Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
Hey, I'm Lexi...uh...I have some stories, but I'm still a beginner.Please read them and I will love you forever and ever...I have a lot of different ideas it's just getting them all written down that's the hard part. I love reading Twilight fanfics. Yes, i am one of the twilight people. I love to read, write, paint, and play softball. Oh yeah I also play the guitar, drums, and piano. I am a very musical person. I love music! Uh...I like pancakes? I don't know, I'm really bad at making profile crap... There isn't really much to me. I guess you could say I'm more of the tomboy type, but not always. I get freaked out over little things like the rest of the girls on the planet. Oh yeah I LOVE horror! Halloween is my favorite holiday I love scaring the crap out of people! Bloody, murder, and mystery are my three favorite words! GO GORE!! Uh, I have a little annoying brother...he's 9...and annoying...yeah...so...wow my life is boring -sigh- anyway, check out my youtube account if you like Twilight!
Go toif you want to see some of the video's i've posted.
Oh, I also LOVE MONKEYS! (Hence name) I also have a facebook but I'd rather keep that for friends and family only.
Uh, did I mention i'm bad at this kind of stuff?
Well, I think i'm done boring you with my life...uh...bye, I guess -
CHILD ABUSE...MAKE IT STOP!!Please, be aware that child abuse happens everyday, and it isn't just physical, it's emotional too, and sometimes that hurts more than a beating from your parents. Physical abuse scars you on the outside and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scars you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. So please, help stop the abuse.
This made me cry:'(
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
Pointless Things to Copy and Paste into your Profile!
If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this to your profile.
If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.
If you try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them, copy and paste to your profile.
If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you still laugh rereading Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have so many dreams about Twilight that you have lost count, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think it would be hilarious to see Bella beat Emmett in an arm wrestling match, put this in your profile.
If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've reread chapter 23 of TWILIGHT over eight times...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile..
If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, then copy this into your profile.
If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turky Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you would love to have wings, post this in your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (Gets really aggravating after a while...)
If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile .
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. (Right after I finished reading the sign...)
If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile. (Stupid immobile walls...
If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Maximum Ride, Twilight), copy and paste this into your profile!
If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con', then what is the opposite of 'progress'?
If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you dont just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you thought Breaking Dawn was completly AWESOME, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile
If you think Edward is perfect for Bella, paste this onto your profile
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.
If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer,GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edwar
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know
Don't Like My "Twilight" Obbsession?
╔══╦══╦══╗ You have been diagnosed
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it on your profile, and add your name to the list:
If you think that it's not fair that the guys in mangas and animes are amlost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name to the list:
"When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye and see how much Life likes lemons then."
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer."
"Oh I'm a degenerate am I? Well you sir are a fastishio. See I can make up words too."
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
"I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!"
"Did you see those Huns? They just popped out of the snow! Like daisies!"
"Life is a pain. Anyone who says differently is trying to sell something."
"If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in sick to work. 'Hello can't come into work today, still queer.'"
"Be a voice, not an echo."
"Don't cry because it's passed. Smile because it happened."
"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
"Always go the extra mile. It's less crowded."
"They say guns don't kill people, 'people kill people'. Well I think the gun kinda helps, cause if you just stand around yelling 'BANG' I don't think you're going to kill many people."
"So if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?"
"When life gives you lemons, throw them back. Because really, who likes lemons?"
"Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
"I live in my own little world, but it's OK. They know me there."
"Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend."
"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder."
"When in doubt, make up words!"
"I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous."
"Don't worry about the world ending. It's already tomorrow in another country."
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you will be a mile away and still have their shoes."
"Don't take life seriously. No one gets out alive."
"If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk."
"Why be difficult when with just a bit more effort, you can be impossible?"
"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the former."
"Whoever said words don't hurt has obviously never been hit by a dictionary."
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Put your iPod on shuffle and write the songs that come on. No cheating!
Northern Downpour-Panic at the Disco
Take Me Away-Avril Lavgine
Stand in the rain-Superchick
She's got Style-NevershoutNever!
About You Now-Miranda Cosgrove (-_-)
Lucky-Jason Mraz & Colbie Cailay
This is my now- Jorden Sparks
Only You- Joshua Radin
Superman- Matchbox 20
Wannabe- Spice girls (oh god, how did that get on there -_-)
Viva la Vida- Coldplay
Rainbow Veins- Owl City (Owl City rocks!!)
Give 'Em Hell, Kid- My Chemical Romance
Dirty Little Secret- All American Rejects
I Caught Myself-Paramore
--/\_/\ If u love Ikuto,
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Alexis
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First 3 letters of real name plus izzle: Ale-Izzle.
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favorite color and favorite animal: Blue Monkey
4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: 2nd Favorite color and favorite drink: Green Water
5. YOUR ARAB NAME: 2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name: Lraavdo (Wtf)
6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mothers and father's middle name: Angela David
7. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black Marshmallow
8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: Cherry Broken
9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accessory: Red Parrot
10. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your middle name and street you live on: Lauren Laurel (Wow that's weird)
11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: First 3 letters of your last name and first 2 letters of your first: Maral (XD)
12. YOUR STREET NAME: Favorite ice-cream and favorite cookie: Mint Chip
13. YOUR PORN NAME: Name of first pet you had and street you grew up on: Dash Laurel
14. YOUR STRIPPER NAME: Favourite perfume and favourite candy: Coconut Twix (I don't own or like any perfume, but I LOVE the smell of coconut!!)
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