DirtySexyEdward
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Joined 07-18-09, id: 2012865, Profile Updated: 10-27-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

Im Twenty. I adore my friends and family, whom none of which have any idea how much I love writing/reading this stuff. Nothing is cooler than seeing how many hits/favs/alerts/reviews your stories get. And I cant even describe how much I love and appreciate everyone who does. My interests include good books, good movies, good music and good ppl.

This is actually my second account. I couldn't post my one-shots on my other account because I've sent the link to my other profile to a few of my relatives and I dont want them to know that I'm a perv. LOL.

I really hope you enjoy my stories :)


Story Recs: ABSOLUTE MUST READS

The Office- by tby789

Wide Awake- by AngstGoddess003

Vampire in the Basement- by michellephants

Inked- by ARenee363

Dangerous Affections- by wishimight

Withering the Ferns- by AngstGoddess003

Tropic of Virgo- by In.a.blue.bathrobe

Atlas Shrugged- by Jeesiechreesie

Teacher's Pet- by Dizzygrl28

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Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 19950 - Favs: 12,640 - Follows: 5,321 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14266 - Favs: 11,356 - Follows: 5,286 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5405 - Favs: 6,249 - Follows: 5,146 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11408 - Favs: 8,706 - Follows: 6,546 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wild Swan by ScarlettLetters reviews
Bella decides that it's time to find out who she really is and that means stepping out of her privileged life as a Cullen and taking flight on her own. Can different paths lead two people to the same destination? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,439 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 2,187 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5319 - Favs: 6,725 - Follows: 3,287 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Double Date by mskathy reviews
AH/AU OOC Edward and Alice have been married 3 years, almost as long as they've been having 'double dates' with Jasper and Bella.At its heart, a romance story.. it just has four people madly in love with each other.ADULT,gay&straight sex. Lemon/limey.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,023 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Dizzygrl28 reviews
Carlisle re-thinks his teaching job when a new student walks into his class. Carlisle/Bella. Continued from the originally written one-shot entry to Kittenmischief's H.B contest. CONTAINS LEMONS! AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,603 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
The Masque of the Red Death by delusionalimperialist reviews
Her blood would be mine. As would she. Once she begged, pleaded, demanded, and wept for my bite. And she would. The only question was how many would die first." Vampire AU. Mature audiences only. NO sexual abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,151 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4345 - Favs: 4,966 - Follows: 3,105 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dangerous Affections by wishimight reviews
Edward was taken against his will by the Volturi and forced into the life of an assassin. Bella was orphaned 5 years ago. Their paths cross & sparks fly, but when she becomes his latest target, he must risk it at all to keep everyone alive. ALL HUMAN ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3967 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 2,175 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 3,189 - Follows: 628 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,166 - Reviews: 3074 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19326 - Favs: 11,937 - Follows: 5,469 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Slow Day in the Library by XxJessicaxX reviews
I realized the stranger did not come to the library for a book... but for my panties. E/B of course. From Bella's POV **LEMONS** First fanfic, be honest :D UPDATED 4/29/09
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,405 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Surprise in the Principal's Office by XxJessicaxX reviews
God, even his hands were perfect. They were beautiful and I ached for them to touch me. Those eyes of his smoldered at me. "Do you know why I called you into my office?" he asked in a low tone. I was too nervous to respond. *LEMON* R/R please : All HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 128 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 3,126 - Follows: 538 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7609 - Favs: 8,673 - Follows: 2,446 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Games We Play by Isabel0329 reviews
When Bella plays games with Edward, he takes action to punish her. Rated M for domination, sex and language! AH, All-Human. Extremely OOC. Example for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 188 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Persuasion by pexylexy reviews
edward/jasper - Edward's been avoiding him and Jasper wants to find out why.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Vicissitudes by Twilightzoner reviews
What would happen if the circumstances surrounding Bella's change were so traumatic, her human memories were erased? Could Edward make her fall in love with him a second time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,120 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
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Rufalin reviews
Sexy Smut. Bella lets her lover live out his longtime fantasy. All human, OOC. One-shot. SERIOUS MATURE CONTENT. Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dinner's Ready reviews
Just a sexy one-shot. A/H.OOC. WARNING: Spanking.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Taken Like This reviews
One-Shot. Bella remembers her time with her Dom, Edward. All human, OOC. WARNING: Spanking. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete