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Thirty something scientist in the north of Europe who reads way to much Twilight fanfiction. Thinking about writing some on my own one day but has to finish my PhD thesis first and that takes forever...

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Dissonance by Mortissues reviews
I haven't so much made a success of myself as simply fallen through the cracks in my life and somehow landed buttered side up. I am toast. The fifty percent lucky slice that you rescue from your kitchen counter and shove in your mouth as you run out the door, breathless and late, to start your new day.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 83,923 - Reviews: 2706 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Bella, Edward
Down Home by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Sometimes, everything you're looking for ends up being right where you left it. *Entry for The Heart of Country Contest. 1st Place Silver Spur Award Public Vote, 2nd Place Silver Spur Award Judges Choice, 1st Place Gentlemen Wear White Award (Swooniest Fella) Public Vote and Judges Choice, 2nd Place Hay Ride Award Judges Choice.* Now expanded and complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,538 - Reviews: 2889 - Favs: 3,029 - Follows: 2,853 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stolen Secrets and Shattered Dreams by FoxxyJ reviews
A NYC barman views his mind reading as an isolating cancer, until he meets a lonely 28yr old trying to escape her sad reality. His life is full of harsh lessons. Hers an uphill battle, so she never complains when a beautiful boy pushes her away time and time again. EXB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 173,250 - Reviews: 3749 - Favs: 3,033 - Follows: 2,244 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12856 - Favs: 5,973 - Follows: 5,348 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,217 - Reviews: 4910 - Favs: 4,927 - Follows: 6,277 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8191 - Favs: 7,449 - Follows: 7,765 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Star Shaped Heart by MaytoDecemberRomanceContest reviews
A lovelorn girl. A lonesome cowboy. An anonymous donation and a pink jade butterfly. Sometimes love doesn't just fall into your lap. Sometimes you need a healthy dose of luck to find it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,249 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 98 - Published: 1/25 - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14747 - Favs: 7,356 - Follows: 7,033 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
College professor Edward Cullen is thoroughly annoyed by his student Ms. Swan. Everything about her bothers him, and he longs for the semester to be over. But what happens when he meets her one night when they aren't in school?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 10706 - Favs: 9,364 - Follows: 7,032 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Quarterback Sneak by jayhawkbb reviews
As a Seattle sports talk radio host, it's my job to give my opinion on the Seahawks new quarterback, Edward Cullen. But maybe I shouldn't have said what I did...you know, about his butt. E/B Rated M for language and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,393 - Reviews: 3722 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 4,395 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 8/31/2012
WitFit: Spring 2013: Tote by SammieLynnsMom reviews
Bella's mother wants her to have absolutely nothing to do with pledging a sororityu, yet won't tell her why. Bella finds herself doing just that. Can she keep things smooth at home? What about the brother's they match with? How does she handle classes and a new found social life she never knew she'd have? Only time will tell for Bella Swan. Rated M for maturity
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 140,030 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Bella, Edward
OPERATION: Break the Dawn by katinki reviews
An experimental weapon, one of the most lethal chemicals ever created, has been stolen. Its final destination is unknown, but there's no doubt the powerful faction behind the theft is intent on one thing: War. But they didn't count on a fight. A team of Marines, led by Capt. Edward Cullen and accompanied by Dr. Isabella Swan, isn't about to let the world go up in flames. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 111,709 - Reviews: 2785 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 2,511 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Edward, Bella
once and future lovers by littlesecret84 reviews
He told me once that he preferred brunettes, but his fingers were always playing with long, blonde strands. He could never make up his mind... until he did. And now that I'm back I don't think he deserves a second chance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,098 - Reviews: 4225 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 2,540 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Bella, Edward
Shame by belladonnacullen reviews
She destroys him. He hides his disgrace. She manipulates. He dominates. She's driven by power. He's inspired by duty. Their corporate arrangement is motivated by shame. ExB, AH, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,209 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Bella, Edward
Coming Home by Sarge's Girls reviews
School teacher Bella sends a care package and letter to Army sergeant Edward, who is stationed in Afghanistan. They begin a relationship through letters, phone calls, and video chats. There's love, there's language, and there's adult situations, plus a strong, independent Bella and the Edward we all know and love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 178 - Words: 285,873 - Reviews: 17729 - Favs: 4,457 - Follows: 3,116 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Destroy by walkingwithgiants reviews
In the words of Abe Lincoln, "The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend." Bella works for a man that makes her teeth grind. "My boss is an asshole," she cried.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 102,019 - Reviews: 4281 - Favs: 2,906 - Follows: 4,266 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Bella, Edward
A Bullet from Chekhov's Gun by callmepagliacci reviews
"Charming" was the first deep cover Edward Cullen ever affected, years before he became a spy. Bella Swan is an American girl at Oxford with skills MI6 wants. "Befriending" Bella Swan will be his most challenging mission yet.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,169 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 1,707 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Edward, Bella
Bella of Victoria by DH78 reviews
Kindred spirits, family, and love... she finally had it all. Her stubbornness may have caused her to lose the one who knows her best. A story about growing up and growing love. An Anne of Green Gables-inspired love story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,558 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Bella, Edward
Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear by TheFicChick reviews
"It's the first time I realize that for all of the significance boy-Edward holds in my past, man-Edward is a stranger to me. The thought is at once liberating and heartbreaking, and I don't know what to do with it: how do you forgive someone who no longer exists? How do you hold a man accountable for a boy's carelessness?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 59,282 - Reviews: 7407 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19575 - Favs: 6,526 - Follows: 4,466 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Offbeat by SexyLexiCullen reviews
He's a cop. She's a student. A missed connection during a traumatic time leaves them both longing, until fate brings them back together again. Romance, humor, slight drama. Canon couples. OOC. AU. This is my version of Copward, and this is a working summary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,677 - Reviews: 2692 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 2,331 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Edward, Bella
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,721 - Reviews: 6111 - Favs: 3,980 - Follows: 5,796 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
A Little Magic by GeekChic12 reviews
After four long years, Bella finally gets what she's been missing, but it's not enough. She needs more. Will she find it in the most unlikely of places? They say when you're not looking, that's when love finds you. AH, Rated M for l & l. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,160 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Melt by ineedyoursway reviews
An old soul, a hard past, and a very, very small town.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,278 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Iteration: The Perks and Pitfalls of Talking Too Much by m81170 reviews
Jobless, penniless, college dropout Edward takes a chance on a Craigslist job listing to be the face of Jasper's new company. An unlikely friendship blossoms over pancakes and ketchup but is tested when a saucy new waitress catches Edward's eye. Too bad she's the press, and Edward can't afford to be scooped. Life is hard for an ex-Russian-Literature-Major turned professional liar.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,316 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Bella, Edward, Jasper - Complete
The B Sides by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Select EPOV scenes from The Give Away Girl. This is not an independent story and will not make sense unless you have already read The Give Away Girl. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,667 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Debt by Ta Paixao reviews
Juniors in college, Bella and Edward live together under a tense agreement. They aren't exactly friends - not anymore - but Edward has a debt to pay and a promise to keep. Edward will get his chance at redemption... Rated for all sorts of adult content. EPOV. Tattward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 153,475 - Reviews: 4636 - Favs: 2,691 - Follows: 2,630 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Ordinary Proposal by twilover76 reviews
Bella wants to escape her small-town life and live her dreams in New York. What happens when a man almost twice her age makes her an offer she can't refuse? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 163,556 - Reviews: 10737 - Favs: 7,945 - Follows: 6,530 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15032 - Favs: 8,627 - Follows: 9,061 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Professionally Personal by DH78 reviews
Aspiring tattoo artist, Bella Swan works a nine-to-five job at Cullen Energy, Inc. When forced to work with the cold, elusive, and very hot CEO, she discovers they have something in common. Can she keep things professional personal? E/B Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,111 - Reviews: 2226 - Favs: 3,115 - Follows: 3,345 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
Little Green and Easybella by BettiGefecht reviews
She only remembers a silent kid, he doesn't remember her at all. When they meet again years later, they feel a connection that isn't of this world - - - ExB; AH; Rated M. Autism; age gap; unconditional love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 137,423 - Reviews: 5567 - Favs: 2,989 - Follows: 3,325 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
Dear Maggie by Jenny0719 reviews
A heart leads Bella back home to Forks... and to the brother of the woman who donated it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 228,176 - Reviews: 5408 - Favs: 3,827 - Follows: 3,026 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Perfect Match by HappyMess reviews
Bella Swan never considered online dating. After all, she was only twenty-one. But after too many glasses of wine, her best friend convinces her otherwise. AH. Olderward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,244 - Reviews: 3956 - Favs: 2,668 - Follows: 2,905 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Try by shellshock81 reviews
Bella moves to the other side of the world, leaving everything she's ever known behind, including a broken heart. Edward, star player of one of New Zealand's best Super15 rugby teams is so smitten over his new Pilates trainer, he can't stop himself from going after her. Will they find a way to make it work on and off the field?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,254 - Reviews: 2022 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Distance In Between by sunflowersongs reviews
Complete - Edward Cullen, a Union cavalry officer during the Civil War, is found wounded and healed back to health by Bella Swan. Perhaps something even more precious is found in the process.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 171,614 - Reviews: 1724 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,973 - Reviews: 3926 - Favs: 3,388 - Follows: 4,536 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Practicum by TheFicChick reviews
"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,904 - Reviews: 4223 - Favs: 3,719 - Follows: 3,183 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Insatiable Desires by ItzMegan73 reviews
What happens when the paths of two highly intelligent hypersexuals cross?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,528 - Reviews: 1758 - Favs: 2,991 - Follows: 3,968 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
Home, Not Home, Home by theheartofcountrycontest reviews
Can city-girl, Bella Swan, and cowboy, Edward Cullen, ever met in the middle and agree on anything related to Dwyer Lake Ranch? Or will it blow up in their faces, before it even has a chance to grow? What will it take for these two individuals to make dreams come true?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Search by Amber1983 reviews
When Bella Swan flees to London to escape her painful and humiliating past her new life is knocked off its axis by her charismatic and ambitious boss, Edward Cullen. Can Ed unravel Bella's secrets and get what he wants without revealing his own demons...and his heart? AH. Britishward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 182,812 - Reviews: 3387 - Favs: 2,840 - Follows: 2,411 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fall to Ruin One Day by sleepyvalentina reviews
He wanted to be the most powerful man on earth. As far as she was concerned, he already was. Love. Longing. A decade of regret. Time changes nothing...or does it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 108,885 - Reviews: 8912 - Favs: 4,593 - Follows: 3,679 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
High Fidelity by IReen Weiss reviews
Damaged Edward, damaged Bella. Two sides of the same scarred coin. When one side is up, the other is down. Language and lots of it. Lemons eventually. It's a slow burn, slow and painful. Mature. Lots of random pop culture references. AH, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 205,466 - Reviews: 5689 - Favs: 3,791 - Follows: 3,604 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How to Paint a House by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Bella Swan is a naive fifteen year old, set to spend another kiss-less summer alone. Edward is new to town, and doesn't know a soul. Watch an unlikely friendship blossom over the simple task of painting a house. But for these two, nothing is simple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,346 - Reviews: 6188 - Favs: 4,592 - Follows: 5,343 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
Cracks in the Pavement by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Life is never perfect, the cracks always appear. "My Polaroid would show the face of a girl who has forgotten how to truly smile." Even the strongest of dreams can fail to become enough.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 148,857 - Reviews: 5015 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 2,376 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
PTB S University 2012 by moirae reviews
My collection of homework assignments for S-University, hosted by Project Team Beta. These are exercises intended to help me improve as a writer, and most will be written in a short time and un-beta'd.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,975 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Buried Life by Emmanuelle Nathan reviews
Bella Swan is content with her career and her new life in London but feels that there is still something missing. Will a chance encounter with sinister yet intriguing stranger hold the answer to what she truly desires? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,708 - Reviews: 2203 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 2,678 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella
Shelter by moirae reviews
Bella never made it to Forks, never met Edward, never fell in love. As a student at Emerson College, she is passionate, smart, and desperately lonely. Until someone catches the scent of his singer on the air . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,351 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adult Book Store by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella drove past every day…curious, frustrated, repressed and longing. Secretly needing something, but too afraid to ask. Until one day, she wasn't.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,094 - Reviews: 2498 - Favs: 2,048 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10606 - Favs: 11,685 - Follows: 12,377 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Darkrooms and Safe Light by sleepyvalentina reviews
A vampire who has been dead for decades meets a young woman who hasn't yet begun to live. They could bring each other to life...if he doesn't kill her first. A FGB piece for Katinki.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,615 - Reviews: 1936 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 1,199 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Edward, Bella
An Abridged Account by alchemilla mollis reviews
An Abridged Account of the Intimate History of Edward Cullen, as told to Bella Swan. Edward recounts a somewhat disastrous history of encounters with women through the 20th century, as Bella becomes more and more impatient to have an encounter of their own.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 145,536 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masen Days by purelyamuse reviews
Bella meets Masen at the local skate park. He's a quiet, mysterious loner. She wants to help him, love him even. Will he let her? Or will he skate away like he always does? AH. 3rd Place Winner in the Boys on Boards contest! Now an EXPANDED multi-chap!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,922 - Reviews: 2857 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Near To You by Caitlinlaurie reviews
AU. Years after Edward left in New Moon, Bella has moved on with her life, now living in a small town. But when her path crosses with someone from Forks, Bella must choose between the life she has made for herself and the one she is destined for. B/C On Temporary Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 92,354 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8310 - Favs: 5,685 - Follows: 4,209 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Gives Me Religion by Liz Lemon Bennett reviews
A foul-mouth seminarian meets a just widowed bride in the brink of despair. A late in life coming of age story, Bella and Edward learn to have faith in themselves and each other. Started as a Cherry Exchange o/s, now full length.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,539 - Reviews: 4358 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 2,004 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Edward, Bella
Sins of the Piano Man by solareclipses reviews
AU. A reclusive vampire's swan songs for the victims he regrets draw in a young woman struggling with her father's illness. As fate brings them together, Edward's dark past threatens to tear them apart. ExB. Won 'Best Overall' 2011 Vampie Award.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,615 - Reviews: 3249 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ready for Love? by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
It seemed like such a good idea at the time... Now seniors Bella and Edward are faced with a life-changing event. Really, they should have just used a condom. A lesson learned. Right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 106,106 - Reviews: 2401 - Favs: 2,350 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
New Habits: Bad Habit, Book Two by AmeryMarie reviews
While Bella flees to NYC to escape her bad habits, Edward's left behind, clinging to his old habits. What will it take to make them realize some things are impossible to run from and some habits just can't be broken? Sequel to BH: Book 1. AH, Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 164,080 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
Firefly in Summer by primarycolors reviews
Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,377 - Reviews: 9760 - Favs: 6,422 - Follows: 4,293 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12862 - Favs: 7,671 - Follows: 6,174 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For Whom The Bell Tolls by CyraBear reviews
There's a dusty old bookstore in Seattle where the proprietor keeps odd hours and knows the location of every book in his stock. What surprises hide in its stacks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 130,447 - Reviews: 4337 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 2,497 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Strange Brew by Magnolia822 reviews
Soon-to-be college senior Bella Swan needs a summer job. Edward Cullen needs a worker for his new tasting room at Cullen Creek Brewery. She doesn't know much about beer, but she knows how to push his buttons. Romance/Humor, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 108,831 - Reviews: 5471 - Favs: 5,625 - Follows: 3,015 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When the Night Comes by DH78 reviews
Nightmares from a tragedy long ago plague Bella when the night comes. When a mysterious guest checks into her B&B nestled along Orcas Island's coast, can she face her past to move forward? Canon pairings. AH. Rate M for lemons later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,878 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Hummer by mabarberella reviews
Can Bella turn away from the alure of the unknown? Can Carlisle resist the forbidden heat of humanity? Bella x Carlisle, M because it's called the Hummer, people! Lemony one-shot written for Ninapolitan's DILF contest. Happy Birthday, Nina!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,208 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Bad Blood by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Edward Cullen was a man who liked order. He arranged his life into neat little segments, exercising rigid control in all areas of his existence. Then one day, all of it was brought tumbling down by one simple question.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,319 - Reviews: 2259 - Favs: 2,617 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
There is a Light by belladonnacullen reviews
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,350 - Reviews: 5205 - Favs: 3,778 - Follows: 2,458 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Inheritance by iambeagle reviews
Three stipulations are keeping Edward from receiving his inheritance money, one of them being he must obtain a serious relationship. His solution? Pay Bella to pretend to date him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,167 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 1,508 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
An Acquired Taste by Magnolia822 reviews
Arrogant British celebrity chef Edward Cullen made an impression on NYC caterer Bella Swan long before either one of them became a success. Now, armed with her cat and a devious practical joke, Bella's plan may turn up the heat for both of them. ExB OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,903 - Reviews: 5226 - Favs: 3,954 - Follows: 2,738 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wrenfield Hall by Wannabe Charlotte reviews
In 1870s England, Bella finds herself without home or family when her father dies. She secures a position as a housemaid in a country manor belonging to Lord Edward Masen. The two form a bond that is threatened by class differences and Edward's past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,839 - Reviews: 3129 - Favs: 2,697 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A River Between by WildRedPoppies reviews
Privileged English heiress Isabella Swan suddenly loses everything, including her family's prized book collection. When son of rival family Edward Cullen acquires the collection and offers her a job, she is in no position to refuse. A tentative friendship based on their mutual love for books grows complicated as they enter into an arrangement—she wants the books back; he wants her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,173 - Reviews: 2138 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 2,579 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8126 - Favs: 8,190 - Follows: 8,405 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7139 - Favs: 5,190 - Follows: 3,298 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 4,210 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marked by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Edward Masen is a self-sufficient, independently wealthy man with a PhD in Social Anthropology. When he meets a man named Jasper, he is shaken by the disappointment he feels when Jasper is apparently an impossibility. ExJ, Slash, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 465,518 - Reviews: 2412 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Edward, Jasper
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 4994 - Favs: 5,871 - Follows: 3,696 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Some Little Girls by sleepyvalentina reviews
Happily married and expecting her first child, Bella has everything she's always wanted. So why is she so scared? History doesn't have to repeat itself. Final installment in the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,715 - Reviews: 2109 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
A Quiet Fire by Magnolia822 reviews
"But true love is a durable fire, In the mind ever burning, never sick, never old, never dead, From itself never turning." Ten years after a tragedy parted them, childhood friends Edward and Bella meet again. Can what was lost be recovered? E/B Some OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 175,175 - Reviews: 8289 - Favs: 5,178 - Follows: 2,867 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14409 - Favs: 7,368 - Follows: 5,301 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful Scars by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
A homeless shelter in Jacksonville. Edward's a scruffy, closed-off Adonis. Bella's a bossy ball-buster who is scarred inside and out. When they meet? Sparks!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,354 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
Tunes with Tony Masen by Just4ALE reviews
Our late night calls were fascinating. His attitude in person was frustrating. Stupid radio host with the velvety, seductive voice. Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde? Will the real Tony Masen please stand up? AH. Drama/Mystery/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,409 - Reviews: 3619 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 1,634 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On Grey Mornings by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's tryst with power made her infamous. Hounded and ashamed, she's back in Forks to start over again, but where do you find a clean slate when everyone who sees you already knows your biggest secret? AH, adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,376 - Reviews: 3646 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10173 - Favs: 6,161 - Follows: 3,649 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9068 - Favs: 8,642 - Follows: 4,885 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8893 - Favs: 7,362 - Follows: 4,865 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Big Sky by Word Ninja reviews
ON HIATUS-When Bella is suddenly left with a failing ranch, she's determined to make it on her own. But when her arrogant, gorgeous neighbor offers the help she needs, she has to decide; is saving her ranch worth losing herself?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,152 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
Delusions of Grandeur by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Bella is a liberal girl with an outspoken opinion while Edward is an uptight conservative. When these two meet in a political science class, sparks will fly. M for lemons in future chapters. OOC/AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,186 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Little Plastic Castle by Lawn Girl reviews
Even the best built castles sometimes fall. In a coffee shop, in a city...two people struggle to remember how to put those pieces back together.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,171 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Beauty Within by afragilelittlehuman reviews
Going to his brother Jasper's company Christmas party, Edward hopes to spend time with the employee he's admired from afar for months. Will his blindness keep her away, or will she find it allows him to see her in another way? AH/AU/OOC - ExB - Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,523 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Creatures of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Sequel Novella for Creature of Habit. Written specifically for the Fandom Gives Back Charity Auction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,962 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3233 - Favs: 2,819 - Follows: 1,882 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ladder to the Sun by Rosybud reviews
How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,847 - Reviews: 2510 - Favs: 3,875 - Follows: 1,647 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14209 - Favs: 15,204 - Follows: 8,263 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4560 - Favs: 3,782 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Litany at Dusk by duskwatcher2153 reviews
Edward's been a solitary vampire, hunting on the edges of society. He rejoins his family in Forks, ready to abstain and runs across a young woman praying. A choice must be made between one's heart, one's desires and one's soul. Darkward ExB AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,694 - Reviews: 5323 - Favs: 2,834 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4486 - Favs: 5,521 - Follows: 2,040 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bulletproof by annanabanana reviews
When Jasper receives a long term photo assignment in a region of conflict, an unexpected colleague's presence complicates the next three months of his life. Written for TwiFansForHaiti. AH E/J Rated M for language and lemony lemonstuffs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,087 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Jasper
To Serve and Protect by Fates-Love-Queen reviews
"I had become my own worst fear, I had become my father. I Bella Swan, was a cop." Can Bella put a tragic past behind her to help a friend in need? Can a green-eyed stranger save her from herself? Will she let him? Nom'd for best WIP Action/Drama Indies.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,969 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
You Don't Know Me by philadelphic reviews
For the Age of Edward contest. AU, AH 1950's Chicago. Cynical lawyer and confirmed bachelor Edward Masen is looking for a secretary who can handle him. He gets more than he bargained for in the form of a shy, mysterious girl fresh off the bus from Forks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,353 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 168 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
Sleeps with a Vampire by Just4ALE reviews
Sequel to An American Vampire in Chicago. Read as B&E's relationship develops. Family and friends make an appearance, causing a few bumps. AU/Vampires/Humans. My vamps are slightly different from SM's.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,239 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An American Vampire in Chicago by Just4ALE reviews
Bella is a business school student when she meets Edward, a PhD student. Is this handsome stranger too good to be true? AU/Vampires/Humans. My vamps are slightly different from SM's. Indie TwiFic Award Winner!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,693 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete