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Joined 07-17-09, id: 2012073, Profile Updated: 06-28-12
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

To any poor lost soul, that has found their way here to my lonely profile... I feel for you *sad face*
Not many stories on my profile...yet, but I'm getting there.

I am only just starting out with this writing caper, so bare with me. I have been reading FanFiction since just after the Breaking Dawn book was released. I had felt so let-down by the fade-to-black Honeymoon scene, and was trawling Robert Pattinson forums, trying to find out what everyone had started to read after the Twilight series. I came across a group of women reading a little something called "Wide Awake", and promptly asked my first forum question ever, where could I find this book?

I had never even HEARD of Fan Fiction, didn't even know it existed. But didn't it ever open my eyes!

Anyway, I'm in the middle of writing my first fic, but I'd like it to be almost complete before I start posting. One of my pet peeves is getting right into a story, then having it just...stop.

So it will be a few months AT LEAST before you see anything, but I will change my Bio to reflect as it gets closer... (Update: I've finished writing 7 chapters, but who knows how far I'd like to get? Not me, that's for sure.)

The only lonely story I have posted so far is a teeny one-shot I had written for the Truly Anonymous Twilight One-Shot Picture Prompt Contest. I got nowhere with the story, but I'm still a proud mama of her first-born. The prompt pic is here Not sure how long it will stay there for though.

You can catch me on Twitter As long as you tweet me to prove you're not a bot, I will follow you back... for a while LOL

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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14504 - Favs: 11,782 - Follows: 5,439 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11452 - Favs: 4,490 - Follows: 3,699 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Count of Tuscany by withany reviews
"She gets kidnapped, he gets killed, but..." This was the Princess Bride plot, not necessarily mine. If you're expecting vitamin C from this, sorry, you'll get scurvy. However, there may be gore. I hope.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,106 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8309 - Favs: 5,685 - Follows: 4,208 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Contextually Speaking by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella spends her days surrounded by books and her nights immersed in them. Reading but not living. Imagining but not experiencing. One night changes everything. A story about wrong numbers and a stranger with all the right words.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,797 - Reviews: 3120 - Favs: 2,071 - Follows: 991 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Decision by windchymes reviews
Edward made a decision after that second biology lesson. Two years later that decision is challenged.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 96,613 - Reviews: 2515 - Favs: 2,711 - Follows: 1,839 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3674 - Favs: 2,908 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Feels Like Home by Mrs.Robward reviews
"Once in awhile, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love comes along & gives us a fairy tale" A novelette of an average girl who learns it's not how many times you fall & get back up, it's about whose arms are there to catch you. *COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,802 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tendered Submission by FarDareisMai2 reviews
A series of four themed drabbles well they were supposed to be drabbles for Domward's Mistress's birthday. AH. Slash and BDSM themes. There's a reason this is rated M folks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,095 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Complete
Our Lives Unbound by theladyingrey42 reviews
My mind is trapped in circles, my loneliness pressing in. Unable to speak, I reach for her spark. In her eyes, I find my partner. In her command, I find my freedom. Together, we open our lives to something more. AU/AH, D/s, male sub.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,844 - Reviews: 6365 - Favs: 2,868 - Follows: 1,865 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Almost Doesn't Count by Mrs.Robward reviews
Bella is a family attorney and Edward seeks her help. Friendship abounds, maybe more? AH, Canon Couples **Complete**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,648 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Complete
Hope Is The Thing With Feathers by Terri Botta reviews
A Let Love In side story - Eric gives Sookie a gift
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 117,515 - Reviews: 1456 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Eric, Sookie
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14209 - Favs: 15,203 - Follows: 8,261 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4560 - Favs: 3,782 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8840 - Favs: 7,470 - Follows: 3,883 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Discovery of Bella Swan by mskathy reviews
Bella has given up her whole life for those around her. What will she do, who will she be, where will she go with no one and nothing holding her back anymore? AH/AU, canon pairings eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,105 - Reviews: 3022 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5349 - Favs: 6,864 - Follows: 3,319 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12466 - Favs: 7,047 - Follows: 3,453 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Wallflower and The Flyboy by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella meets World War II Navy Pilot Edward at a USO dance and starts to fall in love immediately. Two weeks later, and one wedding later, they are facing long term separation as he ships off to the front. Can Bella stay strong with him so far away?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,170 - Reviews: 1725 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6002 - Favs: 8,804 - Follows: 5,227 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Beauty and The Geek by vixen1836 reviews
Edward Cullen is a painfully shy intellectual desperately in love with his quiet, beautiful classmate Bella Swan. Slight Twilight Parody. Originally written for The Sexy Edward Contest. Expanded from one-shot to novella. RATED M. AU/AH/OOC. EPOV/BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,932 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Silence & Security by adorablecullens reviews
Two years after her marriage to Jacob Black ends, 37-year-old single mom Bella buys a house. Will the handsome single dad next door help her learn to love again? Or will Edward’s presence in their life only reinforce Renee’s trauma-induced silence?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,330 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 2,183 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5743 - Favs: 9,422 - Follows: 3,149 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2871 - Favs: 3,166 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You've Kept Me Waiting by Mandi1 reviews
Seeing the future is one thing. Knowing how to get there is another. Alice knows that Jasper is the key to something better. If only she can get - and keep - him in her life. Alice and Jasper's story. Reposted by request.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,102 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4374 - Favs: 5,067 - Follows: 3,115 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5601 - Favs: 8,150 - Follows: 2,953 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,166 - Reviews: 3114 - Favs: 3,154 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Life Imitates Television by Terri Botta reviews
The winning story for EricsTXgal Support Sookie Auction. Thank you to EricsTXGal for her generous bid!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,643 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Waxing Crescent by Pastiche Pen reviews
Everything is set for Renesmee. She has love, immortality--and an attitude. If only her rebellion didn't have horrible consequences... Post-BD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 72,371 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The Search For Myself: Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
What if Bella & Edward's roles were reversed, leaving Bella the Vampire and Edward the Human? As predicaments change and situations become harder, will their fate still be destined? Or will unexpected plans change their lives forever? Read To Find Out!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,603 - Reviews: 1902 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let Love In by Terri Botta reviews
Eric decides it's time for him and Sookie to come to an understanding.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 209,764 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 2,562 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7654 - Favs: 9,000 - Follows: 2,541 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mended Heart reviews
Bella tries to piece back together her broken heart after her love leaves her for another. Can she crawl out of her state of depression to mend her broken heart? Will she find herself again, rebuild her life without him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete