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I don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

This has got to be one of the most clever
brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

These are HALARIOUS! I used some of these before.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Her name was Dailey
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep, not a sound

Until her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Repost this on your profile, if you don't, then you really don't have a heart.

SARAH'S STORY

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

and you can help

sickens me top soul

and if you don't read this

and don't pass it on,

i pray for your fogiveness

beacuse you would have to be

one haeartless person not to be effected

by this poem

and because you are effected

do something about it!

so all i ask you

is to pass it on!

IF YOU ARE AGAISNT CHILD ABUSE REPOST THIS!!

Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care

You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor

You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can

Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help

Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.

These are only 3 out of the MILLIONS of kids being abused. MAKE IT STOP!

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Try Not To Cry:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

I went to a party, Mom,
I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
So I drank soda instead.
I really felt proud inside, Mom,
The way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
Even though the others said I should.
I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
As everyone is driving out of sight.
As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me,
So responsible and sweet.
I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load.
As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
"The other guy is drunk," Mom,
And now I'm the one who will pay.
I'm lying here dying, Mom...
I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon.
There is blood all around me, Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I'll die in a short time.
I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn't think.
He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank
And I will die.
Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.
The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
And I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying
And all he can do is stare.
Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have told him, Mom,
Not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom.
When I needed you,
you were always there.
I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?

There was a man who was rich, staying at a really nice hotel. One day when he was walking home from work, there were three girls from seven to fifteen telling people that they would do anything for them to get paid. They were clearly poor and had no where to stay. The man asked them if they would do anything for him if he paid them twenty dollars each and the girls agreed. He gave his hotel card to the three girls and told them to go to his room and he would be there soon. While the girls went, he went out to buy buckets of ice cream and candy and movies for them to watch. He went back and the whole night he treated the girls to room service and sweets, playing games and watching movies. If you believe the man did the right thing and that there is good in everyone, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe in
God..

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAI'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm AUSTRIAN, so I must be exactly like HITLER and think like a NAZI
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

AIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVEI'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my goverI am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfic

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his brake wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

35 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works best if you love Twilight, and don't try with Maximum Ride)

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid

What a boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stares at your mouth, kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don’t let go

When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, she's thinking of how to say I love you.

When she ignores you, give her your attention

When she pulls away, pull her back

When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word

When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up

When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

When she re-post this bulletin, she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything

When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's okay, don’t believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her, call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world, let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking babe?"

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when you're in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

who thinks you're beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!

FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high-school /college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me.

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Are probably the reason they’re after me in the first place.

FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life.
BEST FRINDS: Could blackmail you with it

FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days...”

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Tells you she knows how you feel.
BEST FRIENDS: Just sits down and cries.

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.

(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.

(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.

(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.

(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.

(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.

(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.

(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.

(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.

(like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.

(just leave'm in the middle)

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

So effin funny!!:

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that god damned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.

79 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
38. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
39. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
40. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
41.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
42. Shave.
43. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
44. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
45. One word: Flatulence!
46. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
47. Do Tai Chi exercises.
48. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, darn motion sickness!"
49. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
50. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
51. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
52. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
53. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
54. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
55. Leave a box between the doors.
56. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
57. Start a sing-along.
58. Play the harmonica.
59. Lean against the button panel.
60. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
61. Bring a chair along.
62. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
63. Blow spit bubbles.
64. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
65. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
66. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
67. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
68. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
69. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
70. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
71. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
72. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
73. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. 74. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
75. Make chalk drawings on the walls.
76. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, darn it!"
77. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
78. Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
79. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said,"I'll love you until the last one dies."

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

I'm a BRUNETTE and I'm a cutie,

Mess with me and I'll kick your booty,

Redheads are smart,

Blondes think they're cool,

Well think again,

'Cause BRUNETTES rule!

Losers stare make a fuss.

Just one question-

jealous much?

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,

So why bother?

Beware! For my place of employment has given me a NEW weapon...THE BUBBLE WRAP!

'I wished upon a falling star to make me stronger. It came true because the next day I was able to stand while watching you walk away.'

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils"

Two wrongs may not make a right, but three rights make a left.

I am a fruit-loop in a world full of Cheerios.

P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

You call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.

We're not sarcastic, we're hilarious. We're not annoying, we're just cooler than you. We're not bitches, we just don't like you. We're not obsessed, we're just best friends.

I'm not afriad of Death. What's he going to do, kill me?

It doesn't matter whether the glass if half-full or half-empty. Just drink the damn thing and get it over with.

Remember, it takes forty-two muscles to frown, twenty-eight to smile, but hey, it only takes four to reach out and to punch someone.

Advice is what we ask for when we already have the answer but wish we didn't.

Don'y play games with a girl who can play better.

Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.

Pain is inevitable, but suffering is not.

The past. It's done. It's unchangeable. Move on.

Anyone can give up. It's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it all together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that is true strength.

We're all a little weird. And life's a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up in mutual weirdness and call it love.

No one was perfect...well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

The best things in life are unseen. That's why we colse our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream.

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who never will. So don't worry about the people in your past. There is a reason they didn't make it to your future.

Judge me and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do, and I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it and watch where I end up. Call me a bitch and I'll show you one. Screw me over and I'll do it to you twice as hard. Call me crazy, but you really have no idea.

If it wasn't for physics and the law, hell, I'd be unstoppable.

Fear nothing. Risk everything.

Growing old is mandatory...but growing up my friends, well that is optional.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Want to know who your real friends are? Mess up and see who is still standing beside you.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

With everything that you can do, the real question is what will you do?

Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good...

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Forever isn't as long as it use to be.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

FINE= the real definition:

F.reaked Out

I.nsecure

N.uerotic

E.motional

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back
of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone
we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

This is a list of all the stupid warnings on the products most of us use daily.

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. Korean Kitchen Knife: Warning: Not to be used in Children
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

16. On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

17. On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

18. On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

19. On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

20. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

21. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

22. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

23. On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

24. On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

25. On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

26. On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

27. On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

28. On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

29. On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

30. On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you
(Great go ahead and ruin a childs hopes and dreams)

Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

If you have every wanted to just SLAP someone for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's no "I" in "TEAM" but there's an "I" in "PIE" and there's an "I" in "MEATPIE" and "MEAT" is just "TEAM" backwards.

List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. SETH

2. Edward

3. Kim

4. Esme

5. Emmett

6. Bella

7. Carlisle

8. Mike

9. Eric

10. Renesmee

11. Jasper

12. Alice

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Bella and Jasper? Ya. And they are very interesting

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Esme? Uh? Let me think! KNOW! TOTALLY LESBO!!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Alice got Mike pregnant? one thing to say to that. EW!! Well, first, Alice is with Jasper, Mike
is too much of a perv to EVER get laid, and ALICE IS A GIRL AND MIKE IS A BOY!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Eric? Nope. Never

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Edward and Bella? Uh? LIKE ALMOST ALL FANFICTIONS ARE ABOUT THEM. SO DUH!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Emmett/Eric or Emmett/Renesmee. Well, both of them end up with Emmett dying because Rosalie
would murder him, and if the Emmett/Renesmee happened, then he would probably get killed by the
whole family, expecially Edward and Bella. But then again, At least if that happened, Emmett and Eric,
at least no one would be gay.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Carlisle walked in on Edward and Alice having sex? Carlisle would probably kill both of them, along with
Bella and Jasper. Although, I did read a fanfiction about Bella walking in on Edward and Alice having sex.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Kim and Renesmee? The become best friends? IDK!

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Seth and Mike?! WHAT!! NO WAY! SETH IS MINE MIKE!! GO MAKE OUT WITH TANYA OR SOMETHING!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Carlisle and Alice? I guess when Carlisle changes Alice and he comforts her through the transformation?

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Mike? how bout Hot n' Cold by Katy Perry. Sometimes he's a perv, and other times... wait... that song
doesn't work for him. CUZ HE ALWAYS A PERV!

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Seth/Bella/Alice? Extremely girly? Bella and Alice giving Seth a Make-over?

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Emmett? When Emmett and Jasper play 'Truth or Dare' With Bella and almost kill her and Edward comes
home and sees all of her injuries so he get really mad a Jasper and mostly Emmett.

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

Seth and Carlisle are in a happy relation ship until Eric runs off with Esme. Seth is brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Jasper and a brief unhappy affair with Alice then follows the wise advice of Emmett and find true love with Kim.
THERE ARE MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THAT!!

Seth and Carlisle? That's worse than Seth and MIKE!
Eric runs off with Esme? WTF?!
Seth and Jasper? NO WAY! That's a new level of gayness
Seth and Alice? Hey! At least they are in different genders
Now, here is the BIG problem.

SINCE WHEN DOES EMMETT GIVE GOOD ADVICE!!
But, there is one good thing. Seth gets with Kim, and my name is Kim, SO I GET TO BE WITH SETH!!

PERFECT ENDING!

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Truth or Dare? by Edward-dazzles reviews
What happens when geeky Bella is part of a bet that Edward is trying to win? What happens when Edward begins to have feelings for Bella? ALL HUMAN! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 64,009 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3289 - Favs: 2,579 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4464 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Cullen Brothers by acemckean reviews
What happens when Bella, Alice and Rose meet the members of a famous group, after winning a contest to meet them? Will there be love? Will everything work out? Will Bella and Edward get their happy ending? Some OOC!Cannon pairings. AU/AH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 215,333 - Reviews: 2187 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
Only You Can Save Me by DamonsDarkness reviews
Sometimes life can be cruel and take the ones you love away from you. When Edward moves to Forks the last thing he wants is attention, especially from girls. But what happens when 1 girl in particular captures his heart... Can he ignore her? E/B human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,657 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward
Unexpected Love by XxEdwards LullabyXx reviews
Bella Swan moves to Forks Washington and she attends Forks High school where she feels alone and invisible. But, what happens when she starts to fall for one of the most popular guys in Forks High? Will he see Bella as something more? BXE All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 183,013 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Marriage Arrangements by YukiYumena reviews
Bella loses her parents in a tragic way when she is 15. Her Grandmother takes care of her until she decides it's time for Bella to get married. England of the beginning of the 18th century. BxE ALL HUMANS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 137,997 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once Upon A Twilight by ScarlettLovesRhett reviews
Cinderella.Bella's dad has just died and now she has to live with her stepmother Victoria and her daughters Rosalie and Alice.She is abused and is forced to be a slave.Will she get her story book ending? read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 52,319 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Girl of my Dreams by JessElyse reviews
Edward Cullen and Jacob Black team up to help each other conquer their dream girl. Seems perfect,right? But what happens when Edward realizes his dream girl wasn’t out of reach? That she had always been there for him in the form of his best friend?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,584 - Reviews: 2017 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sink or Swim by onesweetbell reviews
Alice and Rosalie bring Bella along on a single's cruise. On her first day, Bella gets seasick and has to pay a visit to Dr. Cullen. From there on, will it be smooth sailing or rough seas? M-rated for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,042 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13049 - Favs: 6,181 - Follows: 2,779 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Continuing On by jrgl2012 reviews
Jasper's friend needs a place to stay, and Bella, an up comming author has an extra room. What happens when the two people meet and recognize each other, while one hates the other, but the other wants to say sorry? EXB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 223,453 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
It All Started by dolphinherovamp5 reviews
Edward is a high-class piano teacher at the age of 16. What happens when a 13 year old girl with brown hair and chocolate brown eyes becomes one of his students? All Human/BxE Complete! Over 200,000 hits!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,827 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
Classmates Bella, Edward, Mike, and Tyler are invited to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks. Bella is sharing a hotel room with the guys. What happens? Truth or dare, streaking, injuries, jealousy, and a growing attraction between Edward and Bella. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,441 - Reviews: 3256 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Next Step by Emmett'sBear reviews
Bella is half human,half vampire.Born in Volterra,Italy in 1987,daughter of Aro,and Renee.She moves to Forks w/ her twin brother Drew.Meets Edward and becomes very good friends with him...but they don't know she's almost the princess of Volterra.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,637 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Oops, he did it again! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 68,268 - Reviews: 3118 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Complete
A Different Kind of Fear by iik8r reviews
What if Bella actually was afraid of Edward, but not for the reason he thought? Bella has just moved to Forks, WA. When Edward realizes that she's scared, he thinks she's afraid of him because he's a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 81,491 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18536 - Favs: 7,747 - Follows: 3,721 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crimson Tide by little-nessieC reviews
Two rival schools, with two rival hunks. Only Bella could get caught in the middle! BXE! Now, Completed! Sequel is up.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,016 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Faces by Lil Vamp Girl reviews
Bella Swan thinks she's just an ordinary girl. However, when the mysterious Edward Cullen enrolls in her school, she finds out that there is more to her that meets the eye.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
What Really Matters by Blueking141 reviews
Edward, 24 year old single father, is struggling to support himself and his daughters after some tramatic events in his life. Bella, 25 year old rich girl, has everything handed to her. What happens when they meet? What will they learn from each other? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 209,140 - Reviews: 2445 - Favs: 2,000 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Beautiful Disaster by xlovestory reviews
Bella's life isn't perfect. She's gone through problems and has dreams. Then she meets Edward, and everything starts to fall into place. But will he be around forever? BxE *Under Grammar Check*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 206,098 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fearless by mygoldeneyedangel reviews
After being adopted by Carlisle, Edward moves to Forks. There, he meets Bella and she is determined to fight his hidden monsters. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,828 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking Dawn: EPOV by Scooterstale reviews
Breaking Dawn from Edward's point of view...all characters and some dialogue and plot are Ms. Meyer's, of course. Sticks to the original text and dialogue, with additional scenes thrown in. Lemons added where appropriate!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 183,087 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Swing Swing by finalfantasygirl16 reviews
Edward Cullen was a rebel, bad boy, skater, excellent student and was cheated on by his girlfriend. When Edward breaks up with her can a shy girl mend his heart back together again? Can they be together or will his Ex try and break them apart? AAR songs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 92,741 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4986 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 2,771 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Looking For Love by safariwriter reviews
Our Bachelor- Edward Cullen... He has the lucky job of meeting and going out with ten women, eliminating one each week, until he finds the love he's been looking for! Join us every week as we watch Edward get to know all of these lovely ladies...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,031 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Take A Little Trip by KristenLynn reviews
3rd place GSC o/s, being continued. NOW COMPLETE. In high school, geeky Edward tutored popular Bella. It ended badly. Four years later, Edward reappears in one of grad student Bella's classes. Both have changed. A lot. Will it be enough? AU/AH,OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,946 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The New Girl by Courtel-Cullen reviews
Edward falls for the new girl at school. Will she fall for him? EPOV, all human. Formerly known as 'Invisible'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Edward, Bella
Just One of The Guys by TeamEdward15 reviews
all Human. Bella is attending a boarding school for the first time and its a long way from home. The good part: making new friends, no parents, and total freedom! The bad part: it’s an all boys school! How'd this happen, you ask? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,028 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2163 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Enchanted Love by Ponypal95 reviews
All-Human.It is 2009 and the United States is in a monachy. Princess Isabella of Arizona is to wed Prince Jacob of Washington after her 18th Birthday . What happens when she starts falling for her new guard, Sir Edward? Rated T for Language. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,415 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Final Taste by Kitty Cullen-03 reviews
Edward can't stop Jasper at Bella's birthday party. He wanted more, and he took it. These are the repercussions of his actions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,154 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Eclipse Chapter 20: Compromise Revisited, EPOV by Scooterstale reviews
A one-shot in honour of katinki's birthday, this is a reimagining and retelling of Chapter 20 of Eclipse, "Compromise" -- the proposal chapter -- from Edward's POV!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,551 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Compromises by BAFan reviews
Ever wonder what might have happened if things had gone a little differently in Edward's bedroom during "Compromise"?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,589 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I tremble for my beloved by cookiewar reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends in an orphanage. One day, Edward gets adopted and moves on with his life. After some years, Bella gets adopted as well. Her family moved to Forks where she meets Edward again. i suck at summaries.better than it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,220 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Changing Prejudices by IHateCleanBreaks reviews
Bella is the night manager at a luxurious, but small hotel. She is not easily impressed by celebrities. Edward is a hotshot movie star who has forgotten that the world does not revolve around him. He books a room in her hotel. AH. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,600 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 1,822 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daughter of Aro by Mrs Cullen for Life reviews
Bella is the daughter of Aro. she lives in Volterra with her Dad and uncles, Caius and Marcus. Then at a gathering she meets the Cullen's but one in particular, Edward. Will love blossom for Edward and Bella under the watchful eye of Aro? R & R Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 86,377 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love, or Lust? by once.bitten.and.twice.shy.14 reviews
What would happen if Bella went home to Forks to live with her Dad, Charlie, and older brother, Jasper? All noraml pairings. Full sum inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 56,266 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Happily Ever After by JK5959 reviews
Bella's already fragile marriage completely shattered the day Jasper left her for another woman. Putting it behind her, she finally finds true love, falling hard and fast for Edward. Will their love survive once things take a turn no one expected? B/E AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,180 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
White Lilies by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
EXB. Dr. Carlisle Cullen and his family decided to spend their summer at the rainiest place they could find – Forks. Then one day Dr. Cullen got introduced to the new nurse. Much to his surprise they met before. “Hello Dr. Cullen. I’m Isabella Swan.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,293 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silence, the Loudest Sound by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
Edward met Bella in Central Park during fall. Intrigued, he kept striking a conversation with Bella but Bella remained silent. It didn’t mean though that she wasn’t able to answer all of his questions. What Edward didn’t know is that Bella can’t speak.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,060 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Because of A Reese's by Shai Butter reviews
“I will love you forever if you let me have that,” I said suddenly, surprising myself. Edward chuckled. “Is that a promise?” he teased...Forget about Alice, Edward is Bella's new college roommate. What will happen? Is love in the air? Full summary inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 56,131 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life ain't been no Crystal Stair by XDCaramel reviews
Having been raised in poverty and through hard times, Bella Swan resents the wealthy who "have it easy". Edward Cullen is a rich arrogant man who thinks the world revolves around him. Can they convince each other otherwise? ExB All human. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,462 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Home of the Spartans by twilight-saga-lover95 reviews
Bella is going to a new boarding school in LA where she meets great friends and the school player EDWARD CULLEN. When Edward falls for her will she over look his history with girls and fall in love or block him out of her life? BxE AxJ RxEM ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,943 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Friends Maybe by RosaliceLCullen reviews
Edward and Bella are best friends but Bella feels something more than friend love. The one problem is: He loves someone else. What will happen to these 2 friends.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,667 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To My Immortal by Bookworm426 reviews
It’s been six months since Edward left,and neither of them can take the pain anymore.He comes back to beg for forgiveness,but Bella has plans of her own.Will he get back in time?Will she take him back?What does Charlie have up his sleeve?Full sum. inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,478 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Not Always as They Appear by Loves.Jasper reviews
All Human: Bella hates Edward, causing Edward to hate Bella. what if a not so accident causes them to be locked in the Biology closet together? Will they hate eachother for ever or will they find somthing new?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,233 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Heart still Beats by Ms. Amanda Rose reviews
Bella and Edward knew each other in 1918. Friends but when they finally admitted they loved each other the influence hit.Carlisle changed Edward and Bella was changed to just by someone else. VAMPS Full Summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,542 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
All That Remains by Emisha reviews
Alice has a vision of Bella being tortured by Victoria. Edward and his family race to Bella’s side in Forks not knowing if they will make it in time. Warning:Story has many lemony scenes and some violence. E&B. Chapters are from different character POV's
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 170,299 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Thousand Miles by alwaysandforever.x reviews
Bella has always been in love with her best friend Edward but there's one problem- he's engaged. Somehow, they end up 1000 miles apart and with Alice's guidance, Bella plans to move on. But what happens when Edward realises he's loved Bella all along? AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,860 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Face Down by SimplyDazzling reviews
Bella has a dark past and present; Charlie's an alcoholic who absuses her daily. The Cullen's are new in town, and it turns out that Edward has a story too. They find themselves in each other, but will their dark pasts come back to haunt them? OOC, BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 228,565 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Family's Love by The Novelist in Training reviews
AU: Bella is a vegitarian vampire when she moves to Forks and meets the Cullens, She soon moves in and becomes part of the family, and falls hard for Edward. Edward and Bella it's my first story give it a try! read and review, please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,501 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleeping with a Monster by SavageWoman reviews
Marie Swan Cook lived in fear of her husband James. After escaping and assuming a new identity as Bella, will she be able to start over again and learn to trust and love another man with the help of her neighbor Edward Masen? AH, OOC, BxE, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,846 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Another Life by the-glory-days reviews
When Edward Cullen is killed in a car accident, it’s Bella Swan who finds herself helping his ghost find out why he died. All-Human, AU, A Twilight Retelling.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,222 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New Life by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella's family die in a car accident causing her to move to Scotland to live with her dad's brother's family, where she meets the Cullens. But what happens when she ends up having two boys compete for her attention? Will it be Edward or Andrew? not AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 84,686 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Technically in Love by AlyssaLutz reviews
Edward Masen and Bella Swan. Two people known at Grand Forks High for being mortal enemies. When they unknowingly meet on an online chat site is it the beginning of love? or a disaster in the making? Cannon Pairings. Co-written with aminea88.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,693 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Mamma Mia!: Twilight does ABBA! by lady arcadia reviews
This is a story about a slightly nerdy Bella and the popular player Edward who places a bet on the new girl and falls in love with her. Typical high school cliche' but set to ABBA songs from the musical movie Mamma Mia!all human!R&R plzz!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,611 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Branded by Leelan Oleander reviews
Bella Swan is living in a nightmare. Her parents are dead and she is hiding something too horrific to tell her older brother Emmett. When the secret comes out, they are shipped off to live with their godparents Carlisle & Esme Cullen. AU-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,258 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Song Oh My My My by niki94 reviews
fic based on song by taylor swift. Bella and Edward are best friends who grow up together. please give it a try Better than it sounds. First fic. all human, BxE. Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,652 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009
Protecting Him by twiXlite reviews
Edward is the only son of billionaire Carlisle Cullen. When his life is threatened Edward is sent to live in Forks where he meets some new friends that change his life in ways he never thought possible. But is he safely out of harms way? BxE Canon pairs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 159,290 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dreams Do Come True by JacobBlackLoverForever reviews
Bella goes to a new school only to meet the man of her dreams. But when another man crosses Bella's path, She has second thoughts on who to choose. Please Review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Prep by casabellax reviews
Bella Swan. Generic small town girl with her own way of going about things. Riverside Prepatory School. Snarky girls and drama are just the tip of the iceberg. Edward Cullen... enough said. OOC/AU/AH RATED FOR SMALL LEMON S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,806 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Blame Me by sisterhoodfan reviews
AU/AH: "It was just one night of laughter and drinking. It changed both of our lives..." Edward was driving home from a party, drunk, he happens to hit Bella Swan along the way. OOC, BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,225 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sk8ter Boi by vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Sun Continuation by lolafalana reviews
Twilight- EPOV. She was lying on the ground, crumpled, broken, while the pool of blood continued to grow wider underneath her. I took a deep breath and ignored my longing, my lust, my ravenous desire - I focused on the angel.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,671 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Godsisters Cousin by Ms. Amanda Rose reviews
Bella Swans parents die in a car accident and she has to leave with her godparents and her godsister Alice. Bella hates players for 2 reasons 1 is she had her heart broken to one.2 that same player killed her parents.Edward Player.Not good.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,553 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Whole New World by sarahandkate reviews
They let me in when no one else wanted me. I was scared of trusting before&after I met anyone. I didn't have anything to hold onto anymore. But the very first day I met the Cullens, that changed." Excerpt from Ch.25. FullSummaryInside. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 144,959 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Gravity by ivegotonegoodreason reviews
A/U. A/H. Set in Phoenix High School, Bella is the new girl. She meets Edward, and their relationship progresses. However, can a male best friend, jealous girls and teenaged boys, and other problems get in the way of B/E's potential romance? E/B R/Em A/J
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,740 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tortured by crazylove95 reviews
Her whole life Bella has been put through torment. What happens to Bella to make her live with the Cullens. With haunting memories, and bratty girls how can Bella survive? How can bella and Edward be together when everything goes wrong? EXB eventually.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,560 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heartbreak and Harvard by vampiregirl143 reviews
AH Edward and Bella have been best friends since birth, but Edward broke her heart on her 13th birthday. 5 years later with both of them attending Harvard in the fall will Bella find it in her heart to forgive him, or will it be heartbreak all over again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 122,032 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by jldarling83 reviews
Truth or Dare Cullen Style
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,867 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Notebook Will Explain by notnowgarrison reviews
The juniors are given a pen pal project for the summer. Who is this mysterious "Insane of Mind" Bella keeps writing to? Who is "Quite Clumsy" Edward is falling in love with? What happens when they start pouring their souls out to each other? AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,777 - Reviews: 1220 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Julliard School of the Arts by twilightluver11 reviews
Bella gets accepted to Julliard and meets some great friends and some not so great ones. She meets Edward who is a big player and the schools 'king'. But what if Bella steals his crown? Whether she wants to or not. OOC,AH Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,730 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Complete
One More Taste by Kitty Cullen-03 reviews
Edward isn't able to stop Jasper at Bella's birthday party-but he doesn't get enough. He wants more, and he'll do anything to get it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,298 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Dark and twisty by Amber 90210 reviews
Bella lived in Forks her whole life. Then Edward moved to Forks and he has a horrific past. Can Bella help him through his tragedies and can they find love on the way. All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 101,880 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sparks by AlexCullen54321 reviews
Bella move’s in with Alice and her parents after both of her parents die in a terrible accident, what will happen when Bella meets Alice’s cousin Edward? Edward is a jerk and they hate each other at first, but will sparks eventually fly? All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 110,862 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bet by Pixie.girl.cullen reviews
Edward Cullen, most popular guy in the school and can charm any girl into his bed. But what happens when he is bet that he can't bed unpopular Bella Swan? better then it sounds. B/E, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,969 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Adventures of Bella and Human Boy by M-Doggy reviews
How will both Bella and Edward being human affect their relationship? What happens when a disaster is thrown their way?will they still love each other? please review.1st long story i wrote please be nice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,178 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Gonna Bite You! by ahemyywe150 reviews
Edward and Bella have known each other since they were little. Before freshman year of higschool, Edward moves away. Two years later, Bella moves too, and finds Edward at the same school she is going to. Can you say clashing? I can.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,547 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Little Mysteries by OmgezerzItsCassie reviews
Bella Swan has just graduated from high school and is going to college she decides to go to to Jacksonville to stay with her mom before she goes to college.When she sees an amazingly gorgeous but mysterious guy things change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,802 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love on Ice by twilighty reviews
Bella is a figure skater. Edward is a hockey player. They meet when Bella's training spot becomes Edward's one also. Will their love work or will Bella think hes a jerk. Canon pairings, All Human, Rated T just to be safe and possibly because of language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,429 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Project by OliviaJane reviews
Alice has a personal project no one knows about. After finding out her cousins Edward and Emmett are moving to Forks she devises a plan to see to it that her best friends Bella and Rosalie fall for them. Will her project be a success? AH/OOC/Award Nominee
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,385 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Moving to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue by FirstWarmSummerBreeze reviews
A.H. Bella is German and lives in the most famous house in the world for six months. Suddenly she belongs to the rich and famous and hates her popular/player host brother Edward with a passion.What's the dark secret he is hiding? Caution Addictive! B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 152,988 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Hurts by Moonlight.Asphyxia reviews
Bella leaves Edward, after seeing him kiss a vampire girl named Sheila. She goes to Volterra to keep the promise Edward made. What will happen when she is not killed and changed instead. ExB. R&R please! Finally finished! Thank you all for reading!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,994 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Summer To Remember by LiveAndDontRegretIt reviews
Bella goes to the middle of nowhere when Renee and Phil die suddenly. Bella thinks it's going to be just another summer alone reading, but after she sees a person from her past, she knows the summer can never be normal. T for maybe something later on...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 83,229 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever Bound by SilentTearsGentleTouches reviews
Esme is Bella's mother. Carlisle and Edward are father and son and vampires. Esme falls for Carlisle and Edward and Bella are bound to be brother and sister,but can they keep that kind of relation towards one another. WHOO 400 reviews! thanx everyone!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 129,928 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Getting Old by babysis reviews
Bella's been moved from foster home to foster home for seven years. She's counting the days until she turns 18 and can live on her own. But when a new "parent", Edward Cullen, takes her in, will she actually want to leave?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,351 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nearly by nickygillian reviews
Bella moves to Forks. The Cullen and Swan families don't get along. Star crossed love. AU all human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 112,478 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5601 - Favs: 8,153 - Follows: 2,953 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight? No, LIElight! by TRDancer reviews
Bella's life is extremely boring. When she moves to Forks, she takes matters into her own hands and invents a whole new Bella. But what happens when Edward breaks through the shell new Bella has built? Will Bella be able to hide her secret? AU w/ Vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,420 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Locked in! by Mega-Twilight-fan1991 reviews
Edward and Bella get locked in a mall together. What will happen? My first fan fiction, is better than summary! All Human! Normal Pairings! Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,389 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cinderbella by GoldeneyedBella reviews
Bella is the orphan step-daughter of Victoria. Her two evil step-sisters, Jessica and Lauren, are hellbent on ruining her life. Who could possible saver her from this life except the one and only Edward Cullen? *Cullens are still Vampires!*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,088 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What I hate about you by yune19 reviews
What will happen when Bella Swan is forced to do a Literature project with proud and obstinate Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,832 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Pieces of My Life by chocolate coffee reviews
ExB Princess Isabella was returning home on a ship after visting relatives across the sea when the ship she is on is attacked by pirates. After losing everything, she is taken aboard the pirate ship, where she befriends the Captain, or more..cont. in stor
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,156 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It's Just A Game by DorothyInDisguise reviews
Bella and Edward were best friends... that's until he moved. Now 6 years later he is back and they HATE each other. Edward is a jock and Bella HATES jocks. Will Alice and Rosalie be able to save the day? Will their plan work? All Human. ExB; JxA; EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 93,527 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One of the Guys by twilightluver001 reviews
Bella Swan had always been secretly in love with her best friend, Edward Masen. Will he ever stop seeing her as "one of the guys" from the gang? Won first place in the Epic T-Rated Contest. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love's Sunrise by Happy Bells reviews
Sparks fly when Bella meets a handsome stranger at her birthday party. What happens when she finds out he's her best friend's brother and they're now living in the same house? Is love in the air for a devestated Bella? All Human. Feel good romance. BxEd
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 63,079 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Another Love Story by liveurlifecrazy reviews
On her first day at Forks High School, Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen. Eventually she realizes she loves him but will her past get in the way of her happiness? sucky summary but give it a chance! title subject to change All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,199 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Geek Love by Forestrosesprite reviews
Bella meets Edward in college. Edward isn't the easiest person to get to know. EXB. Bella POV. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,899 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Books and Soccer balls at Yale by nicky40 reviews
What happens when celebrity playboy Edward Cullen, decides to leave all his celebrity life behind to attend Yale university, and meets Isabella Swan a just graduated girl from highschool,who apparently loathes Edward, will she give in too his charm?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,477 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sacred by DieInSilenceX reviews
Bella and Edward get into a terrible fight days before the wedding. Bella gets badly injured and runs away. On the run, she meets Alyssa, a vampire with an extraordinary power. Bella's future changes... for better? or for worse?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 53,707 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Before I Die by sisterhoodfan reviews
Edward has cancer. He knows that he'll die soon, and before that happens, he wants to have fun with his life. He doesn't want to find love, but as he has 'fun', he meets a girl, named Bella. AH AU BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,966 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Will you be my Queen? by VeggieGirl15 reviews
Edward is a prince living in a castle. Bella is basically a slave to her step-family. Can Edward save her, when she tells him her story? Or will both their worlds come crumbling down when another prince by the name of James comes into the picture? ExB T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,146 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Not All Bats Have Fangs by Kuroko Meme reviews
What if Bella hadn't been so sweet and normal when she'd moved to Forks? What if she'd been a darker, more lugubrious Bella? A tale of two dark souls that find love in one another. AU. Emo/Gothy ExB. R&R. VampireKissesxTwilight crossover.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,970 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Asked Me to Love You by Secret Hate of Indecision reviews
AH/AU. Rosalie and Bella Swan are new at Central Parkway Boarding School. While Rosalie gains instant attention, Bella struggles to fit in. She later meets Edward and Alice, siblings who have a precarious past. Can she find love through all the drama? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,524 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Invisible Then, Invisible now? by illislune reviews
Edward never really saw Bella during the years in highschool. Now from a chance encounter they are reunited after college. Will he notice her now, or will she remain invisible to him? What happens when others come in their way? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
A second life, a second chance by Mk Marie reviews
AU-Human. When Bella's twin brother dies in a horrible accident Renee sends her to live with Charlie in Forks. Ofcourse she meets the gang there and they try to help her get setteled in her new life. ExB, All human. Sucky summary... give it a chance? Thnx
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 79,799 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Used and Abused by chocolatexsmores reviews
Bella was once in love with a vampire named Christian, that is until he turned her against her will at age 17 and started abusing her. She meets the Cullen's and a romance sparks. Will they find out her secret, or can she keep it hidden? FINISHED FINALLY!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,318 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Realizations by Cullenist reviews
Bella is a vampire. She decides to start a new life in forks instead of secluding herself from humans.Through out the book she discovers her power and what true love and friendship is. I suck a summaries but it will be a good book! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,123 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
It's Just Him by Babybee61 reviews
Bella Cullen Lives in California and nothing really happens to her. Until He moves down the street... First of 2 stories displaying her time at high school with the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,431 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I had killed her by VeggieGirl15 reviews
As I walked down the path of the graveyard her grave stood out to me.... ONE SHOT! Edward remembers the night he lost Bella to a drunk driver. ...Better then it sounds! RxR! Rated: K
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Edward - Complete
Insanity by Hikari102490 reviews
Bella was 14 the night it happened, that terrible event she has forgotten. Now in a Sanitarium she’s faced with Nightmares that haunt her every night. Dr. Carlisle Cullen decides to take her on personally. Edward, his son, in training, meets Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 56,735 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Project Edward by dxdxhx reviews
Edward is phyiscally the definition of geek. Bella is the Queen Bee of Bristol academy. What happens when Edward and Emmett start attending Bristol and Edward is assigned to be Bella's tutor. Is a push in the right direction all he needs to get Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,138 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A wish upon a star by indjee reviews
Edward Cullen is the most popular guy in school. Everyones loves him, except Bella Swan. But when they have to do a project together she finds out there's more to him than just good looks and arrogance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 62,579 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wrapped Around Her Little Finger by Grace Cullen reviews
Edward finds 4 year old Bella lost in the forest, and he becomes her best friend but when she moves and comes back 13 years later she meets Tanya who has set her eye on Edward and will eliminate anyone who ruins her chances with him, which means Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,485 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's All A Mess by OhThatGirl reviews
When Bella's mom commits suicide, she moves back with Charlie. After she discovers Edward's secret, everything seems to be coming together. But now, with a part of her troubled past at the door, she must choose between responsibility and happiness. RxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 153,398 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Relaxing In Forks Or Love In Forks by Book-Luver-00 reviews
Bella moves from Alabama to Forks to live with her dad. She is there to relax and make friends. What will happen when she falls in love with the jock/most popular guy , Edward Cullen? Will he love her? ExB! All Human!R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,794 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Man by Twilightx28 reviews
Bella's Friend Alice is getting married.Edward,Alices brother,is the best man.Edward & Bella have to walk down the aisle together.Bella has heard about Edward but has never met him.She thinks he was made up.He's not.What happens when they meet.BXE/ Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 34,058 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Longer Friends or Enemies Revision by xXx Amy Scott Luvs DA's xXx reviews
Have you heard the latest gossip? Bella Swan, the school brain, is tutoring Edward Cullen, the irresistible, star baseball player... What happens between the smartypants and the sexy jock? What could possibly happen between a jock and a nerd? Read 4 more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,983 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On Opposite Ends by DarkGoldenEyedAngel reviews
E is the heir to the throne who's never loved before.B is a girl in the lower city who doesn't believe in love.When E decides to sneak out of the palace one day, they can't help but notice each other.Will they fall in love? AH. AU. Full summ. inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,282 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Say It Ain't So by perfectshadeofdarkblue reviews
AH; After five years, Edward Cullen has returned to the life he was meant to lead. But will his sudden reappearance be a celebration or will he be on his way again before he can even pack his bags?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,404 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Keep Breathing by twilightsun01 reviews
Bella Swan’s father dies in a car chase, and she is forced to go live with her mother in a small and boring New York town. But when she finds out she lives by a certain bronze haired, green eyed boy, how boring is that town? AH, sorta AU, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,227 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm not okay by Antlers reviews
Bella and Edward grew up in an orphanage together, and when Edward gets adopted by Dr. Cullen and his wife, it tears them up inside. Edward promised her they would see each other again, but Bella is doubtful. After all, it's not such a small world.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,387 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thanks to the Children by keep austin wierd reviews
REVISED! After Jake cheated on Bella, she ran away to Seattle. She tripped on a soccer ball, that led her to meet two twins, who happened to be Edward Cullen's. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,416 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Heartbeats by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella Swan is left in a coma after a fateful plane crash that killed almost every single passenger. Her heartbeats are numbered, and she wonders if she'll ever see her family again. But is there some else who can make her wake up? AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Walk At TWILIGHT to Remember by Musicmochroidhe reviews
A twist on the Nicholas Sparks novel we all know and love... Starring our favorite characters from Twilight! Edward Masen is one of the most popular guys at school, but events throw him together with outcast Bella Swan, and of course they fall in love!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,949 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breathing Life Into Me by SpeakNow1118 reviews
Edward leaves, never comes back, Bella is attacked and changed, and joins a coven. 60-odd years later, this new coven 3 men and Bella meets the Cullens in a new town. Rated T for possibilties... Full summary inside. Please at least read that.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,796 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Beginning by Camimae707 reviews
Bella's life is amazingly flawless when she meets Edward. But what happens after her parent's Christmas party? What happens after Jacob 'helps' Bella? What happens to her and Edward? What happens then? Normal pairing. Please Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,406 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blue Tide by Twilightx28 reviews
Edward & Bella were best friends.Bella goes to NY,To see if her singing can get her somewhere.It does.She lost all contact with him.Now she is famous & is 17 yrs old.She has to play a gig in Malibu when she sees Edward.What happens?BxE Full summary insi
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 59,862 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blind Love on the Dance Floor by Twilightx28 reviews
After Bella's mom gets re-married Bella moves to Forks with her dad.School comes around & her and Alice are friends of the bat.Bella loves dancing.She trys out & is partnered with Edward Cullen.Will sparks fly.What happens when Renee wants her back home?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,877 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Only Time Will Tell by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
Bella goes to the Cullen's and see's Edward and Alice half naked on top of each other. What's going on with Edward and Alice? More importantly what's going on between Jasper and Bella? This is a Jasper/Bella story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,141 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
What Hides Behind This Smile by nolongeractiveaccount reviews
Bella moves to Forks Washington after her dad dies in a car crash. When she comes and finds her mom has a drinking problem what will she do. Will a nice family help her along with her struggles and will Miss Bella find her true love! All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 40,427 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth Or Dare by An Improbable Fiction reviews
After a boring Day shopping with Alice. The Cullens and Bella play truth or Dare. ONE SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Temptation by Emiliana Keladry reviews
Beaten and enslaved in a brothel house... what would draw him to such a broken spirit? Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,148 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare CULLEN STYLE by GeeGeeCullen16 reviews
The Younger Cullens play Truth or Dare while Esme and Carlisle are out : R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Auction A Date by xoxofanpire reviews
Auction a Date Ball!: One of the biggest events in Forks High! What if Edward didnt fall in love with Bella the first time around? What will happen when he is pranked? Or is the prank a blessing in disguise?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,658 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Help Me, Love Me by spicehnoodles reviews
— "I want to hold you in my arms, again, Bella. Let me help you," he pleaded. I looked away from him, tears pouring down my face hard. "I...Edward..." What could I say? "Bella...I love you... I never stopped." B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,370 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dying for Love by alpacacat0401 reviews
Bella has 6 months to live. She decides to break out of her shell and meets Edward, someone who lives for eternity. When he tries to discover her secret, he falls in love during the process. Why won't she become a vampire for him? ExB vampires included!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 109,296 - Reviews: 1856 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Air Dry by psychoticateddrebel reviews
Bella is a famous teen singer who has it all, except she still feels empty, so she goes back home, to Forks, to try and find the missing piece. Only, she finds a little more than she bargained for. OOC AH AU. I suck at summaries, please read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,972 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Continuance where MS stopped by Bronzehyperion reviews
This story starts where Midnight Sun left us after chapter 12 and tries to follow the rest of the book Twilight from Edward's POV as accurate as possible. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 149,231 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Broken Perfection by Nicxxx reviews
“Best friends forever”is what Edward and Bella promised.But can a pact they made when they were seven really last forever?Through the loss of loved ones, separation and a dark secret can they come back together and realise perfection lies in each other
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,783 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Learning To Fall by A Kind Kiss reviews
Leaving her past, Bella moves to Forks one summer and finds that her father has turned the house into a boarding house! There she meets five extraordinary people, including one boy who makes the unexpected happen. AU, All Human. Full Summary Inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,648 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inconvenience by keep austin wierd reviews
Bella moved from the forests of Forks to the cacti of Phoenix. Not only that, but she has an annoying neighbor. Her neighbor happens to be a quiet Edward Cullen. Will she be able to break down this green-eyed teenager's wall? COMPLETE! SEQUEL!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,392 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once upon a time by Isa-BELLA Swan91 reviews
After her father died she had nobody left but her abusive stepmother. She'd given up hope of ever finding someone to love her, until the Cullens moved to town. All human. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,008 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Secret Compartment by bellaklutz2010 reviews
When Bella decides to move to Forks her mother and Phil give her one last gift, a desk from the 1900’s. When Bella finds a secret compartment filled with secret letters she finds herself falling in love with a man who no longer exists, or does he?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,998 - Reviews: 2139 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beaches by edwardbella001 reviews
Edward and Bella met on the beach when they were four. Edward taught her how to ride a bike and Bella taught him how to tie a necktie. But when they get older, how come they have such a difficult time expressing their feelings for one another? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,501 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Repeat by iloveROBWARD reviews
Bella is a 200 year old powerful vampire, princess to the Volturi. When Edward and the Cullens come for her coronation, will she forgive him? will their love conquer all?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,760 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9652 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Playing the Player by Nicxxx reviews
AH,Bella’s been hurt in the past,when she encounters the player Edward Cullen, she is dared to make him fall for her,then dump him.Bella is out for revenge and will do anything to make Edward pay.But is Edward just as broken? and will love get in the way?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,675 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hollywood Here We Are by sarahandkate reviews
Sequel to BC:HELLO&GOODBYE. Bella, Rose, Alice & Serena are now the popular group, "Toxique". Four years later, she and Edward are reunited. Will they pick up from where they left off? Or will more drama ruin their relationship? AH/OOC. Suck@Summaries.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,514 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008
A Love Story by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
AU/All human. Bella and Edward fall in love at first sight, but their love is forbidden. Typical story, original plot. Sort of a modern day Romeo and Juliet, but more based off of a song. Will they live to see the day they can be together? Canon pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,174 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stranded by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Bella gets stranded in a small town during a record storm. She meets Edward whom she is immediately attracted to and befriends, but why is it that everyone in the town seems to treat him like some sort of monster? Can she help him find peace again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 112,808 - Reviews: 1526 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Return to Forks by CharmingAndInsane reviews
Bella moves from Ireland to Forks to live with her brother Emmett and dad Charlie. She meets Edward Cullen and love blossoms. Regular pairings. Disclaimer:I do not own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,054 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding True Love by ChelbellCullen reviews
Bella Swan is a twenty year old college girl. When she goes home for summer break to the Cullens, were she fell in love with Edward Cullen a long time ago. But Edwards back...things can only get better, right? All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 86,378 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shadow of the Day by XDCaramel reviews
Bella told Edward she loved him. He said he didn't feel the same way. What happens when they meet 2 years later after the murder of Bella's mother? Will old wounds reopen? And Renee's killer still on the loose... ExB All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 110,611 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Say It, Please by spicehnoodles reviews
— "Why aren't you saying it back?" I whispered. My heart hurt more and more. He looked away and whispered back, "I...don't...know..." —AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,821 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
TRUTH OR DARE WITH THE CULLEN FAMILY by Annanna20 reviews
Bella and the cullens play truth or dare
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 11/28/2008
Guarded Heart by Must-Have-Books92 reviews
I knew then as his lips met mine in a passion-filled kiss that I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Edward Cullen. And that possibly the worst thing I could ever do.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,041 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward by FameOverDemise reviews
What would happen if Edward loved Bella secretly, but Jacob was dating her? All Human BXE Eventually. Rated T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,268 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Fairytale Ending by Miss Fairytale reviews
Everyone is obsessed with Edward Cullen, everyone except Bella, the girl he's obssesed with. But Jacob's sick of standing in Edward's shadow, and stealing the one thing Edward has ever really wanted seems to be just the thing to stand in the spotlight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,427 - Reviews: 2400 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Desire Box by EdwardCullen4President reviews
Bella Swan is the geek of school and recieves a special box from a gypse that is said to make her deepest desire come true. What happens when a bronze haired, niave boy magically appears in her house? ExB. All human. OOC. Five-shot. Sequel?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,173 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We're Still Family by ShellyHale reviews
When Rosalie was changed, she left behind her sister.What happens when both of them stumble across each other? What will happen when Bella falls for Rosalie's new brother? Problems stir up. What will the Hale sisters do now? Is family really important?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,216 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
Beauty and the Nerd by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
Bella is the funny, chubby girl. Edward is the 'hot nerd' they are best friends until they are seperated at 10. When Bella becomes a new Bella, every guys wants, will her final promise with Edward last, after all it was sealed with one small kiss...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,466 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
My Heart’s Keeper by Nicxxx reviews
AH, AU No one knows the real Edward and the reason why he is the way he is. What is keeping him from revealing his true self? Is Bella the person who will open him up and reveal his dark past and heal his black heart? Can she be his Heart’s Keeper?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,586 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
To Win Is To Lose by verbpreciousgem reviews
What happens when Bella's about to be crushed by Tyler's van and Edward's human? Will he still save her? but of course! But what happens to him? Just a simple story about learning how to deal with the guy you love being paralyzed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,955 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Stop the Music by kim-macafee reviews
Bella is introduced to the single Edward on her birthday. Sparks flew. All human characters. Fluff galore! Characters are a little OOC. Finally complete. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 84,942 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'll BE by lovedforeternity reviews
Edward and Bella reunite after four years apart. They have been childhood friends but has time changed them? Edward and Bella find themselves torn between what they know about each other and what they feel. Will they fall in love or fall apart. Unedited!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,003 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Black Bullet by Aces17 reviews
AU. After the tragic death of her mother, Bella is forced to flee to Forks and relatives she never knew she had. Will Edward be able to tear down her walls? EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,604 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Princess Bella by BellaEdwardlover1991 reviews
Princess Isabella is secretly attending college while she is waiting for her arranged marriage. But what happens when she falls in love with the mysterious Edward Masen? AU/All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,809 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth Or Dare Vampire Style by bella3590 reviews
Emmett wants to play Truth Or Dare. Will they take it to the top? Please review!* Chapter 16 up now!*
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Opposites Attract by AlyssaLutz reviews
One-Shot. I had to do an assignment in Health Care about how in relationships opposites attract. We had to write a story. So of course I did a B&E. Bella is Nerd. Edward is Jock. Lauren is biotch :P. Cannon Pairings. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Transfer by BellazB reviews
Bella is transferred from Australia to America as an exchange student for a few months, but what happens when her father brings her some not so pleasant news? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 59,592 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7659 - Favs: 9,003 - Follows: 2,541 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Great Escape by Brittneys.Perspective reviews
Edward Is Trusted to Complete an Important Job for the Volturi, But It Wasn't Exactly In His Plans To Fall In Love With His Assignment CURRENTLY UNDERGOING EDITS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,130 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella California: Hello & Goodbye by sarahandkate reviews
Bella&Rose go to an academy in BeverlyHills. Bella encounters drama w/the schools witch over Edward Cullen when she wants nothing to do w/them. With all this drama&heartbreaks will she make the right choices? Full summary inside. AH/OOC ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 98,488 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Stopped Heart by london75 reviews
Bella finally gets Edward to agree to turn her into a vampire, but when a sudden dream comes to her, showing her another way doing it, she and Edward have a misunderstanding, leading to something dramatic. Please read and review! my first twilight fanfic
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,019 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Miss Pipedream by laurakinsss reviews
AU. All human? Canon Pairings. ExB. In the beginning, he never thought anything like this would happen. He never knew things could flip completely upside down in those few little seconds. The few seconds it took to say those three magic words.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,642 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Invisibility by Insanity's Partner reviews
It was a very nice power. I don't think I used it all that much, really. But it was then, as I walked into that classroom and laid eyes on him sitting next to that single open seat, that I realized how much I wanted it back. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,332 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1900 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
What you Bring out in Me by azacfan09590 reviews
All Human: REVISED! because I'm trying to make this story better, full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,823 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Need You to Love Me by 11June11 reviews
AU/AH. Slave Edward is desperately in love with his princess, Bella. With a prompt from his brother, Emmett, he sets out to make her fall in love with him, too. But how could a princess ever love a slave?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Beauty and the Geek by Emmeline Rose reviews
Edward Cullen is your average high school geek, the complete opposite from the popular Bella Swan and her friends Alice and Rosalie. Will Bella become the down-to-earth girl she had once been after Edward decides to change? All human
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,935 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Elégie Adagio by skinnylovex reviews
Bella's dream of going to the most honored music conservatory are finally fulfilled. Along the way, she meets some of the best friends she could ask for, and maybe a gorgeous piano player, too. All human AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,712 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5711 - Favs: 2,988 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Six Months I Lost My Mind But Found My Heart by An End Has A Start reviews
They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Whatever It Takes by foreversleepless reviews
Bella's broken with a secret, guarding her heart ever since the accident. She's off to London to look for an escape & meets a green eyed boy named Edward. Can she learn to say goodbye to a loved one? What about her music? Will she find love? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,540 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare by The Real Mrz.Black reviews
Emmett is bored. And nothing good comes of that. And this time its in the form of truth or dare Sequel:The Game is up!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,299 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
The Jewel by Lady R. Lotus reviews
Bella Swan moved to Forks to live with her father after going through a traumatic incident in her past life. She is an extraordinary girl with amazing powers. She stumbles upon the Cullen family and knows their secret because of her past life. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,459 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood Berries by CullenLove reviews
Bella's life is a miserable excuse for existence: her mother beats her, and every day she wishes for death... until a mysterious boy bursts into her life, and throws rainbows on her dark soul. Haunting EdXBella story. Violence, optional lemons, language..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 95,812 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life To Existence by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU: Alice and Jasper found Edward as a baby in Chicago. They bring him home with them to the rest of the Cullen’s. They are Vampires and he is human. He will meet Bella When he gets olderBXE RomanceHumorDrama. Better then it sounds! *FINISHED*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2305 - Favs: 3,332 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3221 - Favs: 2,975 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Nightfall by Black Angel reviews
As Bella and Edward grow even more comfortable with one another, the world seems to conspire against them. But no matter how hard things might get, they will always have each other. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 118,969 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Complete
Till Death by Laura Elizabeth reviews
I'm still receiving reviews for this, so I won't take it down. In all honesty, I have lost all interest for anything Twilight related, so I'm not sure this story will get finished. I apologize for this. I may finish it eventually, but it will remain as is for now. If you stumble upon this and would like to know how it ends, feel free to message me. Again, I'm sorry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,143 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 2/5/2006
7 Minutes In Heaven by Brittneys.Perspective reviews
When Bella and Edward Share an Intense Moment in the Closet During a High School Party, Edward Thinks He Has Bella Right Where He Wants Her - as His. Too Bad No One Spelled It Out for Bella. (Human)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,525 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by ebtwisty9 reviews
It's Sleeping Beauty all over again, but the third faerie gave her gift before the evil one came. Bella is destined to die at age 16. Could Edward save her in time? ExB story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 54,947 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just the Summer by Annilaia reviews
Bella Swan has to go to Forks every summer. But the summer before her freshman year in highschool a new family moves to town, and Bella falls in love. How will she fare when the summer ends? Will she ever see him again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,501 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 2/8/2007 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Without You by passionfornight reviews
Edward has gone hunting and Bella is left alone. With Bella being Bella we know that something is going to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,328 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Experimental reviews
After Tanya Denali killed herself, Bella, Rose, and Alice were thrown into a world they never expected. It was an experiment. It started a journey they can never forget. Ended with a lesson learned. OOC All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Bella, Edward
Helpless reviews
Bella and the whole gang is at a Boarding School. Alice, Jessica, and Tanya are her roommates. And Tanya want Edward, what happens? And then something unimaginable happens, and things will never be the same. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,847 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
Foster Love reviews
Edward Masen and Isabella Swan both get adopted by Carlisle and Esme Cullen as Foster Kids. Soon, they start to feel a different type of love towards eachother. What will happen to them, and will they end up? All Human DISCONTINUED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,955 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
You Belong With Me reviews
Just a song fan-fiction based on the Taylor Swift song and music video. I don't own Twilight, the song, or the music video. All-Human. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teardrops On My Guitar reviews
Bella's had a crush on Edward since freshman year. The problem is, she thinks he loves someone else. Song fan-fic. One-shot. All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rewritten Eclipse Chapter 20 reviews
What would have happened if Bella ran from the room when Edward told her that he wouldn't sleep with her? All you have to do is read this story. One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Bella, Edward