The Awesomeness
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Joined 07-18-09, id: 2012770, Profile Updated: 12-04-10
Author has written 4 stories for Pokémon, Twilight, and Good Omens.

Buenas noches. I am The Awesomeness, or you can call me A for short. Contestshippers used to know me as Chaotic Dork back in my youth (I'm an old hag now, hehehe). I haven't been on my Chaotic Dork account for almost three years, so that's why they deleted it...

Yeah.

I go to an art school where nonconformism is worshipped. I do consider myself Goth (never Emo) but I don't strictly abide by their code. I plan on becoming a English major in college and subsequently an author. I'm working on a novel so updates will likely be infrequent. I'm bisexual; I admittedly have a celebrity crush on Olivia Munn, because she's hot and she's getting pretty fucking famous (so proud of her!). I'm a chronic depressive, which is one of the reasons why I'm much calmer than I was when I first started Fanfiction. Hell, when I first was on this website, I was the dorkiest Contestshipper around. My love for contestshipping has been demolished, unfortunately, but I do plan to reference it in future pokemon fanfictions.

A note to my past fans: Jewel and Tsuki died. T_T

But they've been resurrected in my novel. So if I am ever published... watch out for them. They are WAY different though.

Other things about me, hm, well I'm a feminist and pretty fucking proud of it. I even started getting into riot grrl music along with my usual rock and metal. I'm in the International Studies department in my art school, where Spanish is my main focus. And I do love my Spanish, assholes who think Spanish is boring. I think it's fun. I'm also a gore enthusiast and soak up almost every horror movie. I just hope they don't murder Nightmare on Elm Street. I'm also atheist, but I don't support Satan or anything.

Other interests include drawing, painting, sleeping, listening to music, playing video games, and bothering my English teacher.

Stephen King is my literary inspiration. He's losing his mind now that he's in his 60's though...

I'm not too big on romance stuff. I've only read two hardcore romance novels and (beside the lemon scenes, which were fun but annoyingly fluffy) got nauseous because of them. I still write about romance because my characters ALWAYS fall in love and blah blah blah... but most romances in my stories don't work out too well... (UPDATE: The only couple I love is Crowley/Aziraphale. Besides that, meh...)

Heh.

I've been a hardcore Pokemon fan since I was eight and will always be. My prediction of the remake of Gold/Silver/Crystal came true, motherfuckers! I can't wait for Pokemon Black and White, but it'll take forever. They better reintroduce Team Rocket and have Dark/Dragon type pokemon. It'll be wicked.

And, I'll leave you off with a list of people who need to get shanked.

Shanked: v. getting stabbed with a homemade knife

List of People Who Need to Get Shanked:

Tsuki Black (my character and my character only, rawr, get away from him)

Stephenie Meyer

George Bush

Arnold Schwarznegger

Twilight fans

my Summer School P.E. Coach

kids at Summer School

Sexist People

Racist People

White Supremacists

Whiny People

Stoic People

People in general

romance novelists

Masculinists

Harry Potter

the Government

Homophobes

Preps

fans rebelling the release of Left 4 Dead 2

Teachers

Gynocologists

Telemarketers

Dentists

(if you want, PM me so I can add this list. i'll think of more later.)

Well, adios, my good friends and have a lovely day!

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Recover by ramblingrobin reviews
Haruhi and the twins are kidnapped and traumatized. What will it take to get over this experience? Lemon.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,376 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Haruhi F.
Primeval by Xaphrin reviews
The beast has branded Raven for its mate, but she refuses to believe that he can claim her. Can Beast Boy convince her that she is the one to satiate him? Or will reason rule over love?
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,264 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 3/6/2011 - [Beast Boy, Raven] - Complete
Blue Moon Junior High by ravengal reviews
AU. In a world where Pokemon only exist in merchandising, May enters junior high, unaware that relationships will form... painfully slowly. Her best friends, Ash and Misty, will grow closer and she'll meet Drew for the very first time. PS, CS, others. [Discontinued. See mehx2 for the continuation.]
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 95,546 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 8/12/2006 - [May/Haruka, Drew/Shū] [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] - Complete
Scales and Feathers and Alcohol by Miyazaki A2 reviews
A series of drabbles, ficlets, oneshots, whathaveyou about Crowley and Aziraphale, and their lives together at random points in time. It's all the same basic continuity, just random. Watch out for some slash here and there, because slash is made of love.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,850 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
To Corrupt a Fragile Psyche by ToxicStar reviews
A disturbing new possession leads to an unexpected encounter. Walter x Henry SH4 . OLD FIC.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,713 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Walter S., Henry T. - Complete
Paradise Thwarted by Moczo reviews
Sequel to Manchester Lost. Humanity has declared war, and now Heaven and Hell's best and brightest must band together to – oh dear. Now with 25% more Horseperson and 75% more Archangel!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,146 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Snake by Arctick Child reviews
The End came when they were only just beginning.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
Demon Drabbles by anonymouse27 reviews
A few drabbles as to what our favorite little demon gets up to. Self-explanatory really ;
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - A. Crowley
Mistakes by Clouds Of Time reviews
May's travelling through Sinnoh alongside Drew. She finds she has developed feelings stronger then friendship for the green-haired rival but is convinced he doesn't see her in the same way. R&R Please :
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,519 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 6/30/2009 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū
A Falling Republic by Damned Lolita reviews
What if Ash died when he was attacked by the Spearow in Episode One? What if Pallet Town, even Kanto as a whole, was a lot darker than the show let you believe? What if one girl and a bunch of Pokemon were the Region's only hope? -AU-
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,785 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008
Manchester Lost by Moczo reviews
-an ensemble sequel to the novel- Our heroes have managed to make things worse, as the Apocalypse is starting up... again. Drama! Action! Humor! Adventure! Tea! Suspense! Snark! Romance!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,044 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Trust, Charity, & the Fine Art of Incompetence by freudian fuckup reviews
In light of their respective roles in the apocalypse-that-wasn't, Aziraphale and Crowley have been given new assignments to keep them busy. Things do not go as planned. A/C
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,005 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
How Crowley Fell Out of Love with the Bentley by Moczo reviews
A bored Crowley wonders what will happen if he puts an actual Best of Queen tape into the Bentley, Aziraphale is not adjusting well to actually selling books, and Hastur knows he wants revenge but isn't sure why or on who.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
It's Always Best to Ask by I've-Seen-the-Fairies reviews
Crowley finds a book he really wouldn’t expect Aziraphale to have – and you know what? It seems pretty familiar… SLASH C/A
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Complete
Virtue by Smudge the rat reviews
The Forces of Darkness aren't happy with Crowley regarding this whole saving the world business. Explicit Aziraphale/Crowley slash. Small amounts of angst.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Crowley Versus the French by freudian fuckup reviews
A/C - Crowley feels that Aziraphale has not been adhering to the Agreement as strictly as he ought to, and he has an idea of how to even things out.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2008 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Of Adam, Moses, and Tantalus by freudian fuckup reviews
A/C - Aziraphale whispers prayers like “hallelujah” and “eli” against the demon’s skin, and it smarts like touching a flame: sharp and precise and quick to fade. There is damnation in his blood.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2008 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
Silent Hill 4: Introspection by D. Natali reviews
Henry Townsend's world was thrown into chaos when he became imprisoned in his own apartment. Would the only exit lead to salvation or a worse nightmare? A Novelization as told in first-person through Henry as he discovers the truth about his apartment, his captor, and himself.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 127,426 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Henry T., Eileen G., Walter S. - Complete
The Moment by freudian fuckup reviews
There are certain Moments at which even an angel must question exactly how ineffable the Ineffable Plan could possibly be. Aziraphale/Crowley
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2008 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
Silent Hill 2: Letter From Silent Heaven by Ryan M. Usher reviews
A novelization of the video game Silent Hill 2, told from the perspective of James Sunderland, the game's protagonist. It's finally complete. Thanks to all of my readers and especially my reviewers, you've made it a very enjoyable experience for me!
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 49 - Words: 188,183 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Complete
Endearment by Lady Lorax reviews
AC. ...It was humiliating. like being caught feeding stray puppies. Or picking up litter. Or falling in lo...
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2004
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Acceptance reviews
Crowley has gone through some stages. Slash! Drabble.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Capacity For Evil reviews
Aziraphale is afraid of Falling. Crowley assuages his fears. Gen-ish, not really slash
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Help reviews
If Bella was the average smart girl Smeyer tries to convince us that she is, then her reaction to Wardo would be something like this...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Roses Are Red reviews
Roxie never imagined that she would fall for another female Roserade, but how will Drew react? And how will she admit her feelings to the Roserade? Mild Contestshipping, Rated T for language and pokemon homosexuality. Dysfunctional pokemon teams included.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009