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Joined 07-18-09, id: 2013349, Profile Updated: 07-25-09
Author has written 5 stories for Bleach, Super Smash Brothers, Metroid, and Welcome to the NHK/NHKにようこそ!.

Hello, My name is -CLASSIFIED INFORMATION- and I live in -CLASSIFIED INFORMATION-. First of all, I am not a nerd, I am a geek. Nerds have many different degrees and fields of education. I do not. I have many hobbies that gain negative criticism, but I still enjoy them nonetheless. I enjoy Comics(Both U.S. comics and manga), videogames, novels, and most of all, anime. I don't care what genre or audience an anime or manga is,(e.g Shonen, shoujo, etc.) as long as its enjoyable, I dont give a darn. EXCEPT YAOI. (Back Feral Beast, Back I say!) I'm currently the leader and founder of a weekly anime club that I hold in the public library. We watch many different things, and the people that attend are truly one of a kind.(I don't know whether that's good or bad) As big as an otaku I am, I still have not attended one single anime convention yet, but mark my words, I will soon.(As long as it's not in L.A.) Here's some more crap about me in the list below!_

Favorite video games:

Street fighter

Soul Calibur


Any game from capcom or SNK(I LOVE fighting games)

Smash bros.

Half life

Favorite Anime/manga:



Samurai 7

Haruhi Suzumiya

Death note

Welcome to the N.H.K

Chrono Crusade

Cowboy Bebop


Soul Eater

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

Sayanora Zetsubo Sensei


WAY TOO MANY to list.

Favorite Movies:

Forrest Gump

Dumb and dumber

Star Wars



Lord of the rings

The 3 stooges

Missing in Action

Any anime movie from Ghibli or Miyazaki

Sword of the stranger


The Matrix Trilogy

Favortie music:


Black Sabbath


Led Zeppelin



Pearl Jam

Metallica(Before they wussed out and become Alternative rock)

Any movie music composed by Harry-Gregson Williams or John Williams

Most 70's or 80's rock, Also some j-pop or j-rock music including:

School food Punishment


Jam Project

T.M. Revolution

Maya Sakomoto

Aya Hirano

Any anime music composed by Yoko Kanno(The John Williams of anime)

Favorite Pairings:

Batman and Robin

The lone Ranger and Tonto

Starsky and Hutch

Jim Carrey and Jeff daniels

Bush and Cheney

Favorite ANIME pairings:


SatouxMisaki(Welcome to the N.H.K.)

RosettexChrono(Chrono Crusade)

KenshinxKarou(Rurouni Kenshin)

RevyxRock(Black Lagoon)



My anime club

anime in general

Fighting games

people who aren't afraid to express themselves

Chinese food


First Person Shooters in general (Especially Halo)

Overhyped games that aren't even that good

Music on the radio (Play something else Damitt!!)

Reality T.V Shows

T.V in general (It's just not good anymore)

Politics and debate(They endanger people's friendship and trust)

The news

People that try to act like everyone else to make friends(They are lifeless clones)

Idiots in general

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Bleach: The Final Chapter
It's Ichigo's final epic battle against Aizen. Can he win and take home all the marbles? The ending to Bleach you thought tou'd never see! (WARNING: Intentionally bad fanfiction, you have been warned.)
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2014
Welcome to The Sequel! reviews
Tatsuhiro Satou is no longer a hikikomori. But that doesn't mean his troubles are over, for his life has now truly begun. Can he and Misaki make it together to college? Can they ever have a normal life together?
Welcome to the NHK/NHKにようこそ! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,461 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011
Super Mafia Brothers: Melee reviews
This is the tale of two brothers that try to make a name for themselves in Mushroom-Kingdom city. Also,Your favorite smash-brothers and nintendo characters like you've never seen them before!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Mario, Luigi
Metroid: The adventures of Samus reviews
The misadventures of everyone's favorite armored Female bounty hunter! Includes many new original crazy characters, and new crazy adventures for Samus!
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010
Bleach New Souls reviews
10 years after Aizen's defeat, Ichigo tries to raise a family with his wife Rukia, and tries to live a normal life, or what counts as normal.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.