daniel. She's just hoping he'll stick around long enough to give her a straight answer. Sexuality.
Fallen, Lauren Kate - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,833 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Daniel G., Lucinda P.
Send Me An Angel Right Now by Blood Riot Yagami reviews
A Harvest Moon DS Cute fan fiction using the "Jill" character and telling the story of her romance with Kai. Give it a read and let me know what you think! Chapter 2 is up!
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Jill, Kai
The Odd Couple by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
An Effie/Haymitch story, beginning with their first interactions. Will eventually contain Hunger Games and Catching Fire spoilers.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,240 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Haymitch A., Effie T.
Rock Star by cable69 reviews
-You punched. The president. In the face. During your live. Television. Interview. With him.- Kirk, as a journalist. Spock, as a musician. Their budding romance. A modern AU.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,395 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/29/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Pickles by I Brake For Bishounen Boys reviews
Jacob gets Edward pregnant. Bella gets annoyed. Jacob and Edward frankly don't care. Carlisle realizes that eternal adolescents are probably the scariest beings this side of the Milky Way. Mpreg, Jacob/Edward, Neglected!Bella, Ukeified!Edward. Bite me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,244 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Midnight Scars by Ilandere Okami reviews
Jasper's life is destroyed and everything he knows is gone. When Aro lets him stay with the Vulturi as a guest, what will happen? Life in Volterra is about to change... Jasper/Jane crack pairing. Gradual OOC. M for lemons. Jane POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Jasper, Jane
Of Eevees and Friends by applesoup reviews
Flint suggest that Eevee should be a Flareon. Volkner doesn't approve and "slight" chaos ensues.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Volkner/Denzi, Flint/Ōba - Complete
Steam by OccasionallyActive reviews
A small little oneshot I wrote for my friend. Yes, it's and Edward Jacob fic. So, what? Kill me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Welcome Back, Jasper by Brittany1224 reviews
What if it was Jasper that came back, not Alice. He brings depressing news. Will Bella be able to fall for Jasper after what Edward did to her? Will Jasper feel the same way about Bella? Takes place during NM, after Edward left Bella. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,230 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Game Of Few by L-Syllabub reviews
Cameron/Chloe, Cameron/Ray, Implied Cameron/Others - All day long he’s felt like that, as if some tiny screw inside him was being wound tighter and tighter and tighter.
Left Behind - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Complete
A Normal Day by mayday657 reviews
A short, drabble like oneshot that explores the idea of what would happen if the Volturi found Jasper and Alice before the Confrontation in Breaking Dawn. Sad and short. Oneshot. Rated for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Major Jasper and Blackbird by Calendulam reviews
Bella talks in her sleep. Emmett gets an idea. Jasper/Bella bonding ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 153 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Spongebob Gets Hitched by MysticSpiritus reviews
Spongebob finally gets married!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Death of a Friend by Kumiko Hasegawa reviews
ONESHOT. Lucifer had met few that compared to this creature, but, sadly, mice don't live very long.
Fallen, Thomas E. Sniegoski - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Lucifer - Complete
Prelude to Paradise by Silver Spider reviews
“Aaron, what are you talking about?” dark eyes shined with a mixture of confusion and pity. “I'm selfish,” the young man finally blurted out. Post Reckoning story.
Fallen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete
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Wind Chimes reviews
"So what you mean to say..." a glance toward Spock-"Is that its all in our heads?" K/S with some Chulu. Based off TOS Episode "Shore Leave." Kirk and the crew find themselves on a peaceful planet with very Earth like qualities, paradise in all respects. But this paradise is not all that it seems...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 12/21/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
The Long Way Around reviews
Following a vague order to a vague part of the galaxy, Kirk and Spock beam down to the planet to nogotiate a peace treaty between it and a warring neighbor planet. On the planet, an explosion occurs, leaving Kirk severely injured. Worried about his Captain, Spock accepts command and discovers a shocking revelation...not only about the explosion but of possible planetary warfare.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/14/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Kirk-Spock Scandal of 2016 reviews
A modern, political AU fic. James T Kirk is elected president of the United States in 2016. On the day he is sworn in, he meets his very stoic and attractive personal bodyguard, Agent Spock, who happens to save his life at the luncheon directly after his inauguration. Meanwhile, a Republican Senate unhappy with Kirk's very liberal political views plots to impeach him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,658 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura
PT reviews
At Star Fleet Academy, physical training is held every third Monday of every month. This is Jim's first PT, and he is not as atheletic as he thought that he was. That is, until Commander Spock joins him in his efforts. K/S One-shot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Stilled
A drabble. Vulcans are not supposed to have panic attacks. Especially not in the middle of the night. Good thing Kirk is there. K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Technical Difficulties reviews
Scotty realizes that he actually likes being yelled at by a certain half-Vulcan. Rated T for suggestive material. This takes place during the five year mission. One-Shot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Spock, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
The Not-So Mystery of the Missing Stethoscope reviews
McCoy buys a 21st century stethoscope while on shore leave. Back on the ship, Kirk and Spock try it out while he's not there...K/S. Rated T for suggestive material. One shot.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Private Vincent Lucky Arnold reviews
The story of a Vincent, a Red Bird, and his time in the Angry Bird Army. One-shot
Angry Birds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Complete
Impossible reviews
On July 7, 1991, Daniel finds out that 16-year-old Lucy is pregnant. Unfortunatly, she bursts into flames 3 monthes after the baby's birth, leaving Daniel with a daughter to raise. What happens when he meets Luce at Sword and Cross seventeen years later? On HIATUS.
Fallen, Lauren Kate - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,708 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Lucinda P., Daniel G.
All by my Lonesome reviews
Jill has all 101 sprites, is a billjillionaire, and has all the guys lining up on her doorstep to give her cookies. But Jill isnt interested in any of them, and theyre supposed to marry the other girls. But now, Jill feels like there's something missing..
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Jill, Gray
The Return of Grovyle reviews
Ever since Grovyle, a pokemon from the future and her partner, went back to the future, Erin, a meowth who was once a human, can't get him off her mind. And now, he's found a way to finally return...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Meowth/Nyarth, Grovyle/Juptile - Complete