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Joined 07-19-09, id: 2014032, Profile Updated: 01-20-10
Author has written 10 stories for Big Bang Theory.

I write fic for The Big Bang Theory, although one day I might be brave enough to branch out. Currently I'm a little obsessed with shipping Sheldon/Penny. I'm hoping I write myself out of this obsession soon, since I should be doing uni work instead of making other peoples characters dance for me.

I tend to like darker fic, although the stuff I write ranges from the not-quite-fluff to the pretty-damn-dark. I'm never disappointed by an unhappy ending.

I live in England, in an area where the view from the beach is one of chemical waste plants and chimney stacks.

I am training to be a mental health nurse, which sits strangely alongside my general misanthropy but seems to be working.

I work at a forensic psychiatric hospital. The less said about that the better.

I live with my fiance, who is old enough to be my father, as I remind him when he needs cheering up.

Some of my writing is much better than other bits, as I'm sure people will notice. I'm working on that. I want to be better...

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The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 2,895 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Wishful Thinking by Oponn reviews
When two people think about something so much, can they make it happen?
Heroes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,155 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Claire B. - Complete
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Gently they go reviews
She has already decided it’s a ‘he’ and can’t help but name him..." WARNING: Character death. Pretty dark. One shot plot bunny that wouldn't get out of my head.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Cheap Dress Retaliation reviews
Penny is having a bad night and goes looking for something to make her feel better, causing Sheldon to have to deal with the emotional fallout. As usual, he attempts to use science to figure it all out. Set sometime in season 2, ignores season 3, so AU.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,378 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Break In reviews
Written for the kink meme on Paradox. There's a break-in at the guys apartment and Sheldon is hurt. Penny makes him feel better. Rated M for sex and bad language.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Chemistry Corollary reviews
Sheldon watches as Penny and Leonard self-destruct...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Arctic Expedition Consequence reviews
Alternate scene from The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation with refs to Bath Item Gift Hypothesis, so may be spoilers. Sheldon gets his revenge on Leonard. M for rudeness and swears. Now complete with epilogue.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,251 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Bed Bath Paradigm Shift reviews
It's angst. There's a car crash. Someone gets hurt. Some feelings are confronted. I'm not sure I could have squeezed in any more cliches if I'd tried... Rating is probably excessive, but just in case.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,832 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Flawed Hypothesis Implication reviews
Sheldon has a theory. Penny disproves it...but not before finding out something she kinda wishes she hadn't.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Loss Hypothesis reviews
Penny suffers a loss and it raises some strong feelings in the group. Angst, rated M for potential sauciness and slightly adult themes. My second attempt at fanfic. As before, reviews very much appreciated! Now with a teeny epilogue.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
You don't know what you do to me reviews
Penny and Sheldon, one shot smut in a car park. That's about it, really. Missing scene from The Grasshopper Experiment. Just written and posted, sorry for any mistakes...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Dance Class reviews
Sheldon teaches Penny to dance and discovers some feelings he never knew he had. Just a bit of fun for my first attempt at fanfic. Reviews appreciated, but please be gentle!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete