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Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7715 - Favs: 8,128 - Follows: 7,686 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
My body, my mind, my orders by Master Spy advenger reviews
Alice and Rosalie are 'Ana buddies'; helping each other keep up with an anorexic diet. The only thing that matters to them is their weight, until they each meet a boy who seems to care so much about them. After years of the diet, can they give it up? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,361 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Alice, Jasper
21 Ways to Annoy Darth Vader by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
21 ways to annoy everyone's favorite Jedi turned Sith turned Jedi again! Read and review! Rated T to be safe.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Darth Vader - Complete
Twilight the Movie SPOOFED by FullMetal Alchemistress reviews
A parody of that THING they call the "Twilight Movie" I call it "crap" Go ahead, flames are welcomed and needed. FYI: I loathed the movie...so of course, there'll be spoilers. M for language later on. We're giving out crack to readers!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008
Of Gardenburgers and Spider Monkeys by Hermione W. Cullen reviews
A parody of the Twilight movie. Need I say more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Western - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Athenodora, Chelsea
Down with Aro! by fanciful.thoughts reviews
After Felix burns Volturi Castle down with Aro's curling iron, the fearless leader himself gets it into his head that they should move to Forks and be neighbors with the Cullens- mainly to stalk Carlisle. It all goes to hell from there. Beware Caius's swearing. - CRACK; woe to you if you take Twilight seriously. - DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,192 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Aro
Your Heart Remained the Same by rebeldivaluv reviews
Part of him would always be hers. JacobxBella. JacobxRenesmee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,771 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Let's Go to This Drive Thru by writing love on your arms reviews
There's a reason why you never let Emmett and Jasper go to a drive-thru.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
Jasper Checks Out by EllyEcstasy reviews
What Jasper had to got throught when checking out of the hotel. Or what i thought he went through lol
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Tide and Bleach by Marriella Bullet reviews
This is a spoof on why Anakin turned to the Dark Side in ROTS because I've never been able to handle the drama at the end of that movie. It's pretty darn funny.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete