Cooper Sterling
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Joined 07-18-09, id: 2013413, Profile Updated: 07-29-10
Author has written 10 stories for Skulduggery Pleasant series, Transformers, Zombieland, Magic Thief, Left 4 Dead, Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010, and Mass Effect.

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Sometimes it may seem like I start a story and put out chapters left and right...And then stop...This is because my muses for each story take random vacations, and I have to journey into deep jungles to track them down...

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2 Unpredictable by maroongrad reviews
When you have brought a vampire into your home, it's probably easier just to forget everything you "know" about how it "should" behave. Abraham and Alucard have a lot to learn about each other. Strong language, some violence, not a yaoi story sorry! .
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 156 - Words: 143,085 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Alucard - Complete
New Recruit by xRae Asakurax reviews
G1 AU, Slash. The last thing Adam "Prowl" McCallen wanted was a new partner, but he very quickly found there was far more to the Detroit police recruit Jasper Miles than at first was apparent.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,418 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Where You Belong by WastedHeart reviews
After the events of the Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC, Garrus travels to Palaven with Shepard to visit his family. Together, they must face the reaction of his family and the rest of the galactic community to their relationship. Sequel to Home. Post-ME3 epilogue now added! Complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 93,933 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
The World's Cutest Closer by TheMastress reviews
AU. Five year old Mike has never been trick-or-treating. kid!Mike, daddy!Harvey
Suits - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Harvey S., Mike R. - Complete
My Soul to Keep by shadowblade-tara reviews
AU DOTM. "I'm praying for souls to whatever god looks after stubborn Autobot warriors."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Captain Lennox, Ironhide - Complete
This Moment by Clumsy Peg reviews
Jazz moved like a well oiled machine. A deadly, pissed off machine.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Jazz - Complete
Playing Doctor by LaylaBinx reviews
Just a bunch of hurt/comfort drabbles I felt like playing around with :D Mostly Columbus/Tallahassee becuase they're just too cute together. Rated for Tallahassee's mouth :P
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,227 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Columbus, Tallahassee
I Love It When A Corpse Comes Apart by Invisible Ranger reviews
Oneshot. The worst thing that can happen in Zombieland is getting stranded. What happens to our fearless crew when they're in the middle of nowhere and Tallahassee is fresh out of Twinkies? Impromptu '80s pop culture education, that's what!
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Complete
Demon Trucks by C-Wolfeh reviews
Tallahassee, Columbus, and the girls had absolutely no luck when it came to the vehicles they tried to use. Crack warning! Enjoy!
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Zombieland - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Ironhide - Complete
To You by sbyamibakura reviews
post-Turn Coat. Harry/Thomas. Those things the Skinwalker had done to him...it had damaged something in him and Harry didn't know how it could be fixed.
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Complete
35 Sentences by Shadow Silver Fang reviews
35 Sentences, using the Rules as prompts. Warning: Contains some SLASH. M/M. Do not read if you do not like. Columbus/Tallahassee, Wichita, Little Rock.
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Columbus, Tallahassee - Complete
Unicron Under Your Bed by Synchronize reviews
ZE FLUFF! LET IT STEAL YOU AWAY! Oh and enjoy some cute, non-yaoi, Jazz/Prowl sparkling-ness
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Jazz, Prowl
Teal'c the Jaffa Warrior by Gwil reviews
Stargate lyrics to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Teal'c - Complete
Pack by Purple Aussie reviews
G1. Just a shortie. The savagery of the pack...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
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Sleep Well, Love reviews
..Rated T because the game is M.. In between missions, when Garrus and Shepard have time to themselves, they make the most of it. Garrus isn't sure what's what in this messed up universe anymore, but he knows one thing for sure. He loves Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Phobia reviews
So...We all know Columbus mentioned he had a number of phobias....Perhaps its time the rest of them were brought to light. Featuring snakes, spiders, storms, and more! Fluffy Talumbus goodness!
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,101 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Columbus, Tallahassee
Frogs and Snails and Puppy Dog Tails reviews
Took some songs.. Wrote some short little snippets. Featuring Dave, Balthazar, and Horvath. Anger, regret, love, magic, and everything in between. From one boy's musing on his destiny, to one man confronting his coldest fear. May do more by request.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Balthazar B., Dave S.
Raising Hell reviews
"Almost as soon as he said that, voices, real human voices became distinguishable to their ears. Real human voices.. That didn't shriek or scream, that weren't punctuated by coughs, that didn't groan, that didn't cry, or growl.. real Survivors' voices."
Crossover - Left 4 Dead & Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Francis, Tallahassee
A Deer in the Headlights reviews
A certain phrase makes Ironhide think... The results of which are as interesting as any, especially when discussed with the Major. T because there is action, and death of recruits.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Ironhide, W. Lennox - Complete
Right and Wrong reviews
I had made the wrong choice. I was the one to interfere. And now Conn would pay for it as I died. Why... Why didn't I think? K plus For Death
Magic Thief - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Black Maggie, Underlord Crowe - Complete
The Simplest of Things reviews
It was meant to be a simple Mission. Find the 'Con outpost, and relay the location back... Ironhide never saw it coming, but Prowl did. Just not in time. Rated T because Prowl didn't have such a good time.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,128 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Ironhide, Jazz
Sticks and Stones reviews
Just some random drabbles and stories with our favorite Skeleton Detective and his partner. Rated T for mild violence in coming drabbles and arrests.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009
Swimming Lessons reviews
Of course, it came as no surprise that Columbus couldn't swim... Someone was there to give him a push in the right direction. While the zombies tried to get them, of course.
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Tallahassee, Columbus - Complete
A Costly Illusion reviews
.." Maybe someday he’d run into someone else, and he’d tell this new person that he lost his puppy Buck to the zombies, and their two cats, Little Rock and Wichita."...Rated for safety. Pre-Slash for Columbahassee... SALF HARM AND CHAR DEATH
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Columbus, Tallahassee - Complete