Author has written 3 stories for Inuyasha, and Twilight.
ughhh i feel sooo bad..havent updated in so long...forgot wut the fuck i was writing about o.O but im starting sum 1(ish) shots. post them sooon ;)
Bri:What are you talking about? People don't own things.
Random guy at Spencers:Holy Fuck. Is that knuckles? THAT'S FUCKING SICK!
-tackled from behind in a crowded mall in denver-
Kyle:Sorry, i broke the internet.
Fell Down a Hole
(Seven's outfit) (the white shirt is a belly shirt)
(Seven's tattoo) (Except its on her front/side and creeps up her chest. you can see bits of it come out of the top of her tank top)
(Seven's Lip ring)
(Seven's belly ring)
Just Once, I Want To See Clearly
Quotes from other people:
~SHUT YO FUCKIN' FACE UNCLE FUCKA!
~ Insecurities are about as useful as putting the pin back in the grenade.
~ Artists use lies to tell the truth while politicians use them to cover it up.
~The enemy of my enemy, is my friend.
~HERE! We build HERE!
~ See the turtle of enormous girth! On his shell he holds the earth. His thought is slow but always kind; He holds us all within his mind. On his back all vows are made; He sees the truth but mayn't aid. He loves the land and loves the sea, And even loves a child like me.
~ I think everyone's bisexual to some degree or another; it's just a question of whether or not you choose to recognize it and embrace it. Personally, I think choosing between men and women is like choosing between cake and ice cream. You'd be daft not to try both when there are so many different flavors.
~I'm licking popcorn out of a napkin...
~It's legal there mom! Water is legal here, you wouldn't get angry with her for drinking water would you?
~Get in your own fucking pool!
~SPANK THAT MONKEY! SPANK IT GOOD!
~Well spank me black, and call me a goat! You ARE a man!!
~Do you see that guy? ...what guy? the one with the hair!!! ohh...yea now i see him...
If you talk back to the TV (or the computer, or a book), copy this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie or show so many times that you can quote it word for word and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you ever hit your computer to make it work, and it does, copy this into your profile.
If you think Lucky should stop being a selfish bastard and share his Lucky Charms, copy and paste this into your profile.
Random quotes from family and friends
Meadow: Well I have a healthy lunch, (lists foods) and my all natural Cheatos!
(i was trying to drink water and call my friend Meadow)
(I was at lunch when Meadow came up behind me)
Me:YOU LIEING BASTARD!
Meadow: Well the purpose of life is to-
My mom:No. You go down stairs and get it. I don't want it you do.
Things To Do On An Elevator:
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it... quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in "Who want to be a millionaire" style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "You should be ashamed of yourself!" and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In.'
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their coffee addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For smuggling diamonds.'
7. Finish all your scentences with 'In accordance with the prophecy.'
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To go.'
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask 'Why don't the poems rhyme?'
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address your by your wrestling name.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won!! I won!!'
18. When leaving the zoo, starting running towards the parking lot yelling 'Run for your lives, they're loose!'
19. Tell your children (or someone) over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.'
20. Try very hard to lick your elbow.
Do you Shower Daily: wtf of course
In a Boy
1. Get 50 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples'
2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute
3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the womens toilet.
4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay by.
5. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only
7. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
8. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk
9. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
10. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,
11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the
12. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly..."Hey! We're out of
13. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and
14. Go to the fruit and veg department - get two bananas' and put one in each
15. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a
16. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward
17. Randomly jump into people's shopping carts asking "Will you be my mummy?"
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHILE BILLY MAYS IS SPEAKING!